Osmosis Jones 5

[shebert101]

i loved this movie wen i was a kid!!!!!

[MorningSun96]

Whenever I am really sad I watch 3:18-3:57. It works every time! I love Molly Shannon!

[Diansonic]

i thinks its funny that they got a black guy to play a WHITE blood cell lol

[SuperKhalid9111]

Man this is Bill Murray's most disgusting role ever, but I like him more cleaner in Ghostbusters.

[MsDarkside55]

joker ha ha has

[TheGoddamnAnimal]

the... "giggles"....? More like the "AHAHAHAHAHAAAA's"

[bionitroop]

I watched this in biomedical sciences class...that's how I learned to love it.

[littleriddles95]

anybody else notice the kid said "If my HYPOTENUSE is correct.."?? LOL

[AndroiddUserr]

@littleriddles95 yeah. this is film editing at its worse. anyone with decent education would know that he meant to say hypothesis.

[littleriddles95]

@AndroiddUserr haha yepp but these little mistakes just makes the movie even funnier x]

[neoanarchobeatpunk]

@littleriddles95 i feel like this was intentional. the fact that he doesn't know its hypothesis shows that he clearly isn't intelligent to know how to clean oysters

[ErosaScuderia]

That teacher's got problems.

[TheJackassManiacs]

Why the hell would he get fired if he puked? That's doesn't make any sense xP

[powerfuldippy]

Lolz after he pukez on her she slashes his tires so he can't go to work and wen he gets new tires he gets Fired ahhhh America

[Lilithsayshi]

@CommanderCatt waitwait is that really Connor?? HE'S SO YOUNG!

[CommanderCatt]

My camp counselor was in this! At 3:23 look for the ginger in the bottom-left!

[Randy21021]

0:16 loool MotherFlee xD damn i sure do miss those old time cartoons back in my days you wont see movies like this nowadays :/

[thesydfactor]

I love how he uses medical terms in place of cursing, even though it;s DANGEROUSLY close... :)

And the refrences that they use (masturbation, part 2 or 3...) are undetected by kids but... quite detected by them when they come back to it later.

[linkscols]

fired from a pea soup factory? I THOUGHT HE WAS A GHOSTBUSTER!

[WUUUTISTHIS]

he got fired cuz he got sick? Lame

[hehonline]

oh my god i got the giggles

she is a sweetie pie though.............

[SylviaDragon]

oh man.... the teacher laughs a lot like my mom... o,o

who also happens to be my teacher >__>

[ChaoticPandaCorpse]

Lol, is it just me or dose he actualy TURN green before he pukes?

[OudieStadium07]

5:46 What the.... how small accident of Funny Videos going be disaster for his life?

(even her too)

[Sarahruff2010]

*epic breath* GODDAMMIT BILL FUCKIN' MURRAY!

[MrMide10]

can't bother to watch it

[lotten16]

now that i hear William Shatners handsome voice being given to an asshole-mayor, that makes me question this:

has he had any other asshole-characters or is the Mayor of Frank the only one?

[gabbi3]

omg Bill Murray's character actually makes me sick to my stomach.

on a lighter note, I have a cold right now & I love to think that this is what is happening in my body.

[MoltorOfficial]

why frank throw up?

[Smurfdagoon]

Whoa look at dat guy

[robertsfunny1995]

the answer is 12672 possible combinations.

[BigDogJang0]

@robertsfunny1995

You used your computer calculator, didn't you? BTW, I got the same number.

[QuarterHorsKindaGirl]

Drix is voiced by the guy that play Dr. Doppler on Treasure Planet. It is so hard not to picture him when I hear his voice :)

[TheDagnifine]

" Well, If my HYPOTENUSE is correct, sure. Ye-yeah definatly"

[jjstudios100]

@Grizzlyclaw00 near the end of the video around 8:46 frank cursed

[vengeanceisminemetal]

@jjstudios100 damn isn't a curse word

[robertsfunny1995]

@vengeanceisminemetal Dude, that's where we get the term "curse"

[anthony27986]

I'am just absolutely crazy about her she is a doll

well if mean that I'am going to keep her

hahahhahahahhahaahhaahahhahha ahahahhaha oh my god hahahhahahahah



[jjstudios100]

i tnink this is the only warner bros kid movi that had curse word in it

[Grizzlyclaw00]

@jjstudios100 ? they didnt curse? they bleap it out or add some human related pun instead

earlier they said puckin,mother f-er, what the frank?

[Nikkicoolkitty]

@Grizzlyclaw00 when did they say that? he said viral-lookin' mother fleein' the scene of the crime...

[Grizzlyclaw00]

@Nikkicoolkitty No, what I meant was that right after Mother he added a sound in as if he was saying a word but he didnt.

[espanolfan]

excuse me while i go barf on my kid's teacher

[lessavyfav1]

bill murray is awesome but he has ugly feet

[dthmon]

3:38 nice to see u again Satan

[TheBren93]

I wish the teacher had caught thrax instead, stupid woman

[DanTheMan33088]

Frank is a total idiot

[mobitchzz]

that teacher is annoying as hell!!!!

[Shaleiceyy12]

That guy Bill Murray plays is seriously disgusting.

[Igarappappa]

@Shaleiceyy12 Then he's done his job well.

[thebloodspills]

Wow that's just bleh so disgusting I think the only good joke from the show was

Drix:wow it's so clean

Ozzy:*grunt*

Drix:oh that's right you grew up in frank perhaps you'd feel better if I rubbed garbage all over you

[AlucardsSexyLover]

THE TOE KNOWS ALL!

[reaperdeadlikeme]

i would feel so bad if i was a cell living in frank

[SecondRateVideos]

Heh. Seriously, who better than Bill Murray?

[AliyahWasHeree]

. . . .it's miss buffalo wing , not chicken wing . . . just sayinn'

[mangafan051]

They're all so squishy!

[13Kwaman]

Listen to the toe, dont you get old

[sweetlikez]

lo she's a doll... .. comment had me laughing lol

[Gaara32412]

loving the quality ^^

[SpeedyMcWolf]

I hate these big surprise/embarrassing real-life scenes. The rest of it I like, but I love the movie for the animated parts of the movie more. I

[BroadwayBabe102]

1:40 that's my elementary school <3 i remember when they were filming!

[paxpacis2]

@BroadwayBabe102 srsly?

[BroadwayBabe102]

@paxpacis2 Yeah! :)

[paxpacis2]

@BroadwayBabe102 cool!

[DPricochet54]

i hate dat uglyass mayor n frank got issues

[CarpetStainRemover]

Wow.. I never knew you had to know pythagoras theorum to work out how to stop pollution????

[pork2k]

did he just say "if my hypotenuse is correct"

[SassySM]

@pork2k yes he did... isnt that the side of a triangle opposite from the right angle? XD

[YoungTeufelhunden]

Yeah, I believe the word he's searching for is "Hypothesis," although I suspect he doesn't know the first thing about science.

[YoungTeufelhunden]

Just what I was gonna ask ;P

[YouThinkSoHm]

"Use that charm" Aaaand he puts his gross foot up on the table -_-

[ashayramolia]

why doyou speak bad words jadens and acidhead

[evantrude]

i cant get enough of mrs boyd's hysterical laugh from 3:37 to 3:49 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[ashayramolia]

@evantrude ujdbswvfffffffffffffffffas

[SinderTheDeviant]

Is the lady that plays the teacher also play the girl in the movie 'superstar'?

[msbenz00]

that puke was disgusting!

[NinjaFox97]

did her really just eat that poor kid's science project? who the fuck does that? retard

[SanDhampir]

Drix: "Oyster are a breeding ground of any number of dangerous bacteria. "

Ozzy: "They are! Thats what i've been trying to tell everybody. Darn right they are! I never thought you'd be on my side."

Drix: "I never thought you'd be right."

lol!

[sk8rgrl6494]

Frank is just nasty....

[nampnampyepperdoodle]

just saying.....who laughs that loud???

[potionsmistressful]

@nampnampyepperdoodle

my BC Calculus teacher... that' who.

[JuSt12JiNdAwG]

Poor kid.

[tamelia1252]

HAHAH Muthaa Fleaa~

Woww, the dad is soo stupiddd.

He looks really gross.

And so does his feet.

[TameliaLikesYou]

hahah Mutha fleaa!

[14doranc]

Let this be a lesson kids, never, and I mean NEVER eat raw oysters!

[NinjaFox97]

@14doranc never eat shellfish PERIOD! gross >_<

[espanolfan]

frank really showed her

[zombieporn99]

2:39 lol "if my hypotenuse is correct"

[MerSorax2007]

Oh, man. If Frank were my father, I would find a deep, dark hole to crawl into and die if this incident on 5:35 happened.

[RoyFan33]

I do NOT remember this movie having Bill Murry in it... o___o

[BradleyMoreno13]

man when the teacher was laughing I thought it was the Joker

[kingjustin33]

shit i wish frank was my dad we would be eatin so many fukin buffalo wings....screw that qame azz teacher....

[ervinasroblox3]

did anyone notice that that girls father is an acter from ghostbusters

[gopherman100]

@ervinasroblox3 Its Bill Murray man. Im pretty sure everyone noticed, he is pretty famous. ANyone see him in Zombieland? Hilarious!

[4256513]

I had to watch this movie for science class and answer some dumb questions

[YurzAndMyne]

@4256513 Same here :/

[Italia827]

holy shit hes italian? wow.. hes a typical lazy americanized fat dumbass..

[bertobridge]

three word EWWWW TOE GROSS!!!!!

[Treysor101]

If your hypotenuse is correct...? O_O

[The7MISSFITS]

muahaha. the boy said "if my HYPOTENUSE is correct..." did anybody else catch that?

[pleeppleep]

wow frank kinda remids me of my dad

[pleeppleep]

see thats why they shouldn't bend the rules to help someone who can't keep up

[JollyJack3000]

Is it just me or is The mayor of Frank a complete ass crack?

[musicandmochi]

Dood. Lady. Don't just STAND there right in the line of fire!!

C'mon.

[JootheAwesome]

ugh, it's on the tip of my tongue..

where's mrs. boyde from? the actress, I mean..

[Linksgirl373]

@JootheAwesome I think she was in Superstar so I'd look that up if you want

[JootheAwesome]

@Linksgirl373 Ohhhh she was in a movie I saw about three months ago... Year of the Dog.

[The7MISSFITS]

@JootheAwesome molly shannon...SNL..stuff

[Netherwolf6100]

If I had to guess, before all this happened, Frank's wife probably kept him in shape or at least made sure he was mostly healthy and when she past, he just stopped caring about how he treated his body.

[frhwli]

the kid said hypotenuse... supposed to be hypothesis >.<

[BloodyFlesh626]

I dont understand how any woman would want to marry a guy like that O_o Poor Shane.

[re4addict16]

OMG, its Night at the Roxbury Woman! whats her face...molly shannon! WOOT

[beastlycharizard13]

this movis is so addicting!

[Vanisherishere]

I feel so wrong for saying this, but man, Thrax is so cute! Probably one of the cutest movie villains out there. All I gotta say. Too bad he dies in the end...

[ThuridRotten]

poor shane... frank is a horrible parent.

ps: thrax is hot XD

[lavrilfan16]

@ThuridRotten oh yes he is

[Doomz373]

2:40 He said hypotenuse

xDDDD

[HeylinPrincess666]

LISTEN TO THE TOE. XDDDDDDDDD

[failcheeseOwo]

Her dad is unfit to be a parent! He'd eat a brick if it was the only food within 2 feet!

[loppytaffy]

unnecessary force- effects even the best officers!

[voldiebffrox234]

poor thing =(

[TheDarkLatias950]

OH WTF

[babykameil]

this man eats everything that comes into his way!

[destinyhopefan112]

frank is sooo ewwy

[lucario128]

ok... what other movies have they gotten bill murray to puke all over a teacher?

[CaninesRock]

When hearing Ozzy`s voice I keep remembering the guinea pig in Dr. Dolittle or Marty in Madagascar xD

[MsChristina926]

@CaninesRock  Yooo! WeRD!! Lol.

[Fruit4Sale]

did he say "If my hypotenuse is correct?" That's a red flag right there, if the kid doesn't know the difference between hypotenuse and hypothesis.

[rachlouise3]

@Fruit4Sale

The teacher did say he was kinda slow.

[SuperBookWorm19]

ok frank is stupid and so is the mayor they need to get a reality check

[CrazyJustin2006]

Could you imagine being the kid Molly Shannon made fun of I mean that kid can break the ice with chicks saying the Molly Shannon made of him in Osmosis Jones.

[mrmoss1000]

Whoops!! Frank did accidentally threw Shane's science teacher at the science fair.

[zorroazulapex]

"If my hypotenuse is correct-"

Oh, man.

[gareh14musickid]

haha, isnt that teacher chick from saturday night live?

[AcidHead27]

Stupid ass mayor, stupid ass human. It's like george bush with global warming policies.

[uberjaws]

@AcidHead27 lol omg u read my mind lol

[Ipodboy4]

@AcidHead27 more like Obama!!

[RayquazasLilGirl]

@AcidHead27 shown in a way only disney can do! :)

[necy12]

@AcidHead27 stupid ass comment lol

[jjyhawk1]

U love math...crunch the numbers on that lol

[crucialconflict02]

i would bang molly shannon's brains out

[chanmenh]

Frank harassed Mrs.boyd

[technicallyabsurd]

Ingrown toenails really suck.

[tru3gymnast]

lol are you watching it to BuffettBobcat

[balrog13571]

DId anyone here "listen to the toe"?

[Xxpunk3m0g1rlxX]

yep

[Barrymit]

I always thought it was too much at 5.47. You don't see something like that in a family film. Imagine seeing that paper in a store.

[Drebot0831]

*whispers* The doctor says that he has the brain the size of a Tangerine

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[tru3gymnast]

I am watching this movie in science, and it drops the f bomb twice and cusses a lot... haha all the people in my class are like " Oh man!!" it is funny.... i am in 7 grade btw

[GoofyHamsterBoy]

The teachers laugh sounded like a scary witch!OMG

[HaloTornado]

5:50

OYSTER LAZAAAH!!!

[hauntedflower13]

I love the science teacher's laugh.

[StevewiththePbass]

anybody notice the kid at the science fair said "hypoteneus" (sp?) instead of "hypothesis"

[HOTPocketDestroyer]

yeah lol

[JadensGirl22]

Two words.... Poor... Girl....

fuck, if that was my dad... i'd been giving him my honest-to-God oppinion! Cruddy parenting skills, puked on her teacher, never takes her anywhere SHE wants to go... dayuuuum, Frank's lucky she aint gone into puberty yet or she'd given him hell o_o;

[taituser]

i would hit the guy for treating his daughter like that

[JadensGirl22]

i never were one for punching people... it dosent lead to anything but a punch back at you anyways...

[Okonkwo009]

I agree with you on that

[Flameshadow1010]

or even worse (((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))

[JadensGirl22]

*nods* yup... o3o

[ikkiloverforever]

@JadensGirl22 shoot if was my dad i would have given hell like there was no tommorow !!! i mean straight ell him what type of father he his

[avatarhalo3]

@JadensGirl22 i agreed

[NinjaFox97]

@JadensGirl22 i wish Thrax actually got Frank i fucking cant stand the guy. anyone who has parents like that for real i feel so sorry and they should disown themselves before the kill them out of insanity

[ThePatch101]

wasnt this movie a show

[EdwardElricsGirl]

Yup- Ozzy and Drix came afterwards.

[grimlockfire]

yeah but it was all cartoon and no real life actors

[tvwatcher1220]

If Frank was feeling sick, then couldn't he have just run off to the bathroom or something?

[JennyFromTheVlog]

i don't think frank is the brightest crayon in the box, he probably didn't think about it.

[tvwatcher1220]

Wow.  Frank sounds like Garfield and Ms. Boyd sounds like Eva from Igor.

[legomanh]

the guy who plays frank did the voice of garfield in the live action movie.

[tvwatcher1220]

Yeah I know. Frank kinda reminds me of Garfield, being lazy, eating junk food, and stuff.

[Mikitane]

I want that laugh on my mp3,hahah its the funniest laugh I`ve heard after Ed`s laugh in The Lion KingXD

[KyoKunSohmaROXX]

Ummm, im preeeeeeeeeetty sure the joke wasnt that funny...

O_o

[Hidanroleplay]

the mayor ish an ignorant douchebag lmao

[kbloi102]

didnt osmosios play as chris rock?

[Hidanroleplay]

the teacher in this movie is very ugly. i think she made frank's pimple explode just by looking at him lols. (if the liquid stuff didn't do it)

[LuciaLaMorenita]

lmao

[nguyin]

LOL! WHOOPS!