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  • Surrrrprise!!!!!!!

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  • I will comply with assimilating with jeri ryan.

  • OH FUCK in front of everyone ,hahaaha

  • LOL...I just saw this that was damn funny

  • Trivia question? How is Jeri Ryan responsable for Obama being President? Seriously she is!!!

  • @sobriquet1999 Her ex-husband was running for some political office and when details of their divorce became public, he lost the election and Obama won it, which helped him on his way. Something like that! LOL!

  • @cintamprod Something like that. Paul Ryan was way ahead of Obama in the polls, up by 20 points when Jeri filed for divorce. She claimed he used to take her to sex clubs and make her do gangbangs (where was I???) when that hit Paul Ryan dropped out of the race and Obama won his senate seat virtaly unopposed. His win was one of the only dem victories that yr so in 04 he gave a speach at the Dem convention and that is when he got noticed on a national level.

  • @sobriquet1999

    A. Jack Ryan.

    B. watch, not do

    Paul Ryan is rep from Wisconsin.

    Obama's team (Axelrod) worked their contacts at the Chicago Tribune to sue to have the Ryans' sealed divorce records opened against both their wishes.

    As we know now, Obama couldn't win a straight-up election on substance and any positive accomplishment if he had to.

  • @BuddyPC True. Not that much would be different had McCain won. Choice was a Old White Progressive or a Young Black Progressive. Just like 2012 will be a Black Progressive pretending to be a Populist and the White Progressive pretending to be a Conservative. If you look past the Rhetoric and look at their actual records they are almost indistinguishable.

  • @sobriquet1999 The only President of the last 70 years, Democrat or Republican, who was not a centrist was Ronny Reagan....The middle is where votes are....I laugh when lefties say GWBush was a fascist.... or righties say Obama is a socialist....Their positions are so similar they could run as each others VP.....

  • @ShareTheMike Your 1/2 right. Regan was the only President in almost a hundred years that wasn't a Progressive. Heck Obama and Clinton openly say they are Progessives. As did both Roosevelts, Wilson, Truman, and Carter. While LBJ, JFK and Nixon said liberal they meant progressive. (liberal was the term used most instead of progressive)

  • That was freakin hilarious

  • The woman has a great figure, but I just don't think her face is all that.

  • @zzbusch She has a face??? Describe it to me.....

  • I'm gay , and even I would do Jeri Ryan.. Woof woof.

  • well, at least they didnt have to hire a stripper.

  • Jeri Ryan is the hottest woman to walk this planet. End of discussion ^_^

  • i didnt want her to feel alone so i took off my pants !

  • wow

  • Lucky Matthew!

    

  • This, combined with the Voyager quote "Oh, you wish to copulate. Remove your clothes" = instant bonar.

  • Jeri Ryan 8===========D

  • what show is this from?

  • Matthew, I am gonna do it to you now. Resistance is futile!

  • Seven of Nine turned me Bi. . . this is making me consider lesbian. . .

    I think my husband wouldn't mind a three way as compromise.

  • @Naurore I can almost 100 % guarantee that he would not mind.

  • Enough with the star trek puns!

  • you have no idea how many loads this woman caused me when the show was on!!

  • Uhhhh....... Beavis, you would do your own grandma if you had the chance....

  • Uhh... that would suck, Beavis!

  • A woman of profound beauty.

  • So sexy is Jeri Ryan

  • cor blimey guvnor

  • Tits are not...take the shirt off!

  • Surprise parties are irrelevant

  • What a nice tit fuck she would be.

  • It's a good thing she's in her...

    B I R T H D A Y S U I T !

    OMFG IM SO GOD DAMN CLEVER IT HURTS!

  • one of us one of us

  • ROTFLMAO!!!

  • Suprize!!!! It's a gangbang!!

  • what is this from?

  • oh she so sexy

  • omg....and talk about an embarassing moment. ha ha :D

  • YEEEEE...HAWWWWW!!!!!!

  • To borrow a phrase from that beloved Disney character Goofy:

    "GAWRSH!!!"

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  • She can assimilate my cum any time.

  • lol shes calling my name :P

  • I want to ass-imilate 7 of 9, I offer no resistance!

  • I'd insert my nano probes into her uni-matrix...

  • We love her ))) Borg...

  • what is this clip from?

  • i would love to take her off

  • Still the best damn Borg implants ever!

  • Jeri Ryan mmmm told her when we met at Comic Con last year that i was willing to do durty things to her

  • If her husband had not cheated on her Obama would never have been President.

  • @feck2112 You know - you just might be right. I heard Jeri had a hard time putting up with her perverted politician husbands kinky desires - so she left him.

  • @feck2112 I think you're correct.

  • Oh . . yeah. 

  • You never get to see this lady nude in her roles only tease typical nonsense after a while guys like me are thinking SO WHAT WHO CARES!

  • That explains why she wanted to get as far away from Earth as possible.

  • Very funny!! Definitely a OMG moment! And she is gorgeous!!

  • @IhateLynnMoses Agreed.

  • She is how you say... HOT!

  • @ 0:26; SURPRISE indeed!

  • 36 of D 2 thumbs up...LOL

  • 7 of 9? More like 36 of D

  • I wanna get assimilated too!

  • Jeri needs to get into playboy ASAP before she loses that body.

  • I thought seven can not tolerate alcohol

  • thank you !

  • What Seven really does with her spare time ;D

  • 'Jacket off! Jackett off! Jackett off!'

  • @SimonB198207 Not on American tv.  God forbid if we see a nipple on American TV

  • @talltom1973 Oh, like the whole Janet Jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' thing... the apology she gave and the whole media frenzy..., and over here in the UK we were like, 'Ummmm.... so what?'

    : )

  • i'd smash!!

  • Jeri is fucking gorgeous but we all know that.

  • New borg superweapon: 7 of 9 naked :P 1000000% effectiveness :D

  • hello

  • she looks so much better in her borg outfit

  • This is video # 7 of 9. Be sure to see the other 8.

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  • I'm a married (to a man) female and I have to say "man!! she is hot!!" my hubby teases me about her being my reason for watching "Voyager" or anything she's in. Long live 7 of 9!! She could assimilate me anytime!!

  • There were more things popping than champaign corks in that room.

  • assimilate me

  • Man she is a fukkin robo babe i mean head to toe absolutely two legged viagra my god im so in love.

  • star trek fans everywhere are probably jacking off to this.

  • @creamyfilling102 ......and I'm done.

  • @creamyfilling102 and not ashamed.lol.

  • 7 of 9 how could you? thank god!

  • I don't care who she married,She is a beauty model and dang beautiful at it.

  • Are they natural?

  • Pranked to the extreme!!

  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!! 0:23

  • I thought this was a Star Trek video.

  • So, what exactly is this from? I lost track of Jeri's on-screen appearences after Voyager ended. This from a TV show or film?

    Wish it'd shown more :p

  • Sorry if noobish, but what show is this? Boston Legal? Can't be Boston Public.

  • @Floymin It is Boston Public. Jeri Ryan played an attorney who got bored with her high paying job and decided to teach in a public school.

  • BORG ME!!!

  • @pokemon123456ism2 Tonight!!! phew, I won't be home, but my soon to be ex girlfriend will.lol. She's a bitch!!!

  • Wow isn't Annika Hansen looking gorgeous.

    I never knew Seven Of Nine Tertiary Adjunct Of Unimatrix Zero One could look so stunning.

  • I love how this is a recommended video to EVERY star trek video, lol!

  • She just made my six into nine!

  • Resistance is futile.

  • Time for six of nine...

    

  • Thats awkward

  • what episode is this

  • She was married to a congressmen. That means you know she's kinky....

  • @waydetheblade actually retard he got out of the race for the senate and never became a congressman. This gave us Obama.

  • @CuddleScout Actually, dick-head (retard is a bad word since it's an insult to retards when it comes to people like you writing) I was commenting metaphorically as a joke. It had nothing to do with politics nor Obama. I could care less if you love or hate the President. For some facts for other people who wish to know some things about this issue (and where CuddleScout has a point) go to Wikipedia and type in Jack Ryan (politician) if you're into that kind of thing.

  • @waydetheblade I didn't say I hated anyone. It's just a fact Obama became senator by Ryan getting out of the race.

  • @CuddleScout Those events are factual of what took place, that's correct. I didn't suggest you hated Obama. I just stated I could care less if you love or hate him, his policies, or anything to do with Obama since you brought him up. My original comment isn't something that's meant to be philosophical. The context of this youtube "video" from a movie clip was all I was commenting about, and making a quick joke about it. You're obviously intelligent--too intelligent to start off with "retard."

  • @waydetheblade The point is he wasn't a congressman.

  • @CuddleScout I'm aware of your point and I understand that. My only point is that it's still a joke about "married to a congressmen" which was plural and not singular, since Jeri Ryan was never married to several congressmen. Anyway, I guess it's one of those David Letterman jokes I told since some didn't get it, but it seems 8 people gave it thumbs up, so I'm good with that. I kind of like the quote by plzdontkillme17 better than mine anyway...

  • @waydetheblade It's not a joke about "congressmen" since that was clearly a grammar mistake. Both top comments are lame anyway.

  • @CuddleScout And you dared call me a retard?! My god (or God if you want your grammar) you're truly quite stupid. You're now insinuating that I'm a liar with your sparring words. I was obviously wrong thinking you had intelligence in that brain of yours. Usually liberals write idiotic things like this, but I'm starting to think you're more on the elephant side of things. Go be stupid somewhere else!

  • @waydetheblade She had a case against her husband concerning sexual abuse and bondage...yes, she was very kinky.

  • @waydetheblade Not really since it was his perversions that lead to her leaving the SOB. Frankly if he loved her he wouldn't have asked her to do what he wanted.

  • @waydetheblade actually her lack of Kinkiness lost him his bid for the Senate.

  • imagine doing that at work in RL MEGA humiliating

  • First time I jacked off over this whore, my dick didn't know what had hit it.

  • @Zebonka You should try sex with a real woman for a change... you know, when you grow up. FYI, she's sexy, but she's no whore.

  • 6of9

    

  • @thedood1980 I get it!

  • Ohohoho, whoops.

  • meow.

  • my angel is a centrefold ;-)

  • nice

  • i want her right now

  • Jeri Ryan takes it off? I'd rather Jeri Ryan left it on. What an ugly, erection killing, ambulatory monstrosity.

  • @ASDQS123 Obviously you're blind...

  • @ASDQS123 U gay bro?

  • her and her public office husband, did this alot, i hear.

  • She has such a devilish look on her face while stripping. I love it.

  • Resistance is futile

  • Would have been 5 stars without the shirt..Still 4 stars

  • damn that body

  • 2 of D

  • @ENTERRAPTURE20 Stop taking the acid and get help soon.

  • Boing-Yoing-Yoing-Yoing-Yoing-­Yoing-Yoing-Yoing-Yoing-Yoing!­

  • And then Billy Zane went bald. The end.

  • oh to be Matthew

  • Do they take interns in that office? :D

  • Seven of Nine can assimilate anybody. Resistance is futile if you are a man!

  • @NETWizzJbirk Resistance is also futile if you're a lady. Raar!

  • Seven of Nine, god I love that woman.

  • Resistance is futile.

  • god if they had had the balls to have a scene like this in voyager. how epic would that have been.

  • @PORTUGAL79 there was. Q "2" took of her cloths

  • @27677 true, but all we saw was above her chest...we didn't even get a butt shot. even t'pol got one of those in enterprise!

  • @PORTUGAL79 I don't think you watched Voyager then dude. :} There were a couple of goodies.

  • Dear mrs Ryan!!!Assimilate me!!!Please!!!

  • epic .......... enough said

  • This video assimilated 95 people.

  • My photon torpedo has just gone up!

  • @TRUMPER007 LOL

  • Matthew is such a loser.

  • Surprise! At least she seemed surprised...

  • She can assimilate me anytime :)

  • its time to have a sexy party......