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  • best series ever

  • lol my name is jack and im am the real sg1 oh i love ST shows as kid ass wipe can you say CMH son bring the cia thay cant handle a camp of ragheads now bring my COFFEE now boy!

  • The Irony behind this clip is in the Star Trek original series episode from season 1 "Tomorrow is yesterday" James T Kirk is being interrogated by the US Air Force when caught trying to steal film footage taken of the Enterprise when it goes back in time to the 1960s. Kirk gives similar answers as Col Jack in SG1

  • @Sarasdad91 haha you're right.

  • Man this is classic and so funny

  • it pays at times like that to know your TV and movies

  • zatnicatel

  • @wayneski1290 Zat'nik'tel or zatgun for short : )

  • The labels of the vid dont make sense. Its hard to find yet its worth the effort of looking this up.

  • @Superiorer yes it makes perfect sense when you already have seen this episode.

  • @liquidus2172 How is this episode about the tokra, goa'uld, apophis, anubis and ra? And it doesnt involve an alkash either. I havent seen this episode in years but I am pretty sure it involves the stargate, a solarflare, 1969 and its all on earth. Thanks for the video!

  • @carven2004eca i uploaded it for StarGate SG-1 fans : )

  • @carven2004eca if this is really "crap", then I must ask you, why do you watch such "crap"? Are you an asshole ???

  • @SpaceCowboy641 How was I supposed to know it was crap unless I watched it.

  • bfrhahahahaha!

    

  • "It's hard to say.."

    "Some sort of state secret?"

    "No....just difficult to pronounce..."

    absolute quality :)

  • If he is skywalker i'm ashoka tano......

  • 9 people do not understand RDA's humor.

  • My name's Dynamite, Nappolean Dynamite.

  • 9 people aren't Luke Skywalker

  • he is major robert fartnberg or farnsworth or what? 0.O

  • @steffankaizer it's "Robert Thornbird"

  • Where is the one where they say "Olo, Hans, Olo"

  • @Perion Daniel says that

  • @CoRNH0LI0 Thought so, but do you know any clips of it on here? or at least the episode name?

  • @Perion "Prometheus Unbound" season 8 episode 12 : )

  • @liquidus2172 thx

  • MY NAME IS MISSUS NESBIT!

  • this video...will always make me laugh...whether its tomorrow or 20 years from now...i will always laugh at this XD

  • Bond...James Bond

  • i love this man genius

  • "Your American accent is very impressive Mr Kirk"

    i love that

  • 1969 ftw

  • hah o neil is awesome and the actor is just perfect in this

  • My name's Squarepants... Spongebob Squarepants.

  • I wonder what they did to George Lucas after he namedhis main character after an escaped soviet spy...

  • bob, can i call you bob? XD

  • "State secret? No, just difficult to pronounce." Long live Jack, being a dry ass Mofo

  • Gyan

  • "Your dogtag say otherwise."

    "They're lying!"

    lol

  • "I lied, my name's not Skywalker. It's Picard. Jean-Luc Picard."

    "But, you don't have a french accent."

    "Goddamn it..."

  • The name's Angus.........Angus McGyver.

  • @mabiniss2 he hates that name :D

  • @liquidus2172 i think he should say "iam you father,iam DARTH VADER!" xD

  • @eragon0705 I think it might be Prometheus Unbound (the first Vala episode), but it could be one from from s9 or 10, I remember a couple of occasions where Daniel posed as a Lucian Alliance member.

  • It's not Kirk...it's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.

    It's a shame I can't think of a good female reference instead of saying "My name's not Allison..."

    LOL!!! I used this clip in two different montages I made for this ep (one montage used the part where he says he's Captain James T, Kirk, the other just uses the part where he says he's Luke Skywalker). Gotta love Jack and his sense of humor!

  • I wish I could go back to 1987 and say "my name's not Sam, it's Bond, James Bond.

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  • bob can i call ya bob

    im skywalker, luke skywalker i loled

  • I could not have kept a straight face after saying my name is Skywalker... I would have laughed oh so hard.

  • One of the funniest Jack scenes in the 10 seasons...  :-)

  • O'neil : Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship enterprise

    Major : well your dog tags say otherwise

    O'neil : Well theire lying.

  • well, bob- can i call you bob?

    LOL

  • The Replicators vs. The Borg vs. The Cylons vs The Daleks vs The Cybermen FIGHT!!

  • @mabiniss2 WOW i am not the only one watching them all:D:D:D

  • @mabiniss2 WOW i am not the only one watching them all:D:D:D Thumbs up if you know every extraterrestrial from above.

  • "I'll be honest with you Bob, my name is not Kirk"

    "It's Tron... And I fight for the users!"

  • if he travels to 1978 he says "I'm Kevin Flynn"

  • "i'll be honest with you bob, my name is not kirk"

    "it's skywalker..., luke skywalker"

  • The dog tags are a lie o.o

  • ahh the cold war era paranoia and tensions at an all time high

  • There lying....

  • he is should say my name is Bond... James Bond

  • @marathon27 He said that already as macgyver.

  • @marathon27 It would be fun but it is sci-fi :) Star Trek and Star Wars match better to Stargate :)

  • :----D aww. i love jack <4 ihana.

  • SG1 FTW

  • Captain James T. Kirk xDDDD

  • "it's Skywalker.....Luke Skywalker" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahahah this kind of humor is what stargate universe is missing

  • @Hardboi01 that is true YONG is not funny he is to dry that is what is going to kill the the show.... we need jack back

  • if i ever meet aliens i'll do that, except i'll say i'm yoda

  • Kind of a scripting error later in the series I guess, because in season 5 Jack claims he has never watched Star Wars, yet he makes a reference to it back in season 2.

  • @Zeukran Im sure even people who havent watched it know that name lol

  • @Zeukran i have never watched star wars but i know the name(heard it said a few times)

  • YOUR NAME IS MACGYVER!!!

  • @ArkGrave It wasn't MacGyver, it was McGowen........ or no?!

  • @Hannelle007 Rick played a character called Macgyver before SG1 started...

  • @thatguywithnoname MacGyver was the most awesome tv show back in the 80's.

  • @liquidus2172 Yeah TV today is rubbish. The 80s were brilliant. Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, MAD, protests, george bush, jimmy carter,

  • oh funny moment ! i love stargate sg1 !

  • fun fact star wars was not even around in 1969 so he would probably not even get it lol

  • @Wingzero5555 That was the idea from the very beginning, Mr Smart...

  • 'Hard to say'

    - 'Some sort of state secret?'

    'No, just difficult to pronounce'

    :D

  • je to zvláštní,protože v díle 5:3 Povznesení tvrdí,že ještě Star Wars neviděl =D

    tak jak může znát Luka Skywalkera ???

  • I wish I could pull a McFly and go back to 1865 and say my name was Eastwood, Clint Eastwood.

  • @spamerman it was 1885 in the third movie.

  • @liquidus2172

    Yeah, I think in the first one he was Calvin Klein.

  • @phoenixweary yeah that's right.

  • @spamerman With a .44Magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world, wich blows your head of clean

  • LOL Hell yeah! But I like my .357

  • a colt peacemaker will be sufficient at that time.

  • @F4Wildcat

    Fuck that, colt peacemaker. Classic pull back action before every shot. Drop your glass, empty 6 rounds into a thug, then catch it right before it hits the ground.

  • @spamerman

    LOL, Fuck best comment ever on youtube man. I wish the same.

  • @spamerman XD i liked it better when he was Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan.

  • @spamerman its 1885 not 1865

  • lol this was so funny. he hasnt heard of Kirk haha

  • Because it's set in 1969, where Kirk hasn't been created yet xD

  • Kirk was created in 1966

  • This is the most amazing episode--I've seen all ten seasons, and I come back to this one over and over again XD

  • what about " Window of Opportunity " ?

  • Meh. It's funny the first few times, but I love the idea of time travel.

  • when Teal'c and O'neill play golf through the Stargate.

    Hammond : colonel O'neill what the hell are you doing?

    O'neill : I'm in the middle of my back swing!

    that was hilarious.

  • True. 200 was a great episode as well..."I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitable explode."

  • I lovvv O'neill!! :D

  • That's a classic Oniell moment... I miss him being a colonel...

  • o'neill is fricken awsome

  • funny shit

  • zatnecratel is not that hard to pronounce LOL

  • You mean Zat'nik'atel? xD

  • yeah apparently HAHA

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  • "Well, it's hard to say."

    "Some sort of state secret...."

    "No, just difficult to pronounce."

    That's Jack how we know and love him XD

  • @Suthek zatnikel yeah its difficult to say xd

    wheat have I wright it right xd

  • man this would've been even more hilarious if he used the name

    "Macgyver"

    I would die laughing my ass of

  • LOL

    "What if nothing is what we were trying to achieve"

  • 1969 forever

  • i don't remember this ep... i must be losing my sg1 mojo! must rewatch early eps!

  • LOL I remember this SG1 FOR LIEF!!

  • Man this is one of the funniest episodes for me. I almost died laughing when he said his name was Captain Kirk. The skywalker thing was even more unexpected. But i find it hard to believe that Hammond didnt get reassigned in over 40 years.

    STARGATE 4 EVER!!!!!!

  • I tried to watch this episode while stuck on the couch post wisdom teeth removal... I had to turn it off. Smiling was painful, to say nothing of laughing.

  • it's interesting that, since Star Trek: TOS aired from 1966-1969, none of the people in Cheyenne Mt have heard of Kirk, or the Enterprise. Since Jack and the rest went back in TIME, not to a different reality, the military should've known about Star Trek. Star Wars, however, didn't come out until 1977.

    Just an observation.

  • yes there are a lot of people that don't watch tv because it's a waste of time : )

  • And another observation, but of series, not reality, is that, at the time, Jack hadn't watched Star Wars. Only few seasons later, with Teal'c and Carter.

  • Not really. Star Trek wasn't particularly popular when it first came out.

    The fact that this one man interviewing him didn't know who he was isn't particularly strange.

  • "They're lying..."

    LOOOOL!!! =D

  • O'Neil 4ever

  • lol, thats great! :D

  • I almost died laughing when he said his name was Ct. James T. Kirk lololololololol

  • @iceblonde I reacted the same way when Daniel said his  name was Olo, Hans Olo

  • @mothafraker he got it all wrong lol

  • i am captain james t. kirk of the starship enterprise.

    your dog tags say other whys

    their lying

  • O'Neill: Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship Enterprise.

    Thornbird: And your dog tags say otherwise.

    O'Neill: They're lying.

  • note: James t kirk was on the original star trek it was cancelled in 1969

  • Yeah, but the show was pretty obscure back then. In 1969 it was on NBC at 10 PM on Saturday, aka the death slot.

  • so many people watched the original startrek yet it got cancelled but the most watched was the next generation

  • wanna see bob's face later in 1977 ;]

  • how is the orignal name difficult 2 pronouce, zatnicatel, if thats how u spell it, not hard 2 say, then again, i've watched the episode many times when Teal'c says it

  • lol i can't pronounce half the stuff they have in that show

  • Lol, STARGATE SG-1 RULES

  • and if u still can't pronounce it u can do it O'Neills way and just say Zatguns

  • or just zats

  • Yeah, the O'Neill way is so much better, it just sounds cool insted of the zatnicatel....but still, that is a wicked name for a weapon..i still call it a Zat....and Teal'c is Jaffacake

  • "Well it's hard to say..." "Some sort of state secret?" "noo...just difficult to pronnounce." XD O'niell Ftw!

  • LOL Captain James T Kirk

  • Lol O'Neil is awesome!... But we all know his real name's Macgyver!

  • LOL!! this is so funny i just saw that episode on tv it is so good!!

  • LMAO..."They're lying..."

  • LAMO! WOW Love SG-1 Jack Is Frickin Hilarious!!! LoL!!!!

  • LOL. Very funny. I always love the smart ass's on these shows. they always make things interesting.

  • they were sent back to the year 1963 right?

  • 1969

  • 69*

  • Right is 1969.

  • I want to see the whole episode,

    help PLZ!

  • Luke i am your Father! lol

  • I am you father's, causin's, bother's, nephew's, friend's, former room mate

  • can i call you bob??? love it!!!

  • lolz, i love how he says "They're Lying"

  • Everything the dog tags tell you is a lie! Remember that.

    Now listen carefully Norman, I'm lying.

  • I instantly believe....I think

  • oh well it's hard to say ..

    some kind of state secret ?

    oh no .. just difficult to pronounse

    hahahahaha xdxdxdxd

  • He really is the Kirk of Stargate.

  • Only you don't see as many "Red Shirts" die in this series.

  • Partly because of the lack of red shirts, but mostly because of the lack of expensible officers. lol. still love both shows

  • @howdie12d Only doctors.

  • @howdie12d And Daniel dies so many times red shirts aren't necessary.

  • LOL! My name is Captain James T Kirk. I freakin' love it!!!!

  • My name is captain James T kirk.. The Starship Enterprice ;P;P;P

    Your sign name says othervise.

    LOLZ

  • they're lying !!

  • I LOLed at that hahahaahahaha.

  • it's dog tags tard not sign name

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  • yes but major thorn didn't say "sign name" he said "Dog tags" and that's what they call the little metal plate id that soldier curry.

  • It's hard to say. State secret? No, just difficult to pronounce. ROFL!

  • Zat'ni'katel