Dead Space™2 : Needle in Eye

[BinD1230]

YOU MISSED!

[MrFastcoyote]

Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye. Oh i feel so safe

[Generations1st]

that still kills me laughing LOOL

[eddieliusa]

Eyesaac must be like, "what fucken IDIOT would make this machine"

[LazerChicklets]

Instead of reverse lets use a blast forward option.

[CrossInnocent]

I use to be alive... until I took a needle to the eye :I

[shiftbot]

who else slowly leaned into their screen?

[RainingBloodify]

I hate that $''t

[1MichealMyers]

No wonder he died. He llet a blonde fuck with his brain -.-

[blueboy4901]

well that sure escalated quickly...

[SeniorPenguin0]

This was fucking retarted I don't get that piece of shit part its stupid

[TheScorpionMK37]

EYE think he gets the POINT!

[123ollyb]

I don't even get why everyone says they don't like this bit. I mean... what? I was expecting like, a massive drawn out scream of anguish, not just "*plunge* "ARRRGHH!" *dead*."

[Agates187]

I used to bee just like Isaac Clarke.. then I took a needle to the Eye.

[Constative]

i used to paly dead space until i took an arrow to the knee in skyrimm

[Pindooli]

@Constativ,

HOLY SHIT. WE CERTAINLY WILL HONOR YOU SINCE YOU SAID THAT. PLEASE, SITIN THIS CHAIR FULL OF RETARD.

[aMidnightBreeze]

I can't help but imagine a version where the needle is replaced by a cupcake. Thank you internet.

[TheCrazybunny56]

@aMidnightBreeze

Cross My Heart and Hope to Fly Stick a Cupcake in my Eye - Pinkie Pie

[aMidnightBreeze]

@TheCrazybunny56 /)

[TheCrazybunny56]

@aMidnightBreeze Right back at ya (Kirby!) (\

[MrFastcoyote]

@TheCrazybunny56 lol

[thanhjas]

I used to be a spaceman like you. Then I took a needle in the eye

[SeasonsOfBlue]

@thanhjas.

No. You're not funny. You're not original.

You're plainly the average unoriginal idiot who has to post unfunny meme's. Congratulations.

[TZIDuffman]

hm wasnt as bad as i thought

[GlennAnimator]

I used to be a survivor like you, but then I took a needle to the eye.

[783Jason]

That came Right in a sudden

:p

[iAteYerFish]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took a needle to the eye.

[TheDeepfriedman]

I wish this would replace those "arrow to the knee" jokes

[90ShaneE]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a needle in the eye...

[HotDogInATortilla]

Why does it go slow if you make it, but if you miss it goes fast?

[SuperDMCforever]

This is the most torturous part to me >.< u keep urself from dying

[CursedxWerewolf]

Eye see dead Isaac!

[ReaperSound]

I sat in the edge of my chair watching this and when he died I fell off LAUGHING my ass off. Never saw this death when I played it I wish I saved it just before it OMG that shit is hilarious

[MCPOSJ117films]

I used fight necromorphs like you, then I took a needle in the eye.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films STOP WITH THE UNFUNNY GODDAMNED ARROW IN THE MOTHERFUCKING KNEE JOKES ALREADY...Nobody thinks it's funny, nobody will give you thumbs.

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse lol, sorry. this one deserved one, but i agree it is way too overused.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films Then why use it, dumbass? You say it's overused and apologize but say it deserved one?

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse Well what I mean is, people always use it at all the wrong times and I thought this instance would be appropriate.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films THAT'S THE GODDAMN PROBLEM. You're just another person who thinks it's the "appropriate" time for an old, unfunny joke. There's NEVER an appropriate time.

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse Well what I mean is, it could be funny if people didn't overuse it so much in every video. In this case, it was a needle and could be reworded into something different. If you didn't see it so much and it was hardly used, it could have become funny. I wouldn't quite call it and "old...joke" Skyrim only came out a month and a half ago. It just got really old, really fast. The stupid joke, not Skyrim.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films No. It was never funny. It was old the second it began.

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse I'm saying if you're going to use any form of annoying meme, at least be clever about it.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films How about, instead of trying and failing at being clever about it, you DON'T DO IT AT ALL?

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse how about i block you, you stfu, look at the comment below yours, and look at my spider nads.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films Blocking me doesn't stop me from replying.

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse oh shit.

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films No more arrow in the knee jokes.

[MCPOSJ117films]

@TwistedWalruse i stopped doing that a long time ago actually, I just thought a needle would be different and needed one. /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[TwistedWalruse]

@MCPOSJ117films No.

[Thetubemaster567]

That hurts me ouch

[TheXIXIX]

I love how at the end you can tell that the player was just like "Ah, fuck it."

[pacman5618]

look up chicken

[MrBruutal]

i used to play this game. then i took a needle to the eye

[dvnshmishra]

computer - cant this guy keep his eyes still

isac - eyes here there

computer - i am sick of it smash

isacs girl friend - you face god damnit

[Empage1986]

isaac just fakin stable ur self!

[Olivio1991]

mas que diabos ele foi fazer nessa maquina ?

[ModPlayer999]

I was gonna get a needle in my eye, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[GpZ91]

Made in China.

[bunugable]

he is so retarded his face is a mega fail

[krith]

What a beautiful game, I think I'll play it just for the views, along with soul calibur.

(Not to be taken seriously :-| ...)

[MrGamersoul]

XD HOLYSHIT IN THE FUTURE IF I HAVE TO DO EYE OPERATIONS I BETTER COMMIT SUICIDE  @.o

[LouisaNash]

WHO THE FUCK CONTROLS THIS GOD DAMN MACHINE ?

[felipeXD2010]

WTF

[GeneralLightning]

Im seriously curious what this looks like when its actually done right...because i have no idea how this needle is going to help anything...

[RockRuinedMyLife]

@GeneralLightning When it's done right, only the needle goes in the eye and they explain in the game that it "activate" some cells or code in the brain, and you need them to continue.

[vleesevlons]

@GeneralLightning Play the game -.-

[2veki]

@GeneralLightning i think it has no use... that way that is showed nicole wanted to happen :/ pass the game bro

[DeadSpace2fan01]

@GeneralLightning The needle is partially stuck into his eye and he comes out alive. Duh.

[ghosthawkesouls]

whats the point of stickinjg a needle in your eye and dieing?

[juggranaut]

If that is the advanced medical maciens then fuck the future

[mrmaster117]

Isaac, learn2eyes

[pivotmaniac10]

FATALITY.

[neonman1604]

cross my heart and hope to die...

STICK A NEEDLE IN YER EYE!

[RedNudidity]

Why the hell did you have to wait 45 seconds just to stick the damn needle in.

[dennisvergel36]

deadspace 2 reminds me of crash bandicoot. the game developers make so many deathscenes, the gamers intentionally die to watch all of them

[egg64]

"What's the matter Sagat? Could'nt you SEE THAT?"

[Sickling3]

Hahah Eyessac, he never saw that coming

[EnricoZulu]

this game makes you wanna die so many times just because of the death scenes:D

[Mokurentate]

Someone's got a lawsuit coming.

[thedarkelegy]

FAIL!! jajajajajja XD

[ZippyChan]

Well, I just noticed that the scanner in the back counts down when you fuck up. That's nice, pretty much takes out the scary jump-ness of it.

[pokestarDJ]

your face goddamit!

[Ipunchbeezintheface]

Agh. My eye just started hurting.

[fedwinf4]

1:45 save your time people

[MouthofSaurons]

why would he even go into that machine

[Jewel348351]

WWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFF



[weemadtommy]

Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in your eye!

[fd3]

Anyone think of the eye laser surgery scene in Final Destination 5? :D

[darkeus57]

@fd3 i kinda did

[masterofaddiction]

what if the pointer is in the nose pls respond fast

[VoltJolt112]

You took like a minute and 40 seconds longer than it actually takes... :P

[Roo520]

And of course its delayed to cause suspense.

[WaZupYeO]

that fuken needle was moking me the hole vid >XD

[playram1]

Me: *Shows mom this video*

Mom: *Throws playstation out the window*

[alvaro1999inc]

@playram1 wat happens if u dont have one ywt

[sanddemon451]

@playram1 Your mother failed step four....

[MikeGove09]

@playram1 LMAO! Epic

[RatchetXJ0]

For all of you who are scared, he gets stabbed at 1:46

[brax1234]

this keeps me laughing

[brax1234]

suddenly rick roll pop in haha

[MrUnicornMassacre]

staring contest champion

[Duckyworth1]

The worst thing about this death is how CLOSE you see it happen......

[21497valentina]

if i were him i would blink so badly

[Darkstar321]

@21497valentina You couldn't blink, it's holding his eye open.

[kelseybug924]

YOUR FACE! GODDAMMIT!

[MusicmanAlexG]

I have never played dead space 2 but why do you have to do this in the game. This is a fail, but are you meant to succeed or just die here?

[natevines]

@MusicmanAlexG supposedly it cures you of being under the influence of the marker or whatever. You're supposed to succeed.

[101mrmarioman]

@leoncarbon XD

[makalyster]

retarded..all video long to show him die. wasted my time.

[shokz45]

@makalyster why u watch then retard?

[ValentineVanDrarcla]

what's the trick to this? do you have to do this?

[TribalKing917]

@ValentineVanDrarcla ur the person controlling the needle...you have to insert the needle in his pupil.

[tylerstudly12]

that was EPIC!!!!

[MrAnimeking18]

Lol

[zorey96]

i jumped lol oooh man thats..some thing ..just wonding why hell is he pointing a needle in hes pulpos

[SuperGuitarfox]

I spy with my stabbed eye...

[FPSPointMan]

I'm not a doctor but i think hes dead.

[AssualtgruppeVeir]

Gently....gently....gently.... *hammer in eye* shit...... *falls off roof dead*

[27081993th]

Careful... care...ful..... BLAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

[TheRocketVoltage]

FUCK, that scared the PISS out of me! The whole time, I was like "come on, do it, do it, do it, fucking do it!" then BLAM and I damn near fell out of my chair.

I SAY COT DAYUM.

[TheCrazySpot]

o.o nightmares.... -shakes- nightmares.... -shakes-.... NIGHTMARES!....

[killerj333]

Whats the whole point of this part?

I mean what do u do and why?

Cool vid though.

[drewford98]

@killerj333 ur dead girfriend tells u too do it i beat this game but dont remember what it was supposed to do

[shokz45]

@drewford98 it makes you uncover the secrets of the marker or something like that

[Smithtyler123X]

FAIL LOL 1:44

[euphoniumguy9]

Wait so how do you beat that?

[Hitmanfan91]

So you get it right it goes in smoothly.....you get it wrong and it just goes "OH FUCK YOU THEN!" and stabs the fuck outta your face. WTF!

[suspensewriter2009]

Random engineer: I can't get it out! It won't budge! Someone get a crane! Or a Kinesis modual! ASAP!

[Mario10053]

@newgrounder2 he did it so he could get rid of his demtia so he could remember how he built the marker so he could destroy it

[fushionshadow123]

@Mario10053 or he couldn't see out of his right eye so he just said "fuck it"

[joseitokatracho]

This is a death in the upcoming Final Destination 5 =)

[newgrounder2]

Question... Why the fuck did he do that?

[rightword]

I've played this game 5 times and never made a mistake like this.

[dryandrouge]

and why did that happen to him?

[deadisawesome1]

its like jesus christ get it lined up

[darktooth347]

come on clarke it ai'nt that bad ... i was mistaken can some one get the engineer it's stuck again

[kellebelleke]

haha

[tehnoobshowfans]

Hahahaha I guess Issac,

*Puts glasses on*

Didnt SEE that coming.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Killarila]

@tehnoobshowfans Pretty much :P

[Wombo1996]

@monstermadness99 Hahahaha I guess Issac, *Puts feet up* Didnt SEE that coming ;D

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nitro3473]

@RateGamingHD

THAT IS SO TRUE!! =D

[RaidGamingHD]

This could be a great idea for a saw trap! :D

[HaloLvl43Legit]

I thought it was going to make him watch Justin Bieber.

[ZelestialCodiac]

I have to ask: Are you really suppose to do this in the game or is this a trap. If it is a need how do you get yourself out of this?

[monstermadness99]

I think Isaac

*Puts on sunglasses* Gets the point..

YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iowncole]

@monstermadness99 Already Taken

[XemnasNo1]

Chose any career you want*

*You may not pick surgeon, you failed the test

[grimslider]

i killed my self there cause i was wondered how can u die in that machine XD

[vancepar08]

How do you win this level?

[TwistedLoveStory93]

Jumped so bad when it finaly went in his eye

[PinkBob88]

@TwistedLoveStory93 Me too hahaha

[TwistedLoveStory93]

@PinkBob88 perfect way to build suspense. lmao

[malastrome15]

One thing I learned from playing this part. DON'T FUCKING GO FULL THROTLE!

[JIVETURKEY1131]

When I did this I didn't notice the heart rate and distance numbers. I just went full speed and luckily got it.

[profalconey3]

why do you need to do this?

[NBurrito69]

Thanks for wasting my time

[devilk870]

It looks Like

*Puts on glasses

He doesnt have a good eye

YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Sorry But It was Coming)

[halofreak1263]

wow... if u miss u die that is a bad way to end ur life...

[notpvpflagged]

Step one: Crawl Inside

Step two: The screws go tight all around

Step three: ?????

Step four: Profit

[Katboy333]

On PC you cant see the numbers when under 5.00 making it harder.

[nahylkathyse]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! call engineer XD

[monstermadness99]

I think Isaac

*puts on sunglasses*

Got the point.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!

[Tristonia42]

YOU SHOULD OF LISTENED TO STROSS THI SI WHAT YOU GET whoa thats to much of a punishment what chapter is this?

[Tristonia42]

@Tristonia42 i ment this is

[Tristonia42]

YOU SHOULD OF LISTENED TO STROSS THI SI WHAT YOU GET whoa thats to much of a punishment

[n81075]

Welcome my son..

Welcome...to the machine!

[EvilCleric]

Eye carumba! Didn't see that one coming. Btw, could you improve the quality a little? It's a bit of an eye-sore(jk) All I know is dave55811 will never be my eye surgeon.

[Blitzfrenzy78]

*Nicole walks in*

Nicole:Isaac I forgot to mention that you need the laser to fla...oh shit. *Ubermorph falls from the ceiling*

Ubermorph:Blah blah blah come here you little bitch...Hey were's Isaac...OHHHHH SHIT...Wanna fuck.

Nicole:Shure.

Ubermorph:Blah blah blah come here you sexy piece of ass.

Then they lived happily ever after except for Isaac they end.

[MrLewyboy]

what suit????

[leoncarbon]

Computer : Step 1 , crawl inside...Step 2...the screws go tight..all around

Reznov : Step 8 Isaac!! FREEDOM!!!

Isaac : who the fuck are you?! *hallucinating*

[MrKapman45]

@leoncarbon Mason:Reznov wrong video game!!!

Reznov:No Mason im trired of killing the same guys over and over my dream has always been to fight zombie aliens

Mason:Dude Treyarch is going to delete your ass

[leoncarbon]

@MrKapman45 hahaha I actually thought of that through out the entire game xD

[schutzy111]

@leoncarbon lol nice cod reference