Detective Mittens: The Crime Solving Cat

[alufangirl1993]

hand scandal plaques lol

[thesnowdog311]

i keep laughing at the captions of all the videos

[RoughReidar]

the awk...noone gives a damn abou top 2 comments being the same

[elneutro7]

Detective Mittens=Dexter Morgan

[Jgomez1996]

The Cat's Meow's Sound Like The Sunflower From Bino The Elephant

[InfernalDisgrace]

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker

[theegabisstranded]

Sheesh! Graphic Description!

[Cheeseman1080]

Isn't it a funny coincidence that Mittens sounds like the marshmallow people? ...What?

[TheVidotube]

before cole phelps went into the buissnes

[benaji261]

"I just had my life threatened...and my mother's sexual decency brought into question."

lmao

[StupefyConfundo]

Meow Meow Meow Meow?, Meow Meow Meow.

Engish Translation: Have You Met Stanley?, He's Real Nice.

[StupefyConfundo]

Honestly, the top 2 comments should NEVER be the same thing.

[mdude50]

listin at 1:38 to mitten's anger

[number1hombre]

My favorite part was when he said meow.

[TVsmasher66]

1:06 Hello?

Voice on phone: CHARLIE, WE GOTZ TO GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN

Guy at phone: For the last time I'm not this "Charlie" person!

[brsten3]

Mittens should meet mr.happyface

[Catkittehcat]

Mittens should meet Stanley, he's real nice...

[SabrinaReynolds619]

Good mittens you scare fuckin cat

[xsporian]

dick shaped blood stain :29

[DukeOfJelly]

@xsporian NO

[TheZachary9]

"joes italian how can i how can i help you"

"meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

[AnonymousPenguin1]

I´ve started to end sentences with "You scary fucking cat" and then just leave like a boss.

[kittielover5678]

1:46 thumbs up if you hear Charlie the Unicorn! :D

[lovePaNiCaTtHeDiScO8]

meow meow meow

[StupefyConfundo]

The top 2 comments should NEVER be the same thing.....

[Tinkerbell4549]

Mittens is an awesome cat! Just don't make he/she angry...

[AGrayPhantom]

Sounds like the victims were attacked by the Slenderman.

[Barcas666]

@AGrayPhantom Or maybe Slenderman has a Slendercat pet :O

[GKareBEST]

I was wathcing this with my cat sleeping next to me. So i said to her "Your so cute when you sleep, you scary fucking cat." But then I sorta regretted it because she was to damn cute.

[LawzOFRandom]

0:31 is that blood on the wall?

[ninjahamsters18]

@LawzOFRandom dur its blood

[mettalx1]

Mittens would be dinner in china!

[Jasupi911]

i request more DETECTIVE MITTENS!!!!

[bladeofbattousai]

My cat is strangely excited by this video......I think I'm gonna lock my door tonight.

[Therealrand0mmike]

well good work mittens u scarry fucking cat

[TheWaffeMaster]

Mittens should meet Stanley, hes real nice

[prodasspro]

go to close caption, turn transcribe audio on, go to the bit where he says 'you scary fucking cat'

[liamfitzp]

You scary fucking cat

[Lbones007]

Scary f-ing cat is right

[EuphoniumPlayer97]

Go to CC and CLick transcribe audio and now u can understand mittens =P

[superkawaiihawaii3]

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[Cookieandcreame51]

Freaking classic

[KagomeChic]

Joe should meet Stanley, He's real nice..

[nikki123loveee]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[natesdevices]

your rolling around in gooey smelly evidence

[lauralauramay]

.....does everyone else understand mittens........?

[almhorsegirl]

u scary f*ckin' cat

[fighting16th]

i wonder wat meow means

[squirrelchic]

Mitten NOPE chuck testa...

[TheGayScott]

Woof

[LetsPlayGamesGuy]

Hmmmm meow meow meow meow

[CynderandBoltlover]

@JRSanches93 MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW meow meow MEEEEOOOOOWW!!!!

[MrBreadisawesome]

meow



[wrightsel44]

is that carl's hat?

[minecraft2011ish]

@wrightsel44 nope



[BenDiPiero]

Make a detective Mittens 2!!!!!

[CynderandBoltlover]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meowmeowmeowmeow! Meow meow meow meow meow! MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!!

[JRSanchez93]

@CynderandBoltlover MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!! Meeeoooww meeeeooooww. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meoe meow meow meow.

[Doomsdave96]

Meow. Meow Noire?

[xLoveandLightningx]

Is that Paul's hat?

[xSouthParkateer]

Arrow even

[xSouthParkateer]

I used to give cats wrong orders at Italian takeaways, but then I took an arris to the knee...

[ianpacheco93]

mittens make some good points

[xxcena6]

STOP SOPA!

[GrayWoIf]

Don't meow with me I'll meow you I mean it!

[SinisterLuck]

His best yet

[theKidZwantTechno1]

Joe's Italian: Wrong again are you... are you sure?

Mittens: Meow meoow meow meow meow meow

Joe's Italian: I'm very sorry, I'm not sure how this happened.

Mittens: Meow Meooow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow MEOW meow MEEEOWW meow meow MEEEEOW, meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Joe's Italian: Hold on a minute those threats are way out of line! I'm calling the police.

*ringing*

Mittens: Meow meow

[Imogen6294]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...

meow... meow.... meow... MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW... MEEEAAAOOOWW.. MEANSNNNKSNKHFOWW.

[dragonpaw101]

you scary f*cking cat

[bigshowsteveo98]

lost it a 1:47 LMFAO

[SantaClawz101]

grrrrrrrrh

[zackforbus]

Gotta love how every other comment is the last line of the video.

[gumdrop123458]

this video is so weird like what cat kills a man because he got the wrong order ????? scary cat 0.0

[insertrandomnamenow]

@gumdrop123458 Never working at a restraunt. Ever.

[TheRickrollerhater]

Good work Mittens... You scary fucking cat.

[gothkittywarrior2]

i love detective mittens he iz amazingggggg

[fungirlsoup]

Good work Mittens,you scary fucking cat.

[DarkSpiritPanther]

Is that Paul's hat Mittens is wearing?

[Rhombi485]

what mitten said at 1:47: YOU GOT IT WRONG AGAIN YOU SON OF A B!TCH....im gana FKING CUT YOUR THROAT OPEN, AND WHEN YOUR DEAD IM GANA GO TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE AND R@PE THE SHIT OUT OF HER!

[SimsFreak1311]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!!!!!!

[DefeaterG8]

X Truth

□ Doubt

▲ Meow

[john70jake]

@DefeaterG8 I see what you did there XD

[BadDiAmoNds]

@DefeaterG8 thumbs up 4 L.A Noire refernce

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[ThatSongReplay]

I soooo understand him! Iv had plenty of practice understanding Gary the snail :D

[ficklenutterbar]

meow meow meow meow meow meow. meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW!!!!!!

woah no need for those kind of threats!

[princessvulpix100]

TRANSCRIBE AUDIO IS ALMOST CORRECT

[animationGREEN]

That makes Sense you scary fucking cat

[TheMegajoey123]

I used to solve crimes with a cat, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[HeyGuiseItsSean]

...You scary fucking cat.

[357quan]

Good work mittens you homicidal fucking cat

[emaxrevival]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW ! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW !

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW ! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW !

[ajohara13]

Nice pencil =D

[157dominick]

[well good jod mittens , you dicusting fucking cat]

[Kristhor]

she is investigating with her mittens ^^

[YourSkyliner]

I'm a pizza and I find this offensive

[beatlesfreak89]

He talks like Daniel Tiger from "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood".

[ChinkenNuggetsRock]

joe is charlie.

[swartzdestiny]

YOU SCARY FUCKING CA XD

[RobSellsTacos]

as you can see, we found this one fraction.

looks like we're getting hotel!

that was not.

now we are.

harold ickies doing this?

...i gotta stop taking it over.

[RobSellsTacos]

wow I haven't seen this video in 3 years! it's still funny as hell though :D

[RainAngel111]

3:30 the captions are actually right! almost

[beastdawgify]

robert mitchum`s floating head killed mittens with a microwave.. :(

[gamerzombie5]

TRANSLATION DO THE ORDER RIGHT

[gamerzombie5]

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWW

[TheIncredibleRazone]

Meow meow meow meow, MEOW meow meow, MEOW meow meow meow MEOW.

Translation:Trust me, u dont wanna know

[Purman99]

you screay fucken cat

[567avril]

@Purman99 *Scary. (-2)

[Earthium]

meow meow meow meow 30,880 meow meow

[MrAsh12315]

meow meow! meow meow! meow meow! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

[420wolfeman]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh mittens your rolling around in gooy smelley evedince

[parcofantasma]

Charlie the unicorn's italian, how can I help you?

[RevengeSeeker4321]

How is it still alive when Robert and the cloak killed him

[tomthekingofdirt]

My cats name is mittens! :0

[Trilbydood]

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow­meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow­meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow­meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow­meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow­meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme­owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow­meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

[TheMimileigh]

@Trilbydood Such a way with words 'Wipes eyes'.

[reinoheya]

Mitten's hat reminds me of Paul's hat! :o

[MyLoveIsDeeFizzy]

Lol "u scary fucken cat" I couldn't stop laughing

[Penoreo10]

Mittens IS a scary fucking cat... he is, indeed.

[adriannaR1997]

Hahahaha I total talk cat .......dose he kiss his mother with that mouth

[setitoff2244]

Kitten Mittens!



[TheDarkness989]

my cats name is mittens!

[acamp1995]

Good work Mittens.

You scary fucking cat...

[MrAsh12315]

I knew someone would post that!

[randomgrl100]

I wish I understood cat ._.

[iamfrancenj]

Mittens should meet Stanley, he's real nice.

[FunnyCrazii]

@iamfrancenj i think mittens should meet carl and stanley

[Sevival]

@iamfrancenj who's stanley

[piperandpogo]

Meow meow mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooo­oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[piperandpogo]

vote up up if you think this cat is scary and makes you want to lock your house!

[Crazyawesomeretard]

mmmmmmmmeow mmmmmmeow

i want some spaghetti

[goremini181]

@Crazyawesomeretard your initials are CAR

[Trasformerkid1000]

I'm sorry your fuckin crazy

[PaulVSoares]

you so need to make another one. LOVE IT! PS. u could almost make out what the CAt was saying, hum.... or im just crazy and though i under stand the Meowing since i do have a cat

[11Silverstorm]

@PaulVSoares It's a trait you obtain from having a cat with a personality.

Meow meow MEOW!!!!

[JonathanTBE]

iv'e check some things in my dictionary and check this out

*Meow >>> This Shit just Hilarious

[khicks4422]

What the heck is that cat saying! I NEED TO KNOW! and I wonder what did she/he ordered to get her/his order wrong in the first place and last thing why he/she killed the guy who got the order wrong. to words for ya CALM DOWN!

[zacattack42]

{Insert funny quote from video}

Top Comment

[jollena100]

Mittens should meet carl he's real nice.

[Mitchakamanfred]

@jollena100 <-- should remember the guy from the video you're thinking of's name is Stanley.

[TheSecretEagle]

mittens is gona be a pedafile next........ his name MR>MEOWMEOW CANDY

[trter10]

mittens should check out the ferrets...

[ace02hockey]

ROTFLMFAO

[EnjoyTheTragedy]

2:42

Like a sir.

[WhyNotMyChannel]

Haha. Love you Mittens <3

[thecommenter18]

creepiest cat on youtube

[kchagin100]

i didnt know Charlie worked at joes

[oopsidroptmywallet]

2:54... wild meowth appeared

[pokemon0049]

meow meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!

[Runtherd]

meow

[RubixProduction]

anyone notice the penis blood splatter on the right?

[therainbowpanda9]

It seems like mittens likes to curse out people, threaten their mothers, and then rip out their throats...

you scary f***ing cat. XD

[codydot]

NO MITTENS A CORPS IS NOT A BOX!!llolololololol

[homohillbillysrlol]

@2:40 I couldn't tell if the hat was part of the get-up

[katryndumble]

Good work mittens.. you scary F***ing cat.. LOVE IT!! Ha ha . More more...

[Tfarley96]

Imagine: mittens and carl teaming up. OH GOOD LORD IT WOULD BE THE END OF THE WORLD

[valkireace]

hey mittens meow meow meow mmmeoooww MEOW!?@#$%^&*()

[GrimTheRealReaper]

3:35-3:40 = best part.

[Asuna1218]

meow.. meow meow MEOOWWW meow meow meowww MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWWWWWW MMEEEOOOWWW

[kroyalroyaldoll]

well good work Mittens you scary fucking cat

[mermaidbella1]

Meow meow meow .......MEOW!¡@!!!!!!!!!!

[thisistommy662]

Hahahahahahahahahaha V

[Eviscerate99]

I ...... NEVER....PET A FUCKING KITTEN AGAIN

[cowlufoo2]

@Eviscerate99 :D I have 3 cats and one is a kitten

[TheNewmixes]

@cowlufoo2 Do you like them baked, fried, or grilled?

[garganbrenna74]

Why doesn't he just go to a different restaurant?

[hat142434]

ha ha he has a hat

[2pikachu8]

Mittens should meet Stanley he's real nice.

[SuperShadowKitten]

make more mitten vids

[SuperShadowKitten]

dont ever screw up a kittens order ... or u will pay

[NotANormalKid15]

Unbeatable ''D

[secretfinder12345]

You scary fucking cat.

[flippybear556]

i am a cereal killer y just this morning i killed some honey nut cerriors by drowing them in milk and digesting the corrpes

[Daggersanctuary]

meow meow meooooow.... meow meow meeeooooooooooow... meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

Those threats are WAY out of line!!

[mtgibby]

MEOW?!?! meow meow meow..... ME......OW!!!

[zacablaster]

Well good work mittens, you scary fuking cat!

[Cubonex]

im in the mood for spaghetti :3

[The12yearoldartist]

mittens sounds like an angry japanese person.

[bread315]

1:06

Ch-charlie? Charlie the unicorn?? Is that you??!!!

[Zandraweirdo]

meow meow meow meow