Kiss the Girl... Continued

[vidycz15]

"try the butt, okay she's not a slut" LOOOL

[vidycz15]

LOLOL OMG

this is terrible

[monkeyg333]

Who else thinks it's funnier when Dan sings it?

[blastitude]

the 'oh shit' chorus in the background was fuckin hilarious

[drsnugboro]

Britanick!!!



[crazymexican014]

1:20 was the funniest shit ever!!! Ahahaha

[MissScarlett19]

"Try to apologize, you're not like other guys. Don't think she's buying it. (Oh shit)" lmao

[countryhorsegurl]

Awesomely terrible, epicly hilarious!!  That just made any clean thoughts I had about little mermaid disapper.

[misterhayleyface]

Ah welp. That's my childhood ruined.

[wonder55wonder]

Hahahahahha

Its somethang about yho yhu dont know

Its time to see the love in side of mee picture my singn that as that boy foc

[swagglovetoshuffle]

holy caca

[swagglovetoshuffle]

♫♪ SHALALALALA wtff!!!!!??????????

[meepsquad101]

IT'S NICK FROM BRITANICK!

[hwynjongotti]

this one makes me laugh every time :D

[TheHorrorKing1]

♫♪ SHALALALALA, forget the face

It's onto second base

Go on and feel da boobs ♫♪

[TheJuansterMonster]

SHALALALALA INTERCOURSE

[mikeyducati90]

whats the name of that girl cos i think i'm in love



[bitchingood]

"Don't think she's buying it (OH NO!)" LMAO. I don't know why, but to me that's funnier than "OH SHIT."

[im8teennow]

it took 2 minutes and 21 seconds for college humor to ruin my childhood....

[glittery4life]

Omg seen that furry creature started jerking I died laughing

[LittlePinkSnowball]

britanick?

[xXgman540Xx]

who else pissed their pants when the furry dude started jerking off

[GuavaSoul]

0:34 DAT SEXY LIP BITE.

[HookedOnSonics518]

Who's that actress? She is hot!

[supersax32]

@HookedOnSonics518 Someone tells him and he goes and looks up porn

[MightyTANK1]

1:19 I died

[erdorsch1]

@MightyTANK1 also 1:21 is hilarious

[MADmemphis564]

anyone got lyrics?? im from a diff country...

[lettertree11]

Hey CH,

Can I film me singing a cover of this on my YouTube, lettertree11?

Adam

[Grafiction]

If I would be the guy in the boat my first reaction to a crab sitting on my back and singing in a jamacian accent would be jumping up and screaming WHAT THE FUCK?

[aslacuentayya]

lyrics please!

[PurplenessRox]

OMIGOSH THE AD AT THE BEGINNING WAS TOBUSCUS!!!!! I AM SOOO HAPPY!!!! ok done now. =P

[45HATTIE]

Duh, from the little mermaid this is thefunny spoof from.it...

[NHLman27]

kudos for trying...

[sweetpotatoreeves]

i shouldnt have watched this... totally ruined a special moment in my life..

[InsaneGomes]

i don't think she's buying it (OOH SHIT!)

[fuzzykayra]

Nice

[DMPdominator]

Dude that ferret or whatever jacking it was hilarious!

[CommentWriter96]

those puppets are freaking adorable.

[ARCM566]

It's from the little mermaid

[beckz413]

okay?

[bwoy12345]

this is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than ashley tisdales piece of shit she tried to sing. like if u agree

[kiyablaise]

hahahahahahaha awsum, the hairy thing is hilarious, wat other cartoon hijinx hav they done ^^

[lionkinglover2662]

1:14 lol

[aiyce7]

1:20 enough said

[henburger]

what the french would call risqueee

[Dareme6]

masturbating squirrel or raccoon! idk but thats raunchy hahaha @ 1:18

[timmynoob123]

@Dareme6 hahahahahahaha lol i didnt even notice that the squirrel masterbating....

[razizzo1]

haha the fish and the other hairy thing at 1:14 can't believe themselves.

[bazikar3]

1:56 the the background singers say "oh shit"

[NiMur90]

@TheGameInformer Sir Buzz Killington

[savannahrama94]

Oh, dear God.

[buhirinrin34]

im not a native English speaker so I couldnt catch the words perfectly,

i understand that this is far from original!! though I like XD

[xSilentAngel93]

ROTFLMFAOOO at 1:08

[sadlystuckinreality]

the puppets are too cute:)

[internetcashcow1]

This is one of my favorite songs of all time. Thanks for the video share.

[tonesta06]

LOVE THIS, also the girl in it, is like my fream girl

[snorlax42]

It is weird that what stuck out most for me was how great the puppetry was?

[moonshadow112358]

@snorlax42 nope! ditto

[cyke90]

If your an adult how can you not find the humor in this vid. My kids listen to the original all the time. I wanna see how collegehumor spoof "circle of life". Well done CH

[MrsCaramel196]

I thought this was the human version of kiss the girl..... but I guess I was wrong. 8O

[loyalfalconflutist]

excuse me, sabastian is clearly a shrimp in this video

[omnicowdemon]

@loyalfalconflutist cause this ain't Disney and that ain't Sebastian the crab. It's called plagiarism. Or chalk it up to "you can do whatever you want in a parody". ;)

[SailfishDolphin21]

oh of course she'd be a slut if she actually wanted to have sex, not just a fellow horny human...cause everyone knows girls don't have 'real' sex drives, f*ckin double standard, disappointed CH thought you'd be open minded and fresh enuff to be above that sh*t

[b1e2r00]

love it

[nickv999]

I saw this before the actual one from Disney's version. I like both and college humor is amazing. I really don't care about how many childhood memories were ruined. Props to college humor. This video is HILARIOUS!

[MusikStarful]

1:19 ... Just epic

[CommentWriter95]

i love those puppets.

[8sailormoon8]

ew this was disgusting, I thought it was going to be a cover of the song. not some kind of séxual fantasy that people have.

[RRFGI]

@8sailormoon8 no its a regular collegehumor joke, not a sexual fantasy. The lyrics are very clever and if you do find this inappropriate then youtube is probably not the best place for you to look for videos because there is a lot of this kind of humor here :) Have a good day and good luck in the future

[barakuda1111]

WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DavidEganIrl]

Is the guy the guy from Britanick?

[ThePolecatz]

@DavidEganIrl yes! Do you know the girl?

[XindiLi]

some people needs to have a sense of humour... it a college humour production, not a news correspondence.

[oceanangel101]

@Ganzuij Wow. Seriously? Now that's pathetic.

[Arknetu01]

Excuse me, I'm a sperm cell, and what is this?

[BlitzkriegBrad]

Should I attempt to make the joke about 309 people trying the butt? ...Nah, I'll keep that joke to myself...

[peacesign0713]

this is sick but i think its hilarious

[CutaoJaeej833]

hmm hey anyone want to play with me

[Tkdchic1437]

This is the STUPID & shows just how messed up the world is today. It's sad to see.

[undeadelite]

"Oh shit!"

[peaceman806]

Plea disregard my lower digit friend

[joshbp122]

the funniest moment was when the animal was jacking off. no question

[absakinkle]

I'm 15, The Little Mermaid my favorite Disney princess, and I think this is hilarious. I mean, it's just a joke. Disney is good! CollegeHumor is funny! Can't we all get along?

[u2todit4me]

@absakinkle Any movie can be turned into a parody of anything. Look at Spaceballs and Blazing Saddles. They turned something epic into a shit-your-pants comedy.

[oceanangel101]

Wow. "stupid opinion"???! how immature. people can like or dislike certain bits of comedy. not against the law or anything wrong with that. ppl who post comedy always brace themselves for the good and bad comments. like i said, plz, ppl, stop hating on me for stating my basic opinion that i have a right to say.

[MavelVSDC]

That is too fucking funny lol rofl can't breath

[whatnamesnottakenyet]

I'm 29, and........ I laughed my ass off at this! I'd put it in her butt in a heartbeat!

[BrowCaleb]

Wow!

Sex and the truth is so offensive to me!

Oh, wait I'm not a six year old girl.

[kishan291]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH the hairy brown creature at 1.20 !!!

[youtubinator9]

Dan did it better (see video response)

[Anditexploded]

.....woah shit..... XD

[chad2CCC]

I you don't want your childhood getting raped, then got off the Internet.

[Billthepenguin]

Loool I want the puppet they used for Sebastian

[1990danner]

LOL 1:18 he is masturbating

[ohn0shedidnt]

lmao...well guys if you got pissed off you should've read their username, COLLEGEhumor.

[oceanangel101]

I know that it is college humor. I said that many times now and it is quite obvious. But I am just saying, even if you are in college some people think the video ruins a great story. Yeah, I agree, it's funny. But it also ruins the innocence of the original story, much less the Disney version.

[scheisskind69]

shalalala...intercourse xD

[GenieBella]

I found this both disturbing and hilarious. xD

[LilJay03]

lol. When CH was funny

[cocobutter1983]

LOLz@ the little fuzzy creature masturbating roflmao

[CaptainConnorsaurus]

Excuse me. I'm 12, and what is this?

[JustxKami]

@CaptainConnorsaurus Excuse me, but the maker of this video is COLLEGEhumor, after all.

[CaptainConnorsaurus]

@JustxKami It's a joke, bro. I'm a huge fan of Collegehumor.

[MsLolgeek]

@CaptainConnorsaurus I'm 13. Find another excuse to be stupid.

[darkraven220]

@CaptainConnorsaurus Something you shouldn't be watching. Matter of fact, your parents shouldn't allow you to use the internet without adult supervision or blocking certain sites. God forbid you accidentally typed the word "red" instead of "you". Unfortunately the worldwide web cannot be made suitable for all 12 year olds. Your parents should know that and actively ensure that you don't stumble upon anything inappropriate for your age...if they haven't done this then they have failed as parents.

[cookid129]

@CaptainConnorsaurus 2:21 of pure unadulterated awesomeness

[kiyablaise]

@CaptainConnorsaurus ask yer parents

[twilightilove101]

omg,,,,im 15,,that was just wrong *covers eyes*

[izbyfl]

hilarious, but don't kill the magic!!

[oceanangel101]

I know it's a joke, that part is obvious, thank you very much. And I think it is funny too. But the little mermaid is a cute, beautiful classic and it is sort of sick how they turn it from innocent to inappropriate.

[PurpleDaisiesXoXo]

bahahaha hilarious

[damianfors]

the lyrics? can some one put the lyrics please :D

[azlyricsdude124]

@damianfors There you see her, Sitting there across the way She don't got a lot to say But there's something about her And you don't know why But you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl There, you kissed her Easier than I thought it would be Now you know it's time to see What else she'll be up for Surely it won't hurt If you go for the shirt Now that you've kissed the girl

[azlyricsdude124]

@damianfors Sha la la la la Forget her face It's on to second base Go on and feel the boobs Sha la la la la Unhook her bra! It's just like Mardi Gras in New Orleans, with the dudes. Now's your moment Take this game below the belt Wait until you tell your friends you felt Up a girl in a rowboat Now she's getting wet And you know you'd regret Not tryin' to, bone the girl

[azlyricsdude124]

@damianfors Sha la la la la la Intercourse! Riding you like a horse! This mermaid is so fine Sha la la la la la Try the butt! Okay, she's not a slut! You overstepped the line Sha la la la la Apologize! You're "not like other guys!" Don' think she's buyin' it. Sha la la la la la la Abort! This time you fell just short Kudos for tryin' it.

[damianfors]

@azlyricsdude124

Thanks so much! thanks!

[r2cool4u13thyrs]

this is discusting especially what the crab is saying

[ThePoeticAngel]

*sigh* this is my favorite scene of the little mermaid since I was 5 and now I just killed it by watching this. x.x

[BloodQueen92]

Okay I get what was Oceanangle101 is saying, but It was funny. College Humor isnt for kids to be watching hence the word "College" funny shit

[DraculanzaJumper]

YES! Take that, Ursula! XD

[guddugr8]

I wish that they really did that in the orignal song...ahhh

[titosgirl427]

LMAO!!! I think the frog said "Go ahead and ask for Butt, ok she's not a SLUT and you Missed the Girl, Oh no!!!" LMAO!!! Thats what i heard and i'm F.R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O!!!!

[BrainEatingMeteor]

Hilarious. Just bloody hilarious.

[YourHorridDaydream]

Don't think she's buying it... (oh shit!)

hahahaha this was awesome

[starfinder95]

im not the only one who thinks this girl is mad pretty....am i?

[undeadelite]

@starfinder95 mostly, i mean she's cute but not that hot

[ihusisian]

There goes my childhood.

[CaramelPrincess88]

little mermaid was the essence of my childhood...now its dead

this video came from saten... -_-

[Tkdchic1437]

@CaramelPrincess88

I agree!!

[austinthehedgehog]

oh s**t lol

[AlkidanKatsuragi]

Anyone else notice that frog in the beginnning was making cricket noises?

[Disciplejoe777]

man this almost ruined the actual song for me lol

[thepimp7878]

XDDDD THAT WAS SOO FUCKING FUNNY <3

[ThePsychicMantis]

I know PERFECTLY well that this is a comedy sketch, but I still think it´s a bit sad. These two are SOOO cute together, and the ANAL joke just comes out of left field.

Couldn t they just make a long sex-sketch like they did with Mario and Peach?

[spongebobslushpants1]

"thanks for raping my childhood" is right..

[jErSeY027]

this is funny! and traumatizing...

[xxRazorJadexx]

OW my childhood!

[ItsACaptainDan]

Thanks for raping my childhood.

...funny though.

[usernamemanhaha]

"How To Turn a Disney Movie Naughty" by CollegeHumor

[ArmerysSM]

Sometimes she has the ribbon on her hair, sometimes not... lol

[sporkafife]

@ArmerysSM After listening to this song, the only comment you can make is about a continuity error!? XD

[joshua2799]

Why don't you f*** her sabastain?

[vengenceuk]

its so wrong  but awesome

[SANCRISOFORO1]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA THIS IS THE MORE DIRTY THINK ILL EVER SEE! xD

[oceanangel101]

this is horrible! they made a cute disney movie look inappropriate and capital T Terrible!

[TheAbzrox]

@oceanangel101 grow up.

[oceanangel101]

@TheAbzrox Excuse me? I'm in my twenties. It's just sick and sad that they make a cute, innocent disney film look horrible and innappropriate. I'm entitled to my opinion, you know.

[gangstermaori]

@oceanangel101

Eh, disney stole a tragedy and made it all innocent and sweet. They're not completely innocent.

[odiloveseverthing]

@oceanangel101 I agree with you....people do that cuz they don't have a life!!.....I so love disney...this got me mad!!

[BlondeSteve92]

@oceanangel101 sick? sad? really?? how does it make a film look horrible and inappropriate.its called a joke, not like a 5 year old is gona watch it. the little mermaid is still a classic "cute" film. overreact much.

[farmerboy245]

@oceanangel101 Hey, man. This is CollegeHumor, being politically correct isn't exactly what they're about. If you don't like it just leave the video.

[PoppinLikePopcorn]

@oceanangel101 it's collegehumor, not elementary-agedhumor...

[libbykerryshooper]

@oceanangel101 i know im 12 and this really discussed me i love this movie its so sick

[oceanangel101]

@libbykerryshooper Thank you! At least someone agrees with me and sees my point.

[BrowCaleb]

@libbykerryshooper Hahaha... discussed or disgusted? Maybe you should spend less time obsessing over Disney movies and more time learning simple words. Misusing the word "discussed" is sad, even for a twelve year old.

[blackhawk1491]

@oceanangel101 yes, but honestly Disney isn't as clean as you might think. In fact, of all the movies with subliminal messaging this is probably the worst. They not only have subliminal sexual content, there are some questionable scenes AND they ruined the Hans Christian Anderson story of selfless love to make one about a princess who is so bratty she demands more and endangers her entire people so she can chase some guy she doesn't know.

[Nameless164]

@oceanangel101 Chill out.

[oceanangel101]

@Nameless164 Okay seriously? I stated my opinion. People, stop going on and on. It's helluva annoying and pointless.

[Nameless164]

@oceanangel101 It's a pretty stupid opinion, if you ask me. You can't really have a state of mind to find comedy offensive because it's completely subjective. People who claim to be offended at comedy are just hilarious, kicking up a shitstorm for no reason.