spoof somerfield supermarket advert

[NV2K9]

a work here :D. nice spoof

[CharmingLordSausage]

James, the Duty Manager at the Eyres Monsell store is cocky wanker. The rest of the staff at the store are po faced zombies.

[tattoo4175]

Cant wait to get out. Ours shuts soon, co-op have killed it, can't organise shit

[winterXphoenix]

hahaha! thats a saturday night for us guys XD

[BigBrentHalligan]

0:20

I hate facing-up with a passion!!

[captinslow09]

i live 100 meters from somerfield all you ever hear is the alarm

[SergeantDuggan]

I work in a store too, we work so hard but we have to put up with all sorts. The other day some woman tried to pay me with a REALLY old £20 note (with Michael Faraday on the back), when I refused it she tried to make out she got it from the bank and it was 'still legal tender' (yeah right, they went out 8 years ago)! Either she was thick or she was a con artist. We get people like that all the time, I can understand why someone would make a video like this.

[gemzeh3]

lol i work in somerfield lmao XD

[rushilrb]

Rubbish that is an offence youtube must ban u

[strongbowblade]

i wouldnt reccomend doing this, i nearly got sacked 2day cos of a vid way less bad than this. the regional and store managers look for vids like these and if they recognise u, ur in trouble..still funny though

[tomEGGRAVE]

We do shit like this at our store.

[ediblejake]

perfect advert :)

huddles suck!

bloody peanut headed manger can't stop moaning

[iDansWorld]

Is that Raffi music? Not that I would know, of course. =]

[strongbowblade]

hahaha i work in a forecourt in sheffield but every1s to mature 2 even try that, how did u get away with it? lol and i love huddle time get paid 2 sit down doin fuck all haha

[jezzy223]

Yeah, I get no huddle time, Lmao. Ha...Pretty much the same with my Somerfield, they piss about far too much...Less work though:P x

[sesame121]

hahaha i work at the birmingham one on stratford road.. this video made me laugh SO hard.. God i wish i could do half the things you guys did during working hours lol

[eddynewum]

the guys at the somerfield by me r just like this, there fucking retards.

[aheura]

This isnt Wincanton its Crediton

[JamieBarnes11]

yeah I know someone who worked there and he showed me this

[goodatlifeyerrmint]

to aheura

Your obviously a bit of a wanker aren't you?

Go rub yr face in ***** armpits

;)

[aheura]

ooh get you

[PhilLynott1949]

I work at somerfield its bloody great fun, the bosses r the best eespically julie love her. xxx

[camtorchwood]

which one do you work for i have a superviser named julie

[agoodfryup]

hey huddle time is the best because its a paid break the longer we r in huddles the better

[the1almighty1spoon]

what the hell is huddle time, ive been working for them for a year know and havent had one yet

[iwannabethegirl]

I work at Somerfield.

It's crap. To be honest I'd bloody love to throw stuff at the customers when scanning their goods...

People should stop taking all this stuff so seriously.

I mean people (like me) who worn at Somefield need something to keep them amused during those horrible days spent looking up PLUs, rumbling, "huddle time" and facing off...

[xxmerosexx]

lmao that is wel gud lol takin the pee out of somerfeild jst 1 thing u missed its a rip off lol

[beautyfulpoonani]

ooooh yes, i love the scannin! thts wat im lyk at my lil ray of somerfield sunshine!

[beasy090]

haha brilliant

[happinesscounts]

I will not fuckoff, it's right

[randomactiongirl16]

hehehehehe this is what my store is like!!!!! Totally crap basically! But a funny, funny video and so true!

[happinesscounts]

Ur actually breaking the law by damaging the goods

[brendog360]

fuckoff

[stromboldt]

How about you fuck off brendog? You fucking wankster. This video sucks as well.

[brendog360]

no its just that i dont give a shit that they are damging goods

[stromboldt]

That is of course, unless they are yours.

[brendog360]

ya didnt have to take it so hard jesus

[grimsbybenson]

lol. I'm not sure who's the biggest loser. The guy who made the shit video, the guy with the stealing comment or the guy that tries to stick up for him. Fuck it, you're all losers.

[stromboldt]

Welcome to the club, you fucking loser.

[grimsbybenson]

LOL, I'm not wasting my time making silly videos to pass the time in my dead end job. I'm working in TV, making plenty of cash and seeing the world on an expense account. And then I go back to my flat on the beach with my lovely girlfriend. I wonder what part of that makes me a loser? But seriously, I think you should just keep doing whatever it is you're doing. You'll get to my level in 10-20 years or so.

[stromboldt]

Too bad you couldn't detect the heavy sarcasm in my posts. Anyways, a little about me. I'm a programmer, making upper six figures a year, have two homes and a lake cabin, and if things stay on schedule... should be able to retire by 40. The frequent flier miles, hotel and car points I've accumulated on my trips for "work" should come in very handy by then as well. The only reason I come onto YouTube is to rile people up. Apparently it works pretty well!

[calicocat178]

You are both so successful so why do you watch amateur videos of somerfield employees. Sumfink not quite right there. Perhaps you lie?

[nemesis21h]

lol

[aheura]

who asked for your life story? get a life

[iwannabethegirl]

eeeeveryone ;)

[greigsteak]

I work at Somerfield, and this is the kinda stuff we'd get up to as well, haha. Nice work!

[dan205]

My time working for my local Somerfield was certainly not that fun, it was shit, the pay was shit (£2.39 an hour in 1997, talk about slavery) and the boss was a complete c**t.

I was happy to see the day the place was demolished and a TK Maxx built on top.

[Applemask]

They should be rapping.

[grandmasterflashh]

i wanna work at that somerfield the boys seem funny , mines shit we r understaffed so have to do shit loads of work

[theamazingmonkeyfish]

Not ALL of them are fired, the gimp on the right still works there, the rest quit.

[martinstuartrobson]

well there all fired lol

dinomite movie lol

[gothychris666]

love it

its just like real life.

somerfield rules

[metalmoses666]

Well done on giving somerfields a good name :P

I work there atm, its the shittest thing on the planet, full of people who never stop whinging and staff who are up themselves because they're proud of working in a supermarket for 10 years etc.

This cheered me up thanks man!

[bigdan35]

LOL. True Story. I work in Somerfield and that is what we do basically! Good on you to make this vid! I'll have to make somethings and upload tbh! Good on you :D

[barford2417]

the staff at somerfields are mental

[Shadz01]

I used to work for Somerfield Halesown before it got shut down in June. This is absolutely hilarious and is true to the store, i no longer work for them so I'll say what I think XD

[skippyabbot]

how the fuck did u film all that??? u musta all got the sack haha

[natz1234]

kewl

[xxxkerzxxx]

that made me laugh i work in somerfield its crap!!

great vid xx

[mikeylarsen]

Ha ha ha!

well i dont think the staff are that bad in our store!!

[sane619]

Wat a video, the store i work in is jus like dat, and the manager is a proper full blown kiss arse

[Dunky007]

Love this vid, good to see staff can still have a laff now the people at the top seem to want to zap all the fun out of work! We got the same old crappy checkouts too haha!

[tiercelbirdy]

wow so its not just our store that has those crap ancient checkouts... those things are so old, and bloody useless D: but this made me giggle like a little girl, Im glad im not the only bored somerfield employee

[williamwicker]

lea green somerfeild is full of poles

[jonathoncreek]

i used to work for them too, rubbish. but your video is good

[theamazingmonkeyfish]

Oh James i will miss u, such fun "working" there!

[Kerouac4fan]

I worked for them for four

years. Pay packet was always

short.  You never got any

time-off-in-lieu owing you.

Staff were great!

[roflharris1]

is it just me or do a lot of these somerfield staff messing about videos end up on the news? might do it myself!

[carolann1690]

good old scummerfield strikes again!

wot a hellhole

[iskatieee]

oooh the old logo :'(

[TRIGGBOYS]

This is my local scumers store and it never has anything you want in stock.Its good to see the store being treated with the respect it deserves. And who cares if you get sacked, tesco's are opening a new store down the road so you can get jobs there and make more videos. Maybe if you got a decent wage things like this would not happen. I say keep loading up these great videos from all the stores untill the company start paying a respectable wage.Anyway keep up the outstanding work chaps.

[yawroc]

I loved the video guys! Good on you what is more disgraceful is the way workers in these stores get treated so what do you expect SOMERFIELD. Lesson number 1 never treat workers like 2nd class citizens we get our own back Peace to you boyz!

[jonboy55569]

haha jus saw this on the news

[baybiiemma]

heya..!

umm...that is all just stoopid coz today it was on the news...but i must admit it was funny but i think they should get the sack those shop keepers hehe :)

xx

[kneesh]

haha brillent guys

[owjbeer]

ha ha ha im so glad i was sick that night and couldnt work!! i love this video excellent making 'lemon'

[faliklunj]

This lot will have their own cable sitcom within the hour.

[chriscooke1985]

Looks like you may all be unemployed now!! Have fun at your new job if you can get one!!

[bombdog]

Well done guys, but its 'utmost', not 'up most'... Specially like the 'how soft are they?' bit.

[missapple22002]

i work in a supermarket, feeeelin it

[ear1grey]

Possibly the best piece of viral advertising so far this year. Kudos to the production company who must be laughing their socks off. Bandwagon slow-news-day reporting at it's best. Somerfield's finest hour.

[FrenchExile]

Someone mentioned that the BBC hasn't anything more important to report - and you've only just fucking noticed?! The Beeb is slack as shit! The "reporters" are sloppy and regularly use the likes of Youtube and Wikipedia as sources for "news" items - and we all pay for their pleasurable existence! Nice gig if you can get it.

[avinalaughmate]

busted, sadly. having worked in a supermarket i understand why people would make a video like this...

[xeriouxi]

I can't recall shopping there but I don't want to shop there if I can help it. Not because of the video content that I know, or at least hope, is fake, but because they employ people who do this kind of thing that destroys the reputation. I hope these people will mature one day as they have to learn that this is not the way to work even if you are only a temp.

[Superstring]

Somerfield has a reputation now?

[dillpickle7]

And we thought it was only our store that had fun like that! Though can't say I'm gutted to not work there anymore!

Idiotic management ruins the company. We had store managers who would treat us with no respect, then expect us to break our backs for the dogsh*t wages they paid us

Have some great videos I might have to post!

[messygit]

Well done lads! Shame you're all F I R E D !!!

[madcatmotions]

just read the BBC news website. I love videos that humiliate big corporate stores.

[ilovemyc2]

Haha, I like it! You're famous too, the BBC obviously have nothing better to report. ;D

[MNinnim]

could be funny if it wasn't true! Just like the Weymouth branch service

[kit2301]

little moor  ???

[DCFC79]

awesome vids on here, beats the fun i had when i worked a supermarket

[penuthedgehog]

Love it! But you could lose your jobs!

[jaspies]

i wont ever shop there again, as much as the video is trashy the part where they throw your food around (fruit) at the till is somewhat realistic. congradulations.

[Juzz90]

haha 'Up Most Respect' great stuff.

[garcondumonde]

That's ffff-ing brilliant!! I used to shop at bummerfields all the time and they kept on pretending to be upmarket but everyone was paid total peanuts and treated like rubbish, you could tell. Anyway, thanks for the vids - brilliant!

[lazcook]

hahah loving the pranks,I want to see some more of this, film some more destruction and crazy stuff for us to check n the news.

[kermitclein]

you guys actually made into the bbc news

congratulations!

i loved it btw :D

[williamwicker]

lol i know lads who have just been sacked from somerfeild for this type of stuff but hey its upto you guys just 1 thing to say jonnywellys rules youtube and hes a fucking legend

[castleking007]

they will be sacked soon

[higgypopuk]

Funny stuff - have you been sacked yet?

[scottbonehead]

I used to work for somerfield and totaly agree with you that they're just letting the trade pass by. they could be a decent company if they got someone with at least half a brain to run the show! the amount of stupid so called money making decisions they made during my time was unbelievable, they must have wasted millions on that stupid saver card ha ha ha!! morons. Although I did have a lot of fun fucking around like you guys do!