lol my name is jack and im am the real sg1 oh i love ST shows as kid ass wipe can you say CMH son bring the cia thay cant handle a camp of ragheads now bring my COFFEE now boy!
The Irony behind this clip is in the Star Trek original series episode from season 1 "Tomorrow is yesterday" James T Kirk is being interrogated by the US Air Force when caught trying to steal film footage taken of the Enterprise when it goes back in time to the 1960s. Kirk gives similar answers as Col Jack in SG1
@liquidus2172 How is this episode about the tokra, goa'uld, apophis, anubis and ra? And it doesnt involve an alkash either. I havent seen this episode in years but I am pretty sure it involves the stargate, a solarflare, 1969 and its all on earth. Thanks for the video!
@eragon0705 I think it might be Prometheus Unbound (the first Vala episode), but it could be one from from s9 or 10, I remember a couple of occasions where Daniel posed as a Lucian Alliance member.
It's a shame I can't think of a good female reference instead of saying "My name's not Allison..."
LOL!!! I used this clip in two different montages I made for this ep (one montage used the part where he says he's Captain James T, Kirk, the other just uses the part where he says he's Luke Skywalker). Gotta love Jack and his sense of humor!
Kind of a scripting error later in the series I guess, because in season 5 Jack claims he has never watched Star Wars, yet he makes a reference to it back in season 2.
Fuck that, colt peacemaker. Classic pull back action before every shot. Drop your glass, empty 6 rounds into a thug, then catch it right before it hits the ground.
Man this is one of the funniest episodes for me. I almost died laughing when he said his name was Captain Kirk. The skywalker thing was even more unexpected. But i find it hard to believe that Hammond didnt get reassigned in over 40 years.
I tried to watch this episode while stuck on the couch post wisdom teeth removal... I had to turn it off. Smiling was painful, to say nothing of laughing.
it's interesting that, since Star Trek: TOS aired from 1966-1969, none of the people in Cheyenne Mt have heard of Kirk, or the Enterprise. Since Jack and the rest went back in TIME, not to a different reality, the military should've known about Star Trek. Star Wars, however, didn't come out until 1977.
And another observation, but of series, not reality, is that, at the time, Jack hadn't watched Star Wars. Only few seasons later, with Teal'c and Carter.
how is the orignal name difficult 2 pronouce, zatnicatel, if thats how u spell it, not hard 2 say, then again, i've watched the episode many times when Teal'c says it
Yeah, the O'Neill way is so much better, it just sounds cool insted of the zatnicatel....but still, that is a wicked name for a weapon..i still call it a Zat....and Teal'c is Jaffacake
best series ever
HitokageProduction 1 month ago
lol my name is jack and im am the real sg1 oh i love ST shows as kid ass wipe can you say CMH son bring the cia thay cant handle a camp of ragheads now bring my COFFEE now boy!
scouttroop291 1 month ago
The Irony behind this clip is in the Star Trek original series episode from season 1 "Tomorrow is yesterday" James T Kirk is being interrogated by the US Air Force when caught trying to steal film footage taken of the Enterprise when it goes back in time to the 1960s. Kirk gives similar answers as Col Jack in SG1
Sarasdad91 2 months ago 5
@Sarasdad91 haha you're right.
liquidus2172 2 months ago
Man this is classic and so funny
chiefnut48 2 months ago
it pays at times like that to know your TV and movies
Mermaidgirl1997 3 months ago
zatnicatel
wayneski1290 4 months ago
@wayneski1290 Zat'nik'tel or zatgun for short : )
liquidus2172 4 months ago 5
The labels of the vid dont make sense. Its hard to find yet its worth the effort of looking this up.
Superiorer 4 months ago
@Superiorer yes it makes perfect sense when you already have seen this episode.
liquidus2172 4 months ago
@liquidus2172 How is this episode about the tokra, goa'uld, apophis, anubis and ra? And it doesnt involve an alkash either. I havent seen this episode in years but I am pretty sure it involves the stargate, a solarflare, 1969 and its all on earth. Thanks for the video!
Superiorer 4 months ago
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@liquidus2172 That was so fucken gay. Why the fuck did you upload this crap.
carven2004eca 4 months ago
@carven2004eca i uploaded it for StarGate SG-1 fans : )
liquidus2172 4 months ago 7
@carven2004eca if this is really "crap", then I must ask you, why do you watch such "crap"? Are you an asshole ???
SpaceCowboy641 3 weeks ago
@SpaceCowboy641 How was I supposed to know it was crap unless I watched it.
carven2004eca 3 weeks ago
bfrhahahahaha!
legonub 4 months ago
"It's hard to say.."
"Some sort of state secret?"
"No....just difficult to pronounce..."
absolute quality :)
UrgentementeUK 5 months ago 6
If he is skywalker i'm ashoka tano......
ColonelFleet 5 months ago
9 people do not understand RDA's humor.
Swordman939 5 months ago 7
My name's Dynamite, Nappolean Dynamite.
samysasy419 6 months ago
9 people aren't Luke Skywalker
Phoenix1Leader 6 months ago
he is major robert fartnberg or farnsworth or what? 0.O
steffankaizer 6 months ago
@steffankaizer it's "Robert Thornbird"
liquidus2172 6 months ago 5
Where is the one where they say "Olo, Hans, Olo"
Perion 6 months ago 7
@Perion Daniel says that
CoRNH0LI0 6 months ago
@CoRNH0LI0 Thought so, but do you know any clips of it on here? or at least the episode name?
Perion 6 months ago
@Perion "Prometheus Unbound" season 8 episode 12 : )
liquidus2172 6 months ago 5
@liquidus2172 thx
Perion 6 months ago
MY NAME IS MISSUS NESBIT!
fudgy0kra 6 months ago
this video...will always make me laugh...whether its tomorrow or 20 years from now...i will always laugh at this XD
kittypetwarrior163 7 months ago
Bond...James Bond
lb251000 7 months ago
i love this man genius
LadyCamus 7 months ago
"Your American accent is very impressive Mr Kirk"
i love that
plateswallowingbird 7 months ago 3
1969 ftw
ramayton 7 months ago
hah o neil is awesome and the actor is just perfect in this
strass59 7 months ago 2
My name's Squarepants... Spongebob Squarepants.
inubaka13 7 months ago
I wonder what they did to George Lucas after he namedhis main character after an escaped soviet spy...
TESfan123 7 months ago 2
bob, can i call you bob? XD
SissyAngel 8 months ago
"State secret? No, just difficult to pronounce." Long live Jack, being a dry ass Mofo
toverkleet 8 months ago 33
Gyan
KeanuReeves117 8 months ago
"Your dogtag say otherwise."
"They're lying!"
lol
Shantari 8 months ago 10
"I lied, my name's not Skywalker. It's Picard. Jean-Luc Picard."
"But, you don't have a french accent."
"Goddamn it..."
killguta 9 months ago 9
The name's Angus.........Angus McGyver.
mabiniss2 9 months ago 72
@mabiniss2 he hates that name :D
liquidus2172 6 months ago
@liquidus2172 i think he should say "iam you father,iam DARTH VADER!" xD
eragon0705 6 months ago
@eragon0705 I think it might be Prometheus Unbound (the first Vala episode), but it could be one from from s9 or 10, I remember a couple of occasions where Daniel posed as a Lucian Alliance member.
LostSoul1701 6 months ago
It's not Kirk...it's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
It's a shame I can't think of a good female reference instead of saying "My name's not Allison..."
LOL!!! I used this clip in two different montages I made for this ep (one montage used the part where he says he's Captain James T, Kirk, the other just uses the part where he says he's Luke Skywalker). Gotta love Jack and his sense of humor!
AllisonTheSNLGuru 9 months ago
I wish I could go back to 1987 and say "my name's not Sam, it's Bond, James Bond.
samuell001able 9 months ago
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samuell001able 9 months ago
bob can i call ya bob
im skywalker, luke skywalker i loled
holdenthedestroyer 9 months ago
I could not have kept a straight face after saying my name is Skywalker... I would have laughed oh so hard.
LittleEverflow 9 months ago 3
One of the funniest Jack scenes in the 10 seasons... :-)
danielgrantnewton 9 months ago
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O'neil : Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship enterprise
Major : well your dog tags say otherwise
O'neil : Well theire lying...
masterbenjamin 10 months ago
O'neil : Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship enterprise
Major : well your dog tags say otherwise
O'neil : Well theire lying.
masterbenjamin 10 months ago 2
well, bob- can i call you bob?
LOL
MissGlindaGirl 10 months ago 3
The Replicators vs. The Borg vs. The Cylons vs The Daleks vs The Cybermen FIGHT!!
mabiniss2 10 months ago 6
@mabiniss2 WOW i am not the only one watching them all:D:D:D
kamos105 9 months ago
@mabiniss2 WOW i am not the only one watching them all:D:D:D Thumbs up if you know every extraterrestrial from above.
kamos105 9 months ago
"I'll be honest with you Bob, my name is not Kirk"
"It's Tron... And I fight for the users!"
VerifyVolatile 10 months ago
if he travels to 1978 he says "I'm Kevin Flynn"
HIPERMEGAMUNDOCOMPU 10 months ago
"i'll be honest with you bob, my name is not kirk"
"it's skywalker..., luke skywalker"
AxeTrophy 10 months ago 4
The dog tags are a lie o.o
BrightFlashOfLight 11 months ago
ahh the cold war era paranoia and tensions at an all time high
eaglemike1515 1 year ago
There lying....
marineooo5 1 year ago
he is should say my name is Bond... James Bond
marathon27 1 year ago
@marathon27 He said that already as macgyver.
katelynnsmom24 1 year ago 2
@marathon27 It would be fun but it is sci-fi :) Star Trek and Star Wars match better to Stargate :)
KoD997 11 months ago
:----D aww. i love jack <4 ihana.
Sother3 1 year ago
SG1 FTW
bladedude12345 1 year ago 2
Captain James T. Kirk xDDDD
CaptainHessi 1 year ago
"it's Skywalker.....Luke Skywalker" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheBillieJean1234 1 year ago 4
hahahahah this kind of humor is what stargate universe is missing
Hardboi01 1 year ago 3
@Hardboi01 that is true YONG is not funny he is to dry that is what is going to kill the the show.... we need jack back
flip4dolphins101 1 year ago
if i ever meet aliens i'll do that, except i'll say i'm yoda
doctorwhom1 1 year ago
Kind of a scripting error later in the series I guess, because in season 5 Jack claims he has never watched Star Wars, yet he makes a reference to it back in season 2.
Zeukran 1 year ago
@Zeukran Im sure even people who havent watched it know that name lol
AirsoftSteveCope 1 year ago
@Zeukran i have never watched star wars but i know the name(heard it said a few times)
pluto010 1 year ago
YOUR NAME IS MACGYVER!!!
ArkGrave 1 year ago
@ArkGrave It wasn't MacGyver, it was McGowen........ or no?!
Hannelle007 1 year ago
@Hannelle007 Rick played a character called Macgyver before SG1 started...
thatguywithnoname 1 year ago 3
@thatguywithnoname MacGyver was the most awesome tv show back in the 80's.
liquidus2172 1 year ago 5
@liquidus2172 Yeah TV today is rubbish. The 80s were brilliant. Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, MAD, protests, george bush, jimmy carter,
sargcullen1 1 year ago
oh funny moment ! i love stargate sg1 !
Rebeccamoviestar1 1 year ago
fun fact star wars was not even around in 1969 so he would probably not even get it lol
Wingzero5555 1 year ago
@Wingzero5555 That was the idea from the very beginning, Mr Smart...
SteinbrecherBack 1 year ago
'Hard to say'
- 'Some sort of state secret?'
'No, just difficult to pronounce'
:D
Hewkll 1 year ago 8
je to zvláštní,protože v díle 5:3 Povznesení tvrdí,že ještě Star Wars neviděl =D
tak jak může znát Luka Skywalkera ???
SDPpaja 2 years ago
I wish I could pull a McFly and go back to 1865 and say my name was Eastwood, Clint Eastwood.
spamerman 2 years ago 109
@spamerman it was 1885 in the third movie.
liquidus2172 2 years ago 8
@liquidus2172
Yeah, I think in the first one he was Calvin Klein.
phoenixweary 1 year ago
@phoenixweary yeah that's right.
liquidus2172 1 year ago
@spamerman With a .44Magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world, wich blows your head of clean
F4Wildcat 2 years ago 5
LOL Hell yeah! But I like my .357
spamerman 2 years ago
a colt peacemaker will be sufficient at that time.
liquidus2172 2 years ago
@F4Wildcat
Fuck that, colt peacemaker. Classic pull back action before every shot. Drop your glass, empty 6 rounds into a thug, then catch it right before it hits the ground.
mrgrazzt 2 years ago
@spamerman
LOL, Fuck best comment ever on youtube man. I wish the same.
mrgrazzt 2 years ago
@spamerman XD i liked it better when he was Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan.
manamewuzstoled 1 year ago 2
@spamerman its 1885 not 1865
stargate375 6 months ago
lol this was so funny. he hasnt heard of Kirk haha
jaden2000sg1 2 years ago
Because it's set in 1969, where Kirk hasn't been created yet xD
Pascey 2 years ago
Kirk was created in 1966
jaden2000sg1 2 years ago 2
This is the most amazing episode--I've seen all ten seasons, and I come back to this one over and over again XD
pratchettfan359 2 years ago
what about " Window of Opportunity " ?
liquidus2172 2 years ago
Meh. It's funny the first few times, but I love the idea of time travel.
pratchettfan359 2 years ago 4
when Teal'c and O'neill play golf through the Stargate.
Hammond : colonel O'neill what the hell are you doing?
O'neill : I'm in the middle of my back swing!
that was hilarious.
liquidus2172 2 years ago 9
True. 200 was a great episode as well..."I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitable explode."
pratchettfan359 2 years ago 2
I lovvv O'neill!! :D
Faelivrin12 2 years ago
That's a classic Oniell moment... I miss him being a colonel...
StargateSG1Rules 2 years ago 7
o'neill is fricken awsome
scar489 2 years ago 6
funny shit
dylanakoa 2 years ago
zatnecratel is not that hard to pronounce LOL
chuckiej 2 years ago
You mean Zat'nik'atel? xD
StargateG33k 2 years ago 4
yeah apparently HAHA
chuckiej 2 years ago
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StargateG33k 2 years ago
"Well, it's hard to say."
"Some sort of state secret...."
"No, just difficult to pronounce."
That's Jack how we know and love him XD
Suthek 2 years ago 9
@Suthek zatnikel yeah its difficult to say xd
wheat have I wright it right xd
thom19932 2 years ago
man this would've been even more hilarious if he used the name
"Macgyver"
I would die laughing my ass of
ArkGrave 2 years ago 10
LOL
"What if nothing is what we were trying to achieve"
Draevan13 2 years ago 3
1969 forever
DarthCaedus1990 2 years ago
i don't remember this ep... i must be losing my sg1 mojo! must rewatch early eps!
petitpois2007 2 years ago
LOL I remember this SG1 FOR LIEF!!
gobldegook1 2 years ago 4
Man this is one of the funniest episodes for me. I almost died laughing when he said his name was Captain Kirk. The skywalker thing was even more unexpected. But i find it hard to believe that Hammond didnt get reassigned in over 40 years.
STARGATE 4 EVER!!!!!!
Jaden9800 2 years ago 2
I tried to watch this episode while stuck on the couch post wisdom teeth removal... I had to turn it off. Smiling was painful, to say nothing of laughing.
TrialVersionFims 2 years ago
it's interesting that, since Star Trek: TOS aired from 1966-1969, none of the people in Cheyenne Mt have heard of Kirk, or the Enterprise. Since Jack and the rest went back in TIME, not to a different reality, the military should've known about Star Trek. Star Wars, however, didn't come out until 1977.
Just an observation.
Krysstinia 2 years ago
yes there are a lot of people that don't watch tv because it's a waste of time : )
liquidus2172 2 years ago
And another observation, but of series, not reality, is that, at the time, Jack hadn't watched Star Wars. Only few seasons later, with Teal'c and Carter.
mantas1111000 2 years ago
Not really. Star Trek wasn't particularly popular when it first came out.
The fact that this one man interviewing him didn't know who he was isn't particularly strange.
ineedascreennames 2 years ago
"They're lying..."
LOOOOL!!! =D
betthisnottaken 2 years ago 9
O'Neil 4ever
tchlubna 2 years ago 5
lol, thats great! :D
captaincoolness55 2 years ago
I almost died laughing when he said his name was Ct. James T. Kirk lololololololol
iceblonde 2 years ago 82
@iceblonde I reacted the same way when Daniel said his name was Olo, Hans Olo
mothafraker 11 months ago 2
@mothafraker he got it all wrong lol
liquidus2172 11 months ago
i am captain james t. kirk of the starship enterprise.
your dog tags say other whys
their lying
dragonhatcher12 2 years ago
O'Neill: Captain James T. Kirk, of the starship Enterprise.
Thornbird: And your dog tags say otherwise.
O'Neill: They're lying.
liquidus2172 2 years ago
note: James t kirk was on the original star trek it was cancelled in 1969
spock431 2 years ago
Yeah, but the show was pretty obscure back then. In 1969 it was on NBC at 10 PM on Saturday, aka the death slot.
jsonitsac 2 years ago
so many people watched the original startrek yet it got cancelled but the most watched was the next generation
left4deadzombiessss 2 years ago
wanna see bob's face later in 1977 ;]
lllBASlll 2 years ago 4
how is the orignal name difficult 2 pronouce, zatnicatel, if thats how u spell it, not hard 2 say, then again, i've watched the episode many times when Teal'c says it
ReddieForeverXOXOXO 2 years ago
lol i can't pronounce half the stuff they have in that show
critic659 2 years ago 4
Lol, STARGATE SG-1 RULES
ReddieForeverXOXOXO 2 years ago 9
and if u still can't pronounce it u can do it O'Neills way and just say Zatguns
rosenrotNL 2 years ago
or just zats
SgtdawnFTW9000 2 years ago 3
Yeah, the O'Neill way is so much better, it just sounds cool insted of the zatnicatel....but still, that is a wicked name for a weapon..i still call it a Zat....and Teal'c is Jaffacake
ReddieForeverXOXOXO 2 years ago
"Well it's hard to say..." "Some sort of state secret?" "noo...just difficult to pronnounce." XD O'niell Ftw!
EiaChan 2 years ago 9
LOL Captain James T Kirk
Darth305 2 years ago
Lol O'Neil is awesome!... But we all know his real name's Macgyver!
Atlantisrulez 2 years ago 8
LOL!! this is so funny i just saw that episode on tv it is so good!!
benkku10 2 years ago
LMAO..."They're lying..."
FMPolson 2 years ago 2
LAMO! WOW Love SG-1 Jack Is Frickin Hilarious!!! LoL!!!!
WoWGek21 2 years ago 3
LOL. Very funny. I always love the smart ass's on these shows. they always make things interesting.
teenwitchlovergirl 2 years ago 2
they were sent back to the year 1963 right?
IlidianStormrage 2 years ago
1969
Jagodamusa 2 years ago 2
69*
JediRevan 2 years ago
Right is 1969.
Hannelle007 2 years ago
I want to see the whole episode,
help PLZ!
SkyboxMonster 2 years ago
Luke i am your Father! lol
DaraJonas 2 years ago
I am you father's, causin's, bother's, nephew's, friend's, former room mate
ob1benji1 2 years ago 2
can i call you bob??? love it!!!
Kelon123 2 years ago 2
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omg he's awesome
starwarped 2 years ago
lolz, i love how he says "They're Lying"
lordolemons 2 years ago 4
Everything the dog tags tell you is a lie! Remember that.
Now listen carefully Norman, I'm lying.
Grykus7 2 years ago
I instantly believe....I think
ob1benji1 2 years ago
oh well it's hard to say ..
some kind of state secret ?
oh no .. just difficult to pronounse
hahahahaha xdxdxdxd
unu2 2 years ago 5
He really is the Kirk of Stargate.
ob1benji1 2 years ago 3
Only you don't see as many "Red Shirts" die in this series.
howdie12d 2 years ago 3
Partly because of the lack of red shirts, but mostly because of the lack of expensible officers. lol. still love both shows
ob1benji1 2 years ago
@howdie12d Only doctors.
TheGameFilmGuruMan 1 year ago
@howdie12d And Daniel dies so many times red shirts aren't necessary.
TheGameFilmGuruMan 1 year ago 5
LOL! My name is Captain James T Kirk. I freakin' love it!!!!
tostngTREKY 2 years ago
My name is captain James T kirk.. The Starship Enterprice ;P;P;P
Your sign name says othervise.
LOLZ
fetsen1 2 years ago 2
they're lying !!
liquidus2172 2 years ago
I LOLed at that hahahaahahaha.
missmaaandy 2 years ago
it's dog tags tard not sign name
stargategirl38 2 years ago
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fetsen1 2 years ago
yes but major thorn didn't say "sign name" he said "Dog tags" and that's what they call the little metal plate id that soldier curry.
liquidus2172 2 years ago
It's hard to say. State secret? No, just difficult to pronounce. ROFL!
MarcusTheAbsolute 2 years ago 27
Zat'ni'katel
theCamelCase 2 years ago 2