TV CARNAGE: SELF-DEFENSE DIRTY TRICKS

[Mangina9000]

If you throw food at me I will stab you. What the fuck kind of advice is that.

[Mrcherokee19]

ill bet that would work if your attacker is autistic.

[jezzmoto]

I can just see change or food bouncing off some tough guys chest.

[lotmaakchos]

You wouldn't throw a car!

[NPRMc]

Who knew the loading dock at Staples would be so dangerous?

[deovision]

Looks more like pub fight tips lol

[mybuttitches]

Poor blue-shirt dude :[

[joejoesmootube]

@mybuttitches yea, especially when he gets the cup of water in the face haha

[therealMFfeelyaheard]

wow they are really mistreating the dude in blue

[pyrolite2]

hold still while i roll up this magazine!

[psolin]

00:59 "oh, this is just embarrassing"

[sleepingtrinity]

yeah, you pelt him with those snacks. NOW CALL HIM A DIRTY SLUT.

[WeAllKnowArtIsHard]

@sleepingtrinity BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I THINK YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

[Ragingmuskrat]

I took 6 years of car antenna training class. I think I can handle myself pretty well with it.

[Sirveaux]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while and nothing about it was funny...

[martinrking]

Bitch threw some peanuts at me so of course I staggered backwards about five feet and she got away!

[zippypatr]

Red vs Blue live action edition.

[BlluueJay]

What are you watching Derrick...

[tradecycles]

Very informative :D

[thedudekelsey]

That poor guy

[Rcee01]

LOL into "powerful weapon" AHAHAHA

[sweethindi]

is this for real?. i am sure food is going to distract them long enuff :-s

[LJGB1]

I wonder how much the guy they were 'attacking' was getting payed.

NOT ENOUGH.

[IggyZadr]

@LJGB1

Especially since they use that dangerous wood breaking magazine.

[edichkaa]

this shit would just make me more angry

[newkillergenius]

The guy they got to play the 'attacker' was probably super pissed after this segment...

[sz42781]

TV CARNAGE = awesome channel! Was it me or did that guy break a board with a magazine?

[hrmarinkovic]

Pen: half a dollar

Magazine: 5 dollars

To see a face at 1:02: priceless

[jctbay]

just throw your wallet and jewelry at them and i'll bet they leave you alone.

[idiot1321]

@jctbay Not if they want rape for dinner.



[psmithphil]

@jctbay LOL, yeah, I'll bet a rapist would leave a girl alone if she threw him her wallet and jewelry. . . .

[SilentHillAsylum83]

"We could go on forever and turn almost anything into a weapon."

Holy shit, well lets get crackin'.

[Koog1e]

@SilentHillAsylum83 "We could go on forever and turn almost anything into a weapon.""

better not let the department of homeland insecurity know about that.

[SourceCode2006]

Stab him in the face with the keys and sway at him with the magazine - GEEEETTT GETTTTTTT!

[illuminatioracle]

its a tiny recording studio!

[JavaEFA]

Amazing weaponry! XD

[lisouspacecakes]

god rest their souls....

i read the woman and man in this video were killed during a robbery...

God....rest....their .....souls

[Makron5]

@lisouspacecakes Seriously? Got the link or names?

[timsartsite]

i tried to break a piece of wood with a rolled up magazine. It didn't work

[lisouspacecakes]

@timsartsite you weren't using a '72 playboy december......thats why

[EclecticMuzikMan]

The drink in the face made this a five-star vid for me.

[theeandersons]

This couple found that guy on craigslist. Gross.

[yaosio]

It's made by the BullySmart people!

[kaiban42]

i feel bad for the stuntman.. and those mommy jeans.

[Paran0i3dchick]

LOL poor attacker XD

[TheGreatMozeek]

I was waiting for them to put a bomb in the dude's hand like they do on Looney Tunes and then run off.

[GeorgeMcSandcracker]

poor anonymous dude get all that shit thrown in his face and getting scratched and stabbed....

[nomad11692]

can you use sex as a weapon?

[detoth67]

Of course! Love is a battlefield!

[brucehajmut138]

WTF.