C.L.A.P. : Lesson 1 — Tones

[bigbenhoward]

OK, I made it this far in ricepiratenewgrounds uploaded videos autoplay list, but I can only take so many Cover Girl and 9/11 Celebration videos before I have to call it a night. I'll continue this another time, because they're good.

[catersupersej]

I will neeeever learn how to speak-a the Chinese! :-( All my ma sounds the same.

[xXDaziiXx]

But I'm not America D; -sniff sniff-

[sinkingflame]

we never say 你是白鬼吗 in china……we say 你是洋鬼子吗.

[cevune]

I have to imagine learning Chinese would be hellish if you had a lisp

[jack1989wang]

你好丑 rofl

[bigblakboiii]

but...but...but...im australian

[vastenmielinen]

very niceicus video ,a la carte'

[lifeisamovie816]

Did anyone else notice the characters fir the 3rd tone were " you , very , ugly" ? Lol.

[Kzombie01]

EY I love these, keep it up

[mspinney203]

This vid went viral on Oslo

[axelbby]

4th tone just go down like yo mama

[RawbThatPunk]

white guy speaking fluent chinese?

sold.

[setalaka]

SPEAK-A TE CHAINISS

[maartenvdvegt]

i don't need to learn chinese.... im dutch

[SatishSoeraj]

''Just go down like yo mama''

[Aulmeyda]

That's crazy confusing, I'mma justa speaka da English.

[TheCommenter7]

is this really how u speak spanish?

[YoungsVideos44]

听起来像个白痴。=P

[RomyNator]

Hahahahah a series of this in Japanese would make me speak Japanese in a day fluently XD

[Wah47]

"Are you a white Devil" I pissed myself at that xD

[nihildomini]

I was putting it off, but you've convinced me.....I'm going to learn how to speak Canadian, Australian, Irish, and Navajo first.

[YoungsVideos44]

@nihildomini Canadian English, Australian English and Irish English, you mean?

[thegreatMSG]

LOL.. this is awesome! XD

[baka7dogo]

but what about lesson 2?

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@baka7dogo Lesson two is coming ... i made one, and I hated it ... back to the drawing board

[kaiserblader1991]

@ricepiratenewgrounds aww dude this come be awsome, id love to speak tha Chinese

[wanderingazn]

Please make another lesson. This is hilarious and informative!

[LeTinctoire]

This language is broken in many ways.

[x6173849]

你敢罵我媽的馬嗎! XD



[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@x6173849 我敢. :P

[Axiss360]

@ricepiratenewgrounds -massive inhale as face twists way out of proportion-

YOU DARE?!?!?!!?

This video is funny as hell if you speak both english and chinese.

[haloreach324262971]

@ricepiratenewgrounds did any one go to Google translate



[Jamesyahugh]

@x6173849

哦哦哦

[chineseguy15]

I proxied youtube and showed this to my relatives in china, most of them studied english i univ, and cracked up at fuck a horse. :D

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@chineseguy15 It's a bummer, because I actually had some errors in this version. The Newgrounds flash version is corrected. I have plans to make more, just keep getting sidetracked.

[SmiLe6388]

this is traditional chinese~ it only use in taiwan~ we learn simplified chinese... my chinese sucks~ ahaha

[korean447]

whens lesson two out?

[AlisonLauer]

@korean447 I hear it's in the works :)

[TheMightyAnonymous]

Im english though...

[Ghostgnads22]

Can I get a C.L.A.P. : Lesson 2-Tones

[oncesanora]

I've learned more from this one lesson than I've learned in the total of all my foreign language classes.

[NarutoChocolate94]

Lesson two Please hahaha. I wanna show these to my chinese teacher :3 

[star12349999]

LOL. Only go up,like american man ding dong. Just go down,like yo momma.

[Tom2008To]

I will use this for reference in my chinese class!

[spogelse]

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords. (and now in Chinese...)

[Kyzix3]

Haha nice, its comedic yet educating at the same time :D

FOB Chinese ftw! xD

[beritbunny]

I fell in love!

[leshark]

DOW LAY LO MO!

[vkkim]

thank god you used real (正) chinese instead of that fake communist shit

[TheAethereal]

This was actually incredibly informative.  It makes me think I could learn Mandarin.

[3dgamerman]

Sounds like the chinese guy from courage the cowardly dog.

[Strider404]

yo mama!

[weiyangmiami]

o.O i just noticed the chinese anthem is playing in the background..

[introverteli]

man thats awesome and funny, now im gonna watch the rest of your vids

[jeffindacut22]

I'm American and this was hilarious!

[mvpballer23]

... He just called us ugly.

[dsaj123271]

What happens if you are tone deaf?

[shadowknight539]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen, im chinese and i cant stop laughing my ass off

[Smash4Tress2]

I'm Chinese and this video is awesome

[HorusFlint]

你敢不敢骂我妈的马？ XD

[megaanimotion]

i only speak to japanese

[avrilcool06]

‎2nd tone: 桶(tub) is a thrid tone

3rd tone: 驚(scared) should be 怕

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@avrilcool06 i can't believe I missed those ... thanks for the catch. I added the corrections as notes on YT, and actually fixed the original flash video on Newgrounds. Thanks again.

[AmethystApple]

Oh my god I love this!

And I actually really want to learn Mandarin!

Thank you thank you! D:

[holyshiznicks]

RicePirate. Yu da man.

[GIvanov]

Chinese trolls suck.

[NoSignal666]

im not american..... im irish :p

[theDarkwing54]

I'm only here because of Maz lol

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@theDarkwing54 wut iz moz?

[theDarkwing54]

@ricepiratenewgrounds Maz goes by the username extremebeyond on here. He liked this video which is how I got here.

[Trevnyah]

what is this i don't even

[742fool]

lol this is actually real

[shadowblade145]

LOLWUTTHE

[DisobeyMe]

LOLWUT

[Anbrad43]

LOL

[Jelley0]

Go down just like your momma