Youtube Poop - The King's Secret

[AGuyNamedBalue]

I've managed to conceal this magic dick

[JRS423]

What did Fari say at 2:02?

I couldn't understand what he said.

[10samm10]

@JRS423 "I'll make sure you get head." Search up what that means if you want to.

[DotaNevermoreSF]

78 people were unable to conceal their magic dick

[GamerKayak]

I'v managed to conceal this magic dick

[fManuswa]

LOL!

[PartyPrincess4561]

When he said "Sexy Boy" it sounded kinda real. PAHHH.

[XPaigeX1234]

Lol

[Dyomaeth]

The king is gay! Fuck you I'm not gay I just like gay sex!

[KaijuWarlordKing]

Gwonam: Sweet! Sweet! Sweet!

[TheAndrewj96]

"Your father is a terrible butt-faggot!"

XD

[TheAndrewj96]

You are the best sentence mixer ever. No contest.

[trexattack]

THE KING'S GAY! im not gay! i just like gay sex xD

[Salakirby]

I just made jizz



[ALEG0Man360]

im not gay i just like gay sex

[okadaman2]

You qweers of evil

[RetroVideoFan]

Zelda: My father's a whore.

King Harkinian: No, no, no. It must be Ganon.

King Harkinian (triforce): Oah! Hey, what's for dinner, sexy boi?

Duke Onkled: My penis.

King Harkinian (triforce): Yes!

Link: Ha ha ha! That sure is the king.

King Harkinian: Shit!

[Gilgabotnik]

'That's not me!'

'I'm the king of Hyrule I'm having gay sex with Duke Onklett.'

[blahblahblahblahbl67]

I like how you edited it to say "Sexy boy" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[Salakirby]

This is the posably the funniest youtube poop on youtube! XD

[thematrix9852]

SKEET SKEET SKEET

[pjANDandrew]

pause quick on 0:44, if you want to see Link!

[arcadeportal32]

Do you see my tits? NO?

[arcadeportal32]

HOLY CRAP AM I EVER GLAD THIS IS CENSORED

[Franlinlemosjr]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 

[TECK1337]

@Franlinlemosjr ????????????????????????????

[Franlinlemosjr]

@TECK1337

I laugh of the poop.

[jmcieslak0]

your father is a terrible buttfaggot

[VladimirX]

The King "Save a piece of dat ass for me!"

[TheMasterNX]

i barely understand what he's say :/

[Marmalade000000]

Swishfilmsinc is one of the best sentence mixers next to WLDFLD!!

[Yoshi17th]

it's beena lmost 2 years :(

[ElCazadorDeGlitches]

Well, that was one hell of an orgy at Gamelon.

[FearRipper74]

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Koridai

After you've scrubbed all the floors in the Mushroom Kingdom.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in the Koopa Hotel.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Mobius.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Ganon's Lair

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Brooklyn.

Duke Onkled: OAH

[TofuCakeCan]

Jesus this is some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard!

[ScottyMDT]

1:05 to 1:10 Priceless!

[IIXMagicXII]

Whats for dinner sexy boy? >:3

My penis! ;D

YES!

XDD

[untouch59]

When The King was in denial and saying that it's Ganon, you should have had Ganon come in.

[TECK1337]

I lol'd at how Link laughed.

[Theab1995]

It's been almost 2 years and this YTP is still one of my favorites.

[camman007]

THE KING'S GAY!

[therenandstimpyshow2]

1:40 Major Ejaculation !!!!!

[tiosopaman]

after i saw this video, i never again said my name out loud and who i was fucking

[superjchamma]

Look what has happened! CUM!

[WolfKing0303]

And thats why Zelda is the only royalty shown in the games.

[cheeseball187]

Why is everyone in Hyrule such terrible butt faggots?

[Ladonaru]

I hurrrrrrt myself laughing

[cheeseball187]

Why is everyone in Hyrule a queer? Really?

[Trebgah]

I'M NOT GAY I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STRAIGHT SEX

[HINDERIZED]

Wherez TEH GANNON SECKSZ?!

[10samm10]

@HINDERIZED I think one would have a hard time finding an anus on that thing.

[HINDERIZED]

@10samm10 There are ways ;D

[punisher1045]

OH thats not me. ITS ME TEH KING OF Hyrule

[Fr0st1989]

70 people are terrible butt faggots

[amno96]

this is ilegal you know...

[lucija123451]

"Your father is not terrible but faggot."

Yeah,that very encouraging for Zelada.

[tkd1501]

@lucija123451 No I think she said "Your father is a terrible butt faggot".

[FlackoWeasel]

I'm amazed how well you can do this by using so few sentences. Awesome poops, make le LOLso much :D

[punisher1045]

Lolz too funny great mixing

[Hotrod6045]

Link JIZZZED IN HIS PANTS.

[faselblaDer3te]

"Weee're. heee're."

"Hey, who's your friend?"

"We met in prison."

"I'm hideous..."

Lost it at that part.

[HufflepuffTheGreat]

As it is written, we must go to prison. LOLSACK

[haogar5]

this is so fucked up and wrong, i love it lol

[mrcow94]

Hyrule is one fucked up place...like a giant orgy.

[HellFirebg91]

watch?v=JgKdhjAU6To

[Evertide05]

"Can I go to Gamelon too?"

"Yes."

"Good!"

The family that lays together stays together.

[TECK1337]

@Evertide05 Oah! Hahahahahaha!

[IAMARATEL]

So it wasn't that they were gay so much as they were having a big bisexual orgy with only one woman (at first), niiice.

[MrBerryCake]

we need a uncensored version :D

[ahmedp800]

Hahahaha...OMG, I never laughted like this before...hahahahah

Awesome man, Looove it!!!

[mamaluigi4293]

Still one of the funniest YTPs ever.

[GregsAnimation]

This is by far the most perverted thing I've ever seen!!!

[Makoto7494]

Fari: Hey

Harkinian: Hey

Link: Hey

Duke Onkled: Hey

Goronu: Hey

Gwonam: Yo

[nintendax12]

feast ur eays on my tits

[trki319]

skeet

skeet

skeet

LOL XD

[SuperSims3Expert]

your father is a terrible butt faggot!

[pwnedeful]

best youtube poop ever hands down

[RokuMan55]

"Hey, what's for DINNER sexy, boi."

"My penis"

"YES"

Now look what happened....CUM.

[Kattieninja]

you father is a terrible butt faggot... heh

[1Superchops]

I can't stand SwishFilmsInc. A few CDi characters arguing, a few moans and groans and a big censored mark don't equal poop to me. That's not poop, that's just CDi fanfiction.

And no, sentence mixing isn't the hardest trick in the YTP book. DinnerWarrior or Madanonymous could drive you into the ground

[TheRealMrPapaya]

@1Superchops You're a terrible butt faggot.

[1Superchops]

@TheRealMrPapaya

I know, sorry

[RetroVideoFan]

@1Superchops That's true, DinnerWarrior is a god of YTP sentence mixing. But I happen to enjoy SwishFilmsInc's YTP's almost as much as DinnerWarrior's or even QuibbyJibby's.

[1Superchops]

@RetroVideoFan

That's fair enough. Good on you. Maybe it's just this video that I don't like, I'll have to watch some more of his stuff. I'll admit Unreasonable Demands was alright, I'll watch that

[MechaWeegee91]

@1Superchops I agree.

[Pcrump72395]

hahaha that tykogi tower guy made me laugh so much

[TorchicBlaziken313]

Repeating sound clips over and over for sex isn't really as convincing.

[TorchicBlaziken313]

If you want to make them sound like they're having sex, slow some of their lines down 6x. It's not called SEXtuplicately slow for nothing.

[Roadwarior2]

LOL

"Whose your friend?"

"We met in prison"

[MrDUDEMIR]

carpet guy: you quiers are evil!

the king: skrew you

(link and duke and the king doing it, then, the carpet guy comes in saying "im here!")

carpet guy: oh shit!

[RetroVideoFan]

@MrDUDEMIR Link: I made jizz again.

[superjchamma]

@MrDUDEMIR Carpet guy is Gwonam

[decepticonmaster1]

Oh. My. God. Everyone is either gay or lesbian.  holy shit.

[MegaSkyheaven]

Oooooohhhhhhhhh..........

Look what just happen, Cum. :D

[bloodshedhexer]

Fantastic job. rofl

[faselblaDer3te]

"I made jizz. Again."

[magmar16]

HAHAH BRILLIANT MechaWeegee91, QuibbyJibby, Swishfilminc are the best zelda king mix sentencing poop.

everyone check out MechaWeegee91, you won't be dissapointed

[Hauntzor]

"I'm not ghey, I just like ghey secks."

.... I think I'm going to use that quote one of these days.

[Thecabbageful]

this is actually brilliant. I almost wet myself. "that old king is a gay-lord" XD

[Ikarugo2008]

lol

Zelda: feast your eyes on my tits, do you see anything?

hideous: NO!

[MechaBearHunter]

Make an uncensored version.

[kingsize127]

Wow. For a gay orgy, everyone must go to prison? Hyrule's got some wacky laws.

[KazeLynn]

@kingsize127 And bad security. They managed to conceal that magic dick. :D

[m0thie]

@KazeLynn I seriously LOL'd at your comment. :D

Well, again...you'd expect the bored (and imprisoned) citizens of Hyrule would eventually engage in gay orgies.

[m0thie]

@kingsize127 I don't think that's much too different from reality...or do you not think bored prisoners engage once in a while in gay group sex? ahahaah...

[kingsize127]

@m0thie well, they're not IN jail yet, until the end.

[elkpointscanner]

hahhaa this is the best vid ive ever seen for this game!

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

Whats dis from? Answer and I'll take u to DINNER!!!!

[thursty4u69]

This is a good on

[Cazz814]

"Look what has happened! Cum!"

[kingsize127]

@Cazz814 Oh, shit!

[MrBeavison]

OMG, this is horrible...xD

[Vhetration69]

@ThisismyFTWaccount the kings secret,thumbs up if you can you read this?

Thats what thisismyFTWaccount

[19880215]

Dont worry zelda, the triforce of wisdom promises the king will saf... Yesh yesh yesh yesh f me f me f me f me phhuleeze...

[AltairCupcake101]

GAY.

[AdditonalPylons]

ive managed to conceal this magic dick

[zillo15]

1:28 i LMAO and was like wow

[cghygyy]

Your father sure is a terrible butt faggot

[therockmannumber1]

if you click on 1:48 you will sometimes see on the timeline say NaN:NaN

[MaximumSpiderMvC]

It seems that Ganon is the only denizen of Hyrule that frowns upon gay sex.

[ZeldaWindWaker50]

Link: Hey check out my cock! It's going stiff!

[spyroclaws]

this is quite funny

[ThisIsWonga1]

"your father is a terrible faggot"

[krakelak]

This is proof that visuals aren't necessary for a great YTP

[Takeshi357]

Anyone ever noticed that the phenome spliced dialogue from the cutscenes also include the music, giving youtube poops a kind of messed up soundtrack?

[NewDie9]

I typically laugh about the cum and the gay sex when I was 13, and now I'm 14 and I couldn't hear 0:13 very well, but when I listened carefully at 0:17, I just start to LMAO.

Zelda: FATHER!

The King:OH! That's not me!

The King at 0:17; YES! I'M THE KING!

[JustWannaFeelGood]

0____o

[IsuckGamer]

Press 2 for dinner.

[bob8065]

Help me munf on Duke Onkled's ballsack

[SpOoOokyGhost]

This is absolutely legendary.

[PandarBoy]

And I thought The King's laugh was the worst laugh ever...

Well Link, you are champion.... xD

[drwhoeffect]

Thats mah boi

.............

I LOVE YOU

[1aundulxaldin]

Impa: Don't worry Zelda. Everyone will be taken to Tykogi Tower!

*At Tykogi Tower/Gay prison*

Illegal Guy: *lifts his leg* I managed to conceal this magic DICK!

*back at the Castle, in pyamid*

"Impa: ONLY the wand can penatrate me~ OH YES, MAAAAH dear. FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME"

Zelda: IMPA!?

Impa: ooooh, SHIT

[misterkeylimepie]

I love how this isn't flagged

[ShopperSnake]

We met in PRISON!

[alwaysuniquex3]

Fari:The kings gay!

King:Fuck you! Im not gay i just like gay sex

[CrazyClara101]

You queers are evil!

[MyShark3000]

Save a peace of fat ass for me.

:D

[Tirgo69]

you queers are evil

[dark7element]

"Your father is a terrible buttfaggot..."

[mrlegofan404]

this video looks like you watch too many porn and queer films.

[pheangsri]

@mrlegofan404

:D

[JeisonKen]

SAVE A PIECE OF DAT ASS FOR ME

[ilovkorntool209]

"Your father is a terrible butt-faggot"

[AegisAegus]

Look what has happened... cum!

[The11Jacob]

King: What's for dinner, sexy boy?

Duke: My penis.

[darkburstcanon]

Thank God this YTP was censored.

[MasterAirAang]

fuck you im not gay i just like gay S e X

[Conor332211]

What's for dinner Sexy Boi?

My Penis

Yes!

Hahaha, that sure is the king!

Shit -_-

[kingsize127]

LINK?!

That's mah boi!

[Kickbutt1122334455]

SKEET SKEET SKEET.

[Knuxels]

LMFAO. I have never laughed so much at a youtube poop. XD

[therockmannumber1]

Great ppoop but i have one question what editing software you use ? i use sony vegas 9 pro.

[RetroVideoFan]

2:20. This is nowhere near censored enough.

[xyntota]

67 people is homophobic pigs

[HTFloverr]

Impa!

Oh...SHIT!

[RetroVideoFan]

@HTFloverr As it is written, we must go to prison.

[Mertroninator]

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yo!

[kawaiikansan]

Never before have I laughed so hard at a poop. You truly are a master.

[darkgomugomu]

someone told me to write a fanfic of this.........dear god

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Your dong hurts my ass. OAH! *Boing* Ouch! My father's a whore. No no no! It's must be Ganon!

[MrLoganVids]

as it is written! we must go to prisson