MOD Disclosure On, "Have I Got News for You"

[MHorton1000]

Frankie Boyle is staggeringly bad.

[icedbannanas]

Kirsty Young = Hot....Damn!!

[dyl650]

"darth vader 'di huna!" always makes me laugh

[McKeeisacrook]

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[xerojreffaj]

anyone know which episode this is and if its on youtube in full? thanks

[mizzuks]

Paul Merton and Frankie Boyle. What an amazing team.

[Lokimaros]

Another missed joke: Daft Vader.

[veryhighup]

thumbs up if you noticed theres no 5:02 in the video

[mfeltes]

What show was that introduction to the story drawn from? Blake's 7?

[AlexanderEsa]

@mfeltes I think it was space 1999 or something

[nrellis666]

@AlexanderEsa and mfeltes, its not Space 1999, its another Gerry Anderson series called UFO

[Akaitsuki85]

4:36 hahahaha best part ever

[Giradox]

This show looks like it's from the 80s. o.O The clothes and hair and the studio in general... riveting o_O

[TheConciseStatement]

Look at the Mr. Men legs on that spaceship sketch!

[UnitedKingdomify]

I didn't mean great, I meant sexy as FUCK!

[UnitedKingdomify]

Kirsty looks great in this episode.

[Karlemids]

its a shame the subject is ridiculed like this though, thought Merton was more intelligent then that

[Karlemids]

yes, UFO's are a national defense issue. furthermore, the MoD cannot admit their are unknown technologies invading their airspace, to which they have very little understanding or control.

[jazz4]

No, the UFO desk passed them onto "the higher levels" of the MOD, who said they werent going to look into it, the ufo desk found out later, they had actually researched all of the claims so so deeply. Its actually taken pretty seriously.

[JDLupus]

I just love Frankie's comment about Doug! XD

[Macclesfiledtownfc]

one of them has a crutch

[roadjam]

Those... aren't any sort of 'jedi weapon'. One has a regular old rattan bo. I can't work out what the other one has!

[atomicmrpelly]

I'll help you with that one... it's a plastic stick.

[erico72]

lol nice one

[b6gm6n]

I can just imagine Paul Merton blurtin out the truth like he does at time..."UFOs? it's a cover up...it's a cover story for operation paperclip, nazis in the usa just after the war, testing rockets 100 miles from roswell, rancher found a crashed v2 on his farm or whatever and took it into the town, military then twisted the whole thing to hide their dirty little secrets, Nuremberg trials what? wanted for war crimes? rockets? illegal 'german' aliens? naa mate, thats a UFO that is governor!"

[erico72]

LOL

[Oceanicflight815]

Damn, look at Frankie's sweat patches!

[drere14]

foul

[odjebikonju]

anyone have the full show?

[jamesyeahbaby]

"The Y Bother Files"...a great joke, missed completely!

[nyc999]

Oh is that what they said? Hard to catch on the video. Good joke.

[darkieschmuckie]

I can't believe that bloody Holyhead jedi thing got as far as Have I got news for you.

I probably know those people D:

[bigsmart]

Kirsty Young is fucking gorgeous.

[Renzokukin]

Firstly - They are sweat patches. Just because you're a gan of Frankie doesn't mean you have to defend him for doing something that the human body naturally does when it's warm.

Secondly; my god she's hot. Eye candy and presenter all in one, you can't go wrong.

[Renzokukin]

fan*

[mycatpatch]

haha, theres people on this page defending those reports!! thats just as funny as the clip!!

[matlivo]

making a joke out of what should be/is a serious subject. hope someone got a laugh.

[The249]

yeah, the church of the jedi is serious shit.

[matlivo]

(they treated the WHOLE ufo subject as a joke.)

[monkeyman767]

because it IS, im not one to say we are alone in the universe but i HIGHLY doubt that what ever lifeforms DO exist have time to bother with us

[matlivo]

be as doubtfull as you like,

and well see.

cheers

[jharristheyamyam]

yes matvilo aliens exist we are not alone. look its a flying pig with a smurf on it.

ahhh... such a fragile mind

[matlivo]

as said, well see

[z0mgrugbyisback]

jharris. You do realise alien life is pretty much... Well, fact. Right?

And Matlivo, you're a moron. It's a comedy quiz show. They treat every subject as a joke! You dense fool.

[jharristheyamyam]

what actual alien life exists then? an im not on a bout a microscope or any shit like that. i mean something with a reasonable I.Q

[z0mgrugbyisback]

You aren't on about a microscope? Since when was a microscope classed as alien life?

Intelligent alien life i think you mean? I don't know, i haven't travelled much...

The fact is though. The concept of alien life, even intelligent life is 99.9% a given, and accepted by the VAST majority of scientists, mathmeticians.

It would be foolish to assume there isn't. In the same way it's borderline retarded to compare such to flying pigs with smurfs riding them.

Save such comparisons for religion.

[jharristheyamyam]

k tell me this then.

aliens are meant to be amazing and intelligent but they somehow only ever contact the stupid redneck american who is lucky to write a full sentance without break.

an its foolish to beleive in aliens but not that flying pigs could be alien with smurfs as friends

[z0mgrugbyisback]

Are they? Since when?

The thing is my friend. You confuse the existance of aliens somewhere out there, and aliens visiting earth.

There is a MASSIVE difference between someone who believes alien life exists and someone who believes a spaceship pulled into his garden and abducted his dog.

Secondly. Most UFO sightings aren't that far out or farfetched. I've seen a UFO. Was most probably a military experiment. UFO isn't synonymous with alien.

[jharristheyamyam]

well if you think aliens arent smart then how the fuck did one find its was to earth?

[z0mgrugbyisback]

You're confused. Where did i even suggest aliens have visited earth?

I haven't. I simply dismissed your analogy of aliens existing to smurfs riding the back of flying pigs.

I think your own ignorance and lack of ability to distinguish alien life and aliens visting earth and abducting peoples cows is really letting you down in this discussion.

With that said, i must get some sleep.

[blackestjake]

Seriously jharris, I believe that you are severely misinformed. Actually, the majority of UFO reports have historically come from sensitive military and scientific sites, and the witnesses are predominantly highly trained observers, pilots, security, milit. officer's and the like. There HAVE been events that have occured in rural areas with "redneck American" witnesses but they are definitely in the minority. Still, they should not be ignored given the collective evidence. Educate yourself ;)

[spotlitkiss]

just type in 'hubble deep field:the most important image ever taken (redux)' when you can - it's kinda life changing

[TrueAiR]

hubble deep field:the most important image ever taken (redux)

now what??? nothing happened!!!

[spotlitkiss]

you just watch it. that's all. lol - sorry for the anti-climax

[TrueAiR]

damn, I was expecting fireworks, and magical flowers...

[spotlitkiss]

sorry :(

[TrueAiR]

cool video though, does make you feel kinda small. Also puts a lot of things into perspective regarding petty fights and such, in the big scheme of things.

[spotlitkiss]

yeah exactly.

[MsFannyAdams]

It's not sweat, he's wearing a silk shirt and being blue, it reflects ill from the lighting to the camera, so looks like sweat... really isn't. Woo Frankie!

[imagineifitried]

this show is awesome , even watch the repeats

[doublesdude]

anyone else notice frankies sweatpathces

[sabakyuugaara]

Yeah. First time I've seen him sweat. Oh well. He rocks!

[briosgaid]

A sheep in the distance! I love you Frankie...

[fireflight12]

yeah please!

[donconoli]

can somene put this whole episode up?

[roboflipp]

It already is, search for S35Ep5