Russel Peter goes clubbing in Lebanon

[TELebanon]

i love how he said alphabet while prenouncing the P

[armourdaddy805]

bomb tree,lol

[Zeldadude17]

what are you bro?

IM SAUDI!!!

wtf???

is it prenounced saudi? or SAHUDI!

[harshampl]

i cant understand how you guys think... but you have to understand that he makes fun of every country and every class of people... don't take it personal... i am an Indian he makes fun of Indians every time... you shouldn't feel bad... take it easy... its his profession to make ppl laugh.. and it is his way of making people laugh... :)

[tibiasuckness]

This is really funny, but also kind of racist with all the stereotypes.

[jneen8]

Wow, have you REALLY visited Lebanon? Because it surely does not seem like it.

I don't think anyone in Lebanon speaks English that bad. You cannot make fun of something that isn't true in the first place.

[immabeastx3]

by the way we do not bark our cars because we have valet services which is lacking in your country..

[immabeastx3]

Come on Russel Peters..I am sure you were escorted to a vip table in BO18..especially cause you are mr.peters. Maybe you forgot but let me remind you that the Lebanese people are the classiest people you will ever meet. your sketch was not funny and did not portray our true identity..sorry we speak all languages very well..we party better than anywhere else in the world and we especially give importance to people like you who do not deserve it..in my opinion you should not come back here..

[lovebound95]

"we're going to Bark the car"

"wel let me Bark with you"

hahahahahaha

[TomatoTNTTR]

im so proud to be lebanese ahahahahahahaha

[JadKKaram]

Pitty Indian, you are nothing more than calling the Lebanese people " how can I serve you SIR? " pathetic people! Comedy is based on true stories, I'm sure you don't have this "bomb shelter" in KARERLA fucked up part of India! stick with your malelam pitty language! fuck you :)

[penguinskywalker]

@JadKKaram Chill out, tough guy. And speak about Kerala when you can afford to vacation there. :)

[JadKKaram]

@penguinskywalker yeah you're right, I can't afford going there so I brought Kerala here lol like I'm paying my Indian driver $200 per month, my Indian Chef $100 and $100 for the 2 Indian janitors... so excuse me I'm running out of money because I'm paying my money to the slaves :) Oh sorry! did I sound racist? I'm sure I did, you know why? because all your and your speicy answer is "YES SIR" (never mentioning the head move that can be applied on everything, hilarious, isn't it?) lol

[penguinskywalker]

@JadKKaram $100 a MONTH!!!!!!! Holy shit, you must be wealthy, to dole out that kind of money. Where else do chefs ever make $100 A MONTH?!! Oh by the way, try getting a job anywhere in the world, no one would ever want to hire you. (At least you could thank me for teaching you how to spell Kerala). :) Jackass. No ... porker! :)

[JadKKaram]

@penguinskywalker well mate I spend the rest of my money paying a prostitute you call "MOM" :) btw is it Google Translator or you're one of a kind smart Indian to get what I am saying?

[ranoosha1210]

i wonder what the mixed guy was..

[dogs071]

I FUCKEN LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN HE SAID BOMB TREE. I bet all you fucken people did too!

[ussefaad1]

We do not speak like this in Lebanon we all know 3 languages at least :P

[tbantaloni69]

Lebanon got the hottest women in the world....check out miss worlds and miss Americas they are overruned by lebanese chicks....

[BoneBeast]

no one likes arabs...

[tbantaloni69]

@BoneBeast  your mother likes Arabs

[mrass1211]

@BoneBeast your sister likes Arabs

[gmwoodworth]

I think he should stick to making fun of Indians....there's much more material with them

[gmwoodworth]

Lame...

[captaimcool]

kis imak

[MassWisdom]

yo wassup! there a night club around here?

[thedarktower79]

They speak English in Lebanon?

[iManouri]

@thedarktower79 the official language is Arabic but they're very educated people you hardly find someone who doesn't speak english or french over there, all Lebanese I know speak 2 languages & that's what they told me about their country ..

[iFoRgEtMyChAnNeLnAmE]

@thedarktower79 yeah we speak english french and arabic

[balamanti2]

@thedarktower79

everyone

[gmwoodworth]

@thedarktower79 ....?

[Medabang]

Fantastic ... As always .... !!

[philadelphia871]

FAIL!!! lol we pronounce english very well n more than indians RUSS !! lol its common in other arab countries not to pronounce the letter P rite but not in leb hunn :p most of ppl in leb are bilingual or multilingual however i still like ur shows n watch'em but that was an epic fail !!

[nawafa8l]

@Ramox3 Retarded country beta than the world most leading whores production country

[Ramox3]

Fuck BO is for real, he's not making that shit up.. Hilarious though

[ravingtinkerbell]

lol okay I just couldn't stop myself from making a comment! First ofall, this is completely exaggerated lool come on, he sounds like he's in no man's land! BO is the most popular after hours club in Lebanon, no one goes there before 12 There's no way the entrance wasn't packed with people, he failed to mention the roof that opens up at 1 am so you party under the stars, and BO has welcomed the biggest djs in the world i.e Sasha, Digweed...However, BO is not for the weak hearted..crazy Barty!

[ChrisWifeyKeri]

bomb tree LOL

[maczone9293]

And I've been in BO-18 its a great club where the ceiling fucking opens up!!!!!

[maczone9293]

his a great stand up comedian! Though he got the whole accent wrong cz practically all the population talks at least 2 languages and mainly most of them talk english arabic and french!

But I guess thats on purpose cz it wouldn't be fun if he talked proper english!

[hood954]

what is wrong with this audience? no fuckin sense of humour

[megarocker56]

5:50 random guy having a seizure

[Y2CRY4U]

wer going to bark the car, well let me bark with you lol I shit over there

[Y2CRY4U]

I almost shit my pants on 1:30 lol

[Ghindachica]

I am so going 2 Lebanon, forget Ibiza!!

[Zeldadude17]

@Ghindachica When did 5 become not enough?!?!

[jimmys47]

Jesus is LORD

[drsimplymahmoud]

soo funnyyy. but please allow me to say..we, Lebanese, pronounce the P correct not as B..it is common in other Arab country but not in Lebanon because we all study French since year 1 and the letter P is part of the alphabet..enjoy anyway :)

[Y2CRY4U]

@drsimplymahmoud exactly!

[nothingsofargain]

@drsimplymahmoud the P is the B LOL

[gmwoodworth]

@drsimplymahmoud Not everyone in Lebanon is French educated...

[ussefaad1]

@gmwoodworth if they are not French educated they will be English educated

[liebmichinzimmer483]

@drsimplymahmoud But the older generation/uneducated are still saying B. My teta always says bebsi :)

[Simeitsa]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Habibi we haven't been bombed for a while looooooooooooooooooool!

[nawafa8l]

@xCkamz Go and make some flafel kabab u wanker

[liquidmetalrob]

Anyone know what "habibi" actually means?

[GameBenchers]

@liquidmetalrob my love.

[sammylava]

@liquidmetalrob Habibi (حَبيبي) is an Arabic word whose literal meaning is my beloved (for a male object of affection; the feminine form is habibti or habibati) and that originates from the adjective habib (beloved). In addition to its literal meaning, the term can denote any of several less formal relationships and can serve as a term of endearment at the corresponding level (e.g., friend or darling).

[Simeitsa]

@liquidmetalrob yeh it means my love loool

[Honestly80]

@liquidmetalrob its arabic word which means ,sweetheart or my love

[igrewold]

@liquidmetalrob 'habibi' in Arabic is just like 'buddy' in English.

[The100black100]

@igrewold It meens "My Love" or "Beloved"

[igrewold]

@The100black100 That is the literal meaning of Habibi. But when u say it to friends then it means buddy. Much more like Yallah which literally means Oh God but the real meaning is Let's Go.

[The100black100]

@igrewold yes you are correct.

[mikelazar1]

not funny at all............

[KAD516]

yeah! Lebanese dudes rock!

[nawafa8l]

Btw FYI bin ladden is Yemeni not SAUDI u moron

[Big200911]

@nawafa8l saudi with yemeni origins ... eh ?! im saudi too and i know that brotha

[nawafa8l]

Fuck Lebanese scum of the galaxy

[xCkamz]

@nawafa8l wow you better hope i never meet you... ya ibni kalb

[xcsd88fkr]

@nawafa8l ur mum 

[Ramox3]

@nawafa8l lol you jealous because your country is retarded

[Iceg1993]

This guy is funny but the Lebanese can say the letter P ok guys

[21ChocolateMonkey]

Come to diahreah...its the shit

[darkangle13000]

i swear to god that i laughed me ass of and AM A LEBANESE DUDE THIS GUY ROCKS

and yes lebanese always are habebi habebi crickits and we even talk faster than the rest of the arabs btw when lebanese talk fast non of the arabs understand ... BUT IT'S COOL YAAAAAAAH

[DannyRmdShahouri]

Where was this act?

[chuky1120]

@DannyRmdShahouri This was at the O2 Arena in London. They showed it on Showtime.

[AsianBro92]

Ahhh 240p we meet again

[funnyguy603]

@AsianBro92 .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[aegisknox]

"bomb shelter ?... what do you mean, a bomb shelter..." ... "oh sh8t, it's a bomb shelter "!!

[funnyguy603]

@aegisknox .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[shorin2006]

"fuck it i'll howl" hahaha

[funnyguy603]

@shorin2006 .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[plutoamun]

B-O-A-T funny as hell

[funnyguy603]

@plutoamun .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[plutoamun]

He's funny

[Cfrem15]

I absolutely love this!!! Took a friend with me over there and it was basically the same reaction!!

[funnyguy603]

@Cfrem15 .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[tseville888]

ahh 240p, we meet again

[eaglesfan1717]

@tseville888

buy the Blue Ray

[funnyguy603]

@tseville888 .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[TheSovietOnion]

@funnyguy603 wtf?

[lolidays27]

It's official, he can do any accent

[FlyingPenguinSki]

Lol Lebanon actually has normal shit too (i'm lebanese), but what i find the best about it is ironically everyone is relaxed and has fun doing whatever. Some of the cool places you have to have proper friends or family to take you too see otherwise you probably wouldn't find it. Also a fun fact: Lebanon has the world's largest roman temple

[Melbourne619]

I feel sorry for him when noone laughs at a joke :/ it's the first time tho...

[salina05]

This is HILARIOUS! The crickets bit has to be the most hilarious bit haha! I love the Lebanese Accent ;-)

[mjoody007]

habibi =baby

[callamadegolf2212]

Lolololololo the habibi part is sooooooo true hahahah

[Tangoury]

habibi = dude

[driftnut56]

@Tangoury the meaning of habibi depends on the context fyi there's like 10 different meanings

[TheManalyst]

@driftnut56 There's just one meaning for "habibi" and that's "dear" (if you're talking in regular context) or "my love" if you're actually talking to someone you love.

[xrimpy]

He just sold Lebanon to me, I am coming down!

[funnyguy603]

@xrimpy .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[truesoldier11231]

weak.......

[kabang93]

i'm african and my people also pronounce the P like a B like in police they say bolice

[xXDucky94]

This made me want to go to Lebanon. :P

[1988blackhorse]

lol lebanese rules !

[kisses00001]

habebi habebi ...crickits habebii! :)hahahahaha

[funnyguy603]

@kisses00001 .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[pogisiG]

@kisses00001 it means a millie, a millie ,a millie

[MrAlphaa1]

I'AM LEBANESE AND THIS SHIT IS FUNNY... BUT HE TWISTED IT ALOT, MOST LEBANESE SPEAK ENGLISH AND FRENCH PERFECTLY

AND BO-18 IS THE 6TH HOTTEST NIGHTCLUB IN LEBANON AND IT HOSTED WORLDWIDE PERFORMERS LIKE >>> SNOOP DOGG, KE$HA, THE GAME, FLO RIDA, SHAGGY, TIESTO, ARMIN VAN BURREN,INNA, CHRIS BROWN, EDWARD MAYA, IYAZ, FERRY CORSTEN, AND MANY MORE

[enderthane]

So true. Funny as hell.

[abz2freaku]

I'm Lebanese my self and I find this fucking hilarious

[abz2freaku]

I'm Lebanese my self and u find this fucking hilarious

[mihawk14]

ppl getting offended by comedians are the dumbest ppl on earth

[Annonymus]

@Annonymus xcuse me, 6:28@, his mimis so authentic

XD

[kisses00001]

<3 ..hahahahahahah

[ShevaBirdLady]

lol I laughed so hard when i was watching this, his accent is hilarious, most Lebanese people have that pronunciation, wasn't offensive at all, he is really funny actually, for the record nothing here was racist at all, if people can't enjoy comedy, then piss off and go watch politics, see if you can do any better.

[PipG1rl]

LMFAO level Russel !

[vgg2009]

Russell Beters :D

[thepianohand]

This one has subtitles. The deaf people are gonna watch it lol.

[nothingsofargain]

It's actually a pomp shelter, don't you worry!

[Lanaaa8]

"Cricket, cricket, habibi, habibi, cricket, habibi, cricket" LOOOOOL omg dead !

[17ReeM17]

hhhhhhhhhh we haven't bomb for wile ,,, best part

[wizmo1000]

haha....he is right about the palm tree island view cus ive been there....

[TheAmazingSensation]

this one is not funny

[byhn2]

When he said crickets he wasn't referring to the sport was he? I don't get it..

[rbshow211]

@byhn2 crickets are bugs, like grass hoppers. There's an American saying about silence; that if it's really quiet all you hear are the insects or crickets. "It was so quiet, all i could hear was crickets."

[byhn2]

@rbshow211

OHH right, that makes sense haha, i thought he was talking about the bugs but i still didn't get it at first. Thanks :)

[Souljah2610]

@byhn2 No, it's small insects, they make a strange squeaky sound at night

[ironleb]

Press 8 to see russel have a orgazem

[wakadoudou1]

haha so true except that most lebanese speak foreign languages

[asianminxxx]

Soooo not funny

[pylt93]

i´m the onlyone that noticed that the word fuck (and all it´s variations) were sensored?

[OettingerCroat]

@pylt93 yah but then "motherfucker" at 9:24 isn't, and another one earlier isn't either...

[TheCoolomar007]

wildmanauh who the fuck are u to talk to me in this way . asshole

[Lipsandass]

He is funny! Fuck Saudi Arabia!!!! I was there a day before the Septembet 11 attacks happened. Fuck them!!!!

[MrChristleb]

fuck you 

[loveshakespeare]

@TheCoolomar007 I'm from dubai and u r being rude! Troll!

[wildmanauh]

@TheCoolomar007 Go check it out dick before you assume

[blackraider777]

@TheCoolomar007 rocks in what?

[maximus9401]

this is the first time i've seen this act, what show is this?

[Soapmore]

@maximus9401 Russell Peters "The Green Card Tour"

[monikaandjesse]

yallah habbi ;) hahahah wow crickets talk now ay ? :P

[ominus011]

Wallah bro wallah. Lebs are fucking annoying.

[elsacmoi]

HAHAHA really funny ! but i am lebanese and i can tell that we speak with the pppp coz most people speak french english and arabic

[aem1boy]

Which show was this?

[WZTwiggs]

@Nattoush227 Of course you don't, that's the point! He's exaggerating it to make it funny. that's how comedy works!

[futurepowered]

I am Arab im israeli Arab and I approve this video

[mahersft]

@futurepowered wow! I thought Israelis are not Arabs??

[ghidaz]

@mahersft could be one of those arabs who worked as israelis spies (or an older family member) and then later on fled to israel so they won't be punished. they're still called the arabs of israel, or israeli arabs, sort of like the american-africans.

[DwightKoh93]

"Dance PARTYYY!" HAHAHAH!

[myopinion1808]

Tallest building in the world. but is empty, Like a fastest car with no engine.. GOOD 1..

[ESJHONMLS]

Really funny

[alldamnamesRtaken]

ok seriously.. a bit unoriginal this time russell. still funny though.

[MrASSYRIANKINGS]

wt sick boy really funny hala habebie shokran bark or park ehhehehe lol

[danasanioura]

I am lebanese and i approve this video!!!! this guy KNOWS how to make me LOL! just love him!

[w0i1s2s3a4m5]

He's correct about everything except the b thing...and especially us the Lebanese we are Pro and yes pro at English we could give him lectures, though i admit he made me smile :) Signature : Lebanese Citizen

[sasoiho]

hahahahahah the whole arab pronounce P as a B ,, damn u make laugh out loud

[Ahmedhafez]

im an ARAB, Lebanese, Egyptian, and this guy is FUCKIN GREAT.. and i dont find this insulting at all, so STFU YALL.... and lets BARTY...

[squad12345678]

bebsi



[DoreoC]

Haven't laughed that much in a while! Russell's hilarious! xD

[alwallace1984]

I was born in Lebanon, I can tell you he just NAILS the Beirut english accent, I just wet my pants, this guy is really funny. And please stop with your 'racism' at every Youtube corner, I'm from Beirut and there's absolutely nothing offensive, get a life so-called 'anti-racists'.

[voidspiritandsoul]

@alwallace1984 i agree with u at everything , bass l accent , cause these days francais w l anglais are used more often , ma fi "BBBBB" fi ktir "PPPP"

signature:Beirut reisdent

[voidspiritandsoul]

ya i know typos

[blackluster901]

Lol every comedian makes steryotypical jokes, look at Maz Jobrani. It takes guts and is freaking funny :D

[waff4u]

Do arab' s speaks b instead of p!! N it's NYC 2 hear 

Problem - broblem ;)

[dbzfanz4life]

Is this on dvd?

[TigerTzu]

Habibi = arabic "my darling/sweetheart" just in case you want to know. 

[shroomyz]

i'm lebanese and i'm laughing my ass off....not everything is true et non il ya pas la lettre p en arabe :P