"Soon, you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine, mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
I think we can all agree that the episode "War Is The H-Word" was the funniest episode of all time.
"Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here ... I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound. "
all i see is billy west in a recording booth
ettico0513 2 days ago
"We loved you, and you turn around and treat us like some sort of woman!?"
SoaringSpartan 3 days ago
"I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to"
recall212 5 days ago
you missed the best one from war is the h word:
Leela?!? So it's you I've been attracted to this whole time. Oh god, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
thorney 1 week ago 4
Zapp Brannigan is the coolest idiot in history, he makes me want to become stupider, just so I can be on his level.
TheEmoticonMaster 1 week ago
No need....there's not a restaurant built I can't fly
Cardgames4children 3 weeks ago
"You win again Gravity!" i also loved "FYI, i could be used for Snu-snu"
shadowkitty21 4 weeks ago
Another good one:
"The best way to win a woman's heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
"Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something."
dssbanditkeith 1 month ago 4
"Soon, you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine, mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
I think we can all agree that the episode "War Is The H-Word" was the funniest episode of all time.
ryrodye 1 month ago 4
@ryrodye It is bay far the best episode in perhaps all of the comedy....ever.! SUPRISE!
ot0m0t0 1 month ago
That was a mistake. A sexy mistake
neondude2 1 month ago
*weary sigh*
brandeezy108 1 month ago
You missed the best quote !!!! The Professor: "Who is it?" - Zapp: "Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom, and his commanding officer" LOL
StraightUpGrimeTV 1 month ago 4
ChamPageN? It's pronounced champagne.
SuperBigPROphet 2 months ago
You missed one:
"Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here ... I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound. "
ACoe 2 months ago 20
"If there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet"....legend!!!
RicardoDoolin 2 months ago 2
Kif! Fetch me a rock.
Whhhhyyyy!?
NightmareArcadeVids 2 months ago
laundry brig hahha
Xiansiempre 3 months ago
6:38 is the best!!!
adzomZOR86 3 months ago
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adzomZOR86 3 months ago
"And rock crushes scissors... and paper covers rock, but scissors cuts paper. Kiff, we have a conundrum."
SakuraAvalon 3 months ago 24
@SakuraAvalon best zapp quote ever - love that someone else loves this enough to comment it
TheGobert7 2 months ago
@SakuraAvalon uhhhh...
Medabg88 1 month ago
LOL the valour fog hahahahahahahaha shes built like a steak house but she handles like a beastrow lol
LuisDolores2244 4 months ago
@LuisDolores2244 the greatest. hahaha
TheGobert7 2 months ago
Velour :D
moistplinth930 4 months ago
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boob-AHHH!
Thor00430 4 months ago
Thank you for this.
bathroomattendant 4 months ago