alice kramden from the honeymooners sitcom, circa 1955, before my time, where the punchline was the husband saying to his wife alice "one of these days, straight to the moon/pow, right in the kisser", dave joked on the fact that the punchline was in effect, a guy getting so upset with his wife he tells her one day hes gonna hit her so hard in her mouth she will fly to the moon.
i wanna talk to samson. fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden, cuz its hard being black and gifted. sometimes i just wanna throw it all down and get lifted. its the best sense around, samson's shit is blessed; got the whole town on lockdowwwwwn....
@MrFegelein idk search the web "sampson" & "dave", "if you believe, just say my name bastion...SAY MY NAME!" -opens window and screams: "MrFegelein"...... "jus take a look its inna book reading rain-bow" all bustin out the screen with book knowledge like levar burton. you wanna try somethin that will split yo wig? try smoken squid - fumari los calamari.... sorry? sry?
dave chappelle is a comedic genius by the way, mad respect for him...
kmkshakey 5 days ago
alice kramden from the honeymooners sitcom, circa 1955, before my time, where the punchline was the husband saying to his wife alice "one of these days, straight to the moon/pow, right in the kisser", dave joked on the fact that the punchline was in effect, a guy getting so upset with his wife he tells her one day hes gonna hit her so hard in her mouth she will fly to the moon.
kmkshakey 5 days ago
i wanna talk to samson. fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden, cuz its hard being black and gifted. sometimes i just wanna throw it all down and get lifted. its the best sense around, samson's shit is blessed; got the whole town on lockdowwwwwn....
kmkshakey 5 days ago
We'll never get to talk to "Smason."
JonasPolsky 2 months ago
Smason??
greeneyeslinz 3 months ago
the person who posted the vid was too high to post the title correctly
koala381 6 months ago 2
its there for all the others
subrecter 7 months ago
fucking youtube
Izziana 7 months ago
No audio and you spelt SAMSON WRONG!
MrFegelein 7 months ago
@MrFegelein you spelled sampson wrong
subrecter 7 months ago
@subrecter
lol nope.
The spelling i used is in the offical movie quotes, the script, etc.
;) looks like you been smoking too much fine china
MrFegelein 7 months ago
@MrFegelein idk search the web "sampson" & "dave", "if you believe, just say my name bastion...SAY MY NAME!" -opens window and screams: "MrFegelein"...... "jus take a look its inna book reading rain-bow" all bustin out the screen with book knowledge like levar burton. you wanna try somethin that will split yo wig? try smoken squid - fumari los calamari.... sorry? sry?
subrecter 7 months ago
@subrecter
Thats it lay down the crack pipe.
''Son..... I am disapoint'
MrFegelein 7 months ago
There's no audio... Now it sucks for two reasons.
Anfubvinch 9 months ago 4
I too, would like to talk to smason.
LukeVsShark 10 months ago
29 people do smoke weed
rydogg325 1 year ago
thats fucked up!!!!
sarcastic456 1 year ago
chupame la verga gringo puto
pidemelafrula 1 year ago
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All stoners and pot heads copy this and paste on 4 diff videos!
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yutalking 1 year ago
dude really fuck, do not disrespect
happystick1 1 year ago
wtf is this crap?
hackleback 1 year ago
:13 sec is freaky to me!
johnnyt420 1 year ago
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johnnyt420 1 year ago
Not only was the video terrible, you spelled SAMSON wrong in the title.
"Smason"
zippyflaa 1 year ago
haha you put in bryan herman and slash
MrGuGnar 1 year ago
You were high when you got the idea, but when it wore off you saw that it sucked!!!!
mrbriansykes35 1 year ago
Californians vote YES on 19 Nov. 2nd!
Joenval4ever 1 year ago
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LOLZ they glued 6 dookie braids,on a bald head,roflmao Dave Chappelle is stupid as fuck for that lmfao!
mrssmithjr 1 year ago
LOLZ they glued 6 dookie braids,on a bald head,roflmao Dave Chappelle is stupid as fuck for that lmfao!
mrssmithjr 1 year ago
fuck!!!
troy9o9 1 year ago
awww crap mo stank!
creapah 1 year ago
Holy shit, what stand-up special is the pic from 0:36 from?? Tracy dressed like Bruce Lee? That's hilarious
LtotheoganX 1 year ago
me tootrew
latkeeeeeeee 1 year ago
..and the rest of the altamont team
thehardones222 1 year ago
wow and brian herman. you must skate
thehardones222 1 year ago
bryan herman.. nice
thehardones222 1 year ago
you stupid bastard this sucks
sergioyrebk 1 year ago
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Boznii 1 year ago
@Boznii fag
kentutlagibest 1 year ago
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Boznii 1 year ago
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Boznii 1 year ago
got the whole town in lockdown..... LOL
xmenfan5 1 year ago
Learn how to spell samson douchebag
ezal37 1 year ago
Because it's hard being black and gifted.
kush2121 1 year ago
weak as piss.... dont have kids
bigabs18281 1 year ago
This video is so full of fail.
DrPoon 1 year ago 3
I wanna talk to Smason.
gargantuan13 1 year ago 2
No Audio, slideshow instead of real video, misspelled "samson" ... just delete it -__-
MixtapeMessiah92 1 year ago 3
BLOW ME WMG! I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON!
RalighSchwanson 1 year ago 3
WTF THERE'S NO SOUND!!!!!!
lilcgrown 1 year ago
WMG suck monkey balls!1!1!1
RoscoeT99 2 years ago 6
SLIDESHOW?!!!! LAME!!!!!!!!!! die.
misscloudia 2 years ago 3
FUCK WMG!!!
zzzilxlizzz 2 years ago 4
im sad :(
mrjay602 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
go type in "what the fuck did you expect" its tight when your high
ahhimazombie 2 years ago
if if they didnt take the audio off slideshows allways suck in general
TMartin617 2 years ago 2
funny funny movie
kirababy35 2 years ago
anyways**
youngr33zy15 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this vid is gay anywas
youngr33zy15 2 years ago
yeh u can fake em out by mungin the audio a bit but you still end up with a "red flag" on yr account or some BS like that. it sux >:(
garfus2 2 years ago
youtube became a bitch......audio removed
sPiNcH 2 years ago 62
Are you hungry girl?
FUCK YOU NIGGA!!!
I was talking to the horse ma'am.
20BMX5 2 years ago
'I SEEN EM!!!"
adr4120 2 years ago
have that girl stick that beer bottle in the butt
akilla899 2 years ago
yo what is the song at the end? I know the lyrics but i don't know who sings it.
JanggALangg 2 years ago
just watch the credits at the end when they name the songs
Rocker8751 2 years ago
hahahahaah best movie what i see
maurolinga 3 years ago
he had sex weed!! me mama!!!
rizaldy01 3 years ago
Fail.
wacobites 2 years ago
this "funny" ???? ...slideshow
TheRampa 3 years ago
lol listen to 0:15 to 0:17 the HUH?!?! lol,
watcher4655 3 years ago 2
hahah lol
like a chicken or something XD when you kick it xDDD
Suchtimann 3 years ago
shitttt
didzisdidzis 3 years ago
I SEEN EM!!! LMAO
smokeyoner 3 years ago
i know right, like anybody needed verification
killerrey 3 years ago
Wtf?
Darthkronik 3 years ago
got da whole town on lockdown:DDDD
FuckSimple 3 years ago 2
slideshows SUCK!!!
al28283 3 years ago 66
haha thank you
bwsdavid 3 years ago
Still, I watched Half Baked again after seeing this. Abra- Kedraba !
al28283 3 years ago
True but The Audio is Great on this One man.
yakomuto 3 years ago
wow that was tight ive never seen the whole thing
Fredgar125 3 years ago
I wanna talk to SaMSon, But WTF!!!!
xxsaxinxx 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIEz
MANIAK2UcE 3 years ago
"Shir shmoke Alot, HAHA" XD Great
BlueBoyCSS 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
tell me what you think..
bwsdavid 3 years ago