The sad thing is, the joke is always on scientologists. They shell out hundreds of thousands of dollars for a shitty Xenu story. Poor bastards, P.T. Barnum was right.
@opengates777 I already did, you troll. You're actually following me on YouTube? I can't being to imagine how pathetic your life is. You keep coming back because you're desperately trying to find a way to prove me wrong on something, when in reality you never have. Remember, its you who thought Quirinius and "Cyrenius" (Quirinius' name in Greek) are different people LOL!
That guy is way out of line and has an aggressive attitude and is the harasser. They all seem mentally ill the way they imagine stuff and get derogatory. .
"Your hurt my foot!" LOL!!!! This is fucking hilarious! That hurt foot buffoon is such a dipshit. He'll probalby look me up, put his toe under my foot, and then follow me around shouting "You stepped on my toe and I can't play soccer!".
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Why is he talking about harrasment when he's fucking standing there and can easily walk away!!! hahahaha, how STUPID can you get
Always carry a frozen Alcohol/Glycol mixture. It is the only way to stop a Thetan in his/her tracks. This way, if the try and leave their body...they will be helpless souls. They always seem to "goof the floof " when confronted. Where are the great communication skills dianetics supposedly teaches people? I'm not impressed. Supreme Rulaaa!
Wow, I guess the church of Scientology never heard of the first amendment.
How come when the westboro baptist church protests at the funerals of slain soldiers they get a police escort and when anonymous & company protest at Scientology events we get kicked out. Do I smell conspiracy???
Wow thats real gorillas, but thats a good thing you got it on tape. Be careful, they could hurt you some day. But the first guy was in fact right you were there to harass scientology. You cant do that you need to have a proof for their crime and when you have, you need to go to the court, you cant do it on a street level that will lead to nothing.
Ok,I understand how funny and interesting it is to stop and talk to these scientology members and everything,but after about 5 minutes of this nonsensical conversation why didn't the camera guy just walk past the retard in the cap and keep walking? Really frustrating.
and that is the sad horrific part they have kids subjected from a very early age to this this sort of brain washing that is child abuse in its rawest form
Bring down the church! Stop the lying, the cheating and the criminal behavior. The Church of Scientology must be brought down! Refuse to associate with church members... vote to remove them from positions of power... picket every event/action they stage.
Wow.... what is incredible is that they talk about being upright moral people and they obviously haven't the faintest idea of what that is. Caught lying on camera.... someone needs some auditing.... LOL OWNED!!!!
That's ok. While I don't like the Steelers, I will empathize with you and say my dad was solicited by a Scientologist on New Years in Philly... most likely an Eagles fan... We can all be ashamed together.
Hahahaha, "Buddy" does sound like irategamer, cousin of the Angry Video Game Nerd. I wish the director would have commentary added after the videos. This material is rich, really rich.
I agree with Thornesss. One of the few practical things I learned about psychology in college was the idea of projection. Assuming I'm not destroying the meaning, it was in a nutshell "We see the world the way we see ourselves." Always note the most vehement accusers. It isn't a given, but it can be a mark of vetting guilt at another's expense.
And a fat ditto to CyberShinobi....kinda noticed that myself.
Gotta love the whiny turd who gets in front of the camera and claims he's being stalked. No shame at all...what a moron! Thank you so much for putting yourself out there, Mark, and letting these nutjobs show their true colors.
I dropped a 110 pound steel dumbbell directly on my foot one time while I was working out. It hurt like hell. I can't believe that thing harassed me and tried to stop me from worshipping my religion.
Wow these people are pathetic. Its great that you got this all on youtube so everyone could see what nutcases these Scientologists are.
antihero355 1 month ago
Oh yes... The power of words!
nine9nevamine 1 month ago
The sad thing is, the joke is always on scientologists. They shell out hundreds of thousands of dollars for a shitty Xenu story. Poor bastards, P.T. Barnum was right.
cordrenkin 3 months ago
"Buddy" = bitchmade
gmn545 5 months ago
@gmn545
its you who= bitchmade because you sill haven't pointed out the sin of Job.
opengates777 4 months ago
@opengates777 I already did, you troll. You're actually following me on YouTube? I can't being to imagine how pathetic your life is. You keep coming back because you're desperately trying to find a way to prove me wrong on something, when in reality you never have. Remember, its you who thought Quirinius and "Cyrenius" (Quirinius' name in Greek) are different people LOL!
opengates = bitchmade troll with no life
gmn545 4 months ago
hahaha I cant get enoughof buddy, his poor foot!
SupFreshtv 5 months ago
$cientology makes me want to be a part of WBC instead of them LOL
Druidwolf2 6 months ago
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Druidwolf2 6 months ago
Mark, these people are cry babies
dryace86 6 months ago
Payphones... so 90's lol!!!
dryace86 6 months ago
That guy is way out of line and has an aggressive attitude and is the harasser. They all seem mentally ill the way they imagine stuff and get derogatory. .
STEVEDIGIBOYtv 6 months ago
lol, WTF?! Who is that guy?
SupeHero00 7 months ago
4 scientologistes watched the video
GavinClementMelanson 11 months ago
Man your so funny i so wish i could join you when you did this . gotta love it LEAVE ME ALONE
ursodumbimsosmart 11 months ago
at 3:04 the fake cop asks "am I a danger to you?" Mark should have replied " hey pip-squeak at 5 foot nothing, you arent a threat to anyone" LOL
crackawise 11 months ago 2
Scientology murders people. Ask Lisa. Scientology needs to send smarter fart catchers to deal with the human cameramen
699backstab 11 months ago
"You're sexist and racist and who knows what else, man." These people are the worst debaters of all time.
SirHatchporch 11 months ago
"Your hurt my foot!" LOL!!!! This is fucking hilarious! That hurt foot buffoon is such a dipshit. He'll probalby look me up, put his toe under my foot, and then follow me around shouting "You stepped on my toe and I can't play soccer!".
stopt1me 11 months ago
Now I hate the Steelers and I'm so happy Green Bay won :D
dynamite0appletini 11 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Why is he talking about harrasment when he's fucking standing there and can easily walk away!!! hahahaha, how STUPID can you get
leebobjim 11 months ago
@Aspenly Anonymous Ftw!!!
SamuraiAsmodai 1 year ago
This video just makes me wanna grab my baseball bat and give these guys a little visit >:(
Frosmad 1 year ago
FREAKS!
hotspurschool 1 year ago
Always carry a frozen Alcohol/Glycol mixture. It is the only way to stop a Thetan in his/her tracks. This way, if the try and leave their body...they will be helpless souls. They always seem to "goof the floof " when confronted. Where are the great communication skills dianetics supposedly teaches people? I'm not impressed. Supreme Rulaaa!
CaptianKeyz 1 year ago
AAAAAH brain meltage. What the hell you morons, seriously? Go MARK BUNKER!! Wooo!
Kaasz0rz 1 year ago
fuckin zombies... never thought anything could be worse than christianity
ceelopwv 1 year ago
@ceelopwv They're not christians, are they? Or just a less pleasant type, not sure.
Kaasz0rz 1 year ago
LULZ!
LarsAKApotet 1 year ago
this dude dodges questions better then mike tyson dodges punches.
princesskaraboo 1 year ago
all we have to do is hadouken these bitches.
SpairoAce 1 year ago 4
these people are FUCKING INSANE!!!!!
ShockMaster121 1 year ago
I have only 2 words to these guys: LOL and HYPOCRITICAL
(I know that Lol is a shortcut, but you know the drill :D )
DjMaxi005 1 year ago
US stand together and Mow them the fuck out !! Period..
Alorrana 1 year ago
You lied to those clops!
JosephPage 1 year ago
Why doesn't Mark just walk past?
blowmeuptomleykis 1 year ago
OMG, love the whiney guy at around 7:00! He has a great career in soap operas in his future.
Raithor83 1 year ago
Please Buddy please don't embaress yourself anymore!
SoggyWafflz 1 year ago
7:25 He's worshipping Xemu...
CMO5569 1 year ago
The guy at the end was jokes. He sounded like a bad soap opera actor lmao
Bluesteel202 1 year ago
i find it funny that they always ask the "what are your crimes" question after somebody talks about $cientologys crimes.
they don't say $ doesn't have crimes, they are somehow admitting it.
it's like a kid
karachogm 1 year ago
omg i want to bash all of these people
drago1990 1 year ago
These people are mentally disturbed and paranoid :)
rusvityaz 1 year ago
those people sure like to contradict and manipulate the film takers words. Good job on documenting.
11mistermann11 1 year ago
bat shit crazy brain washing cult
urban1337 1 year ago
Married man is very funny."Mr.Back of the bus".
TheKimdunn 1 year ago
these people are BATSHIT insane!!!
flakattack71 1 year ago
@flakattack71 yes they are batshit insane. They sure don't act like any "religion" I've ever seen. Mafia like cult-yes. Religion-no.
cultssuck 1 year ago
Wow, I guess the church of Scientology never heard of the first amendment.
How come when the westboro baptist church protests at the funerals of slain soldiers they get a police escort and when anonymous & company protest at Scientology events we get kicked out. Do I smell conspiracy???
lmfaouser 1 year ago
Wow, what a bunch of Mongrels!
Cry some more!
:D
123456Slick 1 year ago
You should have described Dan as "the guy trying and failing to imitate my awsome whiskers of truth!" Seriously, nice beard. Nice vids.
GunsAreForSelfDefens 1 year ago
the ji vace is uh uh ok. that was so funny.
xxnobody1 1 year ago
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xxnobody1 1 year ago
you owned him so hard lawl!
aliveTerraN 1 year ago
Stupid fat fuck in a ridiculous hat. I hope he sees this video and realises what a slow brained creature he is. What an embarresment.
goochie333 1 year ago
video is funny lol
sevendust85 1 year ago
Teh evil overlolololord xenu :D
incognita112 1 year ago
Why are you guys in here calling scientology a church, its not, its a CULT!
globe255 1 year ago
i didnt think it was possible for one organization to find so many crazeys
herodias69 1 year ago
@herodias69 most of the recruits were not crazies before they joined the cult. the cult made them that way, it's sad really.
Anon
imonpainkillers 1 year ago
Buddy is a total whiner! His bullbaiting is so sloppy. It's hilarious that the more the scilons talk, the crazier they sound. They should STFU.
b1p0l4rt 1 year ago
"Heeeeeey I know you!"
harmon92 1 year ago
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skidmcmarx 1 year ago
See, this is why I wanna take part in a protest against scientogoly. Just so that I can have a first hand experience of how pathetic this is XD
TDproductions7 1 year ago
"your sexist"
"how am i sexist?"
"i dunno..ugh..ugh" xD haha classic
04carrolld 1 year ago
Wow thats real gorillas, but thats a good thing you got it on tape. Be careful, they could hurt you some day. But the first guy was in fact right you were there to harass scientology. You cant do that you need to have a proof for their crime and when you have, you need to go to the court, you cant do it on a street level that will lead to nothing.
globe255 1 year ago
Watching this makes me toggle between fun and disgust. I'd have a gas doing this and an adrenaline rush all at the same time.
StopSpamming1 1 year ago
"How am I sexist?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
Ekmec 1 year ago
Lol, if i win the lottery i want to go there with 2 personal guards at my side xD (to protect me from xenu of course..)
Nicolasduca 1 year ago
@Nicolasduca xenu's gonna find ya, and he's gonna cut ya! lol
geassmanleon 1 year ago
hehe, that loser at the end of the video was breaking into tears.
I see there are 3 qualifications to be a Scientologist: low IQ, persecution complex and an ugly face.
We need a new law passed that gives every citizen the right to perform eyestrikes, kicks to the balls, and stepping on foots of Scientologists.
ScaredPiglet 1 year ago 3
hmm .... last time buddy said it was 10 seconds
adam14212 1 year ago
Is it bad that part of me wants to believe these people don't actually exist in real life?
RaynorX 1 year ago 4
thats just like a good comedy show
jetztisfeierabend 1 year ago
I still love the one from the other video. "Have fun on the ferrace wheel!"
Zebonka 2 years ago
Oh my god this is so freaking halarious!! These retards make me feel way better about myself.
Krougenox90 2 years ago 6
Ok,I understand how funny and interesting it is to stop and talk to these scientology members and everything,but after about 5 minutes of this nonsensical conversation why didn't the camera guy just walk past the retard in the cap and keep walking? Really frustrating.
vancedev 2 years ago
Ty Mark Bunker! I was a member of this for 9yrs. But thanks to Tory and Mark and Anonymous i am free.
ditdadi3 2 years ago
"what have you done?" what a bunch of fuckin retards i wanna fight a scientologists lol mark bunker is a baller and a wise man
Krizaig 2 years ago 2
wow, these ppl are beyond retarded
gasshuffer 2 years ago 4
and that is the sad horrific part they have kids subjected from a very early age to this this sort of brain washing that is child abuse in its rawest form
thefairlysimple1 2 years ago 2
That last guy is GOLD. ou could tell he didn't believe a word he was saying, but it was actually very well said and pretty funny too.
Gregamania69 2 years ago
Church of Scientology Members are some of the most rage inducing tards on the face of the planet
brianismynamo55 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Leave the church alone.
Rugg247 2 years ago
Bring down the church! Stop the lying, the cheating and the criminal behavior. The Church of Scientology must be brought down! Refuse to associate with church members... vote to remove them from positions of power... picket every event/action they stage.
Aspenly 2 years ago 55
@Aspenly ~ strange but true ~ even on Ytube ~ look sharp *
TJae1 1 year ago
you mean leave the cult alone
briantheman890 2 years ago 24
Take your money hungry church and shove it up your ass...you fucking scientology cunt
brianismynamo55 2 years ago
Nnnnnnnnah
thatsMrSmileytoyou 2 years ago
lol at you
snaxel3971 2 years ago
Mr. back of the bus,is Buddy still in the cult ?
julinnobile 2 years ago
Yes. Anonymous got some video of him recently.
XENUTV 2 years ago 2
haha i love it when he walks straight past the guard.
joeyfalcone 2 years ago
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1useyourbrain1 2 years ago
"Thats right, keep it up buddy!" LOL
feroz161 2 years ago
yeah geez mark stop harrasing them you dont throw rocks at the short bus do ya, j/k mark your fugging badass
Foffie123 2 years ago
LoL!! The mighty OSA army..especially that dude at 6:50 "Stop picking on me waaaaahhhhh!!!!"
sdsuman1 2 years ago 2
its amazing how these people believe in this its not a religion are these people retarted
ironbawsmcginty 2 years ago 5
All those guys are assholes
chipmunkm1001 2 years ago 8
This is hilarious. Wow. LMAO!!!!!!
hnoss13 2 years ago 4
Dancing and drinking is a service
mariofreak444 2 years ago 3
Scientologist are kinda retarded sometimes....
jonny992 2 years ago 4
what is an ot8???
MamaMaryEllensBlog 2 years ago
some1 below a ot9
darthkarr 2 years ago 2
an 8th level scientologist
it is the highest level a scientologist can attain
level as in their status in the church and their self "enlightenment"
but they get there by paying inglorious amounts of money to the church....
silverfish9 2 years ago 7
@silverfish9
its not true
level 8 is i only the highest level on earth
but the stuppid scientology people believes that they are able to reach lvl 15 on other planets and so on.....
very stupid if you ask me
Karyu17 1 year ago
The guy that steps in at 6:45 sounds like the character in Ghostbusters that was trying to hit on Sigourney Weaver in the apartment building...lol.
BoomerNavy70 2 years ago
Hahahaha he sounds like Bill Murray you mean? I thought of the exact same thing! LOL. Poor bastards..
Leffe81 2 years ago
just watched all 3 video's, keep up the work mark.... would you happen to have video's of this year? :)
LordMulicee 2 years ago
if you see all three vids you will notice they keep saying what have you done andthey say get the camera away from me and they continue to follow
jakass93 2 years ago
Anyone else think this guy sounds like Seth Rogen?
NaziXSandwhich 2 years ago
as soon as the camera's off, they start swingin'.
keep rolling...
4bibimimi 2 years ago
DON'T TAZE ME BRO!
31337Anonymous31337 2 years ago
i hate buddy
blueye7 2 years ago
what a load of psichos!
iosuVakerizzo 2 years ago
A brilliant example of 'simply saying something, doesn't make it true'.
telekt 2 years ago
Wow.... what is incredible is that they talk about being upright moral people and they obviously haven't the faintest idea of what that is. Caught lying on camera.... someone needs some auditing.... LOL OWNED!!!!
pingu4u 2 years ago 2
lol 1:37 the dude said
they dont wanna be her assed XD
myfatproductions 3 years ago
HAhAHAah I dont wanna be her assed
mfgodoy 2 years ago 2
"I don't like how you fabricate lies about people!" Earlier - "You were drunk!"
3zzzpmk 3 years ago
The TR's
cs . cmu . edu / ~dst / Secrets / TR/index . html
Suck it, Scilons!
prjctblue 3 years ago
"Mr. Back in the bus," GET OUT!
BigStick3456 3 years ago
OH NO NOT MY FOOT!! NOT THE FOOT FROM A MONTH AGO!!!....Fucking Scientologists and their fabrications
petercab 3 years ago
lol geezus he WALKS UP to you and says you're harassing him
LtSurge659 3 years ago 2
Out of ALL NFL TEAMS he HAD to wear a Steelers cap ::hangs head in shame and disgust::
mrsalmon1984 3 years ago
That's ok. While I don't like the Steelers, I will empathize with you and say my dad was solicited by a Scientologist on New Years in Philly... most likely an Eagles fan... We can all be ashamed together.
TehHoboClone 2 years ago
"get a life"
HAHAHA That's classic! lol
musicfreak1085 3 years ago
Finally is it Xenu or Xemu ?
ericcartman321 3 years ago
xemu
myfatproductions 3 years ago
The name has been spelled both as Xenu and Xemu
mfgodoy 2 years ago
buddy looks like and sounds like Irategamer
comatarmsFTW 3 years ago
Hahahaha, "Buddy" does sound like irategamer, cousin of the Angry Video Game Nerd. I wish the director would have commentary added after the videos. This material is rich, really rich.
tubeyoume 2 years ago 4
is it just me or does he walk in front of the camera and say why do you keep filming me?
XxcybershinobixX 3 years ago 5
I agree with Thornesss. One of the few practical things I learned about psychology in college was the idea of projection. Assuming I'm not destroying the meaning, it was in a nutshell "We see the world the way we see ourselves." Always note the most vehement accusers. It isn't a given, but it can be a mark of vetting guilt at another's expense.
And a fat ditto to CyberShinobi....kinda noticed that myself.
HotaruZoku 3 years ago
They are so friggin brainwashed... It's insane!
KamratSvenneryd 3 years ago 3
"get a life" ??
A SCIFAG SAYING "GET A LIFE"!!!!!?
this is MADNESS!
KRISHANKO 3 years ago 4
yes.
MISTOdodo 3 years ago
That Buddy talks like he's in a bad after school special.
the1recluse 3 years ago
HAHA! It's Buddy!
I totally wasn't expecting that. GOLD!
cuchulainn424 3 years ago
gotta love it.
*starts walking away*
*other guy block him off*
"why are you harassing me?"
omgwtfbbqzorz 3 years ago
"Yoo hert mah fut!!" Lol that guy was great, just a perfect example of a fool.
MountHappy 3 years ago
This is just too f***ing funny!
Pecker6914 3 years ago
you r a sexist, i dont know what that means but u r a sexist.
Stupid kid
1974HOSTILE 3 years ago
What a bunch of fucktards, Scientologists.
AgainstAllGods 3 years ago
"It turns out to be fiction." Like the alien overlords is proven fact?
PhantomDog 3 years ago
It's funny; these dingalings can't even be straight up for 2 minutes. How's that for paranoia?
PhantomDog 3 years ago
XD!!!! "Your some sort of pyscho live me alone leave me alone!!!! Your racist and sexist!"
So was the scientologist secretly black and a transexual? 0_0
Enyzme145 3 years ago
Thank you for making these videos
Tobelli 3 years ago
Anonymous members need to take advice from Wise Beard Man. When I hear never forgive will send you to a HOT place.
AnointedSaintz2 3 years ago
OWNED by Wise Beard Man yet again.
tuxfred 3 years ago 6
Is there something this people will NOT say to make others look bad? It's like they are on auto-pilot.
BiffePlay 3 years ago 2
"I'm here to worship" psh. F*ck off and die man.
"you're a sexist"
what an idiot
Lordisux 3 years ago 4
"Mr. Back in the Bus?"
ianvisser 3 years ago
Stop harassing me!!!! lmfao
give mark a medal
zune101 3 years ago
Gotta love the whiny turd who gets in front of the camera and claims he's being stalked. No shame at all...what a moron! Thank you so much for putting yourself out there, Mark, and letting these nutjobs show their true colors.
paxpaul 3 years ago 2
WBM rulez. Practicing the art of talk-jitsu, dialog-fu, filibuster boxing, the martial art of the tongue.
Teach it brother!
taden144 3 years ago
"alright im going this way"
holy shit, that silence must have been scarey, WBM could have seriously dosed out some murder if he wasent the patient man he is
mhale71 3 years ago
April 12
NatureLegalized 3 years ago 2
illegally held me for 45 seconds hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I laugh in your face.
Jacklus 3 years ago
I dropped a 110 pound steel dumbbell directly on my foot one time while I was working out. It hurt like hell. I can't believe that thing harassed me and tried to stop me from worshipping my religion.
kinghippo14 3 years ago 2
Lmao, dang you pwned that guy hahaha.
KrazyRawb 3 years ago 2
STOP HARASSING ME!!!!
hugmaster44 3 years ago 2
I love how their response every time people ask about Lisa McPherson is "People die every day" as if Scientology had NO hand in her death.
LeftyBlue 3 years ago 6
yup, its just so absurd its hilarious
guiltybystander77 3 years ago 4
That first guy was made of Scientology brand FAIL. If you don't want to be filmed then leave, lest ye incur the wrath of WISE BEARD MAN!
pididle 3 years ago 3
I love you wise beard man. Anonymous loves you.
You totally pwned that first guy.
fleetingdream 3 years ago 5
I would have beaten up that securety guard and that other guy that said "This is my Churh".
tomatmann2 3 years ago 2
these guys are crazy
sex112233 3 years ago
Hah hah! Buddy is the type of comic relief that just keeps on giving.
OceanbornAngel 3 years ago
wow... dan murnan was much more skilled at asking 'what are you crimes' then this guy. he just gets owned
boredkid456 3 years ago 5
ahahah h;D;D;D;D;D
tkstka 3 years ago
"You're stalking me man, leave me alone! You keep targeting me! Leave me alone!"
I lol'd at buddy once again.
shalaholo 3 years ago
Guy: I'm telling on you Mark. You're a douche. Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
coolguy42188 3 years ago
i can't wait to see this documentary at sundance :)
Nrrody 3 years ago
God bless Dan Murton - his outrageous antics helped created the wonderful XenuTV
+ helped create the Anonymous mass pickets
Talk about blowback!! LOL
scotcom 4 years ago 2
WOW!! Feel Sorry for these People,Especially the Kids!!!!
wmbdm 4 years ago
How can we put "Buddy" out of his misery ?
jerrylewis333 4 years ago
By stepping on his foot a hundred times!
takotheoktopus 4 years ago 3
Yes he'd be at peace, nobody would be "following" him anymore! God, I want to kill that retard.
shalaholo 3 years ago
I love how they are so terrible at trying to get people under thier control.
that guy:
"You were intoxicated"
wise beard man:
"I have never had a drink in my life"
that guy:
"well, that was just was what I heard"
UkazutoX 4 years ago 3
omfg this is great lol
everbluenocturne 4 years ago 2