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  • Whoa You mean to tell me that becoming a soldier in Russia means I don' don't smell shit from my superiors pants. sad face

  • C'est terrible !!!!! :D

  • LOLOLOLOL It's a joke guys calm down.

    

  • ROTFL!!!

  • If you even thought for a minute that this was a real translation then you are a retard. Pretty funny though.

  • How can you not like this video

  • funny as shit

  • The American subtitle make a fucking fagot! Hey, Fagot, I fuck your mother! lol

  • i bet russian millitary pays more then america's volunteer slaughter house

  • Omg it's a joke! Of course it's the wrong lyrics xD I think it's hilarious

  • thats rong. never d sodats!

  • This is a wrong translation

  • What ever

  • URSS

    CCCP

    RUSSIA.

    MALVINAS ARGENTINAS.

  • the translation is not true!!!!

  • Funny but stupid at the same time...

  • I flag this video

  • @russianteam your such a fuckin fagit I know that I live in the U.S but still russian is so bad ass

  • @ace210210 fuck u!!! Russian the best!!! America not!!!! Russians helped Americans so much!!!

  • For all you dummies out there who can't realize these are obvious fake translations from the first word, I will tell you it's fake. DUUH! The Marines mentioned in this video is referring to Russian Marines not the US. I love Russian military, but I made this video to show I can actually laugh at somethings about not being all hardcore dedicated obsessed with it, as if Russia or it's military is a god like some of you think. When I first saw this AD it was hilarious and made a fake translation.

  • wie geil is daas den

  • @russianteam flag

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  • Lol video. But respect for stoping and chasing the nazies out of our country

  • @KristianCramer That's because your an idiot

  • @Jhonnyfilosofer its understandble i get what your trying to say my friend, my rank myself is corporal thats three promotions which makes me a small unit leader incharge of a small group of lower ranking marines, i am about to be done with the marines in the next month i am going to miss it but i have seen enough combat and it is very stressful and going to become a truck driver, what about your rank? i like ugoslavian music too i listen to it in the the gym :)

  • This is stupid.

  • Fucking russian i can like u as much as a ukranian, i mean fucking hate here!

  • Funny..... But kinda immature and stupid at the same time smh

  • This is fucking hilarious!

    

  • i had a good laugh, and who said an american made this>?

  • @premierlieutenat i dont know what your talking about or why your talking to me, the only thing i was implying was that i have the utmost respect for russia and their military

  • @ushockey08 yes i am a marine please dont disrespect me like that i earned the title and i dont have to capatilize the word marines arent gods, iv done two combat deployments to afghanistan been injured and seen good buddies of mine killed for their country so please dont disrespect me you know a little about me and i dont know anything about you thank you

  • my ass is that the real translation go back and crawl in your moms ass u little disrespectful prick

  • Fuck*ng Translation !

  • Russia has my respect as well!

    

  • So

  • It still sucks ass! I saw the real translation for this! It sounds fuckin retarded.

  • @xxxLowLowxxx Just shut your dirty mouth little patriotic prick, you dont't know anything about Russia, and I would wonder if you even know anything about your country, go and hate some other videos, disrespectful, childish retard ...

  • @CryDima

    I know all I need to know, and that is that this video sounds retarded.

    BELLY BOUQET!!!

  • @xxxLowLowxxx Well it just seems that you don't have any feeling for good music...

  • @CryDima

    BELLY BOUQET!

  • why are everyone taking this so seriously? :D

  • Tough guys around the country, Who is connected by friendship with Airborne This brotherhood - a reliable shield RUSSIA IS NOT NO ONE WILL WIN! Airborne - hello from the sky! Ultramarine side takes Vest with a wave and sea-to-shoulder straps With the sky forever wedded landing! Airborne - how many victories! White bouquet of parachutes Rainbow Peace hover dome GLORY LANDING Honor and praise!
  • Have u ever learned russian?

  • I got some Kleenex for the next crybaby to post somethin.

  • Somebody call the WAHMBULANCE!

    LMFAO! Don't get mad at the guy who did this, get mad at the Russian army or whoever the fuck they are. Why the fuck did they make a song and dance for anyway? It's the fuckin MILITARY. I would be more embarrassed that my people were singing and flailing their arms about than mad at the guy who made this super obvious inaccurate translation.

    You'll never catch the US army singing and dancing and all that fairy shit.

  • @xxxLowLowxxx It is a music video, prick.

  • @xxxLowLowxxx oh yeah!!!? well i once heard them sing justin biebers song its called baby baby and its about girls and stuff!!!

  • once again another American disgraces the Russians, I myself have a rich Russian heritage vy synsukial considering my great grandmother was born in Russia in the 1800s loosing her first husband in the Russian Revolution, and loosing her sons in WWl and ll with my grandmother as the only surviver!!!!!!!!!!!

  • who the fuck did translate this? Must have some horrific problems with Army, So if he does so i am going to blow his head off.

  • here is the real subs ( join the army join the army join the army join the army the are the best join the army join the army join the army join the army the are the best join the army join the army join the army join the army the are the best!)

  • Omg guys stop being so shitty, its funny as hell. Love the melody, and the guy singing is epic...

    atleast he has muscles compared to you computer rats... Come on and enjoy the funny fake translation xD

  • ahmfff to those who responsible translating it in english, its better to study again in elemntary, and check your translation again :D

  • Very poor translation. I know enough Russian to tell you that you made itall up. Is that what Americans do? HMMMMM! If so, what does that tell me about what America has become? Maybe those lyrics came from someone who envies the VDV, and wishes he were one himself, but, couldn't make the grade.  Or maybe he likes the handsome Leutenant.

  • @ron66hand yeah me too. i know Russian

    and i knw they the best countrey. they would win in wars and stuff :)

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  • @ron66hand He did what he did because he wanted to try something if you can't tell from the start that he's just joking around then I don't know know what to do for you, but it's arguable that he should have made it so when you watch you expect it to have mistranslated lyrics

  • Whoever created those subtitles - you really should be ashamed of yourself. It speaks volumes about you as a human being, not in a good way!

  • Fuck your mother

  • funny shit!! XDDDD

  • ебать с

  • this video is stupied!!!!!!!!!

    

  • @zhukov032186 sorry didn't mean to cause drama I probably got a little carried away

  • Sorry didn't mean to cause drama

  • yes they`ll kick your ass and yes they look sexier than you and you can gain invincibilitie by drinking vodka

  • fuck you

  • fuck you asshole greece serbia russia orthodox brothers

  • This translation is fake but funny!

  • If I get at least 50 likes, i will make a video about homosexuality in the U.S. Navy.

  • @pepito062796 +1 I know I'm only one, but gotta start somewhere.

  • @pepito062796 please do!!! :) 

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  • ahh finally the lyrics!!! well translated

  • LIE LIE LIE IM FROM RUSSIA I NOW WHAT HE SAYS THE TRANSLATION IS FOLD!

  • Dear America,

    Russian Special Forces might be paid less than your special forces, but we have something you dont have. Brotherhood! When a comrade falls in combat we will send 10 more troops to die just to rescue our fallen brother. You might have a better military than us, but at least we are not in debt to China and the rest of the world. When you go to war against China REMEMBER, we might be democratic now like you, but we will never take your side. Greetings from Bulgaria! Orthodoxy RULES!!!

  • @pepito062796 Apparently you know nothing about spetsnaz. One of the #1 rules of spetsnaz is if a comrade is injured, or dies, you keep going to carry out the operation. Usually, they never send anyone back, because it is too dangerous to go back for one soldier. You obviously don't know a U.S. marine either. U.S. special forces don't do it for the money either, they do it for the pride. Don't bring your religion into this either, because no one cares.

  • The Russians are without doubt a formidable fighting force i cannot dispute that, but this video is a bit gay.

  • @KidVisualx3x oh and Your From England Is it be Cause My Uncle"s Irish Pog Mo Thion you Fecking Hun

  • @KidVisualx3x Go to hell man My uncle Has 2 silver stars and bronze star I think he Knows what he"s fucking Talking about Go get Fucked

  • wow k i have a blue beret and i am the best think im lieing watch me vid

    or click my channal

  • lol noobs delet ehon

  • O ku**a przetłumaczone tak że...

  • its no wonder that russia hated us for nearly 50 years with this kind of BS,

    the VDV is the worlds largest, and specially trained airbourne military force,

    being in the army, i think these guys are tougher than our tank crews because we dont drive out the back of airplanes in our tanks.

  • This embarrasing for me as an american and as a marine myself. No wonder other countries dislike us so much. Whoever made this I feel embarrased and I would hate to have to fight anyone of those guys and I'm no little guy. I have lots of respect for Russians hence why I watch these videos. Thank you

  • @mudpie1289 @Dude saying he's ashamed blah blah. #1 judging from the poster's name, this was probably made BY a Russian. #2 The Marines being referred to are most likely the RUSSIAN Marines... that's right... they have them, too. Little thought before posting drama goes a long way.

  • @mudpie1289 well said

  • @mudpie1289 Fail. You aren't a fucking Marine. A Marine would know to capitalize the word Marine. You're nothing but a disrespectful pro-russian troll.

  • @mudpie1289 It is a music video. Bring the war. We are ready. I could translate American songs!

    Sex.

    Drugs.

    Drinking.

    No American Pride or Military Support.

    I'll see you in hell.

  • @mudpie1289 hell yeah your right russians rock

  • @mudpie1289 You are great solder , because you have some respect for your enemy.

    Can you tell me your ranks , because I was a solder in ex-yugoslavian army ?

    Sorry for my bed english

  • suchka bljat sosay moi hyi

  • fake translation

  • Basic Hand to Hand??? Bullshit My Uncle's a Green Beret and He knows Better than anyone What Russian Airborne and Special Forces are Capable of He was Trained to Kill them and He'll be the first to tell you they are Hard core and Hard Ass You need to show More respect for any Nation's Special Ops Groups

  • Why the Fucking Hell is So many People on Youtube Against the Russian Military????

  • best song

  • fur shiaen rebab hshfbdgvc

  • No, after scouring the Internet for years, I have found the proper translation for all russian is "vodka vodka Boris Yeltsin"

  • hahahah awsome translation! Its 140% correct!

  • the translater is wrong, it didn't sayd nothing about vodka or else

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  • she's pissed son of a bitch

  • Какой "поэт" переводил - там ни слова о водке - а в титрах хрень собачья - этому грузину яйца бы оторвать...

  • @CESSNATURBO и научить русскому языку, медленно, по голливудски, на дыбе...

  • @CESSNATURBO aga tochno!!! debil kakoy to!!

  • WTF Bitch?! I'm russian and i fucking leave in USA and speak english so i can understand ur fucking stupid childish translation!!! U better delete this video cause you're pathetic bitch and no one likes you! If you have problem with russia dont fucking show it to others!!!! Ok thank you!!

  • @svetapetrova your English is miserable,practice more,swear less (that way,when you swear you won't look like a retard :) )

  • @doomygloomy1 Oh really?! What the fuck do you know about russian millitary?! people who post it are screwd!!

  • @svetapetrova nothing but i have something called a sense of humor

  • I was going to say something about him being a xenophobic bitch, but I got an arrow in the knee.

  • ho this translated is the biggest suka bljat in the world what the fuck you translating mongol i gona rape your dad mother fucker ;)))) go translate what i say now skatina bljat pashol to nahoe!

  • @i0wnya1 u mad ?

  • @doomygloomy1 yes

  • @i0wnya1 then why u not in an asylum ?

  • dude i'am russian and you have no right to be stupid wait your are stupid and your a imature bitch

  • I am former us military, trained at the Defense language Institute, in Russian, before this video came out. I was a Russian linguist for the us military before Gorbachev came around with glacnoct. No matter how out the us and USSR were then, I would give their armed forces as much respect as ours. This is not a translation, it is putting belittling sub titles in English to a good song. I respected the USSR(CCCP) as an advesary, but hopefully now respect Russia even more as a friend.

  • you don't fuck with russia...

  • fucking noob you fucking up with russia!!!

  • dude the vdv and spetznas could kick the shit outta the us marines and what not

  • lol this is so retarded only teen american kid could do this lol

  • the translation must be true because russians are realy the best in drinking vodka

  • Oh my god this is hilariously racist!

  • @1195Sid thats not funny

  • fucking bullshit!!!!!

  • I literally "crapped my pants" when I read that first line! XD

    damn... chechnya's really getting desperate trying to boost morale these days...

  • this guy is mad because us russians are better then him :) for the motherland comrades!!!

  • the translations are obviously bullshit but its damn funny!

  • cool

  • That was funny.

  • haha good joke

  • So this is what the Cash Cab guy did before he got his show

  • HEY GUYS!! ITS FAKE!!! he said "blue berets" but the berets are light blue!! expect that fault it was a very good fake, if i didnt analysed it more i would have not seen it is a fake!!

  • They can't hav gotten many recruits with taht advert! LOL!

  • is this translation right??????! wtf u russians doing?

  • @triade234 it isnt right !! the idiot who made that video is an nazi !!! and rasist !!!

  • @TheUnnoetigTv Did he say he wants to massacre all Russians? Did he say he wants them lined up against a wall and shot? No. Therefor, he isn't racist or a Nazi, he's only stereotypical.

  • THE GUY WHO TRANSLATED THIS IS AN ASSHOLE!!!

  • what a bullshit translation!!! made me so pissed that ive broke a bottle with my head!!

  • hahahahahah russian long live

  • Yrod.. kto video sdelal!!!!

  • YRod! actor

  • Putin is probably pissed at who ever made this video

  • The "translation" is bullshit. Just bullshit.

  • Is that the real translation cause if it is thats basicly flipping off the world

  • oh yes, very good translation NICE SONG!

  • You mad Russia?

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  • @latinluigi He did not translate it, he just put his own bullshit.

  • HATERS GONNA HATE this song w/ translation is very good!

  • @5149111 direct insult to russian military

  • any number u press ull see that russian face

  • прлнаьд! аоллерлгпатвоо гшрвы цкыар! ешулыоа! ву пьфьф ыгчь! рз ыг ф вгсд ешав ымиоас ььрв!

  • is there an actual translation? i kinda want to know what he says....

  • @LaUgHiNgPuLsArS no its not. The translation is bullshit

  • Мой Бог глупо переводчики имеют недостаток re4spect для подлинного русского! Мои железные кулаки из Санкт-Петербурга!

  • this is makeing fun of russia i will stock you and Keel you fagit

  • this is a bitch

  • A Chechnyian probablly translated this...

  • You can't translate it...It wrong words!

  • @Olimp2012 Captian obvious, he'll be here all day!

  • @Olimp2012 No shit?

  • Russia Forever!!!

  • damnit and here I thought it was an actual translation, well maybe the "We are invincible by drinking vodka" should have tipped me off considering there was no mention of vodka in the song. I really want to know what he's saying lol

  • Hahaha, russians butthurt, russians butthurt everywhere.

  • relax it's just a goddamn parody no need to be patriotic or something -_-

  • what a rasist pice of shit made this ?

  • its a parody video folks....calm down

  • И КСТАТИ, ЭТО СОВСЕМ ПРОВАКАЦИОННЫЙ И НЕПРАВИЛЬНЫЙ ПЕЕВОД )

  • все равно мы ва всех европейцеув удавим !

  • я знаю, что я хочу фунт лицо и сделать его повторно сделать песню, а Россия ОПС спецификации стоят упаковки Россия пулеметов(in english:i know i want pound his face in and make him redo the song while russian spec ops stand there packing russian machine guns.)

  • Russia really sucks.