Spank the Monkey at Full Tilt Poker.

[MrRussin10]

No he needs extra, BANG

[911Ranger1]

he was extra stupid

[strkszone]

I think he's jealous that he actually lost to pocket jacks lol

[thepezisangry]

HAHAHAHAH THIS IS PRICELESS!!! =D

[Panuma]

I nearly shit myself watching this video tonight "Is it just me or is it full tilt?" omg Marty you made my night seriously thank you dude!

[youngs1ncere]

LOL

[janavarro77]

Dude yuur hilarious lol

[endOsS1]

looool beat the monkey great :)

[DEEZNUTZ4YOU]

hahaha where's that freaking monkey! 185 mph hahaha

[rickodetrader]

good, your best yet man

[NOS187]

omg i was tilting and watched this and feel 1000x better

[heusspower]

got 333 miles per hour

[NycAttentionWhore]

lmfaoooo!

[markwills77]

is it just YOU and ME too, or is it FULLTILT?

is it just YOU and ME too, or is it FULLTILT?

is it just YOU and ME too, or is it FULLTILT?

is it just YOU and ME too, or is it FULLTILT?

[pokergold11]

It's turtleknife (turtletilt).

[FTAHindependent]

Hellmuth all over...

[ToolArmy951]

lolll! awesome vids turtleknife!

[quickdrawboi]

full tilt poker is a scam site with program bots that will take your money!! Its run by Kahnawake Gaming commission that controls 3 on-line poker sites. 2 of its sites have been in trouble for scamming players out of their cash. At Full (of chit) tilt poker there are always bots at the table and RUSH poker sometime there is as many bots as there are players!!

[simobgbgbg]

my spanking record is 711!

[oleskoolz]

u can find that monkey spank game at albinoblacksheep

[retarguus]

4:15-4:36 sounds like me spanking it when i pop a boner from ftp

[shadow097]

HAHHAHAHA omg greatest video ever.

[ellegreeko]

marty i always thought you were a passive person? guess your just like the rest of us!!!!

[s0348953]

is this supposed to be a comedy video

[mrcringles]

its just you.

[UndercoverLdn]

"That's a good flop for pocket 3's"

since when is 3 overcards a good flop....

[VinzorBE]

@UndercoverLdn since the only time somebody is gna raise on the bb against a sb limper, it mostly represents 2 cards higher than a Ten, so that was a good flop

[martysparty2042]

@UndercoverLdn Its a flop that doesnt have any paint or aces

[69CheeseonToast69]

"ah shit, not a great card. god it's all gunna go in the middle now...

...this calls for a monkey spankin"

I could watch this vid all day long. You are hilarious Marty =)

[FatBear5090]

What's that thing at the bottom? Where can I get one?

[XxNoCtErNaLxX]

LOL..."That calls for a monkey spanking"

*I gotta do that know....

[ImperviousMason]

lol UNFUCKING BELIVEABLE

[marioaleal]

AWESOME.  I second the JJ comment...

[MrGnomemeat]

fucking EPIC!

[dconn44]

well im sittn at home tryin to recover from a four wheeler accident and playin a little poker, and i come across these videos.. im not able to finish them because i bruised my bowels in the accident and it hurt like hell to laugh.. but i gotta say from what i watched its quite funny but its happened to me many times too and it actually sucks

[jmbd07]

Is it Jason Segel !? His voice is kinda similar...

[bosslocks777]

BAHAHAHA Spank the monkey simulation is hilarious...

[swingdocta]

its always an idiot from france, hungary, russia or brazil that will call off their stack with J9o or QJ and bust you.

[Gman9855]

hahaha ur hilarious

[JeponsLV]

LOLED

[Faxation]

LOL, Welcome to RailBirds..thanks for posting this video there..good stuff..I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..I needed a good laugh today..tnx dude.

Fax

[spasko12345]

are you making this video to be funy or you realy think full tilt is rig

[NotoriousAlexx]

it is rigged lmao. u apparently have won anything if you havent ever been bed beat by a crazy turn or river

[Pj0tter]

Hey I need something like that to blow of some steam!

[geniusjas87]

lol ur funny dude.. oh and by the way its not you, its full tilt.. they pay off retarded play for some reason

[ZeBaronju]

good call!!!

uahuhauhauahua

[llkoold]

roflcopter nice one

[Djdylan44]

lololol

[SuperChuck3]

Omg I'm gonna' so do this whenever these things happen to me now :D

[layton765]

lol fuking legend but your right it is unbelievable till you sit down at a table on full tilt and see the bad beats for your self

[superjek131]

lol lol lol... best video !!!

[FocusHawaii]

Seriously the funniest video since JJ

[sjerseyb856]

why do people swear it is rigged just b/c of the bad beats. when you play online you see more hands per hour thus you are more likely to see more bad beats than at a casino or poker room. plus internet players play more than one table which is impossible to do at a casino

[fd9w4dncm]

Quite many pokersites are rigged, don't know about FullTilt tho'

[xentech]

Why would they rig it though? What possible benefit would it be to them?

[Donkeyhawk]

rake.

[hurmos]

its not you its full tilt.

[TheSomeone11]

oh yeah, good call buddy...lol i love it

[jedwa41]

I love every single video you have! Just from watching your vids, my bank roll has doubled in size. THE TOURNAMENT INDICATOR IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

[Chitzakc]

What this shity poker sites want? Is not enough that many people play with thousands every day,they make a lot of money,why they keep help big stakes and idiots? fuck fult tilt & all poker sites!

[darqblue42]

lol Marty...funny vid. ^_^

[killapokerpro]

i spanked the monkey at 842 miles an hour just there..

[Woodeh06]

haha another very funny video, nearly as good as the JJ 1

[bleepingblah]

lol, i say the same thing...fn ftp. I had AA and KK cracked by the same guy, same table 3 hands apart from eachother. He had 5's both times went all in pre-flop both times as his raise.....mmmm ftp

[OSHUNLIDE]

lol, i hate when full tilt poker gives the horrible players good luck.

[winner9man]

dude you have horrible luck man. i gotta find a way to take out my anger so i stop tilting it all away. funny vid tho. i like the commentary.

[frankiedetorie]

spank the monkey

[AlbFree]

sooooo funny

[pktolummy3]

lmfao ive watched all your vids your fuckin class man

[EliCanuck]

I Think I've Played You Lol Nice Vid

[Havershom]

This is the best video I have ever seen!

Please Keep them coming.

[olliesatcamber]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

spank the monkey absolute genius!!

[colplay9999]

yesterday i broke my new hp laptops display fuckkkkkkk when i lost money. now i have topay double to buy a newone mother fuckersssssssssssssss hate poker

[LogionTheos]

O dude funniest video on youtube.

[DdragonforceF]

lol dude...

i cant stop fucking laughing! hahahahahaaha

[sanningos]

Hahaha. Even though I play on the lowest of the low limits, I know the feeling :D

[shaolin89]

I love ur videos, u should have been a comedian man, ure fucking awesome haha! laughing every time i see your vids!

[maxxasvideo]

funny stuff!!

[burgerbrain420]

I love spanking the monkey too.

[frankiedetorie]

uhhh, FUCK IT

great line

[iamyourlefteyeball]

i lost 30,000$ last night , just hate those bad beats goddamit

[shaolin89]

no u didnt, lol..

[PokerFC]

LMAO

[PwnTommy]

&fmt=18 to the url 2 watch in high quality

[ItalianHonor]

you crack me up marty

[evilninja111]

Where do you get the spnking program, i need it sometime too.

[LyleLe]

AHAHAH, I feel you mate, I feel you.

The pain I get from FT is unbearable sometimes.

[wehavemagnums]

Best bad beat video ever. Thanks for the catharsis, I've favourited this to come back to next time I suffer a sick beat.

[pacus123]

Mate, it's full tilt alright. I've had this shit happen to me so many times it's not fucking funny.

[pacus123]

LOL! I thought shit like this only happened to me. Nice to know even pros have this stuff happen to them.

[nipsta3]

hes not a pro, he plays very low stakes, thats why hes dealing with monkeys and donkeys

[frankiedetorie]

Don't go to cash games until u have atleast $200 and then only play 5% of ur roll at C-games and if you lose 10% of ur roll, u leave for the rest of the day.

i have used this and have turned myslef from loser to a winner. hope it helps

[Harrisons121]

Pffft panzie, I just went into a cash game with half my bankroll....i lost :(

[frankiedetorie]

your own fault

[MarkAntony123t]

lollll great vid

[frankiedetorie]

This is poker. You do everything right and yet you still lose.

It's the beauty of the game, anything can happen when those cards are in the air.

[fkjou]

Marty, get your ass off full Rigged, they don't deserve a good pokerplayer like you.

[zomett]

its full tilt I can never punish the donks on that site. They always get awarded.

[srcolie]

So even with these bad plays beating you you still manage to go positive? I'm trying to climb out of 1.20 sngs but moments when I should be doubling up and placing in them are crushed by players who have know idea what they are doing.

[skarules111]

yeah dude, keep staying on track and NEVER go above your limits. there are swings in sitNgo's like you wouldent belive my first deposit on pokerstars i got crushed and nearly lost my whole roll but i stayed cool kept grinding and im back in profit :)

[frankiedetorie]

same here

try beig a little more aggresive helps me.

[doooooowww]

But still- we love them Marty, don't we?^^

[123monkey123]

that is why you dont play 52, only joking.

[chrisfx10]

just lost a good bit, been on a tough streak these last few days on full tilt. This was great marty!

[Raskolnikov32]

it ain't just you, and that is a comforting thought.

[Mastamind2008]

yeah full tilt definately likes monkeys

great video ! xD

[HiveDes]

marty this video has made me like you so much more

love it :D

[CaTeJIuT]

nice video :D)

[Russian5]

"Wheres that fuuucking monkey?!?!"

Hahahaha... gold.

[maniacdreamz]

i feel your pain.. nothing but bad luck with me too on full tilt.

[ABC490]

To continue my points:

The other one, the guy had a huge chip lead to start, I made a comeback, and he pushes all in twice in a row before I have the Aces. He has Q 8, and hits a Q and an 8.

I was talking to somebody who made an interesting point. These "random number generators" can never truly be random. It's a program. It has to be programmed some way.

[ABC490]

Good stuff man, I ran into a string of stupid hands and bad beats a few hours ago. Guys with still decent stacks push all in with K 9, etc. Naturally he hits his one overcard.

Haven't played Full Tilt, but at pokerstars the chip leader gets the benefit of the doubt a lot no matter how far behind they are. Last two times heads up that I had Aces, I lost both preflop. Granted, I barely had any chips left in one, but the guy had 6 3 and hit a 3 on the flop and a 3 on the turn.

[alejandrothunder]

great video, but i went 280 miles an hour and i'm not tilting.... what happened?

[billtomfactor]

XD slap that monkey!

[soulhunger1]

Haha, where is that Spank The Monkey game? I might try that the next time I get sucked out on.

[clarbads06]

and at the end lol "fuck it"

[beornborg]

It kills me when I get outdrawed. It's nice to know its just not me.

[clarbads06]

hahahahahahahaha the ANger in your voice when ur spanking the monkey. so funny

[Bompsta]

the crapper you play, the more money you make :(

[jhman1]

lmaooooooooooooooo hilarious video Marty.

[cseagles]

lol this is your funniest video yet marty. But I didnt realize you got so angry. Try to take your losses like you take your wins. One thing that helps me is that if I've been having such a bad run like that is to step down a level. Instead of playing a $10 or 20 sng, Ill play 10 or 20 at 2 or 5 dollars to get my confidence back.

[djerez8]

"We know the guy is an idiot" lol

[butch1dyke]

Hahaha thats your funniest video yet. And no its not just you, its full tilt poker.