Tucker Max UCLA Speech, 1 of 6

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

I guess the movie was horrible ?

[Rxblows]

stop wanting to be him and be you

[magicman08]

Same stupid grey shirt

[catman7825]

what a giant douche

[chucknorris83886]

ahaha, UCLA has such gullible people. UCLA sucks

[Paraphrast]

You guys can make fun of Tucker all you want; he can't hear you because he's in his private jet.

[rasalghul5555]

"dude, bro, i am like so cool and so impress myself like DUDE"

[connerjd]

I thought about being a lawyer. After talking to some lawyers, I said fuck that!

[crazymike44]

Tucker for President!!!

[connerjd]

This guy is damn funny.

[Glinter69]

Tucker Max has something all these retarded people don't. A life, so they get mad and decide to go on his youtube videos and showings to make themselves feel better about there pathetic lives by lashing out to someone who is enjoying his.

[Cronaldo77100]

Duke law sucks, no wonder he had time to party.

[RichardMontalban]

I want to have sex with vagina.

[vjm3]

His book is too ridiculous to be fake. It is all plausible, and unless haters of the world (who are too scared and ill-equipped to do half the things he does) can post hardcore evidence to state otherwise, we can laugh even harder knowing that there are hundreds just like him doing shit like this every day and men like Tucker Max are being rewarded with mountains of ass. Women worth dating don't shack up with little boys; they spend drunken nights in the beds of all the Tucker Maxs of the world.

[6fdjq581]

do those douche bag losers who gel their crew cuts into their foreheads and manage to turn every single anecdote they tell into a hero story about vomiting and sticking their cocks into a 16 year old posing as a first year college student's snatch, like to listen to other douche bag losers who gel their crew cuts into their foreheads and manage to turn every single anecdote they tell into a hero story's hero stories? And how many of them does it take to fill a UCLA lecture hall?

[Antonyhamftw]

be quiet woman

[6fdjq581]

woman?

[TheNorb82]

I can't believe the seriousness of some people. Maybe because of jealousy for having a boring life.

[monicannabella]

I'd rather have a "boring life" than be a dirty whore and have multiple STDs.

[TheNorb82]

Your gonna die anyways. Let's die having fun!!

[monicannabella]

I don't consider crotch rot fun.

[reckokicker]

i cant really talk shit about this guy, nor do i want to. but from his book, his friend "Slingblade" is right about girls. I mean, any girl that hooks up with a guy like this or any guy in general is a girl I really have no intentions of ever meeting. I've never had a one night stand, especially at tuckers level...but his stories make me laugh pretty good.

[TheRealHiredGun]

Lol, a large percentage of ONSs are as eventful and funny as his. Or at leas tin my brief woman chasing career. Anyway, give it a ago, guaranteed hilarity to a degree.

[QMJHLrookie]

fuck you guys!

tucker max ftw

[pearldog100]

Sorry the movie sold like 3 tickets

[NCCAJAX]

Gutless little fuckmaggot . Just look at your pussy ass comments, You'r an uneducated cunt who must be a burden to somebody if not all of societies contributors. Now go run off and slide your cock up your mommys ass, make her squeal like a fat little piggy, squeallll squeallll!!!!!!! Keep to the shallow end little boy.

[variously2]

haha, i know, right? looks so fucking bad,  I mean, even The Hangover is probably better than this, and that was awful. what he should have done is videotaped his escapades and shown that, so all the people with him could see how miserably pointless their party-centered lives really are. seriously, i'd loooove to see the night vision of him fucking some random girl who he doesn't respect and who doesn't deserve respect, with throw up dribbling from his feral maw. let's see his quick wit then

[briantheman890]

ahah the hang over was hilarious. someone is just a little to serious with life

[DaSox05champs]

he is a far better writer than orator...

[fried2styles]

I'm not surprised that this idiot thinks he's funnny (assholes like thim alwyas do), but why does anyboody else?

[DaSox05champs]

since the amount of people that find him funny severely out way the ones that don't, the odds are that you are either jealous of his success or just a hater...

[variously2]

oh, that makes sense, so I guess if 80 out of 100 people think shooting someone in the back to keep them from running away is okay, then the 20 others surely must be wrong, I mean, isn't democracy always right? it's not? no weigh!

[Honideath]

Again with the bad spelling, it's OUTWEIGH.

[DaSox05champs]

does it really matter? you understood what i was saying... do i really need to go double check my comments or is it you just dont have a valid point to make so you attack my spelling instead... and variously ur argument is retarded, my point is that if a majority of people find him funny, than he's funny... individuals may dislike his style of humor, yet it doesnt change the fact that he is funny...

[rmf86]

ladies, this is what genital herpes sounds like

[variously2]

wtf? why would UCLA have him as a speaker? why did harvard have matt laurrel as a speaker? who the fuck are these people and why do they matter? damn college is pointless beyond belief, where people with the minds of 12 year olds keep on grade-schoolin' but now they have sex and drink. waste of life.

[koppjp]

How are these bad things???

[largeweedbag]

lmao ur oviously still a virgin lol

[maddec26]

they probably have more fun than you do

[DaSox05champs]

haha i hope u r'nt serious...

[variously2]

facepalm, stfu herb, define 'fun', and yes

[bizichyld]

I hear rumors that many of these stories are fabricated, but after reading the book, I can't see how anyone could make this stuff up.

I mean, seriously, ever see Reba? They have professional writers for God's sake...

[Gudeman1610]

His book is fucking hilarius.

[Honideath]

It's spelled HILARIOUS guy, just goes to show the level of intellect that IHTSBIH attracts.

[Gudeman1610]

Jesus tits, you prissy little bitch, one little typo and ya gotta insult me. Go get laid or something.

[Honideath]

Allright, I think I will. It is a hilarious book though.

[superherobyday]

college students are fuckin idiots.

[DaSox05champs]

-says the high school drop out... those meat patties aint gona flip them selves...

[chrisfs2290]

@superherobyday someone couldn't get in...

[amberberglund]

He's a sociopath.

[Smacklug]

dude any1 can have sex with women like tucker max.. its all about how confident you are and if your good with your words

[ManfredMitchum]

Tucker and his stories are hilarious, but I don't know why so many girls want to fuck him.

[shreddalizer]

you realize that about 70 percent of the chicks in theses stories are nasty

[superherobyday]

they don't. it's all bull shit man. wake up

[kingcrotts]

Well they may have better stories but they don't write about them and that's wat makes him so AWESOME

[yoremom]

his stories aren't that out of the ordinary or anything... idk why people think he's so great... lotta people that go to college have simular if not better stories...

[boog6789]

The people in the backround need to shut the fuck up

[wowthatwasawful]

I wish you didn't come off as a such a self-centered prick.

[mharbaugh]

Then he wouldn't be Tucker Max.

[digival]

It's marketing. He's found a way to make money off of being an asshole - more power to him. I'm a bitch and I make bank off it.

[Keylogger23]

youre damn right.

[yoslammer]

the tucker juggernaut continues... good luck man