Too $hort "I'm a Player"

[KaliGazaQueen]

yeah the real Too short..not the one going radio for money these days...has to get paid!!!

[TheHoodboy24]

this song is too $hort

[Mahomie246]

women come a dime a dozen hahahahaa

[Mahomie246]

the anthem of my life

[wellfeedmonkey]

Black people in a pool.........Yeah that dont happen much and when its blacks from the actual ghetto........Pool is filled with body spray and vasoline.......dont hate its true........

[SchneehHenry]

so great man !

[ot2cruz]

old school............

[already187]

whats name of the sample(s)?

[summerstylez1]

ich liebe es..

[Gangsta95758]

well player life is not gonna be 2 fun when 2 short like 50 yrs old and still talking bout bitches aint shit hah he's ugly and its not player life its tricking life cos you know he paying..SUPERHEAD AKA KARREN STEFFANS SAID HE TALKS TO MUCH SHIT IN BED, SHE COUDLNT STAND TO LOOK AT HIM, AND HE PAID HER $4,000 ! to fuck! but said nuffn bout the dick being bad so gone head with you playa self

[BowtechBandit]

My only complaint about this video is that his beer would get hot be dunked in that hot tub!

[McORuleZ]

If i say HipHop i think about music like that

[J5333F]

Classic, Too Short Oakland Finest

[xxkaws]

classic

[diego90716]

this songs resembles my life dawg cus bitches aint shit to me and they come dime a dozen

[chrisrydr1121]

this songv is so G

[SilkVerb]

I've been listening to Short since junior high. What's great about this music is you actually learn life lessons about not just the social dynamic of men and women but about business, and how to live life your way.

[basper33]

YMCM Weeezy F Baby is the shit! young mulllllla baby get with it or get gone, lil wayne is the movement!

[DEZIAKIN]

CLASSIC

[pentium3000]

holy G

[RevolutionEis]

WEST.

[2009jcmar]

man I was in high school when this song and video came out and I though I was a player haha.. so dumn

[shittyfuckinasshole]

listen to this song when your heart just got crushed haha

[BergkamPOA]

OK....Grêmio Football PortoAlegrense...Its Good Team Brazilian World Champion 1983---Vamo Tricolor dos Pampas....rsrs...fuck International

[pikasso5]

word you loco g

[jkendall904]

yo this my joint, i still bumped this til today, although it came out like 1993-94,, yo on the reals,, this song is like a confidence booster, for the fellas,, feel me , yall agree

[ybybz]

stop making up shit and grow up!!

[AulisestorresA]

THIS SONG IS TIGHT

[2nuggs1]

wow....too short is fuckin awesome...sick beat, tight rhymes....whata fuckin player

[420bay]

g0t ta plaaay

[marilovesba]

I like the verse with swear words better!!!

[bitcslap08]

that is for chilin,i like to ballin like $hort

[tiger357mag]

main didn't know he played the guitar, damn nowthatsa BIG G .I bet this guy be crackin hella funny ass jokes, this is how you live life without anybody tellin ya otherwise so fuck ya workin ass broke bitches hatin on mac cats riches...biotch!

[tonygomes11]

sherry ramirez is a good ass hoe hit her up (661)343-8955 for your self player"

[Pyziolek1]

Big up for all real players like $hort out there ;)

Greetz from POLAND!

[YoungCutthroat]

Lol @ the feminine ass dudes getting mad over Too Short's lyrics. Take it how you wanna, Too Short is the man. This song is a classic, along with a lot of other songs by Short Dog!

[veryshortname]

you said it... for them feminist dudes this one's for you: why did the woman cross the road? who cares she should be in the kitchen... How do you know when a women is going to tell you something smart? when she starts by saying 'a man once told me'.... she probably deserved it....

[southwestside210]

yall vavosos just made yall cant get no love from any hoes

[yogurtman321]

Paahau you make a good point but what you dont understand is player is another word for psychopath. :)

[Masschillin]

lol yeah okay yougourt man... fuckin faggit

[Paahau]

The medium is the massage, and your brain is what's getting massaged here. This is all style and shit for substance, one human being telling how he's fucking over and treating like trash other human beings, and ain't he something? A player! Ripping off one another for money, pleasure, and fame is what's made this place what it is now. We/you/me can do better than this. Wake up.

[shytophile]

#1. He never says anything about ripping people off.

#2. This song did not create the social situation that he is singing about.

#3. You are an elitist retard if you think music should only be enlightening.

[shytophile]

My point is that this is legit art because Too $hort is using the video to portray his lifestyle. When you start to say that art can only have one message or theme it is ELITEST. I treat girls with respect but I think what Short does is FUCKING HILARIOUS... and what makes sex immoral if the girl is just as down for it as the guy? You also have to consider that this video has had an effect on you because you took the time to critique it.

[motfubb]

both of u have a point..... isnt that what music is about?

[QuikDJ]

gtfo my internet white knight

[broussardd]

genoa ave oakland,ca t-money ,mama jessie,moms, big mama, dru-rob and mike, miss you very much.

the: bruza

[ExtremeScorpio]

*2 get pussy anytime and how you want it fool* *Now i'm all grown and i really love 2 bust Nutts*

[321xrommelx321]

too short always puttin great hits out there and still is...keep it up man..

[pimpinisanart]

Short is the undisputed emperor of rap. He made pimpin what it is and without any mainstream success.

[lacman]

"hoes come a dime a dozen, so don't get mad when I fuck ya cousin"

[already69it]

bitches come a dime a dozen, so dont get mad when im fuckin ya cousin

[rodthepimp]

Whatever you do! Don't make Too Short mad or he'll bone your Wife. Believe you me! I know...

[kns2006]

if its true, youre such a square get off youtube

[resthavenforhoes]

F.R.O.G. in the cut...hahh

classic.

[atvjoel17]

there is another version of this song.

[clickidyclack]

Yeah, it's called HollyWood Squares by Bootsy Collins.

[Katastrofaalis]

nice song

[BklynJayL]

Me and, Too$hort is born on the same day(Apr.28th.). ;-)

[liljuve13]

who gives a fuck

[BklynJayL]

You're like the 3rd. person whom, told me that! Lol..

[THAT225BOI]

APPARENTLY YOU DO IF U COMMENTED??

DUH

[schiso83]

its edited man.... sucks- where are the bitches?

[libtechna]

this was the first gangsta rap i heard, "I aint jokin"

[brmillgr]

fuckin classic shit

[EazyHakim]

I think it's great he didn't do something about his teeth.

He's real and he is himself!

That takes a lot of self-awareness.

I respect that...and btw fuck you.

[EmceePawn]

Sorry to say but... Too $hort eventually did get his teeth fixed.

[cyofe]

dang!!! too short's from the old school and all but mannn!! get yo' self a grill dog!!! all that money and them ugly ass teeth!!! no disrespect, jsut truth...

[koko2u2002]

wow is that how he really feel? lol

[basshorn1986]

This is my dog. Hell I am 40 years old and still pimpin. Short is the reason why. Pimpin will never die, slow down or be out of fashion. Lets keep pimpin. If a pimp is in distress, call 24 16 or whatever. It don't matter help will be on the way.

[girbaudnikes22]

g's up ho's down OG

[mikeo2112]

my fav raper of all time

[chilliwackdogg]

baby k

[STLfinezt]

this was my shit,man i miss da 90's,

[moochie102]

Don't mess with da player! Fo sho!

[Koufalia4]

ugly ass nigg@

[Linky360]

hahaha

[alexumanzor]

lol

[EastEnd87]

dope ass song..

[reset22312]

this isnt the original version.

[zippo718]

"Cause I can give you a bitch, and wouldnt give you a joint. Bitches aint shit and now I've made my point"

Player status.

[lilgoofy785]

classic

[rapido2k]

Great song!