for my birthday i'm holding a poker tourney. Everyone pays to get in (including myself) and then at the end of the night all the money goes towards a charity of my choice!
But the reason you start Christmas shopping on the 23rd and 24th is because you just buy goats for everyone! Plus I usually don't see my friends that close to Christmas so I have to be prepared and have them in advance=)
Normally I have major issues getting my mum presents too, but I now have the Boots gift guide, and with 3 for 2 and student discounts, I think there's going to be a lot of bubble bath in my family this Christmas=P
We should all buy goats and raise them on a farm, and then one day when we have enough goats, we can make a goat army. And the goat king shall be the one who has the largest horns (they have horns right?). And his name shall be Arnold (as in Schwarzawhatever). And he will have a machine gun.
And we can send our goat army to attack the Jonas Brothers. And then the goat king can laugh maniacally while standing atop their mangled bodies.
I was planning on adopting a Mountain Gorilla from the Dian Fossey Gorilla Foundation for my mom on her last birthday but it was way to expensive and nobody wanted to go in on it with me. It sucked and I ended up getting her a pair of earrings.
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hugolm2 10 months ago
i love you! :)
winniEGangsta 2 years ago
i am slightly and very in love with this video.
You are probably the coolest person, ever.
AND your accent...fantastic..
"Its not YOU'RE goat!"
gabysherman 2 years ago
I always wanted to go and visit the goats I get.
You can do this and get a card saying "A donation has been made in your name to pay off the National Debt." how depressing.
MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing 2 years ago
I love that you put 'nerdfighter' as a tag <3
lobby286 2 years ago
how old are u?
0tink9 2 years ago
i've got a shirt that looks like that. thank you for being so giving and kind. the world needs more people like you ^_^
wikdot 2 years ago
Just want to say, the url to this vid has God in it. o_o Just sayin. Lol
kevincool65 2 years ago 3
i am not mental.
Jessicarae7 2 years ago 9
*ding ding ding*
one less present to think about!
Someone is getting a goat all the way from Mexico!
lauvevideitos 2 years ago
for my birthday i'm holding a poker tourney. Everyone pays to get in (including myself) and then at the end of the night all the money goes towards a charity of my choice!
I LOVE POKER. hehehehe how ironic haha
OobooChoo 2 years ago
Get cards from card factory :) 99p for nice cards :)
markbinks8000 2 years ago
started? I'm finished xmas shopping lol but very good idea
JDYgamer07 2 years ago
FUCK CARDS!! also, I'm too poor to give to charity, they should be giving money to me!
DazTubez 2 years ago
That's a perfect gift, Dave! Way give loved ones impressive gifts and help make the world a better place.
Anyone else now feeling ready to gear up for Project for Awesome?
musicislife00000 2 years ago
Alternatively, if you're Christmas shopping, you can BUY DAVE'S MUSIC. The man is clearly too modest to self-promote.
<3
UnculturedProject 2 years ago 6
our mum's have the same birthday. =)
pinkvaseline456 2 years ago
Ha! If your birthday is 10th Feb then something crazy is going on.
MusicFromBlueSkies 2 years ago
19 March. ahh wat a shame...its close enough though. =)
pinkvaseline456 2 years ago
Haha! I know I hate it when people say "Don't get me anything" then im so confused!
lilballerina 2 years ago
Thank you so much for making this video so I could learn about UP.
hellolover99 2 years ago 3
: )
MusicFromBlueSkies 2 years ago 2
hell yeah! Now I don't have to try to be creative with gifts, I'll just steal your creative gift idea. Score!
whoaitsliketaylor 2 years ago 2
Lol. Good for you!
whocaresomg2 2 years ago
But the reason you start Christmas shopping on the 23rd and 24th is because you just buy goats for everyone! Plus I usually don't see my friends that close to Christmas so I have to be prepared and have them in advance=)
Normally I have major issues getting my mum presents too, but I now have the Boots gift guide, and with 3 for 2 and student discounts, I think there's going to be a lot of bubble bath in my family this Christmas=P
lalalaleela 2 years ago
Today is my birthday also! =]
ivraalia 2 years ago
We should all buy goats and raise them on a farm, and then one day when we have enough goats, we can make a goat army. And the goat king shall be the one who has the largest horns (they have horns right?). And his name shall be Arnold (as in Schwarzawhatever). And he will have a machine gun.
And we can send our goat army to attack the Jonas Brothers. And then the goat king can laugh maniacally while standing atop their mangled bodies.
Shauzia3 2 years ago 11
Wow.
MusicFromBlueSkies 2 years ago
Death of the Jonas Brothers by a goat army...
I'm in love.
Minish 2 years ago
Gaots are not a stupid present. Goats are lovely. I want a goat. Who said goats were a stupid present? I want to hurt them.
Minish 2 years ago 2
I've owned two goats! They're wonderful! Eat everything though! hahah
OobooChoo 2 years ago
<333333333 great idea.
bookeight 2 years ago
My mom's the same way. Horrible to buy for.
I make all the cards I give out. : )
LaurenNotJordan 2 years ago
I'd quite like a goat.
Like me, they're big kids.
cheekychen 2 years ago 7
@cheekychen Im not sure whether to like this or not... ;)
TicTacKitCat 2 years ago
indifference works.
cheekychen 2 years ago
That is a brilliant idea Dave.
Shawn is an awesome person.
BarryAldridge 2 years ago
Yay I've donated to this. Such a great cause x x x
CheekTV 2 years ago
Looks like Christmas shopping is going to be a little easier than usual this year. :)
shecaptain 2 years ago
Shawn does great work, nice of you to support him.
NichisStuff 2 years ago
whenever i ask my dad what he wants, he ALWAYS says that I shouldn't get him anything. It's so infuriating!
I always make birthday cards by hand because its cheaper and it shows that you care ^.^
RamenSchmamen 2 years ago
I was planning on adopting a Mountain Gorilla from the Dian Fossey Gorilla Foundation for my mom on her last birthday but it was way to expensive and nobody wanted to go in on it with me. It sucked and I ended up getting her a pair of earrings.
Charity presents are a great idea though!
mavinajfan 2 years ago
eleventh
bonezjc 2 years ago
your fingers are double jointed D: i couldn't help but notice. >.>
LizzieX0 2 years ago
lol that kinda distracted me too. :)
sundaysun 2 years ago
I always make birthday cards...partly because its from the heart partly because it doesn't drain my walletmy uncle gave me a goat once.
therampantbookworm 2 years ago
what a nice idea
but i think i'd be a little put off if someone ate my present..
i'd like updates and proof that giftiegoat was alive and well
though i'm not against milking
XD
HypnosReveur 2 years ago
Fourth! Ha! Love these!
weirdyhole 2 years ago
fail, lol
MiniKojib 2 years ago
bad deal for the goat
thegadgetdude 2 years ago
omg... christmas is 6 weeks away!! :O
theonlypippa 2 years ago
third?
mikalikesyourface 2 years ago
second
oh13yea13baby 2 years ago
First
Whatwefindfunny 2 years ago