70s Public Information Film featuring Alvin Stardust

[wiffybiffy]

Crackers was 70' code for thick little bastards

[rojblake82]

@wiffybiffy Briony and Chloe the two girls in this PIF are very silly in billions of ways,and it is a good job Alvin Stardust is telling Chloe and Briony how to cross the road safely and sensibly.

[russ9356]

stardust is cool

[GrumpSkull]

Now listen to Alvin girls, you don't want to be run over by a type 3 volkwagen either. That just wouldn't be cool. He wants to be their coo ca choo.

[rojblake82]

@GrumpSkull Briony and Chloe are these girls, names and they need to learn to road sense asap and be alert to dangers at all times.Alvin is wise to help Chloe and Briony, to learn to cross the road safely and properly.

[haveagoodweek]

Girls take it from me.

Yeh.

[rojblake82]

@haveagoodweek Briony and Chloe are foolish girls and they do need to learn to cross therad safely.

[rojblake82]

I am naming the two girls in this ad, Chloe and Briony they are not looking before crossing the road silly girls. I am pleased Alvin Stardust is showing Briony and Chloe how to cross the road properly and safely good old Alvin ten out of ten. I would have said Alvin is a multimillionaire and has been very successful in his life. I wish I was rich with millions or billions, it would be nice to have millions or billions and not have to work ever again in my life. I would move to a better town.

[bluenoseMMX]

Didn't he just take them back to where they just bloody came from?? Thanks a bunch, Alvin!

[nottmsno1wolf]

if it was gary glitter he wouldn't have the green cross code on his mind!.

[bamberclart]

who says 'crackers' anymore?

[deadman0603]

shudnt you like not talk to strangers? especially perverted elvis lookalikes ,shouting hey at you

[BetTrubble]

as Alvin is neither an Elvis lookalike nor perverted its okay? (hey just say..

[electrogeek77]

@BetTrubble Not only is it ok, it's required!

[hearnsdaughter]

How do I keep missing this one? Classic