Star Fox One Adventure(Part 2)

[daiadawn]

As part of the 1% that actually liked this game, and I'm terribly sorry for the following, I must insist in mentioning that they are Krazoa SPIRITS god fucking dammit!! And FUCK YOU SCALES!! I wanted to fight your ass and you just stood there like a retard!! And how the hell did Krystal travel to another planet of the galaxy in a fucking Pterodactyl!? And her planet and parents?! The hell happened to them?!! /end rant. This game is filled with plot holes... but it's still one of my favorites :)

[furyberserk]

Indeed is not an answer!

[tigrex12345]

Epic! He can DIG

[Maddiox3]

Lol. Why Do You Keep Callin Them Krazoa Crystals?

[CrazedWhiteGamer]

Well... That's one way to sum up what Star Fox Adventures was in about 8 minutes

[Wolflover3561]

both parts are hilarious

[Wolflover3561]

how do you feel about having your own dramatic storyline being neglected and will never be reffered to again

indeedhahah

me: "umm they should make a game about Krystal

[tisko102]

Haha the die Krazoa part is as good as "Squish Him!!" in the thwomps movie XD

[brian2189114]

How is andross wereing that NECKlace when he doesn't even have a freakin' neck?

[FrozenWolfHowl]

DIE KRAZOA!!! XD love that part!

[TheTalin76]

"Krystal how do you feel to have neglected your own story line?"

"Indeed" ???

What kind of language problem does this person have?

Other than that I loved it

[Akatsukigirl710]

Falco: Fox, you suck. I'm better than you. You drive like a cow.

Fox: Falco...shut the hell up. *blows Falco up*

Falco: Damn you Foooooxxx....

Andross: Thanks man, he was pissing me off.

Fox: You too Andross. *Blows up Andross*

That made me laugh like an idiot for an hour.

[turbohusque]

Ha! This was pretty damned awesome! No Krystal sex jokes, but I can hang. It's like a big animated Riff on the game. Kickass.

[wyattheuser]

"damnfox! you escaped my brilliant plan, of ;eaving you alive next to a still working space ship"XD

[ww2production]

i think that it was going to be a game on its own but starfox (nentindo company) bought it to make it part of the storyline

[MockingJayish]

@ww2production Your right it was suppose to be a separate game until Nintendo made it star fox. Originally Crystal was supposed to be a 16-year-old anamorphic cat who was trained under some wizard and had magic powers or something like that.

[ww2production]

@MockingJayish  yep sounds right.

[haon7272w]

@MockingJayish the game was supposed to be called dinosaur island, but im glad they changed it

[starfoxlover100]

hiya i can dig

[Aznninjafox]

That was funny XD epicly funny

[xxxmaritan]

lol hya... i can dig

[LoneAce066]

"what do you mean!? they trapped you up there! they shattered so the planet is in peril! even though they've could have easily "go back themselves"! they blocked my path and stopped me in the line of duty many times! they are responsible for the most evil creature in the universe! So they are the villians! DIE KRAZOAS AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (later) ok now we go after Andross.

[supercat2621]

I can also shoot flames!

[buildabearsisters100]

I can dig!

[buildabearsisters100]

Die Stupid Krazoa Crystals! later

and

Falco...Shut the hell up!

these were my favorite lines

[lpsgirl7]

LOOOOL!!!!! Krystal: "we must stop the villain before it's to late!" Fox: "Your right Krystal, we can't let the villan of this adventure get away with this...DIE YOU STUPID KRAZOA KRYSTALS!!!" LMBO!!!!!!!!!!

[tigerblaze26]

Hiya! ..............Ah can dig

[EpicConkerfan]

DIE KRAZOA KRYSTALS AHHHHHH LOL BEST JOKE EVER

[EpicConkerfan]

0:24 LOL what do i get a big trex a pteradactyl lol this is awesome

[AndersonRamirez7]

If I was Krystal, at the end instead of laughing I would kick somebodies ass.

[AndersonRamirez7]

I love how he was talking to Krystal and then he was like "We can't let the villains of this adventure get away!" like some hero in a kid show, then turned around and went insane XD

[MrRTrain61]

"DIE KRAZOAS!! HA!!!!" lol

[TerminaSavior]

Ok, I just wish to say one thing...Dialouge issues for whoever made this. Even though I played this game several hundred times and know how the story plays out, I was still having difficulty following due to very poor dialouge. If I knew who made this, I would tell them to fix the dialouge. Other than that, it was very good. ^-^

[camilacachito2929]

Fox im here to help u!, Falco!!!!.....Fox u suck u drive like a co.... Falco, shut the hell up *shoot* *girl scream*, Damn u FOOOOoooo...

Andross: Thanks man.. he was pissing me off

U too andross *shoot* *scream girl*

xD!!

[BinhAzuta]

xD its crazy and funny that the Commander die himself after andross coming ^^ xD fox get crazy and punishing the Spirits xD

[Angieangel196]

Falco: Fox I'm here to help u

Fox: Falco!

Falco: Fox i'm better than uyou u drive like a cow

Fox: Falco shut the hell up - shoots-

[l4dgamer132]

falco: you suck you i'm better than you u drive like a cow

fox *shoots falco*

falco: damn you fooooooooooo

andross: thanks man he was pissing me off

[ninjassassin8]

Fox, you suck! I'm better than you! You drive like a cow.

lol gotta love falco

[Carlos328]

at 0:57 the stones face and 1:00 the stone has a full face

[MrSonic5]

YA DWIVE LIK A KOW!!!! LOLZ

[ShadowRaccoon54]

Andross: Fox, you have escaped my plan to leave you alive right next to your still working space fighter.

Me: Your the evil scientist that was banished to Venom because of your "genius" experiments and launched an attack on Corneria with your random military? Strange.

:/

[Mewtwofangirl]

it's true the sprits could've gone though the tample them selfs instead of making us carry them it so stupid fox did what i wanted him to do beat them up

[LoneAce066]

Andross: cursssseessssssssssssssss

[ericb196565]

lol hia i can dig

[bailey5533]

lol hes killing teh krazoa thingies

[lolcats1337XD]

@bailey5533 lolz there called krazoa spirit

[bailey5533]

@lolcats1337XD lol ya they are i knew that i just like calling them krazoa thingies

[LongHairFreakyPerson]

your suppose to shoot a bomb in andross's mouth...

Overexcited egoraptor: OPEN THAT SHIT UP!

[Lynetteseng123]

Done already???? Dude I like the part when fox attack andross in front of krystal heck funny

[HmmmProduuctions]

LOL @ the fact andross is a nub.

Also LOL @ Andross!!

Andross: But in Reallity I.. Errr.. Didn't.. *looks side to side* So i'll be off destroying the world! Try and Stop me! hahahahahhahaha.

Andross is a nub!

[Darkfox1239]

General Scales: I am General Scales! Behold to witness my power! *dies* xD i love that part, thumbs up if u agree

[thegreatfox3131]

FALCO:Fox im here to help you.

FOX:falco

FALCO:fox you suck im better than you you drive like a cow

FOX:falco shut the hell up(shoot)

FALCO:(scream) curese you fooooo

ANDROSS:thanks man he always gets on my nerves

FOX:you to andross(shoot)

ANDROSS:(scream) currrrrseeeees

[thegreatfox3131]

DIE KRAZOAS AHHHHH LOL

[Katethepowerfox]

that will be 400 scarabs fox;ok *foxs gives scarabs* *creepy lizard dude gets eaten*creepy lizarddude:ahh get them off me

[punx2205]

@Katethepowerfox Im tired of stupid fucks REPEATING what was in the video JUST to get thumbs up, we all know the motive, IF I WANTED TO SEE THAT PART OF THE STORY ILL JUST GO BACK TO THE VIDEO DUMBASS!!!!

[Biblad]

"fox u suk! im bettur than joo, you fly liek a cow!" lolololol!!

[kortezez]

I saw this on newground, i wanna do this, but i dont know how. If someone tells me what i need, ill make somthin like this :D

[prownzu4life]

mestarilapsi nah you first,

[prownzu4life]

NO FARE!I WANTED TO SEE THEM HAVE SEX!lol im a perverted freak

[mestarilapsi]

@prownzu4life Go f*ck yourself with a metal rod.

[victor147159]

"Leaving you alive next to a still working spaceship" XDDDDD

[HmmmProduuctions]

@victor147159 Andross: Damn Fox! You Escaped my (BRILLIANT?!?!?!) Trap of leaving you alive next to a still working spaceship! But you won't defeat me!

*five seconds Later*

Fox: You to Andross *shoots andross*

Andross: *screamz* Curseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[EnchantedMist94]

I love how this is actually, literally, what happened! Hilarious!

[SockBoxingFox]

Actually- that's a very good point about the spirits-now i want to beat them up too. lol

[WolfODonnel1]

What? Fox and Krystal don't have sex?

[elixa4]

lol the beginning was funny

[BenAranMetroidkiller]

ok, thats the second funniest thing of star fox i ever saw ;)

[superbomb101]

wtf i like it

[deastroyer565]

is there one of these for star fox assult as well?

[leaftfordead2]

i can dig

[SaviorQuest]

I don't think Falco would say you suck Fox. But Fox would say Shut the H*ll up to many people.

[livefree285]

hiya! "....." i can dig. his voice is awesome :)

[cuzimafurry99]

lol, yep thats pretty much the whole story in, what? 6 minites?

[Berenegeladurush]

Darn, Fox is right XD

You fight through half the planet and all the temple just to be tested^^

[Emowolf87]

even an indiana jones scenario too... even better.

[starfox229]

Respond to this video... This is hilarous.

[flamegirl24]

"Witness my power!" *DIES*

[DarkLink9393]

This has to be the worst Starfox game I've ever played. The worst part about it is that this might be my first Starfox game I ever played. If not, then I played the SNES game before this.

[MiscellCollections]

His brilliant trap on leaving Fox alive next to a still working ship?

Epic Fail......

[krd26]

This should be titled StarFox Adventures in a nutshell

[Mincho1994]

I can dig

xDDDDDDDDD

Ok this was completely epic

[StarFoxNerd96]

haha x]

[MysticSonic007]

AHHHH GET EM OFF ME!

XDD

0:11

[Laughah0lic]

rotfl!

[apocaly21]

i NEVER understood why you had to prove something to the Krazoa and I never understood why Scales just drop dead when I was waiting for an exciting battle of epic proportion

[Yomamma1338]

@apocaly21

Agreed. The game was a disappointment the entire way through...but at least we got Krystal. :3

[mermaid5634]

LOL! that was sooooo funny! i was laughing so hard that i fell iff my chair!

[WOLF777dude]

I find it difficult to argue with Fox's logic.

This was even better than the last one, it was BEAST1!!!!!!!

[AStarfox14]

Pretty funny series,me like it :)

[murifan2008]

Well, the game & this parody are both funny. Even if the game had some mistakes, it was actually one of the best nintendo games i've ever played. Seriously, it was like a month discovering new stuff around the planet. But anyway, this video is still funny and very well done.

[Tjprower]

Hmmm... overall, fun game. But plotline? So many holes. They should have worked Scales into an actual "Final boss" fight, and then had Andross as the "Extra Boss" after you completely beat the rest of the game. Doesn't solve the problem that the stupid Krozoa's didn't just go back themselves (Unless they were really unable to do anything without first being "released." )

[ajc3000fox]

it is pretty fun he was pissing me off man

[weasfco]

yup, thats pretty much the game in a nutshell...

"coulda went back them selfs"

ya... they really coulda.

[linkindorf64]

i can dig

[bloopboy12]

lol

[ww2production]

1:13-1:18 i was so angry when tht happend in the game i mean all tht trouble to deffet general scales and he dies and u dont have to fight him tht bs.

[weasfco]

@ww2production

rit???

wata weakling

[TheLordofthewii]

i can dig xD

[Degari1994]

2:16

FOX RAGE!!!

[happydimples39]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOKoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooook

[MEdgar18]

only if fox acted like that all the time XD

[Inferno144X]

Make vids till the end of the game!! BLASPHLEMY THIS IS MADNESS!!! Madness. THIS IS EPIC!!!

[Hakkun9872]

So Star Fox Adventures was about some Krazoa crystals that froze hot sexy furry Krystal so Fox could rescue them in spite of the fact they could rescue themselves, but Andross was in Lizard guy and appeared to fight Fox for the last time? I think I'm way off target here.

[bsalty3]

what's sad is this is a pretty accurate summary of the game. except the part where you farm money for 3-4 hours so you could buy something completly worthless, and more than likely losing more money then you had to begin with.

[AstralDragoon]

You seriously spent hours in this game farming money?!? I hope that's hyperbole, because it would only take me 10 minutes at most to fill up the largest scarab bag. You're right, though; this is a hilariously accurate depiction of what happens in the game.

[darmanator]

WTF? How did krystal fit in his arwing it looks roomy in tyere acctually

[GmodCaboose56]

Lol at 2:42, why was Andross wearing a dog tag around his neck? xD

[sanitarium15]

you drive like a cow! lol

[mrwuggles117]

"falco....shut the hell up"

if only you could tell him that in the actual game

[pokewee9]

At 3:13 i agree with Andross, he really pisses me off to!

[jonskowitz]

"Die you krystals! Die!"

...you know, Fox makes a very good point.

[alexcubs25]

Falco, shut the hell up!

[crazyfooInc]

I hate command, it has to be the worst starfox game, with its crappy art, dumb multiple endings, etc.

[keyfox]

hahaha really great

[Dantaroen]

"i am general scales! behold to witness my power! Yrrrd " *dead* XD

[Tjprower]

Unfortunately, that's true.

He just rolled up and died...

... I cheated, though...

I went in with the scale suit on, went back where the Krozoa is, dropped the disguise, walked back to where Scales appears, and Andross imeadiately kicked his butt. XD

[robocroc4000]

"Honey, we don't need to look for a babysitter anymore!"

XD

[MariosMahBoi]

too bad the starfox storyline was raped by the DS starfox game with all the diffrent endings....Nintendo will have to pick one and go with it for the next game whenever it comes out.

[Castlerock15]

hope it the one where starfox comes back 2gether along with slippy's bitch lol

[redbasher636]

NOOOOO i hope it is The new starfox- i like fox, but marcus is blue! and they got a girl now, plus they have no more peppy!!

[Castlerock15]

well that ending too but as long it not from ending 3-9. 1 and 2 are the best in my view. :-)

[VaderNES]

I like ending 5, and possibly 6, but I hate all of the other endings. 5 has Krystal return to Star Fox, and 6 can mean a possible new game.

[Castlerock15]

yeah but is the starfox team all together again in ending 6?

[mrsnubeh]

GASP that wuld never hapen!

[redbasher636]

or make a sequel to that with multiple more endings! ^^

[MariosMahBoi]

I can dig!

lol

[foxmcloud100]

lol it was funny

[jettling]

...was the "Cuuuuuurrrrrssssseeeeesssssss­s"

line a reference to powerpuff girls...I can't beleive i just said that.... oh well curiosity...=D

[XxsAnTox]

LOL nice

[kookybird234]

HIYA! o_0 i can dig XD

[HolyShadowOMG]

00:27-00:38 i Can't stop laughing  oh i love this part ^^

[xiocx1]

awesome***

[kimkab0om]

XD i can dig.

[Kevinteen55]

fox beat the shit out of the triceretops and the krystals and had sex with the girl

[EdwinShy]

I can dig

O_o

[HeatTheHedgehog64]

dino:hia

Fox:O.O

dino:i can dig

XD

[mastersword1000]

'I can dig!"

>_> LOL

[BlackStarFisk]

I like the part when fox goes silent when he see's tricky....LOL plus the scarabs part in the beginning

[Mairheh]

I WATCHED THE BEGGINING 50 TIMES LOL

[googlemaster6380]

ha ha someone finally killed falco

[worldpowerkeeper]

Hey, Falco happenes to be my favorite Star Fox Character

[donnakayt1]

You gatta admitt though it was kinda funny

Andross:Thanks man he was pissing me off.

Fox:You too Andross.*shoots*

XD

[HolyShadowOMG]

My fav in Command is Leon he got a nice Multishot weapon ^^

[ShirinoTheSoulHunter]

Yes, Leon is cool :3

[ReiaSage]

lolol you drive like a cow! xDD

[RagingDragon04]

>.> chill out

its just a parody

If it were a die hard fan you wouldnt see little mistakes like that.

Its supposed to be funny.

[June28July]

Who gives a shit?

[HolyShadowOMG]

C my comment of Part 1 ists the Same like this! ^^

[NickiTherese]

bahahahaha... oooh, it's so true though =.=

i likey ^^

[Gwen30000]

i like the part when fox says you to andross and shot him. thx man he was pissing me off fox:you to andross lol

[xalding]

super funny

[dj05112]

i can diiig......lol been beat this game meanie krystal take my stick after all that upgradin i did to it....v.v...i loved my stick :D

[DarkLink9393]

And to think. After she takes it, she joins Starfox and never uses it again, lol.

[swallowedwholeup]

Not really. In the scene after you beat Andross, Fox has it on his back. XP

[starzoc00]

i beated this game today hooray!

i can dig

[MFV111]

Wow, this is great! Was Flash used to make this?

[DrSargeMD]

Thats right! Those krazoa krystals were the cause of it all!!

DIE KRAZOAS!!! *WHACK*

[ninjabladexaero]

hahahaah

*i can dig *(country accent)

[midna627]

ooooook lol

[antoniorivera12]

oh and general scales is the easyest boss ever

[antoniorivera12]

in this game taridactles are cloud runners and t-rexs are red eyes

[Brutaka921]

LOL! I can dig.

[Ssmash4ever]

lol LOL LOOOOLL  so goood ^^

[Megan10Stout]

FAV PART

3:00 to 3:22

[Tutorialforbeigners]

yeah LOL!!!!!!!!

[brainjuice654]

scarabs!

[DinnerWarrior]

Honestly I really liked this game, it just clicked with me but it's too bad that it could have been much better b/c they had to cut levels and forcefully repurpose a bunch of stuff when nintendo decided to make the game into a star fox game which it really doesn't make sence to make a sci fi shooter into a fantasy adventure in the first place but oh well.

[SinisterHoodedFigure]

Anyone get the sense of the Mojo Jojo vibe with Andross at 3:19?