Bill Burr Hates the ShamWow

[boothesquirrel]

"whats that"

[The4LA2Baker0]

I own 3 showtime ovens. They truly kick ass.

The funny part about it is;

The whole selling point on the info-mercial was "set it and forget it". When you receive your oven it comes with an instructional video. The 1st 3 minutes are about nothing but how you "Should NEVER take the term"set it and forget it" literally. This can lead to serious injury and/or risk".

[cragmac1000]

Anthony: It's a "Sham!" "Wow!"

[enigma414]

@cragmac1000 that was Jimmy you turd

[ToxicMayo9]

Bill's voice makes him 10 times funnier

[GreenGearMood]

I'm glad Bill bought it. Now I know how bad the thing is.

[heatbucspies55]

Bill Burr could talk about anything and it would be funny. I bet he could write a whole special the day before it, just based on his thoughts that day.

[cragmac1000]

@heatbucspies55 , He's like Jerry Seinfeld, only funny.

[GorillazGames]

What a Sham........WOW!

That was pretty good

[therealgaara]

@HolyCity2012 the jackass who can afford it

[HolyCity2012]

Who is the jackass bragging about useing a whole roll of paper towels?

[ToxicMayo9]

Buy the Shamwow and you'll be saying "why?" every time it fails

[kalon1277]

The ShamWow is horrible. you actually need more paper towels clean up after it.

[bd189]

@kalon1277 yeah it's horrible but the commercial guy uses the money he makes from that to fight the cult of scientology

[DougizzleBizzle]

@bd189 and to fight hookers!

[BuckleUpSpanky]

@bd189 yeah he was part of the religion but they kicked him out because he madethe movie The Underground Comedy . They found it to crude and booted him . Now he uses all his money to defame them .

[asannder]

I fuckin noticed that about the commercial too!

[sirLEVITSKY]

I heard that the ShamWoW works, but you have to wet it and squeeze it out first to make it like moist.

[RedDaVincy]

Wine, coffee, cola, pet stains, uncle paul's semen, children's tears....

[pdaniels9000]

what a sham...wow!!!

[MadameDeJaVu]

The product name is just crap anyway, like a 6 year old made it up.

[YouPooper]

Cars... rockets...

He should make an actual bit out of that.

[TenaciouslyWinning]

5 people who watched this were white trash idiots.

[Vajrayana514]

5 people have bought Shamwows

[SEMICHUCK]

i might as well use a snuggie

[PerfectParasite]

Evertime i use my shamwow I get angry and beat up a hooker...

[zacklyzun]

bill bur sounds like the shamwow guy

[healthhavencom]

The Dopie and Anthony show has just one thing going for it...

Bill Burr

[BRYONMU]

the pic of bill makes him appear to have 6 fingers

[MCJay2daSun]

dude it says SHAMwow, the word sham is in the word hahahahahahaha

[TheFiendTV]

Bill Burr needs his own show. Fuck The Opened Assholes show.

[phizfrail]

@TheFiendTV hes got a good podcast if that means anything. . but yeah he needs to be on the air

[jonnychadootz]

@guitarbutt I still (to this day) cannot figure out why Dane is famous. He simply isn't funny and never was. There are so many comics (Patrice, Norton, Burr, Derosa, Mr. CK etc) that are not as famous and you just sit there asking WHY!? They are 10X more talented but not nearly as recognized.....World full of retards.

[pyrix]

@jonnychadootz Personally, I think he's funny on some bits, other parts are just kind of stupid.

[thepoozer]

@jonnychadootz because most people have a shitty sense of humour. It's that simple.

[UDavidT]

@jonnychadootz

Louis Ck IS famous man, he even has his own show.

[Lsdfunk]

I thought Dane Cook was the Shamwow guy?

[texican2323]

This dude is my favorite stand up comic . He has a very morbid sense of humor !!

[25stargeneral]

i luv that guys laugh

[Killedbyamen]

@guitarbutt I would'nt give him that much credit

[Fistwagon]

Bill Burr isn't that funny if you ask me. I prefer the chuckle inducing escapades of that brilliant young comic Dane Cook.

[grecon001]

the least relevant comments make the highest rating...lol

[MsAndrea1007]

@grecon001 I'm am with you. Dane Cook? Where did that come from?

[A1sausie]

Opie and Anthony = Ugly Thank God there on radio for there sake!

[SockMyDink]

@A1sausie Wow, that's amazingly insightful . Ryan Seacrest couldn't wipe these guys asses.

[OboxerU]

It's the "You'll love my nuts" guy. What a perv. He strikes me as the type of guy who hangs out at the food court in the mall hitting on high school girls, trying to entice them into his Firebird Formula with the T-Tops and Whitesnake cassette tapes.

[ASealUponThineHeart]

Scamwow!

[sr038]

Can somebody tell me which Opie and Anthony episode this was from?

[rezmoneynwkubs]

i have this show somewhere, if find it ill send you a private message

[WKaliberr]

Bill Burr is my God

[aomoridave]

"He takes this face cloth, he sticks it in an aquarium..."

The hyperbole that Bill adds to this story is hilarious

[xvcranevx]

@aomoridave Think he said space, not face

[Vurdox]

These "rubes"... hahahaha...

[PaperBagBandits]

Bill Burr podcast clips on my page

[nephilium67]

Good one.

[MrKillerDuckful]

dam right

Bill owns Dane

[lastunusedname]

@nephilium67 I don't think its that hes not funny so much as an obvious douchebag personally.

[Killedbyamen]

@nephilium67 THANK YOU!

[BlackSweatPants100]

@nephilium67 poor dane cook man, he's not even in this video. He's not that bad man.

[JaneWonderfalls4Dogs]

@nephilium67 Why bring up Dane Cook anyway, We all know Bill Burr is the man!

[surfer1211]

@nephilium67

His approach is yelling and averting from straight up delivery. Don't get me wrong, Bill Burr does yell and scream; but at the end of the day his delivery is flawless. He always gets me; not to mention his material is always relevant. Put simply: Bill Burr is funny.

[LryukTheRogue]

wow that were some very good impressions (no sarcasim)

[biggsilkky]

that guy from the shamwow looks like Steve Bueschemi

[dickels420]

snuggies work a lot better for doing the same job

[LemonNation]

I was gonna say, isn't this basically a cut up snuggie?

Anyways, this should be part of Bill's act, it's classic.

[royfan3035]

and they are better for that than their intended prupose, which I assume is to make you look like a gay monk

[Stonemansteve]

@guitarbutt

Simpleton? Eat a dick you cocksucking bitch!

[kevV85]

its definitely Burr, guess it takes a Boston native to recognize it.

[thesaddoc]

It just takes a 'not fucking moron' to recognize it. I've heard one of his stand ups and I'd bet my left nut. ROFL

[castma83]

"Wow" for wow somebody actually bought this. LOL

[InsanityQ]

"What a sham... Wow" hahahaha love it

[SamGun1993]

It was made by the germans you know that the germans always make good stuff.

[cannabL1sS]

bill burr is doing a podcast now... check it out go to google or better yet search iTunes for Bill Burr it's free.

its pretty fuckin hilarious if u get time check it out, i dont mean to advertise but its an awesome podcast so im spreadin the word

[johnclavis]

Thanks for the heads-up. Burr's a trip.

[buellsupertt]

sounds almost like patton oswalt

[irnslmn]

That is clearly Bill Burr.

[ssptg]

What a Sham... WOW!

[rangedtiger]

xD haha bill burr got scammed by him to

you must admit vince is a genius xD

[balldick]

Yea when hes not getting his tongue bit off by street walking prostitutes

[rangedtiger]

Set it... ANd FORGET IT!!!

AHAHHA

[KosmoKramer911]

what are you like the sham wow dudes sister

[PepeLeWunderkind]

How is that supposed to make any sense or pertain to my comment?

[CanYouHandleYohann]

yeah, O & A really aren't the best radio show hosts. Burr is a funny damn man though

[Vesperwow]

haha

[TheGeneral159]

interesting... now its at 89...

[bd189]

i'm a janitor and my company bought some of these and they absorbed the water and cleaning solution but nothing would ring out when twisting it. the liquids would just move across the towel.

[PandaRay91]

My mother bought like 15 of these fucking ShamWoWs.

They are horrible, please don't be stupid and buy them. Heed Bill Burr's warning.

[dbphoto3264]

this is sooooo true. I had to youtube the commercial just to see the mistake again. It's so true. I hate the shamwow guy. "you followin me camera guy?" JACK ASS!

[jakestep17]

anti-white disgraces

[M374L4L1F3]

stay tuned for this idiot to attack me some more to prove my point :)

[guitarparty]

LOL like taking a plastic bag and wiping it on the floor hahaha.

[colonelboston]

I love Billy but O & A suck ass. They look like Duran Duran with Aids and Screech on heroine.

[pearcemark]

UGH

You have no right to criticize anyone when you're doing "with aids" and "on heroin" jokes, not to mention a fucking Screech reference, you fucking epitome of a hack.

[Flipskater101088]

hahahaha well said. i agree 100%

[Flipskater101088]

that was a response to pearcemark not colonelboston.... fyi

[pearcemark]

I'm not offended, cunt. I'm calling you a hack. You say O&A suck, but you're pulling out shit like "Screech on heroin", you corny asshole. "Duran Duran WITH AIDS!!!" LOL, LMAO, ROFL, what hilarious cutting commentary! I hope you slip and crack your skull on the sink.

[elbob17]

Why are you calling him Billy? It's Bill Burr. You don't know the fucking guy.

[colonelboston]

How do you know who I know. I'll fucking call him "Lil Willy B" if I fucking want to dipshit.

[M374L4L1F3]

i was making a point ...i'll use my own name then, it's legally Matthew, but it's generally accepted to call me Matt, some say Matty, just because they don't know me doesn't give me the right to say they are stupid or wrong.

Is Bill Burr a friend of yours?? i doubt it so you can't speak for him either so shut your mouth you ignorant internet troll

[nkslnkvl]

i dont just like it....I LOVE IT!!!

[elbob17]

My name isn't Robert or Bob so I'm not sure what the fuck you're yammering on about. My point was pretty simple. His name is BILL BURR, that's what he goes by. It's not "Billy," you're not a buddy of his so, neither is the douchebag that started the whole Billy thing on here so don't use cute little nicknames as if you know the guy or are tight with him. Now I'm not going to tell you or Colonelfuckwad again. Understood? Good.

[spanky812]

Actually he did in fact go by Billy Burr in his early days.

[elbob17]

Yeah, when he was 10.

[lalexfanroy]

wait, I'm confused...is he an incest lover, an animal lover, or a gay lover? Jeez dude, get your slurs straight.

[JMAZARA3883]

the german make great ovens

[p12r12]

bill burr is awesome

[WeThePeople414]

dont buy shit off the TV

[JeremyRodriguez06]

the sham wow guy roughed up a lady of the night, and is in jail.

[TrueCall]

please don't use that soft language... they are called prostitutes, hookers etc.

[RyanLVMetal88]

lady of the night. HAH

[barrywinehousexp]

This is a muffin factory of african persuasion, not a bordello.

[zoddie]

people try to trick americans in quick scheme solutions, stick to what you know works.

there is no miracle cure that common sense and hard work cant get you thru, stop looking at these horrible infomercials.

put them out of business.

[mjhayek]

Dude, its true...SHAMWOW is such a ripoff. i got sucked in too like a fool. its seriously worse than using plastic to clean up messes.

[zjg5001]

SHAM wow

[giantsfan85]

Finally someone else saw that camera trick that they pulled with the soda

[ferny095]

not sham wow more like scam wow

[rwest1993]

I Caught That Edit.

[lounginaddict]

yay! somebody else saw the soda bullshit!

[Jakx2]

holey shit i never notices it that before those cheekie bastards im glad i didnt buy one of those

[LegionTroll]

lol Opie and Anthony are funny

[dinodynamite2001]

i bought the Lionel train clock ..remember that one ..it never ever worked its in my basement and it is a party conversation piece (piece of crap) lol

[videolover61]

My girl got a box of Shamwow's...and the thing is a sham! I was washing my car and I was using it, but I went back to my cotton towels...they were much better!!!

[MoPapparani]

What a sham! WOW!

[ToruKun1]

"It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff."

LOL, I'm glad I'm not the only one who cracked jokes at that; I'd always go, "like the Holocaust, I mean, that was good, right?"

Unfortunately enough, my mom REALLY wants a Sham-Wow! XDD

[thebudgetgamer]

i woul have went with the awesome dual purpose shower rooms

[BlackBinLaden7]

what a shame but wow!

[dukeofhazzard421]

haha bill is the best

[TheWorldChampion01]

yah! i caught that edit! I was like WTF!? Hahah

[Kegtapper]

Easy to talk sh*t, but this is YouTube. Why not do your own experiment? And show the world your profound insight.

Oh! But this is comedy. I guess everyone can't flip burgers all their lives.

[thabacktwister]

it does NOT work.

[paisteboy]

This guy is a douche. It works. I have one.

[protuberance]

No one cares.

[steve10753]

my favorite part of the shamwow commercial is when the guy asks the cameraman in a real wise-ass voice "ya keepin' up with me camera guy". I like to imagine the cameraman just graduated from film school and will eventually become a world famous director, but for now he's stuck working with this douchebag, just wanting to punch his lights out!

[maniax342002]

LMAO

[taylloraid]

Well shit... Send yours to me!

[azndude3600]

The Shamwow works when it's wet.

[fleshbarber]

It's a Sham, WOW! Epic Win!

[Kemruss]

The Shamwow guys new commercial is even more hillarious

[rqbuchanan]

It's POWERED BY METH

[DJCoUrPzE]

fuck you bill it works

[hunghunk2006]

I heard the Shamwow was a gift for Bill's Grandmother ...linger longerrrrrrrr