Mad TV Just for Lesbians

[juxmook]

But...but...but...if lesbians like women, why do they like women who look like men?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!?

[trippyboi91]

have you ever heard of a ponytail???? lol

[bleedinggoths]

kinda dumb the current 2 highest rated comments are the same wtf?? Stop quoting things!!! We can clearly hear what they said!!!

[Angrypanties99]

LOL! You can tell by how the audience is laughing that this is quite entertaining!

Rofl at the UPS driver, Rosie in and Rosie out haircuts. xD I know like soo many lesbos who are UPS drivers LOL

[bjoe201988]

ROFL i was at this one live. but wow at 0:51-0:52, 1:02-1:03, 1:06-1:08, and 1:18-1:19 whoever was laughing really cracked me up so hard i found that funny more than the skit xD

[trippyboi91]

Why is that video of the cat soo funny?!! lol

[MEareCAT]

@trippyboi91 They were licking their genitalia, which is a common sexual act for lesbiens.

[jacobsgrl1]

take westmaple avenue until you dont see any men lmao XD

[seasoningvisualkei]

Mo collins always involve with the masculine roles..funny.haha

[Mrcomputergeek1]

1:06 Rick the mullett man

[xXxkillme19xXx]

Don't you hate it when the top two comments are the same?

[Xzamilloh]

@xXxkillme19xXx No I hate it more when the top comment is commenting how the two top comments are the same....as if people are too dumb to see it.

[WREQUIEM]

@Xzamilloh thumbed up

[madefromrain]

What's funny is that some of those haircuts like the lady golfer are actually fashionable now

[JMVEntertainment]

@madefromrain madtv predicted the future XD

[xoxobieber100]

Softball isn't just for lesbians!!! I play softball and I'm not lesbian

[edjosemirai]

@danniielalbarn thaankss, hahaha, now i get it XP

[edjosemirai]

can somebody be so kind to explain me about the anne heche thing? i dont get it i know im ruining the punchline XP

[danniielalbarn]

@edjosemirai years ago, Anne Heche used to date Ellen DeGeneres; now she's married to

Coleman Laffoon...

[hannahremlap]

SOFTBALL ISNT FOR LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA GET A SCOLLAR SHIP FOR PITCHING SOFTBALL AND IM NOT A FUDGIN LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[GLittERmePiNK1992]

@hannahremlap its just a joke. im pretty sure everybody knows that the majority of girls who play softball are not really lesbians. kind of like how lesbians also own cats. i have three cats and im not a lesbian either and everyone else i kow who owns a cat also is not a lesbian.

[Jewelrylover111]

The Rosie In looks good :P

[WarshipAngelus]

@Jewelrylover111

The Rosie In was before she came out of the close.. Geesh... I remember watching a old clip from back in the 80's when Rosie was a video disk jockey for VH-1 and I have to say if you seen that. You would really say that she was Hot and she wasn't fat at all. I guess maybe at one time, Rosie wasn't a Lesbien back in the early 80's.

[Jewelrylover111]

@WarshipAngelus Ah, I see.

[verynice420]

68 people are donut bumpers

[rfreyna1212]

Donut bumper

[sasuke4490]

i dont get the anne heche part, can someone explain? thanks =)

[GarnetBering93]

@sasuke4490 Lesbian. Ellen DeGeneres' ex.

[KSchrecker]

@sasuke4490 Anne Heche used to with Ellen, but she left her, married a man and had a baby. Now divorced. So--she is no longer available because she has changed saddles.

[eurasianchica]

why does she always close one eye?

[poodtang1]

-rug doctor

-rug mucher

-lawn mower

[meijinyukichan1925]

rosie in rosie out.....roflolling

[shmuli9]

Is a doughnut bumper like a "clam-slapper"? :-)

[Szarllej]

"rosie out" looks nice

[alt1579]

lmao @ the cats

[lovelyladynostalgic]

LMFAO! This is halirious, I love how MADTV makes fun of stereotypes.

[yourirat]

former first lady lol

[17TheebOMbtAStiCz21]

Wth ?! Haha, what's up with, " till you don't see any men" !! lololol

[Gaileelover]

IM A DOUGHNUT BUMPER XD

[jessiewantsunow7]

@Gaileelover I AM TOO!!! HELL YEAH !LOL

[tiiufishel]

that loud laugh at 0:52 in the back ground is perfect

[JDay3000]

@tiiufishel LOL I know, it's GREAT! XD

[juxmook]

@LightningIrving Wow. Gtfo the internet if your going to talk trash like that.

[kim18694]

why not just tie ur hair back with a bobble lol =3

[tiiufishel]

funniest video ever

[2007regis]

Who gives a fuck about what Jesus said?

[astrangeone]

Hehehe....donut bumper! Going to save that later for a friend.

[Teeniful]

classic

[bestspelller]

Hahaha! Stone butch, raging bull dyke lesbians!

Love them! I'm am sooo not that lesbian. x) <3

[richardsdesiderio]

Donut bumper, ah ha ha ha

[MsApples007]

@LightningIrving its been a year, and your still stupid.

[92kid1]

That is really weird. lol

[xBluCrayonx]

@kamil911: No it's not. It's just a stereotype..

[kamil911]

@xBluCrayonx HA STEREOTYPE MYASS LOL

[urbanmusiq]

LOL Moe collins and steff wier are the BEST!!! i miss mad TV!

[RSCII]

Hilarious!

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

Why do al lesbians look like dudes?

[lovelyladynostalgic]

@TotalDramaIsland5500

Not all lesbians look like men. Some do, some don't.

Clearly you've heard of butch lesbians but not "femme," lesbians.

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

@lovelyladynostalgic sorry everyone on tv i've seen looks like a butch lesbian

[eurasianchica]

@lovelyladynostalgic I have never seen a feminine lesbian or a masculine gay. the majority of them try to shirk from their own gender role, so they have feminine men and masculine women. its sad.

[dyld921]

@eurasianchica Actually there are. You just don't notice cuz you don't know they're gay. there are also feminine STRAIGHT guys and masculine STRAIGHT women. I know, it's hard to believe.

[eurasianchica]

@dyld921 Thats true, there are fem straight men and masculine women, etc- it's a product of gender role confusion in today's society. But what I was saying was about gays, and that they don't follow the correct gender role. I'm sure there are exceptions, as there are to all people, but the vast majority of them act like the wrong gender.

[drew25kra]

@eurasianchica Incorrect

[funkgerat]

@eurasianchica On the contrary. There are feminine lesbians and masculine gay men, but if you're trying to raise eyebrows and get back at the establishment, that probably isn't your best bet.

[eurasianchica]

@funkgerat good point. 

[eurasianchica]

@lovelyladynostalgic Actually it is more likely for lesbians to look like men because higher levels of testosterone make them more likely to be attracted to women and have "manly" characteristics such as more facial hair, straighter hips, and smaller breasts. Similarly men with high levels of estrogen are more likely to be gay and have higher voices, smaller facial structure, and less upper body muscle mass than high testosterone straight men.

[Xzamilloh]

@eurasianchica What kind of dumb logic is this? Put a link in your comments next time....what reputable source did you crap this turd logic from?

[eurasianchica]

@Xzamilloh I crapped this turd of logic from a study by the London's Women's Clinic. ht tp : / / ww w . abc . net . au / science / news / health / HealthRepublish _ 892229 . htm (remove the spaces to get the link, youtube won't let me post an actual link)

Someone must feel stupid now... haha LOL

[Xzamilloh]

@eurasianchica You're joking, right? So right off the bat you use an outdated study that does not even exist on the website anymore (wonder why) and generalize gay men and women into one category because of high levels of estrogen/testosterone? Ever heard of Lipstck Lesbians? Ever seen Amber Heard? Portia DeRossi? I don't see any 5 oclock shadows on them... information is a dangerous thing when people misuse it..keep that turd logic to yourself next time.

[eurasianchica]

@Xzamilloh It is right there on the website! And it is quite recent, from 2003. Obviously you have no evidence for your own claims, so you are (quite futily) trying to reject reputable scientific studies from leading universities. It's pathetic.

[Xzamilloh]

@eurasianchica 2003 is recent, huh?What's pathetic trying to insert science as an explanation for an entire culture. Are all gay women masculine? Are all gay men feminine? No.....and what is a source but useless information that will be discredited by more information down the line...but if you want to look at pointless info? Fine...google Michael Abrams The Real Story on Gay Genes. See if it's just as simple as too much testosterone/estrogen.

[eurasianchica]

@Xzamilloh Don't make up things I did not say. I said gay women are more likely to be masculine than straight women, not all gay women are like that. Same with men. I did not say that the CAUSE of being gay was too much estrogen/testosterone, I said that gays tend to have higher levels of the opposite sex hormone, which causes them to have characteristics of the opposite sex.

[Xzamilloh]

@eurasianchica You see that word "tend"? It was absent in your first statement. I just don't like when people say things that sound like generalizations of a group of people. The person you replied to said that not all lesbians are butch, that some are butch and some are femme, so why even reply with that comment if you weren't trying to shoot it down? And I don't have to take your words out of context, they're right there on the page.

[eurasianchica]

@Xzamilloh In my first comment I said "Actually it is more likely for lesbians to look like men because higher levels of testosterone make them more likely to be attracted to women and have "manly" characteristics" I did not say all. I said that it is more likely.

[Xzamilloh]

@eurasianchica But you are right to an extent, I will give you that.

[Xzamilloh]

@eurasianchica And who the hell can study sexuality down to a mechanic? No one can, which is why studies STILL continue into determining what makes a person the way they are....screw your junk science...and clearly a study in London means shit when it hasn't met worldwide approval....dumb ass!!!

[Dematiful]

Doughnut bumper :D

[MadTvClassics]

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[TheDANioz]

why did she wink at 1:48 ?

[StrangeFairyTale]

It's nervous)

[MissLucyBoomer]

"Im not a dounut bumper"

AWESOME!

[ladster3]

1 of the best!

[houchi69]

now introducing "New Ellen" xD

[houchi69]

Anne Heche, no longer available xD

[IwillKillYourCereal]

why doesn't she just tie her hair back? lol

[michina1987]

bwahaha this was amazzzing xD

[odeth68]

"Rosie in,......Rosie out ! " lol

[cote919]

lol i cant sdtop laughfing it so funny lol lessie

[kulyia]

rosie out. lol. thats kate from jon and kate plus eights hair cut. :D

[PsychoBoar]

Back off, butch cassidy, i'm not a Doughnut bumper.

XD Made me lol.

[KINGBADASS100]

@PsychoBoar

Me too!

[Tails04]

AHAHAH! 0:48... I almost spit my drink outta my mouth when the cats showed up! ahahaha

[piggyfriendly]

ha ha ha! ROSIE IN!

[RantNRavinFection]

back off butch cassidy lol

[IglooDweller]

This thing's out of date. They need to add the 'Tegan', the 'Sara' and the 'Shane'.

[Natalie5709]

Haha, the 'Emy' too.

[blake503]

I would so pay to see them actually play as themselves (Shane in this case for Kate xP) on Madtv

[darkrev]

1:19 if I were in the audience i woulda hated sitting next to that laughing woman

[olderpersonage]

at 1:49 only one of her eyes blinks =/

[nicimpad]

why "just for men parody"?

[BoDaveMark]

OMG That was hilarious !

[InKa4484]

what's the last thing stephanie says?

[pared1986]

busy beaver!! XDXD!!! lol!

[BaCkBoArD270out]

they cant do the women golfer thing any more , all of them are hot now :P

[latinprincesschick]

i actually liked some of the haircuts not all some

[LuvLifeLuvFwends]

irish?

[azullobo6]

love da last part"until u dont c any men" lol

[Kahdeejah]

Sounds like someone is having a good laugh @ 1:18. lol

[IndianaJoel93]

lol "back off butch cassidy Im not a doghnut bumper"

[ProudlyEccentric]

The Anne Heche - no longer available

LMFAO

[ADHAL]

"Looks like someone's a busy beaver." Lifts up leg, that always makes me laugh.

[5ulili]

wtf :D

[thefunniestguyuknow]

lol wow

[cabomba]

Rosie in...Rosie out...wtf lol!

[thatpunkalbs18]

lmfao... Anne Heche bahahahaha

[BitchinnShoes07]

Why does the dog groomer look like Elaine from Seinfeld?

[Ryoko05]

who with the Irish lol

[22yams]

LOL!!!!

[TrogdorTheBurnin8tor]

Actually, you're stereotyping yourself by saying that someone has to be submissive in a relationship and that it's always the girlier one. Please wake up and join the modern age.

[KissAdonis]

Im a lesbian and I have to agree with you.

Even though I am a feminine sub, there are a lot of other relationships that don't follow this pattern.

[BJVirgo]

Lesbians rule.

[NexusDarkworld338]

personally i don't mind dominate women, it makes life interesting, and i like a good fight :)

[nebby39]

LMAO Rosie in! She makes such a hilarious face. I love Stephnie!

[matt982009]

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[batitony]

the former first lady

lol lol lol

[tibettetheridgefan]

Mo Collins and Stephanie Weir are so funny!

[ComaLies225]

You know she didn't have to get a haircut, she could have always gone for a hair band XD

[xAmazonxValkyriex]

Love how she only blinks ONE eye at around 1:50....Lesbians rock

[ch0c01ateMi1k]

i love when the audience goes crazy at the "anne heche"

[npayares1989]

I love it too, it's just too nasty that is funny!!

[eatcakebecuzitsgood2]

I love Mo Colllins

[BmxGrl7]

im offended. im a lesbian and i do not have hair like that.

[guinivereXbloodgood]

This is so funny. I love how MadTV makes fun of stereotypes.

[rferdi]

mo collins is great

[AnAppleADei]

Lol! I'm not a donut-bumper!

Oh my God, I almost died laughing!

[marebear2796]

HAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

[claytonwestfall]

if you ever see a hot lesbian, you will never know.

[bigshottyshot]

someones a busy beaver lmfao

[Mcrox2424]

Anne Heche is an actress who used to date a woman now she's married 2 a guy.

[Artemistech]

Ok offensive but funny especially the part with the cat lol

[memyselfngod]

LMAO, SAPPHOS.

[onewithoutlove90]

"I'm not a donut bumper." Lol!

[poppiestar]

not all lesbians have hair like tat.. LOL..but for the laugh..:)

[lamcoco1]

i like the dog groomer hairstyle, ... am i a lesbian?????????

[heiismail]

Do one for your self and you will love yourself.

[renegadekav]

are you a women who likes vagina?

[lamcoco1]

uh, no

[E1S8ELL]

yeah

[jdawey]

nooo, its just stereotypes

[myblackheart2]

well...it is stereotyping, but I learned to laugh at it now...ITS FUNNY!

[orangejump11]

ok . AGREE'S  * high fives * xD

[myblackheart2]

lol...WOO!

[anynamewilldo500]

Ive been watching Mad TV since its first episode. It's all about making fun of stereotypes. Blacks, lesbians, gays, drug addicts, Jews, Asians, Mexicans, old folks, mentally disabled, rednecks, everyone! Just sit back and laugh!

[omariLvr13]

Well aint nothin wrong with bein a lesbian.....My girlfriend is damn sexy...I have seen a few hot lesbians

[myblackheart2]

WELL HELLO! These are butch lesbians, not sexy kinds. Besides, HAVE YOU PAYED NO ATTENTION TO LESBIANS? lol.

[RagDollMovies]

indeed i have and i have never seen hot lesbians. the ones you see making out on the internet are just doing that to turn guys on. (rarly are they even bi)

[myblackheart2]

well, now thats's just good-old fashioned porn, my friend. Lesbians? My girlfriends one, and she looks no WHERE NEAR like that. Very beautiful person, let me tell you, and no weird hair-cuts. Her's is normal. EMO people fr instance, HEEELLLO! Yeah, there hair is not like-a dat either. Look on myspace, and I'm sure you'll eventually find a few. (TRUE about this: he ones you see making out on the internet are just doing that to turn guys on. (rarly are they even bi) VERY true.

[RagDollMovies]

wait...how can you have a lesbian girlfriend? are you a girl? if not than she isnt a lesbian

[TrogdorTheBurnin8tor]

Hey butch lesbians can be hot too. Mmmmm.

[claytonwestfall]

no they can't

[RagDollMovies]

ok being gay or lesbian my not be ok, BUT. there is no reason to mock a gay person. it has feelings just like humans do. sheesh you people are stupid

[myblackheart2]

EXACTLY! Thank you!

[RagDollMovies]

high five

[myblackheart2]

*high fives back* WOOT!

[orangejump11]

joins in *high five* !!!!! although i dont know why you guys * high fived *

[myblackheart2]

O.K...not all lesbo's freakin' get MULLETS! It's for freakin'..watevr u call them.. rednecks or sometin..i 4get/

[trippyboi91]

WHAT WAS WITH THE CAT?

[elnacoelmaloyelfeo]

the trut is this video is very good, thas doesn"t mean i hate the lesbians.

[beka8]

'Anne Heche is no longer available' haha!

[deeya]

why did she wink near the end?

[alwrig]

She did wink! That was obviously some kind of lesbian code!!!

[TrogdorTheBurnin8tor]

Hahaha. It's all part of the Gay Conspiracy, my friend.

[Gingerkyd]

doughnut bumper, official new fav. word

[terencewoelke]

LOL!!! this was Mo's get up when she had a skit with susan sarandon as a lesbian too. only with more butch clothing. i think she was playing the SAME character.

WE MISS YA MO!!!!

[xLockedSoulx]

Rosie In

Rosie Out

"Im not a donut bumper!"

[ghostguy218]

OMG this is soooooooo funny!

[notquitebutch]

Bahaha busy beaver...