Green Wing Secret Policeman's Ball

[FantasmaLuna]

"I'll be needing something sharp. Clearly, I won't be using your wit."

Priceless! SO using that.

[BurnTheHeartOutOfYou]

What I wouldn't give to be that girl on the table. Stephen Mangan <3

[MegaaSaffe]

There is no way, No Freakin' Way... That those are Sue White's Real Arms.

[EziosBladez]

This is crap

[tiaamacheer]

god i love green wing! so wish there was more than 2 series :(

[MidnightMadness202]

omg, that poor girl!!!!

[theluna112]

I've been watching green wing for about a month and I'm addicted to it

[qet5ess]

WOAH long arms

[pinkfloydrule27]

cringe-worthily cheesy but pretty dam funny, they should have done it as boyce and statham because those are the funniest green wing scenes

[corpsemunger]

amnesty is sound, and greenwing is sound, but ti was a ta cheesy

[twig0the0wonder0kid]

aww lovely and cheesy :D

[TheWillowOfSoul]

lol love sue white :D

[iluvjawnx]

i would have been better if they had Alan Statham the consultant radiologist!!!!

still good though, i love the theme music

[snookfook]

to be honest the TV show is better, Green Wing doesn't really work as standup imo

[uberbiscuit]

yeah i agree

[mandiimoobwaby]

haha!

i bloody love green wing

and really miss is!

this was dead funny but wish it was on for longer! :)

[GreenWingThing]

Are Michelle Gomez's arms really that long? lol 4:43

Thats where they are at their longest=]

[AntonXsj]

No usually her arms are six times that length, she had to fold them up for this sketch.

[iLoveMyDS]

It... was a bit cheesy, but still pretty funny. :P

[katyloveschocolate]

Actually, they said 'doctor', not 'poodle-haired twat'. Ahaha!

[clownclown3]

Was guy sitting next to Dawn french?

Doubt it, just looked like it for a second...

[Resinwolf]

For any who didn't think this was funny I suggest you go see a doctor and try to find out what is wrong with your sense of humor

[lilbeatch]

this was a big failure, especially the first bit in the audience it just seemed cheap and tacky like theyre just a bunch of random wiedos doing  a school play or something lol green wing just doesnt suit having a live audience, i still love it though

[SamuelEllmer]

Let's play surf the dead transexual!

[helen4music]

goshh

green wing is love

:]

[scrubs21]

Doesn't Mac have the most beautiful head of hair?

[xmintielovesx]

this was funnily bad, but i love green wing so much i couldnt resist it. x

[jimyarien]

patheticly annoying and embarrasingly vulgar.

[MarrieM]

omg... this was so bad it was good.

:D

[lilbeatch]

that was actually pretty pathetic, but i love green wing so i sat and laughed anyway :p

[st23r]

same here. i'm sorry to whoever wrote that, but... no.

"stop flirting with me! not you mate, her" wasn't bad though =]

[lilbeatch]

mwahaha! lol well if it didnt have at least 1 funny line it just wouldnt be green wing at all! lol

[MowglyInFlares]

Mighty boosh was funnier..

[TheZenHunter]

yeah

[speedmortox]

a shaven heaven lol omg!!!!

[ErikssonAttack]

"we'll have to improvise"

"well that's you buggered!"

[irishdanceroxmysox23]

what was this in episode i mean

[SearchingSoul08]

:L was funny , but the ending wasn't amazing :(

[majorleaguefan]

i think sue white saved this sketch

[beashubird]

good but not as brill...prob would be if they had more people...Statham!i mean honestly!!!=p

[jezzebellebond]

i miss greenwing!! it was legend, i was like totally in lovewith mac! lol

sue white is a genius! i act like that all the time, we are mutual nutters!!!!!!!

[galaxychic100]

if you miss green get the dvds .thats wot i  did

[macmule]

@jezzebellebond Greenwing was indeed legend the first season, but after it unfortunately started downhill... Imo too much love stories came up, and some characters went from very funny to kinda boring and vulgar (I'm particularly thinking of Alan Statham and Joanna Clore)

So all in all it wasn't that regrettable that it ended.

P.S: Yes, Mac is effin hot indeed.

[majorleaguefan]

hahahahahaha sue white is hilarious!

[tehb0ll0x]

"go on, say something funny!"

"mmmmmmmmmm...!"

hehe, awesome!

[TheThunderboltKid101]

baaaaaah sue white is my hero! she revealed the truth and saved mac and caroline :)

[VegetaKicksAss]

that was ok, but not as funny the real show, feel sorry for the person who played the patient

[xmisspinkx2007x]

we want statham ! ! ! ! !

[Ruby4535]

Omdz.

I really loved greenwing when it was on,, but this? I really hope they dont try to do more live shows :s

[GoldenLioness100]

That poor patient, lol

[sk04]

i didnt like the sketch that much, but it did retain its surrealness. julian is a god!

[sarahflute]

hehe - don't know how she keeps a straight face with Guy licking her mouth though...! urgh!

[sarahflute]

"subtle ginger highlights" LOL!

[sarahflute]

JRT looks fit in a suit ;)

[joe501]

this is really really bad. green wing is much better on the telly - crap live from this performance, waste of time.

[shazzabell85]

why have i only just found this!! Thank you so much! I'm just so surprised that Tamsin Greig didn't go into one of her laughing fits! (see the DVD's of Black Books if you don't believe me)... love that they played on JRT's not being able to improvise... LOVE HIM! And Mr. Mangan is a legend of course. Makes me sad that i'm never gonna see them all together like this again :(

[Madman1079]

lol they said doctor not poodle haired twat

[thereflex101]

my god, that is fucking funny! even had the theme music! oh guys, i love you so... they mustv had such a blast doin this!

"shes dead!" "ach well" "lets play surf the dead transexual!"

xxxxxxxxxx

[letsmakehistory]

it doesn't work so well live, huh?

[AnniSpanny]

in new zealand ive been trying to get a dvd of all the serise's and we cant get them coz there british and a different zone or sumfin...but even the music in this shows good its a complete and utter comedy triumph

[cheekeymonkey]

have you tried de-zoning your dvd player, i am pretty sure u would be able to find the code on the net somewhere

[TheRedOfTheRose]

Hey mate, you've probably got them now, but I got minde off amazon and most DVD players play ALL zones now. Otherwise I've seen season 1 in the warehouse and CD store etc

[AnniSpanny]

yeah i got i now YAY wnta know wen serise 2 is coming

[TheEmoBarbieDoll]

lolll am i the only person who thinks Mac is pretty fit? loll i only noticed it recentlyy but yeah (y)

[sexonthebeach666]

fuck yeh! and the other one!

[surething37]

thats quite lame for the GW cast.

[BeXi999]

I love this show, I can't beleive it ended, I was gutted, me and my best mate made it a friday night thing to watch together:)Sue White is effin nuts I love her she is such a great actress it has to be said!!

[cazw76]

Green wing is just sooo wonderful, Sue White and Guy my favs. This is weak though.

[RavingMoron]

How awsome would it be if you we the people sat next to them!

[Anytingnottaken]

Thanks so much for putting this up, I can't believe they cut it from the tv broadcast.

[gavhans]

It is kinda weird that this didn't make it onto the tv version yet that canadian comedienne did, considering Green Wing was channel 4's flagship comedy. Anyone know the reason why this was cut?

[becca1811]

Julian really is beautiful isnt he? *drools*

[hcampbelltg]

i absolutly adore green wing. i cant believe its over

[shapoopi1994]

i love green wing

[happychump]

Is that a real person on the bed cause It's amazing she kept a straight face.

[lonelyted]

Where's Dr Statham????????

[SlashROCKS53]

i swear this wasnt on the tv broadcast

[Barbiepornlover]

It wasn't. I was so pissed.

[shapoopi1994]

oh spoiler bitch

[FunkehHumour]

never saw this cheers for posting

[BexyBelle]

Heh, I liked it! Can't believe I haven't seen that before, thanks for posting it. :)

"Shaven Haven" - that was so typcially Guy!

[ilovegalaxy]

mac is the best lol

[pauliwauli2]

i'm not being funny but seriously... is michelle gomez anorexic or something? or just really skinny?

[LagerShampoo]

very funny i love the video. best characters all in one place. love julian.

[JayB2oo7]

Damn.. Was this 2006?

I Missed it ;[

[Jeffinah]

Considering they showed that comedienne (was she Canadian?) instead, just shows how good C4 are at gauging how funny anything is.

That lass made me cringe so many times.

Imagine falling flat like THAT at the Albert Halls? Christ, even I didn't do that.

*gloats* hehe!

[TheTrickery]

Omfg was that woman on the bed real?! Cos she had a lot of suffering! Guys tongue, Sue's...bum

[kitthekat1989]

Loved the reference to the fact Julian Rhind-Tutt doesn't like improvising, hehe

[spookystarbuck]

I love Green Wing!!

Haha.

Sue White is the best character!!

[stringsof6]

It was pretty funny but the Mighty Boosh and Russell brand sketches were better.

[singingtrees]

Haha, funny1 Don't know why they never showed that on the actual show :p

Julian looks GORGEOUS!! :)

[CharlieT123]

yeah, the "..GUY.." thing at the end sounded totally out of place, really naf and forced!

Green Wing (but edited for those with no sense of humour)

[GreenWingThing]

Yeah, I'm also a bit disapointed. They should do a 3rd series! I know, Lets all write to Victoria Pile with a petition demanding a 3rd series! Greenwing forever especially Michelle Gomez. She rules!

[CharlieT123]

:( bit disappointing compared to the proper show. Did green wing's writers actually do the script?

[friddles]

yeah the script wasn't very greenwingy was it? Maybe they tailored it to be a bit more panto for a big stage audience? Ah well, tee hee!

[whatsthepoint05]

wot wasnt worth showing!!! greenwing is the funniest thing on tv!! it rox

bring back greenwing!!

[madelinenancy]

sori yeh four im SORI THAT IM CRAP AT MATHS ;)

yeh duno who the girl was. an 'official doctor macartney stalker' apparently but it couldnt be cos they never rang ME up..

and they didn't show it >:( cos for some reason they reckon it wasnt worth showing.

[XLucyVX]

did they actually show this on the tv? xxxxlove it

[uburoi]

who was the girl on the bed

some random?

[madelinenancy]

it was a charity thing for amnesty international that comedions contributed to. these three loveely people are off a show called GREEN WING

[sarahhauk]

4. there are FOUR members of the cast. michelle gomez came in. did you watch the clip?

[squadjet]

what was this for?

what was the secret policeman's ball?

[madelinenancy]

:o thats SO COOL omg wow