Two Best Friends Play - Gears of War 3

[pieboy620]

Tip: Holding RT will shot bullets out of your gun.... Well no shit, hell i don't even have this game and i would know that much, is that really a "tip"???

[Serran44]

"What is Ludacris doing on the ship?"

"What is Ice-T doing on the ship?"

Trying to get some mints, obviously.

[lukethedukea380]

meh. Doms wife wasn't very attractive anyway

[Undeadsora]

it was the beard with the fake leg!

[M3ntal721]

loved the Poochie references

[dopeman459]

Two best friends play theme equals Kirby theme

[garrettmad1]

ok i will join your games



[LilGRaven]

lemme finish!! i was busy shooting a wall

[alphablackdragon]

I SAAAAAVED THE VILLAAAAAGE

[Meganoob46]

7:21 sould?

[omghegotagun]

Brb. Going to be the game on insane without getting hit.

[Duk1013]

2:10 he looks very upset

[erickfrederick]

Tip:thats not gears of war3

[7DrKnockers7]

Tip: Dom's wife wasn't very attractive anyway.

HOW DARE YOU SHE'S A NICE LADY

[xCykotikx]

11:04 Hide yo kids hide your wife lol marcus :p

[ravingshadows]

I love the tips and adventure time references lol

[alycursed]

Where were you during my third recital, dad?!

[Joserom100]

I fell off my bed both times when Pat got on fire...twice!! XD

[InevitableSnipez]

you only get a taste of the tentacles (;

[gotdatoddish]

GOW3 tip: radishes are rich in protein

[salsaordie]

Which voice is matt and which is pat?

[The12Jacob]

@salsaordie Matt is the one who is usually quiet and Pat is the one who is usually loud.

[salsaordie]

@The12Jacob which is the one with the funny laugh?

[The12Jacob]

@salsaordie Matt

[oXG4M3RXo14]

@LaCokaNostradamus LOL I'm the fag? Coming from a guy who uses hashtags on YouTube XD GTFO and hop off my dick

[Stasiss13]

cliffy B's trapper keeper hold's all of epic's greatest stuff

[thatoneguy13371]

@Stasiss13 South park reference FTW

[SpartanPeter700100]

1:41 Tip : Holding RT will shoot bullets out of your gun... NO RLLY?

[oXG4M3RXo14]

@DdawgFoReal I never claimed to be funny and stop riding their dicks, they're not funny and you don't know comedy deal with it

[oXG4M3RXo14]

This is fucking stupid, the tips are the only funny things, they try too hard to be funny

[DdawgFoReal]

@oXG4M3RXo14 they are funny and you are not so stop crying about it.

[LaCokaNostradamus]

@oXG4M3RXo14 Then your sense of humor sucks. #Fag.

[LilGRaven]

@oXG4M3RXo14 fuck your gay ai

[Mylesdude101]

egoraptor reference. This episode is reference-tastic.

[TheMightyDuke197]

Lol adventure time reference

[DANIEL3351]

this is fucking retarded you fags are just riping off tim and eric ,

[WOWaKangaroo]

Tips are fucking hilarious



[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

adventure time is for FARIES

[SonicTheReetard]

1:33

Egoraptor reference. Lmao.

[JCLorenzo95]

we gotta find!!..what the fuck is that ?

lol

[Davids13246]

i already have the anya bikini but no life.

[Zumomaki]

Gotta love those tips

[SpartoiEliteSquad]

the tip jokes are there because they give you the most RETARDED tips ever

[GERMANxMACHINE]

Whats Ice-T doing on the ship?

[nosnhoj99]

can i be the gears nazi? no gears foyu.

[jonwana63]

The Hills have.....Gears ?

[WaBooLax]

Egoraptor reference... AWESOME!!

[Kiyannidirl]

When Cole Train is not on-screen, all other characters sould be asking, "Where's Cole Train?"

[Kiyannidirl]

Tip: To unlock the Anya Bikini multiplayer, beat the game on insane without ever getting hit.

[Exccentrous1]

I would go out and buy everything I need to play this game if it had a Finn Campaign.

[JKBPP]

They should do Co-op more often, God it's hilarious when they're raging on each other.

[UnKnOwNsNiPeR1457]

gears have hills

[UNKNOWNSHAPE]

The tips=My outlook on Gears.

[FELIX15X]

Silent Hills of Wars?

[SilentExchange1]

TIP: Radishes are rich in potassium.

[MiguelGotSwaggg]

i take these tips very helpful

[RPST10]

Must be hard having a friend like this but fun!

[SergeantCheezeburger]

Why is Cole Train suddenly Poochie from the Simpsons?

[MrBewsh]

why do they feel the need to shout so much? -.-

[LifeAfterYou2]

Adventure Time references!!

[iiLeXoR]

i love how the put their own tips in there. :D

[XPERTBRUTHAZ]

you guys are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OmfgBleach]

Doms wife wasnt very attractive anyways.

[miguelmaxavila1]

hey matt pat did you guys unlock any executions yet

[HotDamn70]

"im supposed to care about the story because we gotta find his wiiife"

"No, that..."

"We gotta find your dads wiife"

"Noo, no why would you want...What the FUCK are you talking about?!"

xD

[justresidentevil]

gears of hills that would be a kick ass game

[sparda2704]

Were those loading screen 'tips' real?!

[BigPimp14]

@sparda2704 no

[smilie120]

Like how everyone has beards at the end haha.

[ReelDeel82]

Two best friends play minecraft. lols

[mikeyoyo1]

3 Egoraptor refrences in all their videos!!!!! :D "LETS GO SEE WHAT THE COGS ARE DOING!"

[TuneChiSwaG]

Im beginning to think that the tips are fake... :/

[champion3433]

@TuneChiSwaG they are

[hotshot3434]

@TuneChiSwaG no way!

[hploveshack99]

@TuneChiSwaG

they can't be. I played this game, and the right trigger does shoot bullets out of your gun, and radishes ARE rich in potassium. That shit is LEGIT AS HELL.

[icillu]

I love the tips!

[TestedPositiveToAids]

"Just gotta find it- What the fuck is that?"

[eldandi09]

Gears of Hills?? love it!

[NekoValtz]

Which game am I in?!

Hilarious XD

[LMC931]

LOL look at the tips on the load screens!

[CptBroxigar]

TIP : To unlock the Anya bikini multiplayer skin beat the game on insane without ever getting hit. Chuck Norris and Cole Train can do that... not me...

[scorpio1644]

Anyone else like the Egoraptor reference at 10:33

[dbarron157]

dusty roach

[dbarron157]

balls



[demonjack123]

7 dollars worth of bullshit LOL

[turahktheterror]

JAKE THE DOG?! AS IN ADVENTURE TIME?

[turahktheterror]

radishes are rich in potassium?!?!? I CRACKED UP AT THAT PART XD, AND I THOUGHT THE PART ABOUT NOT PLAYING AS DOM WAS LOL

[fycozero]

U guys are funny but firetrucking retarded

[Argetvanta]

I got... 7 dollars! :D

[doarner]

@Argetvanta for BULLSHIT!

[Jasonzlives]

im busy shooting a wall

lmao rofl XD

[curlyqhomie17]

hahah i thought silent hill too

[TheBoomerPride]

me: "tip: random things show up at these times"

game: "i wasint going to say that"

me: D:<

[TheTrueChuster]

Where´s Cole Train?

[AwesometehSauce]

Fht

[VaporWalrus]

simpsons reference @ 7:18

[DJSbros]

Radishes are rich in potassium......

[imorton6695]

When I saw this..I came...twice Lolz jk

[imorton6695]

Radishes are....pointless lol

[ImaWizard15]

Hahaha, those fucking loading screens are tearing me apart

[DeepSooth]

TIP: Dom's wife wasn't very attractive anyway.

[Acreach123]

LOL!!!!!!!! XD

[DutchyVlogss]

You got seven dollars worth of bullshit. xD

[WeAllHateCaleb]

Adventure time is the shit

[turahktheterror]

@WeAllHateCaleb like you

[WeAllHateCaleb]

@turahktheterror Yes I am the shit just like adventure time learn your slang.

[theunicornsareamazin]

dear machinima, please stop putting random fucking annotations advertising your bullshit videos on other videos that have nothing to do with them. sincerely, pissed off little boy.

[tfkrulles]

@theunicornsareamazin Just turn off the annotations...

[ViciousDeliciousIV]

Tip: don't grow wife killer beards

[JSRROCKS4]

11:04 Thats a nice picture.......oh

[BoWestcarr]

I really hope they were just taking the piss and aren't actually that tuuurrible.

[v7Legacy]

@BoWestcarr they're doing this to entertain themself and us :'D.. sure u cna play games really serious.. but who the hel ldoes that? enjoy the game! XD

[lewchootrain]

Oldman>Carmine

[SuperConsolero]

was he trying to grow another wife in there ? ...... i just love this part hahaha

[cullennottwilight23]

I told yoooouuuuu, provado!!!!!!!!

[MsHalo3rocks]

Tip: doms wife wasnt that active ant way

[foxysnowman555]

TIP:radishes are high in patisum

[Aarontg1]

Pro tip: keep eyes fixed in the general direction of the tv for maximum effect

[weichiang89]

Radishes are good and good for you.

Thank you Captain Obvious!

[snowman43920]

heres an idea...... get batteries. and put them in your controler.might help

[thesonicslider]

wait so matt wants two gears i reckon he'll need a bolt with that

*trollface*

[thesonicslider]

NO FREAKIN WAY I JUST SAW A MAPLE STORY TRAILER AS THE AD BEFORE THIS!!!

FUCK YEA, I FUCKIN LOVE MAPLE STORY I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD GET SOAWESOMIFIED.

*has nerd-gasm

[IamTechNerd]

YOU GOT 7 DOLLARS FOR BULLSHIT L0l XD

[alexjxcx]

i refuse to buy FF simply because of this mandatory 30 second trailer PS FF13 was shit so a sequel to it isnt promising square...

[CHRIS56585]

those tips seem legit

[simmerdafukdown]

TIP: Raddishs are high in Potassium

[MrCODBlackOpsPro123]

i lol wen he said u only get a taste of the tenticles... u know wut i mean ;)

[5440Borderline]

Radishes are rich in potassium.

[Lonnie23345]

Dom's wife wasn't very attractive anyway. I'm sure none of these tips are in the game.

[GalacticGuard]

@Lonnie23345 O rly?!

[Lonnie23345]

@GalacticGuard Yeah. It took me a while. for a sec i thought they were real.

[TheRVBaddict]

Kill em with bravado

[RapturedMindHX]

I didn't get the bikini skin ):

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

@RapturedMindHX Are you fucking shitting me? I'm halfway through it, are you seriously tell me that they lied? :|

[s21411]

@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N he probably got hit

[jman10trex]

@RapturedMindHX be better if you got sam in a bikini 

[TheMat0004]

The Silent Hills Of War

[Fad3ify]

TIP: Locust cant shoot through tables

[FawkUFawker]

*Beats the game on insane without getting hit*

Dafuq they lied to me!? >:c

[SpencerBelanger]

matt, the worst gears player ever.

no one cares about gears anyway lol.

[MrCODBlackOpsPro123]

@SpencerBelanger y u watch da vid then

[123duckboi]

Hahah AWSOME

[JACKOrz8888222]

lol the tips

[raisinsandpeanuts]

Ah man that scene in the remake of wicker man, i absolutely pissed myself at that!

[Mercenarie558]

How the fuck do they not see the red fire extinguisher just lying there right in front of them on the fucking floor!? Is Pat fucking retarded?

[Mercenarie558]

"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

"'Cause you SUCK!"

[AndThenShheBled]

186 people got 7 dollars worth of BULL SHIT!

[killermoki99]

Radishes Are Rich in Pottassim HAHAHA

[TheVilqta]

This is great when you have someone to play with. My boyfriend and I just started playing the first game. Somebody should take a picture of us - he`s kissing me and I`m staring into the screen with the look in my eyes "I told you not to interrupt me when I play!!!" :D

[chowellith]

Tip: when marcus touches his ear and starts talking, you can skip it by pressing back

[4784225]

5:15 lol the fire extinguisher

[starwarp]

I saved the village!!!

[sebbeman100]

1:42 are you fucking kidding me

[MukakoeEle35]

man... what the hell are the doing

[Bubbleflum]

Pressing RT will shoot bullets out of your gun.

[hejie23]

@Bubbleflum If you are playing local co-op, try to switch controllers with your buddy so you're not stuck playing as Dom.

[EricMaynard1996]

It says they will play til they find Dom's wife, but, didnt they find and kill her in gears 2?

[chowellith]

@EricMaynard1996 The tips are made by them, its them trolling the audience, you fell for it. lol,

[MadGameBoy]

all this game needs is a louder cole train and more beards :D

[sonicX235]

office linebacker YES! XD

[BigMeachRants]

"Hey lets go see what the cogs are doin?"

[hellopants123]

i got $7 YAYAYAYAYYA!!!!

[hellopants123]

6:45 true dat

[hellopants123]

this only one reason pc is better than xbox 4 GOW, I hate splitscreen, but don't get me wrong i love the x360

[kdog461]

4:28 i hope thats real.

all the other tips are weird

[DrDazzleFTW]

also, has Epic ever answered why anya looks different in every game? as in her face is never the same?

[chowellith]

@DrDazzleFTW she bleached her hair, apparently

[DrDazzleFTW]

Is "pulling RT will shoot bullets out of your gun" a real "tip?" WTF.

[RekiWylls]

@DrDazzleFTW Mat and Pat added that in

[DrDazzleFTW]

@RekiWylls Yeah I picked up on it later. It wouldn't have surprised me though.

[Nothingelseisreal]

What pumpkin?