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  • i would be in my Eclipse Gt, speeding for my life eventhough i own a Hummer, unless the roads are flooding like that

  • Id like too see a H2 in a "Barranquilla´s arroyo" xD

  • problem is when disaster strikes there isnt gonna be any gas. and the typical hummer owner isnt gonna have much gas to begin with.

  • For all those people bitching about hummers, suck my dick.

  • agreed.

  • I have H1 and fucken eats a lot!

  • suck mine...сука...

  • did you just type some russian? lol

    in mother russia, hummer drives you!

    HAHAHAHAHHA

  • HOPE?..... more like FEAR.

    hope doesnt make profit in america

  • don't be mad at hummers, come on deep inside you wish you had one. I know, I was you four years ago and own my own hummer as of now, i luv it.

  • yeah and the hummer trucks cased that weather

  • it's caused. learn to spell before you hate on the greatest suv by GM.

  • That is ironic, the green house gasses cause by the hummer cause the bad weather that lets it save the world....

  • do you honestly think Hummers alone caused this? get your facts straight.

  • this CAN'T be real!

  • This is real.. i helped when all that shit hit with my hummer..

  • I do Hummer roadside, and it's commercials like this that make me want to bang my head on my desk - it seems like every idiot that buys a Hummer believes what they see on TV.

  • So all of a sudden hummer wankers are heroes?

  • I'd sooner take my chances in a Jeep than a H2.

  • worst commercial ever I saw.

  • hummers suck. they're big and they're ugly. the suck gas. but really, i don't single out hummers. every dumbass car on the road is a problem. you think by driving a prius, you're curing the world of your presence? sorry. you can't buy away your guilt. try riding a bike.

  • yep. Thats why i would like a hummer that runs on electricity. But that would never happen

  • Something thats pretty funny, the Toyota Prius is much worse on the environment then the Hummer is.Granted, most people who do own Hummers are the soccer moms and the wannabe gangsters. But for the select few of us that do work with HOPE we know how grateful people are when we help them. I personally will never forget pulling a man out of a house in New Orleans and having him look me in the eye and hearing him say "I'm never going to insult a Hummer owner again."

  • I'm glad to hear someone defend HOPE and Hummer with such dignity.

  • I want an hydrogene-powered Hummer !!!

  • haters

  • The only good Hummer is a Hummer fully engulfed in 10 foot flames! Or maybe crushed under a huge building. Dropped into a tank of acid? Nothing would make me happier than to be first on scene to a head on collision between two Hummers. There would have to be owner fatalities to make it really special though!

  • icing on the cake of justice

  • WTF? Is this for real? What a company that is, polluting the earth! :( Just sad!

  • What company is not polluting the earth?

  • the only good hummer is the original all the rest are just big jeeps

  • It's sad how few people realize this.

  • The Hummer (Not the original H1 but the H2) uses the same frame as the GMC Yukon (regular version, not XL) or the Chevy Tahoe (not Suburban). It is just a different body with different options. Look it up. :)

  • omg ..

  • HOPE my ass its ur Damn MPG tats killing to environemt

  • You can both survive and contribute to natural disasters by owning a Hummer. The irony is thick.

  • that's awesome.

  • Kudos to the drivers that train for response, but keep those Hummers off the city streets, they take up two parking spots.

  • HUMMER TAKES WAY TOO MUCH GAS!

  • HUMMER TAKES WAY TOO MUCH GAS!

  • too bad most people who drive hummers are inconsiderate asshats and prolly wouldnt help anyone anyway. rofl down vote me !

  • you can yell as much as you want, but the petrol consumption and shit like that is also your fault too, nature doesn't care you drive a Hummer or Smart - you all poison the soil and waste resources. wann help? BUY BICYCLE OR STFU!!

  • Oh man, FUCK this commercial. What absolute horse shit.

  • Fear sells. Does it occur to anyone that these posing "tough guys" are the ones who are most susceptible to this kind of fear inducing propaganda? From the same marketing people who brought you the homeland security alert system (great when those poll numbers start dropping!)

  • Lewis Black made a better Security Level System:

    Jesus Christ!! for low, Motherfucking Son of A Bitch!, & God Fuccccccccccccccck me!!!!

  • Lewis Black rocks.

  • I HOPE GM gets slammed by consumers over this awful add. Their logic, "a natural disaster could happen so buy a car with bad gas mileage so you can help your fellow citizens." If you want to help your fellow Americans, get a fuel-efficient car and donate the money you saved to the Red Cross.

  • @lucaslongacre "You don't ask the ambulance that shows up at your house what the fuel economy is".

  • then again they dont make ambulances available to egotistical asshats.

  • @lucaslongacre People like you make me laugh from lack of knowledge. You care about preserving our natural resources because you claim hummers have "bad gas milage." However, then you state that the way to "help one's fellow americans" is to "buy a fuel-efficient car." Realize that BUYING a NEW fuel efficient car is simply consumerism and a USE of our resources to make the darn thing. The way to help is to keep your car and learn fuel efficient methods of driving. You're honestly a waste of air.

  • Yay for George Bush, I guess haha

  • Wow....

  • what a scam

  • i'd rather be in a cheap chinese knock-off car going into a hurricane than a hummer.

  • i'd even ride a bike rather than in a hummer

  • You might want to rethink that, google chinese car crash tests. The euro test for a few got a 0. Yes, a score of 0. The one test the whole frame bent in half.

  • that was called sarcasm. i know the cars are crap. i said that for effect. 8-)

  • ..liers

  • Point B to point A is the 1 inch dick length of Hummer owners.

  • if there's a hurricane and you want to be a hero, buy a hummer and go rescue people so you can show off your big ass H2 to all the people that just lost their homes and their mediocre cars.

  • a tourism ad for new orleans?

  • Too bad it's the Hummers causing the natural disasters ;)

  • Thank you for your concern Mr Environment.

    Does anyone have any of those old styrofoam Big Mac containers that I can toss out the window as I drive down the highway?

    But seriously. You DO know that a single volcano eruption spews more hydrocarbons than all output from human beings do in a year, right?

  • ur blamin volcanoes for global warming???

  • Sounds as valid as anything else I've heard.

  • buaha... if you really want to do that buy Land Rover :) Hummers aka. pimped pickup trucks are so silly.

  • Bah, I've seen a strong 87 Ford Escort push through water like that.

  • umm ok so if u got a hummer go drive through a hurricane and natural disasters? rite....that was stupid.

  • i just did a huge shit in my sisters bed!

  • Hummer isn't that strong and safe. Just a big piece of metal to fit couple big pieces of human

  • Accualy The Hummer 3 averages out as 20 MPG

  • the boneheads are pumping iron while the hipsters are pumping irony...

  • gas-guzzlers. they CREATE emergencies. Hummer helps...my ass. Buy a reasonable sports car...you don't need a tank.

  • Hummers are such pieces of shit, not to mention how far can you get on 5 miles to the gallon of gas.

  • Awesome ad.

  • Right after 911, there was a run on Hummers. 2 years later, with gas prices rising the Prius became the most sought after vehicle.

    I knew a guy near Jax, Fl who bought one. In the shop all the time. This Hummer was known as the THE BUMMER.

  • There hasn't been a good, capable Hummer since the H1. There is no way I would trust a Hummer H2 or H3 in these kind of conditions.

    Land/Range Rovers > New Hummers

  • And you trust a Land Rover...BA HA HA HA HA!!!

  • You might as well trust a Honda Accord.

  • You obviously know absolutely nothing about land/range rovers. Ask any true off road enthusiast or car reviewer which would win in a competition, a range rover or H2. You'll get the same answer from all of them, and trust me it won't be the H2...do some research before you talk smack. Read reviews, consumer reports, and oh yeah, DRIVE THEM.

  • but dude range rovers? over hummers? i stil dont buy. mayb ur british.

  • No, I'm American, but I'm smart enough to know when a company makes an overrated, unreliable, underpowered piece of junk with terrible gas mileage and slaps a ridiculous price tag on it. There are far better off-road vehicles out there, that's all I'm trying to say! And yes, range rovers are one of them.

  • Remember the Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorer? There should be a Blackwater edition Hummer. They would sell like hotcakes in Texas.

  • A Blackwater edition Hummer?

    Well some people are stupid enough for it to work....

  • Hummer helps? by what causing more polution and drinking up all the gas? What a helpful car!

  • yup, nothing like a huge, over-sized gas guzzler to help one say "look at me, i have a small penis, but it is ok cause i have money." personally, i will stick to being broke and average over small and rich

  • How do you associate people volunteering to help the Red Cross with small and big wallets and egos?

  • How do you associate Volunteering for the Red Cross with having a small penis and big wallet and ego?

  • Reuse the things you have, recycle, and embrace imperfection. We like the things we buy to be perfect, but that perfection comes at a price. Every time you buy something, it has an impact on the world around you. When you buy a "Prius", for example, there's an environmental cost for the manufacturing process, for the packaging, for the trasportation, and for the marketing.

    --- The Green Lantern :)

  • What many people don't realize is that it's population growth that is killing the planet the most. One way we could save the planet, or allow the human race to live off its resources for longer, is by limiting our population. Reduce your consumption - buy less stuff. Such a simple notion, yet so powerful. When you buy less, you're also reducing your environmental impact.

  • This is just bizarre. I've heard of spin but this is ridiculous

  • If everyone one bought those pathetic idiot-mobiles known as Hummer's, climate change would be accelerated to the point where there is very little hope left. It's time for america to grow up.

  • Only after you do.

  • I don't understand all of the hateful comments towards Hummer. The H.O.P.E. program will certify qualifying members as Red Cross volunteers who can be deployed by the local chapters of Red Cross to drive supplies and Red Cross personnel into disaster areas where other vehicles might not be able to reach. And After Katrina, Hummer DONATED 150 H3's to the Red Cross . So again what's with all the hate?

  • Hummers come off the line with the MOST defects then any other car. Plus they are made of plastic, cant turn worth shit.

  • hummers are LUXURY vehicles. I'd bet a good amount that not even 10% of hummer owners actually go out crashing through ravines w/ their precious crap-mobiles.

    /I've seen a hummer get stuck in a perfectly flat section of MUD, only to get pulled out by a truck\

  • thats not a real hummer just a glorified chevy truck.

  • What the hell ever... "Buy our product because it will help you survive calamity"

  • So the hummer is the cause for these emergencies and then it will also be the way to get you out???

    WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT

    fuck hummer for this

    this is an embarrassment

  • fuck hummer.

  • lol point A the DEALER SHIP POINT B STuck in a shitty hurrancy 200 mph winds PRICELESS HEHE

  • What a ridiculous ad... a qualified few? You mean the rich few? And no, a high-class, all-options, rich-boy Hummer can NOT do the things a REAL Hummer can. I bet the first person that "runs from point B to point A" and gets into trouble will sue them for this ad.

  • Gotta love the internet where people try to help the greater good and get crapped on in the process...

    Good for these amazing people to take the time, get trained on their own dime and volunteer in times of need. Now only if more people could do the same.

  • I sincerely H.O.P.E. you are joking.

  • lol

  • Will a Hummer save me from all the Hummer driving a*holes in NJ ?

  • No, but sinking the state into the ocean will.

  • At a time when the entire world is concerned with the (purportedly) dwindling oil supply, does owning a Hummer seem responsible or even patriotic? Hypocrisy, like nothing else...

  • Any commercial effort that generates interest, concern, happiness, anger, ire, glasnost, sadness, felicity, despair, and uses words like Mother, Science, Nuclear, Money, actually increases the heart rate and ultimately increases sales.

    Buying something is ALWAYS an emotional decision. If you must drive something, and can afford it, why NOT a Hummer?

  • "Isn't it ironic that Hummers are helping to create many of those disasters featured."

    Last time I checked Hummers don't cause tornadoes and hurricanes. If you're argument is about combustion engines, Hummer makes up less than half of one percent of all engines on the road. If you're really concerned, look at the big picture, not less than one half of one percent of it...

    Not too many people being rescued in New Orleans were asking what kind of MPG the HOPE HUMMERs were getting...

  • lol dude

    he obviously refers to da outburst ofgas dat iscausedby d hummer, which might b lesscompared to da entire population cos of its numbers overall, but doesnt make it any better cos theryre already so high (ts emission individually)

  • its not that good, they are just saying a hummer can drive through water. i want to see one go through a tornado or a hurricane. then, Maybe i might buy one. This commercial is crap.

  • Beyond that, they're featuring military grade Hummers, not the ones an average Joe can buy.

    Better off with a Jeep or perhaps, I don't know, a boat or helicopter?

  • I keep a hot air balloon on hot standby in my backyard at all times.

    The perfect escape if I have a little time.

  • Sad but true story about Hummers...the owners occasionally run thier own toddlers over in thier driveways because of the limited visibility. Huge price to pay for a vehicular fashion statement.

  • It's true because the Interwebz says it is!

    Toyotas kill kittens! It's true, it's on the internet!

    Idiot.

  • What a stupid, stupid ad.

  • GM deserves all of its financial problems. It is an obsolete company marketing obsolete and inferior products.

  • General Motors: Moving Backwards into Tomorrow

  • What kind of moron has this sort of Marketing work on them?

    Isn't it ironic that Hummers are helping to create many of those disasters featured.

    "General Motors: Moving Backwards into the future"

  • Fuk you GMC.

    Fuk You Corporate Uhmerika.

    And any spokespersons you've had for this sorry piece of shit...

    Oh!

    That'd be you Ahhnold, you Hitler admiring douche wad.

  • You're still pissed that America took your canuck sport from you and ran it into the ground. Maybe you guys could rely on a Canadian car company, oh wait, you don't have one.

  • Be Afraid!! Give us all your money!!

    Fear, fear, fear, spend, spend, spend - sounds like all the republican talking points rolled into one.

    Who wants to bet they argued about whether to include a terrorist attack in their frightfest?

  • HUMMER...

    Creating chaos

    Stealing hope.

  • hummers are the cause of global warming.

  • but you do it so well!

  • Ignorance must be bliss huh? I bet you didn't know that one single blast from an average size volcano emits more carbon dioxide and other pollutants into the atmosphere than all drivers in America do over the span of a decade. Sure, we are contributors to global warming, but trust me, we are not the major cause. Hell, I bet you don't even realize the earth has gone through and will continue to go through stages of warming and cooling. Way to buy into all the media scare...

  • If your house was on fire would you listen to people try to tell you it's not or would you try to put it out?

  • type volcano carbon emissions into the google search engine. you will find pages of proof against the myth that you just cited.

  • Yes, the earth has gone through stages of warming and cooling (ice age). But those stages have all been linked to scientifically proven causes. It is not just some random fluxuation in temperature. The scientific proof for the current stage of drastic rising global temperature is a 35% increase in greenhouse gas which is directly related to our carbon emissions.

  • The science that you are quoting comes from a very small minority of "scientists" that are funded by exxon-mobile to come up with theories that oppose global warming.

  • wow.

    just... wow.

  • Insightful comments, just saying that we aren't the ONLY cause of global warming, as some people believe. And while we do need to take action the most recent U.N. reports on global warming (backed my 100s of scientists and years in the making) has showed that we are past the tipping point. Time to sit back and see what happens...just sucks that it's probably going to be our children or grandchildren who suffer the most.

  • Did Rush Limba tell you that?

  • Did Rush Limbaugh tell you that?

  • Real Hummers kick ass.

    H2's are a bad joke.

  • Is a "real hummer" similar to a "real american"?

  • likely

  • Ha Ha

    FOr those of you who don't know the ad is for an H2.

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