The spartans had the phalinx and I dont care how big or strong those uruk-hai are they couldnt get past that impenitrable formation, cause the spartans were strong as hell too...300 spartans against 10,000 uruk-hai the spartans would probably loose but take atleast 8,000 uruk-hai to hell with them..10,000 spartans vs isengard = uruk-hai getting assraped.
Isengard would win. Saruman had a Palantir and wouldve seen how to outflank the Spartans, thus the Uruk-Hai with their better equiptment, higher numbers, greater morale and insatiable bloodlust would win the day. the Uruk-Hai were only defeated at Helm's Deep because they were outflanked and surrounded on all sides, including the Huorns (killer trees) 10000 Uruk-Hai against 300 Spartans would be in Isengard's favor
im sorry but the Uruk-Hai have superior strength and enhancements.(speed,stamina,endurance).. plus they have steel sheilds crossbows,ballista's, bombs.. and they are more brutal. also they have beserkers that dont feel pain and are on constant adrenaline(taking out a dozen experienced war elves).. The Spartans would put up a good fight but eventually they will go down..
also if the Uruks for some reason had problems getting through the spartans they could just sneak a mine on the cliff above where the spartans were and set it off and then big rocks fall on top of them break there shield wall and then kill the rest then its on the sparta and the rest of Greece.
@TheMacedonLord 1. no the spartans are not in a cave and from what i saw in the movie there are some spots where the persian archer where that the balistas could go.
2. Uruks shields would be stronger than the spartans because they are made of steel but you are right about them being smaller.
also i keep on seeing people that think that the greeks would win because they beat the living hell out of the persians well you forgot that the persians had some of the worst weapons of the time so for that reason there numbers did not count for anything. The Uruk-hai on the other had not only outnumber by a lot but they have way better armor and weapons and they can use that phalanx formation so those put togather mean Uruk-hai dine on spartans tonight.
and to the people that think the spatrans would win you are wrong. zentrend pointed out everything the uruks have over the spartans but the phalanx and i told yall about that and on top of that in real life it was not just 300 spartans defending it it was the 300 spartans and like 8,000 other greeks to help hold the line so if we are talking about just the 300 for sure uruk-hai win and i think even in real life case uruks still win.
also for the person that said how they were able to stand up to the Persians well you forgot that the person did not have very good weapons at all. and there armor was not even meal or did they even have armor?
also i think we can all agree that the best of the uruk-hai Lurtz would be having that lenidos (the king of the spartans)or what ever his name his for dinner.
and to the people that think the spatrans would win you are wrong. zentrend pointed out everything the uruks have over the spartans but the phalanx and i told yall about that and on top of that in real life it was not just 300 spartans defending it it was the 300 spartans and like 8,000 other greeks to help hold the line and on the last day it was still not just them it there was 1000 other greeks that stayed behid can't remember who they were.
to the person that said how Isengard would totally win you are right but you left one thing out and that is that the uruks can also use the the phalanx and on top of that they have way longer spears and as you said steel weapons and spartans only have bronze.
Even though comparable Macedonian armies defeated Persian armies with 10 times their number of men, ~70 000 Macedonians vs min of 500 000 to max of over 1 250 000 Persians
Total casulaties : Macedonians 3 000(a lot of those were Macedonian civilians back at the camp some of the persians broke throught to, this is the reason Alexander had to backtrack and didnt capture Darius. also the hardest fight against Persian army was agains the Greek mercenaries) , Persian casulaties 100 000 or more.
To give you a sense of Spartan strength: the army with the fastest conquests in Antiquity: Macedonian army of Alexander the Great had a real hard time deafeating a numerical inferior, under-armed Spartan army(Macedonians had competent cavalry, Spartans none, Macedonians had many siege weapons, Spartans had barely any archers). 30 000 Macedonians vs ~ 13 000 Spartans
Total casualties: Macedonians ~ 6 000 , Spartans most(even though a lot of these were killed from afar by archers and siege.
It is very real tha spartans may have been the STRONGEST warrior type on Earth before rapid fire guns, as claimed by many reality based weapon comparison shows, but uruks are fictional so its hard to tell.
It is very real tha spartans may have been the STRONGEST warrior type on Earth before rapid fire guns, as claimed by many reality based weapon comparison shows, but uruks are fictional so its hard to tell.
If Aragorn, Boromir et co skill in combat is comparable to some of the better Spartan warriors, and it is believable it would be, then even with bronze weapons(not steel) 300 Spartans(they were already chosen from among some of the better Spartan warriors) would caus a Shit load of casu..
spartans have been trained since their childhood in the best fighting techniques...they used to attack trees with their torso and bring them down...they knew they were gonna die and still fought to the death...the best physically and mentally (bravery , courage , limitless adrenaline) equipped soldiers in the whole world...uruk hai were 10000 and were defeated by 2000 horsemen and a weak army defending the keep...spartans killed 1000000 persians according to Hrodotos...hello from greece!
spartans is no match against the uruk-hais,, Uruk hai have heavy hard steeled armors, 6 feet long spears and brutal as hell. it would take more than couple of men in the trousers to defeat isengard
@biddycy Lol to be honest, Uruk-Hais do have crossbows and ballistas that could peirce their bronze shields to fuck. and the sheer amount of hench Uruk-Hai could overwhelm the spartans, in 300 they were persian slaves, not soilders, Uruk-Hai are bread for fighting. Its fairly obvious Isengard would win.
@zentrend You know why you are wrong...Because the Spartans have fought through 300 000 Persians and they may have died but they died along with 300 000 Persians..and you know why Isengard will not beat these guys...It is cause they will stand and fight!...This is their age! an age of freedom! and all will know! that 300 spartans gave their last breath to defend it from Isengard! they arent afraid to go to hell they will give Isengard nothing! but they shall take from them everything! >:)
uruk hai would win, they were far stronger, more savage and feared nothing but their dark masters. spartans were amazing fighters during their time and made great use of the phalanx. but the uruk hai also had superior armor and weapons and technology. spartans were bronze age. uruk hai had steel i think. plus the uruks used a phalanx formation as well, they were nearly unbeatable
Russia had the motherload of hardend troops and now ? well i bet the UK could fuck them up with led ... Talibans are superior i agree with every word Vandal508 has to say about russia
the uruk-hai were bred for one purpose which you spartan fans just dont realize. they were bred to destroy the world of men. uruks are stronger and they dont take shit from anyone. u cut their arm off they will still go after you. the berserkers alone would tear through the spartans. uruks were bred already hardened for battle and their captains are quite smart. look at lurtz and ugluk. they were both very smart uruk-hai and another thing uruk-hai armor is badass compared to spartans
This is a hard decision. I am in a pickle. I imagine that it would all depend on the strategy. the spatans wre not stupid, they would think of a way to win and apply it. Even if it is the 300 version of Spartans and not actual i still think that they would win depending on circumstances, much like thermopylae they would slaughter thousands
Uruk-Hai have better armor,they are in much larger number,altough numbers didnt help persians,Uruks have long spears,longer than Spartans and also... A MINE wich was placed on the Deeping wall during the battle of Helm's Deep xD
@itchias4 yea,but i didnt know of what army did you mean,the one at the Hot Gate,or 10,000 inside Sparta who were left behind and fought after leonidas died... in that case,spartans would win.. still,Uruk/Hai look more badass
I unfortunatly see this as an Isengard win due to simply swarming the Spartans with dudes until all of them are dead. Even baddasses like the spartans have their breaking point.
Well, Isengard of course would win, uruk hai are stronger than normal men, stronger than any humans Spartans have fought in their history. sure sparta will show some teeth, but eventually orcs will emerge victorious!
@nefredil But Uruk-hai lacks the discipline and skill of spartans, and I think they have the same strength than spartans, remember spartans are trained since 7 years old and are pretty strong.
A new power has risen. Its victory is assured. This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Spartans. March to Sparta, leave none alive. To WAR!!!!
If it was 300 vs LOTR, then LOTR would win... But Spartans vs Isengard... Spartans WIn... Btw, the Spartans have more than 300 men, around 10,000 trained Spartans at hand... say Bye Bye Isengard!
@dhernon123 oh really? how the fuck whoud them kill all of those uruks? they have much longer spears than spartans so the phalanx isn't good...and if they would fight with swords,100 beserker uruks woud destroy them...they are larger,fear nothing,much stronger...and the spartans,well...they are great warriors but people think that they don't fear nothing..that's fuckin' false! they are humans
@SsgtGaz well you have to say that 300 has to stay true to life while in lord of the rings almost anything can happen "i.e. beserkers in general lol" but i think lotr is still better
The actual number of Greeks was 7000 and the persians had 300,000 soldiers. 300 of the Greeks were Spartans. They were attacked from behind because rtje rear guard abandoned the Greeks. Plus when they lost, Leonidas ordered that most of his main force to escape. There were only 1,300 troops guarding the pass when the Greeks lost.
@12345Jack12345able i know that, im ssaying that hes an idiot for thinking the greeks had 300 generals w/ thousands of troops under them. the greeks almost always had a disadvantage of numbers, which is why they had to make up for it with terrain and fighting technique and equipment. 300,000 greeks wouldve stomped the persians assholes
@fuckturks2223 and thats y ur name is fuckturks? you are a fucking idiot and have no idea what youre talking about, the size of the greek city states at the time would make it impossible for them to feild a force equal to the persians, not until alexander did they have the man power to equal their numers. which is why at Thermopolae and Marathon they relie on marrow terrain, their phalanx and their better weapons and armor. so stop trying to act like you know shit b/c ur greek. your an idiot.
sparta had a population of 15,000 at best... Corinth 30,000, Athens, maybe 300,000 including 50,000+ slaves, the Persian army that Xerxes used was possibly 400,000-500,000 men strong, (some say it was millions but that is likely an exaggeration) the point being that the persian army was larger than the three main city states of Greece's population also persia was one of the most populated areas in the world having 40-50% of the wolds population... soo... there armies were equal?
@Droidek74415 I think you need to paraphrase correctly. Sparta had around 10.000 full-righted citizens at best (the Homoioi), so not including Hypomoneioni, Periokoi or Helots; Athens 40.000, without slaves etc. The populations of the poleis were much higher. Or it could be they were talking about the city (which is strange, because Athens couldn't have had 300.000 within it's walls).
@fuckturks2223 NO HISTORIANS AGREE WITH YOU! youre on your own right now dont you understand? just because u have a computer with internet connection doesnt mean you can go around making bogus statements on topic which yo know nothing about
@fuckturks2223 ok let me do this one more time, 1, just b/c ur greek doesnt mean ur smarter or know more than me and saying so makes u an ignorant fuck, 2, u just contradicted urself, b4 u said u loved the persians/turks,3, larger/more civilised cities doesnt mean bigger populations or armies, at the battle of alesia the roman legions were outnumbered by the gauls by 10x, 4, no they werent, 5, ur stupid, the greeks usede lamelar armor (ancient kevlar, a bronze sheild and a 6 foot spear
@fuckturks2223 so they were y better equipt, mostly b/c they could afford to equip their SMALLER army with BETTER gear. read a book sometime. before you start making ignorant ass comments read up on the facts. youre just embarrasing yourself
@fuckturks2223 soon be extinct my ass. We should have let the nazis anihilate u bastards. we help ur poor, welfare peole all the time and we dont get any respect. Maybe russia will decide to take over ur countries someday and we should let them slaughter u all. One huge genocide
@fuckturks2223 its ignorant comments like those that destroy your credibility. we dont start wars were pulled into them. u cant just take lies and label them facts (you probably got that idea from the USSR) once again, no historians agree with you. and last but not least, the spartans didnt use their slaves for combat, they were unworthy and were at best used to gather and cart supplies for the spartan military. they were mostly used as training dummies. so sit ur arrogant ass down and stfu
@Sasquatch668 yah and we end in victory. we have shit tons of allies so fucking with the sleeping giant isnt a good idea. what happened to the japs when they attacked the U.S they got fucked in the end.
@fuckturks2223 America was asked by the invaded countries and the UN to help in both those wars, just because our government had a hidden agenda whilst we were there doesnt mean we started them. get your facts straight.
@fuckturks2223 and back to your comment on Americas soon being extinct because we "start every war" the Germans, English, French, Austrians, Greeks and the entire Muslim world have been in more wars than America has ever had the chance to start. weve only had 10 wars. and im counting wars that were basicly steamrolls, The Mexican War, Spanish American War, and every "war" (as you call it) in the Middle East. even though were not fighting anything that can be called an army
@fuckturks2223 We dont start wars, were pulled into them by ignorant, power hungry assholes, and spineless pussies who are too fearful of their own asses to stand up for themselves. If it were up to me id say fuck you other countries. If all were going to get in return is fucking idiots "bashing" us on the internet i say fuck you. And as soon as i get us to stay in our own backyard, you pussies will reslise how good you had it with us around and beg for our help as always.
@fuckturks2223 what fuckin war have you stupid fuckers won anyway. just to let ur dumbass know we killed osama so kiss my patriotic ass fuckhead. u dipshits were under control of benito mussolini and hitler during ww2 and u couldnt do shit about it until we fucking spent the lives of millions of U.S troops landing on your fucking beaches and killing the krout bastards. so quit running your fucking mouth kid you know nothing of war.
Now on a serious note. Isengard would win. people take the Spartan's fighting technique for granted. Uruks are 1 on 1 fighters while Spartans fight as a unit in a phalanx. once the phalanx is broken the soldier's effeectiveness is extreamly lessened. where as the urukhai do not have a set formation and require none. the uruks rely on brute strength speed and human waves. also they have much stronger armor then the spartans and persians considerably. it would be extreamly one sided
isengard lost by a banch of horsemen and 100 elfs sparta were soldiers trainded in very hard contitions so 10000 vs 500 untrained soldiers isengard lost what abou 300 trained?P.S. sorry about my english i am a greek!
Lets see... Spartans are real and their battle of 300 men really did happen as for LOTR did not happen and was just created as a story of interest. So how can an army of real humans fight an army of fake orcs that is from a book and/or movie?
@Super123unknown123 the 300 battle whas not exactly like that infact real historians bealive that the greek army whas atleast as large as the persian one
the number 300 does not stand for 300 soldiers but 300 generals the closest friends of leonides who fought with im since a child each of them having thousands of soldiers
@fuckturks2223 bull shit. thats not the truth at all. there werent 300000 spartans back then. evidence says at most 10000. and think about it... 300000 greeks wouldnt let a fucking goat path beat them. ur stupid for even suggesting that notion and are probably an iranian trying to take the glory out of a 5000 year old battle that saved western democracy and changed the face of the world as we know it
@fuckturks2223 look at your last post. did yu do it? ok now assuming u did lets think logically. 300 generals with "thousands" of soldiers... well, b/c i feel bad for yo ill make that "thousands" singular. 300 x 1000 = 300000. now itscommon knowledfe that the greek city states werent very friendly towards one another and were in a constant state of conflict. warring every summer before returning home for winter to ttend to their homes.
@fuckturks2223 so several decades of war would put quite a dent in that dont you think? ok, now Sparta was the only city state whos entire population consisted of trained warriors, historians believe around 10000at that time. ok now how many citystateswere there? how large were they? how much of the populous was trained for combat or experieced? not lookin like 300000 so far is it? now take out the ammount that didnt fight at the battle. about 1/2 of the city states.
@fuckturks2223 NOW. at the battle they were historicly outflanked when the Phoecians abandoned the goat pass. if there WERE as many as you say dont you think theydve had more then just the Phoecians there? and dont you think theydve at least put up a fight? i mean seriously 300000 greek soldiers in a narrow pass, in phalanx formation.... really? they lost? they got outflanked? think logically and try to come up with another crackpot theory regarding the battle.
@fuckturks2223 and all i have to say is that you should think before you go around flaunting your falsified facts around like that, and if u paid any attention tto what i said, i didnt say there were only 300 greeks, and i gave full credit to those that were there. but my point stands, if the armies were equal in strength the greeks wouldnt have needed the pass and wouldve most definitely won.
@derpapstoida True, the 300 Spartans lost....Due to treason, which doesn't count in my book.
But they "killed" not "stopped" enough of the Persian empire so the 10,000 Spartans left could kill the Persian army in the end, incase you didn't watch the movie to the end.
At first, in LOTR the Urukhai wasn't fighting with a million of them. They had to face Helm's Deep and around 400-500 soldiers. At second, The Spartans did not win with 300 soldiers. (after throwing the spear, King Leonidas died). A few days later, The spartans defeated the Persions with thausends of soldiers (I believe it were 5000). At third hand, It is unlikely 300 men can defeat thausends of (mutaded) enemy soldiers (some of them didn't even exist). Conclusion? Uruks will win.
@Soakedboy they lost becaue its a movie. people want to see good win. jackson couldnt just go and oh lets have the enemy win. the movie would have sucked therefore meaning if it happened without movie bullshit isengard would have won hencefourth sparta would burn because uruks are more epic
spartans: they are def stronger thn da avrge man,no fear,battle hardnd,no nthn but war,organized, remember we r talking bout the sprtns from "300" not actual ones...
Uruk hai: stronger then man,bred for war (like sprtns), not as organized, blood thirsty, armored,: winner SPARTANS: aragon can take on 10 uruk hai.. and im pretty sure a sprtn is more skilled then aragon
Ironicly Helms Deep was defend by around 300 men as well. And about none of them survived (except the heroes on some magical way). Isengard would burn Sparta to the ground with its army of around 30.000 soldiers :P
fuck sparta. isengard will burn it to the ground and kill every man woman and child. the uruk-hai fear nothing and feel no pain. Tonight we dine....on man-flesh!!!
@Vandal508 go ahead spartan ass monkey. u wanna bring america into this. we will fuck ur country up like weve done for all the years we have fought wars. we will crush u like we did the nazis and the japs
@Sasquatch668 nazis and japs????and what about el salvator???what about vietnam???forget easy eh???And NAZIS loose by RUSSIA AND ENGLAND not by american freaking monkey...about the monkey,,,,An american dares to say Monkey sm1 else????MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Vandal508 wow u are a derp da derpin retard. ww2 was won because of the USSR and the US not britain u fuckhead. u know nothing of history. Ide tell u to go to hell but i work there and i dont want to see ur faggot ass every day.the nazis should have exterminated ur race i woul have loved hitler if he would have done so that way we wouldnt have idiots like u on earth. have a nice day
@Vandal508 no im not 10 years old actually im 19 but yes i do have a tendency to be a neonazi. by the way we arent afraid of vietnam. Not to mention we have the most nuclear weapons of any other country so i wouldnt be talking u greek faggot. Sometimes i wish hitler had completely anhiliated people like u so we would have a dominant race free of retards like u. Now u know how dark my soul really is ya son of a bitch. If u wish to continue to argue come see me. ill shoot u and burry u in my yard
@Vandal508 at least we have a larger military ass wipe. If we declared war on u ur fucking country wouldnt last 2 seconds. We have more fucking allies than u so go fuck urself. If u ask me we waste more money helping god damn dirt poor countries like u than we do on helping our own economy. dont fuck with patriots cuz we will fuck u bastards up. Not to mention u bastards got owned during ww2 just like the french. u fuckhead learn ur history. we saved u mother fuckers from the nazis.
@Vandal508 oh sure while they fight i will still be alive being that satin will keep me alive. I would hunt you down then rip your guts out and make u eat them. ide shoot u in the legs and pour salt into the wounds as well. now u know how sadistic i am. so if i were u ide quit talkin shit cuz ill stomp it out of u if ur so called theories of bullshit come true
@Vandal508 i have to honestly say that russia wouldnt do shit. just like how we didnt do shit wen they invaded Georgia, we dont exactly want a nuclear war atm so theyd prolly kindly ask us to leave
@Vandal508 and another thing. since ur to fucking stupid to know. russia has a small personal army its not as large as it was so that counts them out dumbass. they HAD the largest army years ago but not now. not to mention when they fought the taliban before the gulf war they got owned by the sand niggers so u r wrong with every letter of every word you say so SHUT YOUR FUCKING mouth
The spartans had the phalinx and I dont care how big or strong those uruk-hai are they couldnt get past that impenitrable formation, cause the spartans were strong as hell too...300 spartans against 10,000 uruk-hai the spartans would probably loose but take atleast 8,000 uruk-hai to hell with them..10,000 spartans vs isengard = uruk-hai getting assraped.
CrazySicily 2 weeks ago
Where 300 once stood, now stands 10 thousand... so says the 1 eyed guy from 300
taz4477 4 weeks ago
Isengard would win. Saruman had a Palantir and wouldve seen how to outflank the Spartans, thus the Uruk-Hai with their better equiptment, higher numbers, greater morale and insatiable bloodlust would win the day. the Uruk-Hai were only defeated at Helm's Deep because they were outflanked and surrounded on all sides, including the Huorns (killer trees) 10000 Uruk-Hai against 300 Spartans would be in Isengard's favor
nastrael 1 month ago
uruks are huge
biddycy 1 month ago
im sorry but the Uruk-Hai have superior strength and enhancements.(speed,stamina,endurance).. plus they have steel sheilds crossbows,ballista's, bombs.. and they are more brutal. also they have beserkers that dont feel pain and are on constant adrenaline(taking out a dozen experienced war elves).. The Spartans would put up a good fight but eventually they will go down..
TheNobleteam07 1 month ago
LOTR!:D
brendantri 1 month ago
1:19 priceless
RaptorQueen 2 months ago
@TheMacedonLord eh no no no
leekillbill 2 months ago
also if the Uruks for some reason had problems getting through the spartans they could just sneak a mine on the cliff above where the spartans were and set it off and then big rocks fall on top of them break there shield wall and then kill the rest then its on the sparta and the rest of Greece.
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@TheMacedonLord 1. no the spartans are not in a cave and from what i saw in the movie there are some spots where the persian archer where that the balistas could go.
2. Uruks shields would be stronger than the spartans because they are made of steel but you are right about them being smaller.
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also i keep on seeing people that think that the greeks would win because they beat the living hell out of the persians well you forgot that the persians had some of the worst weapons of the time so for that reason there numbers did not count for anything. The Uruk-hai on the other had not only outnumber by a lot but they have way better armor and weapons and they can use that phalanx formation so those put togather mean Uruk-hai dine on spartans tonight.
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and to the people that think the spatrans would win you are wrong. zentrend pointed out everything the uruks have over the spartans but the phalanx and i told yall about that and on top of that in real life it was not just 300 spartans defending it it was the 300 spartans and like 8,000 other greeks to help hold the line so if we are talking about just the 300 for sure uruk-hai win and i think even in real life case uruks still win.
sauron4316 3 months ago
also as far as i know uruk-hai from Isengard are stronger than man
sauron4316 3 months ago
so yeh uruk-hai vs the 300. uruk-hai win in like maybe 20mins of fighting and then they eat there foes for dinner.
sauron4316 3 months ago
also for the person that said how they were able to stand up to the Persians well you forgot that the person did not have very good weapons at all. and there armor was not even meal or did they even have armor?
sauron4316 3 months ago
also i think we can all agree that the best of the uruk-hai Lurtz would be having that lenidos (the king of the spartans)or what ever his name his for dinner.
sauron4316 3 months ago
and to the people that think the spatrans would win you are wrong. zentrend pointed out everything the uruks have over the spartans but the phalanx and i told yall about that and on top of that in real life it was not just 300 spartans defending it it was the 300 spartans and like 8,000 other greeks to help hold the line and on the last day it was still not just them it there was 1000 other greeks that stayed behid can't remember who they were.
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sauron4316 3 months ago
to the person that said how Isengard would totally win you are right but you left one thing out and that is that the uruks can also use the the phalanx and on top of that they have way longer spears and as you said steel weapons and spartans only have bronze.
sauron4316 3 months ago
THIS IS SPAAAARRTTTAAAA
Manschaftsball 3 months ago
URUK-HAI
MrJmooman33 3 months ago
Well, if Uruk Hai were real they'd obviously win. Spartans are humans trained for war. Uruks are monsters made for war!
MarkoftheRings 4 months ago
So Spartans are definelty very strong. Man for man or ehem man for orc, much stronger than Uruk.
alex3st 4 months ago
Even though comparable Macedonian armies defeated Persian armies with 10 times their number of men, ~70 000 Macedonians vs min of 500 000 to max of over 1 250 000 Persians
Total casulaties : Macedonians 3 000(a lot of those were Macedonian civilians back at the camp some of the persians broke throught to, this is the reason Alexander had to backtrack and didnt capture Darius. also the hardest fight against Persian army was agains the Greek mercenaries) , Persian casulaties 100 000 or more.
alex3st 4 months ago
To give you a sense of Spartan strength: the army with the fastest conquests in Antiquity: Macedonian army of Alexander the Great had a real hard time deafeating a numerical inferior, under-armed Spartan army(Macedonians had competent cavalry, Spartans none, Macedonians had many siege weapons, Spartans had barely any archers). 30 000 Macedonians vs ~ 13 000 Spartans
Total casualties: Macedonians ~ 6 000 , Spartans most(even though a lot of these were killed from afar by archers and siege.
alex3st 4 months ago
It is very real tha spartans may have been the STRONGEST warrior type on Earth before rapid fire guns, as claimed by many reality based weapon comparison shows, but uruks are fictional so its hard to tell.
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...lities on Uruks.
alex3st 4 months ago
It is very real tha spartans may have been the STRONGEST warrior type on Earth before rapid fire guns, as claimed by many reality based weapon comparison shows, but uruks are fictional so its hard to tell.
If Aragorn, Boromir et co skill in combat is comparable to some of the better Spartan warriors, and it is believable it would be, then even with bronze weapons(not steel) 300 Spartans(they were already chosen from among some of the better Spartan warriors) would caus a Shit load of casu..
alex3st 4 months ago
Spartans are pwnage.
alex3st 4 months ago
a very nice production....but...isengard will win...
Calissa33 4 months ago
Sparta because THIS IS SPARTA
thelifeofadamjones 4 months ago
Isengard..
AlbertoDeSagitario 4 months ago
Spartans are the descendant of Uruku-Hai :p
InquisitorPrime 4 months ago
5 ppl dont like mixed movies :-)
Maarten13th 4 months ago
Sparta would get crushed. They'd take out a number of Uruk-hais, don't get me wrong, but if Saruman intervenes, they have no chance.
Interestingenough4 4 months ago
lol if saruman comes and fires them a lightning :D:D they will be the dinner of uruks in isengard not hell:D
MrTerrathor 4 months ago
Isengard would win hands down.
esbordol 4 months ago
spartans have been trained since their childhood in the best fighting techniques...they used to attack trees with their torso and bring them down...they knew they were gonna die and still fought to the death...the best physically and mentally (bravery , courage , limitless adrenaline) equipped soldiers in the whole world...uruk hai were 10000 and were defeated by 2000 horsemen and a weak army defending the keep...spartans killed 1000000 persians according to Hrodotos...hello from greece!
RunaiX 5 months ago
spartans is no match against the uruk-hais,, Uruk hai have heavy hard steeled armors, 6 feet long spears and brutal as hell. it would take more than couple of men in the trousers to defeat isengard
Saidern 5 months ago
just look at size of that isrngard spears
Wenix100 5 months ago
nothing can ever beat LOTR
even sparta cant
JGTristan 5 months ago
Isengard would burn them to the ground!. In 300 they have defeated more than about 10000 persians but the havent met the Uruk hai's!..
Like i say, 300 will die in there own blood!.
DustyViolentTV 5 months ago
Remeber the uruk hai's have Fucking explosives ? and repeating crossbows ? and balistas... GOODBYE spartans !
SimonKristensen999 5 months ago
If spartans could use the strategy they used in the movie they would win easily.
natanfk2 5 months ago
@FelipeHermod screw isengard GO SPARTA
Trev0Rear 5 months ago
only 300 spartans whoud not have a shance vs 10 000 uruk ais
partytor11 6 months ago
1:21 saruman:WRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHUUUUAAAAA!!!!!............
lol
TheSigtyr1 6 months ago 10
@TheSigtyr1 xDDDDD
LionsGate1997PT 6 months ago
for me win isengard
Tirannogia 6 months ago
Spartans!!! Tonigt, we die, in Isengard!!!
JerkoBoss333 6 months ago
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This is MIDDLE-EARTH!!!
GoodAnubis 6 months ago
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GoodAnubis 6 months ago
THIS IS ISENGARD!²
xGervin7 6 months ago
Isengard totally win. Because.
1. 300 man vs. more than 300 000 uruks.
2. The urks can run for days whitout rest. So the spartans will tire.
3 The uruks has stong armour, but the spartans, has only a bronze sheild, and a helmet.
4. the uruks weapons made of steel, the spartans weapons made of bronze. the steal stronger than bronze.
5. Isengard has a lot of ballista, so they will destroy the spartans phalanx, whit their bombs, and others.
So Isengard totally destroy the litte spartans.
zentrend 6 months ago 12
@zentrend you and your steal XD
yuzhuhiko 4 months ago
@zentrend the spartans funneled the uruks in to that narrow corridor so their numbers count for nothing,
biddycy 4 months ago
@biddycy Lol to be honest, Uruk-Hais do have crossbows and ballistas that could peirce their bronze shields to fuck. and the sheer amount of hench Uruk-Hai could overwhelm the spartans, in 300 they were persian slaves, not soilders, Uruk-Hai are bread for fighting. Its fairly obvious Isengard would win.
iBonje 4 months ago
@zentrend
Not how LotR works; in LotR, who have a the most guest wins, and the 300 have plenty.
CelestialVulpes 4 months ago
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@zentrend dont forget uruks are more resiliant and are born fully grown and battle hardened warriors
loceelen 4 months ago
@zentrend This don't matter, because SPARTAAAAAAAAA !
Zekiel2b 3 months ago
@zentrend You know why you are wrong...Because the Spartans have fought through 300 000 Persians and they may have died but they died along with 300 000 Persians..and you know why Isengard will not beat these guys...It is cause they will stand and fight!...This is their age! an age of freedom! and all will know! that 300 spartans gave their last breath to defend it from Isengard! they arent afraid to go to hell they will give Isengard nothing! but they shall take from them everything! >:)
malaugevitalis 3 months ago
@zentrend how do you know what they has
K1ps1 3 months ago
@zentrend 300,00 uruks? more like 10-15 thousand
TheMrBigBadBrad 3 months ago
lol, even the son of gondor can kill several uruks before he die. Imagine the spartans ~~
AlienNext100 7 months ago
i think that lord of the rings is way better , but i also think that the spartans will kill most of the uruks
12combo 7 months ago
1 uruk can make spartans fly ( not vs phalanx)
SsgtGaz 7 months ago
SMEAGOOOOOL THE GOLUM IS BEST MUHAHAHAH!!!! precious!!
Cp6uJaBGD 7 months ago
Spart would kick the scrawny little orcs butts back to isengard.
thasicalambra 7 months ago
uruk hai would win, they were far stronger, more savage and feared nothing but their dark masters. spartans were amazing fighters during their time and made great use of the phalanx. but the uruk hai also had superior armor and weapons and technology. spartans were bronze age. uruk hai had steel i think. plus the uruks used a phalanx formation as well, they were nearly unbeatable
SWCeagles2007 7 months ago
Russia had the motherload of hardend troops and now ? well i bet the UK could fuck them up with led ... Talibans are superior i agree with every word Vandal508 has to say about russia
toystalker420 7 months ago
the uruk-hai were bred for one purpose which you spartan fans just dont realize. they were bred to destroy the world of men. uruks are stronger and they dont take shit from anyone. u cut their arm off they will still go after you. the berserkers alone would tear through the spartans. uruks were bred already hardened for battle and their captains are quite smart. look at lurtz and ugluk. they were both very smart uruk-hai and another thing uruk-hai armor is badass compared to spartans
Sasquatch668 7 months ago
This is a hard decision. I am in a pickle. I imagine that it would all depend on the strategy. the spatans wre not stupid, they would think of a way to win and apply it. Even if it is the 300 version of Spartans and not actual i still think that they would win depending on circumstances, much like thermopylae they would slaughter thousands
sparrowroxs 7 months ago
Uruk-Hai have better armor,they are in much larger number,altough numbers didnt help persians,Uruks have long spears,longer than Spartans and also... A MINE wich was placed on the Deeping wall during the battle of Helm's Deep xD
dunavidrava 7 months ago
@dunavidrava Ahem they are in same numbers with the spartans, and the spartans are by far better warriors.
itchias4 7 months ago
@itchias4 yea,but i didnt know of what army did you mean,the one at the Hot Gate,or 10,000 inside Sparta who were left behind and fought after leonidas died... in that case,spartans would win.. still,Uruk/Hai look more badass
dunavidrava 7 months ago
An orcs strength is half of a silverback gorrilla spartan is well................
inphasesith 8 months ago
I unfortunatly see this as an Isengard win due to simply swarming the Spartans with dudes until all of them are dead. Even baddasses like the spartans have their breaking point.
ranger24ff 8 months ago
Well, Isengard of course would win, uruk hai are stronger than normal men, stronger than any humans Spartans have fought in their history. sure sparta will show some teeth, but eventually orcs will emerge victorious!
nefredil 8 months ago
@nefredil But Uruk-hai lacks the discipline and skill of spartans, and I think they have the same strength than spartans, remember spartans are trained since 7 years old and are pretty strong.
itchias4 7 months ago
that would be a pretty awesome film.. Isengard would win though, they just let some bombs explode in sparta.
3ri5tor 8 months ago
there is no dawn, for man
jonbenboxer1 8 months ago
looks like meats back on the menu boys
jonbenboxer1 8 months ago
We aint had nothing but maggoty spartans fer three stinkin dayyyys!
AfricanRooster 8 months ago
A new power has risen. Its victory is assured. This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Spartans. March to Sparta, leave none alive. To WAR!!!!
-Saruman
Intranetusa 8 months ago
THIS IS ISENGARD !
uragorn12 9 months ago 33
this is madness.
MegaGixo 9 months ago
Sparta would win against Isengard. But against Sauron, I would doubt that.
Hitman49 9 months ago
If it was 300 vs LOTR, then LOTR would win... But Spartans vs Isengard... Spartans WIn... Btw, the Spartans have more than 300 men, around 10,000 trained Spartans at hand... say Bye Bye Isengard!
dhernon123 10 months ago
@dhernon123 oh really? how the fuck whoud them kill all of those uruks? they have much longer spears than spartans so the phalanx isn't good...and if they would fight with swords,100 beserker uruks woud destroy them...they are larger,fear nothing,much stronger...and the spartans,well...they are great warriors but people think that they don't fear nothing..that's fuckin' false! they are humans
SsgtGaz 7 months ago
@SsgtGaz well you have to say that 300 has to stay true to life while in lord of the rings almost anything can happen "i.e. beserkers in general lol" but i think lotr is still better
12combo 7 months ago
zajebiste :D
babebartosz 10 months ago
Isengard would win
freiza4 10 months ago
1:50=also EPIC WIN
Sasquatch668 11 months ago
1:40= EPIC
Sasquatch668 11 months ago
Nastreal
The actual number of Greeks was 7000 and the persians had 300,000 soldiers. 300 of the Greeks were Spartans. They were attacked from behind because rtje rear guard abandoned the Greeks. Plus when they lost, Leonidas ordered that most of his main force to escape. There were only 1,300 troops guarding the pass when the Greeks lost.
12345Jack12345able 11 months ago
@12345Jack12345able i know that, im ssaying that hes an idiot for thinking the greeks had 300 generals w/ thousands of troops under them. the greeks almost always had a disadvantage of numbers, which is why they had to make up for it with terrain and fighting technique and equipment. 300,000 greeks wouldve stomped the persians assholes
nastrael 10 months ago
@nastrael no moron i have read all about it first learn some decent grammar and spelling than you can call me an idiot
they were not 7000 morn 300 generals with thousands of soldiers
i`m greek myself moron my name is aias my point is i go by facts not by nationalism
and don´t call persians assholes they were great and still are we greeks love persians
fuckturks2223 10 months ago
@fuckturks2223 and thats y ur name is fuckturks? you are a fucking idiot and have no idea what youre talking about, the size of the greek city states at the time would make it impossible for them to feild a force equal to the persians, not until alexander did they have the man power to equal their numers. which is why at Thermopolae and Marathon they relie on marrow terrain, their phalanx and their better weapons and armor. so stop trying to act like you know shit b/c ur greek. your an idiot.
nastrael 10 months ago
@nastrael i`m greek and i know more than you idiot
and we greeks hate turks they stole and killed us they stole cyprus from us!
the greek citys were larges than persians moron we greeks build gigantic citys
i`m saying the truth the armys were kinda equal
the persians hade better weapons infact they had catapults we greeks relied on daggers
i hate propogandists like you!
fuckturks2223 10 months ago
@fuckturks2223
sparta had a population of 15,000 at best... Corinth 30,000, Athens, maybe 300,000 including 50,000+ slaves, the Persian army that Xerxes used was possibly 400,000-500,000 men strong, (some say it was millions but that is likely an exaggeration) the point being that the persian army was larger than the three main city states of Greece's population also persia was one of the most populated areas in the world having 40-50% of the wolds population... soo... there armies were equal?
Droidek74415 10 months ago
@Droidek74415 in athen and sparta only 400000 slaves existed lol the 400000 number stands only for the slaves
you people are uneducated 300 fans who can´t argue
clearly blind
fuckturks2223 10 months ago
@fuckturks2223
I take a AP world history class so unless my text book is completely wrong, which is unlikely, i do believe I am stating facts...
Droidek74415 10 months ago
@Droidek74415 I think you need to paraphrase correctly. Sparta had around 10.000 full-righted citizens at best (the Homoioi), so not including Hypomoneioni, Periokoi or Helots; Athens 40.000, without slaves etc. The populations of the poleis were much higher. Or it could be they were talking about the city (which is strange, because Athens couldn't have had 300.000 within it's walls).
MasterBombadillo 10 months ago
@Droidek74415 what facts? how come every historian agrees on my point?
fuckturks2223 10 months ago
@fuckturks2223 NO HISTORIANS AGREE WITH YOU! youre on your own right now dont you understand? just because u have a computer with internet connection doesnt mean you can go around making bogus statements on topic which yo know nothing about
nastrael 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 ok let me do this one more time, 1, just b/c ur greek doesnt mean ur smarter or know more than me and saying so makes u an ignorant fuck, 2, u just contradicted urself, b4 u said u loved the persians/turks,3, larger/more civilised cities doesnt mean bigger populations or armies, at the battle of alesia the roman legions were outnumbered by the gauls by 10x, 4, no they werent, 5, ur stupid, the greeks usede lamelar armor (ancient kevlar, a bronze sheild and a 6 foot spear
nastrael 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 so they were y better equipt, mostly b/c they could afford to equip their SMALLER army with BETTER gear. read a book sometime. before you start making ignorant ass comments read up on the facts. youre just embarrasing yourself
nastrael 9 months ago
@nastrael stop talking bullshit
i go by facts
the slaves only in sparta and athen were 400000 you americans are uneducated no wonder why your soon to be extinct
historians do agree with me
cause my words are their words
fuckturks2223 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 soon be extinct my ass. We should have let the nazis anihilate u bastards. we help ur poor, welfare peole all the time and we dont get any respect. Maybe russia will decide to take over ur countries someday and we should let them slaughter u all. One huge genocide
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@Sasquatch668 you start every war. Enough said.
fuckturks2223 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 its ignorant comments like those that destroy your credibility. we dont start wars were pulled into them. u cant just take lies and label them facts (you probably got that idea from the USSR) once again, no historians agree with you. and last but not least, the spartans didnt use their slaves for combat, they were unworthy and were at best used to gather and cart supplies for the spartan military. they were mostly used as training dummies. so sit ur arrogant ass down and stfu
nastrael 9 months ago
@nastrael You start every war.
fuckturks2223 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 name one and tell us how we started it
nastrael 9 months ago
@Sasquatch668 yah and we end in victory. we have shit tons of allies so fucking with the sleeping giant isnt a good idea. what happened to the japs when they attacked the U.S they got fucked in the end.
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 uve had 3 days to come up with a war that America started now
nastrael 9 months ago
@nastrael Vietnam. Verybody knows this. And iraq war.
fuckturks2223 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 America was asked by the invaded countries and the UN to help in both those wars, just because our government had a hidden agenda whilst we were there doesnt mean we started them. get your facts straight.
nastrael 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 and you still never said how we started them.
nastrael 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 and back to your comment on Americas soon being extinct because we "start every war" the Germans, English, French, Austrians, Greeks and the entire Muslim world have been in more wars than America has ever had the chance to start. weve only had 10 wars. and im counting wars that were basicly steamrolls, The Mexican War, Spanish American War, and every "war" (as you call it) in the Middle East. even though were not fighting anything that can be called an army
nastrael 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 We dont start wars, were pulled into them by ignorant, power hungry assholes, and spineless pussies who are too fearful of their own asses to stand up for themselves. If it were up to me id say fuck you other countries. If all were going to get in return is fucking idiots "bashing" us on the internet i say fuck you. And as soon as i get us to stay in our own backyard, you pussies will reslise how good you had it with us around and beg for our help as always.
nastrael 9 months ago
@fuckturks2223 what fuckin war have you stupid fuckers won anyway. just to let ur dumbass know we killed osama so kiss my patriotic ass fuckhead. u dipshits were under control of benito mussolini and hitler during ww2 and u couldnt do shit about it until we fucking spent the lives of millions of U.S troops landing on your fucking beaches and killing the krout bastards. so quit running your fucking mouth kid you know nothing of war.
Sasquatch668 7 months ago
@Sasquatch668 what does the U.S and osama have to do with this video?
sauron4316 3 months ago
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on a less serious note... LOL AT GRIMA @ 1:13 to 1:20 and Saruman at 1:23 !!!!
nastrael 11 months ago
on a less serious note... LOL AT GRIMA @ 1:13 to 1:20 and Saruman at 1:23 !!!!
nastrael 11 months ago
Now on a serious note. Isengard would win. people take the Spartan's fighting technique for granted. Uruks are 1 on 1 fighters while Spartans fight as a unit in a phalanx. once the phalanx is broken the soldier's effeectiveness is extreamly lessened. where as the urukhai do not have a set formation and require none. the uruks rely on brute strength speed and human waves. also they have much stronger armor then the spartans and persians considerably. it would be extreamly one sided
nastrael 11 months ago
Those Persians really looks like the Haradrim
trebuchet21 1 year ago
@fart4eug first of all rohan had helms deep ,2nd the ''horseman'' of rohan (rohirrim) arent untrained soldiers ,just the best riders in lotr
00Atem00 1 year ago
isengard lost by a banch of horsemen and 100 elfs sparta were soldiers trainded in very hard contitions so 10000 vs 500 untrained soldiers isengard lost what abou 300 trained?P.S. sorry about my english i am a greek!
fart4eug 1 year ago
Lets see... Spartans are real and their battle of 300 men really did happen as for LOTR did not happen and was just created as a story of interest. So how can an army of real humans fight an army of fake orcs that is from a book and/or movie?
Super123unknown123 1 year ago
@Super123unknown123 the 300 battle whas not exactly like that infact real historians bealive that the greek army whas atleast as large as the persian one
the number 300 does not stand for 300 soldiers but 300 generals the closest friends of leonides who fought with im since a child each of them having thousands of soldiers
fuckturks2223 1 year ago
@fuckturks2223 bull shit. thats not the truth at all. there werent 300000 spartans back then. evidence says at most 10000. and think about it... 300000 greeks wouldnt let a fucking goat path beat them. ur stupid for even suggesting that notion and are probably an iranian trying to take the glory out of a 5000 year old battle that saved western democracy and changed the face of the world as we know it
nastrael 11 months ago
@nastrael my name is aias and please read my description and you will be suprised when you see were i come from
moron i´ve read history 300 whas completely bullshit it made
and we greeks respected the persians more infact then you ´´western´´ people
5000 year old battle oh my please just stfu moron the battle happened around 400 bc 2400 year´s ago
how stupid are you?
fuckturks2223 11 months ago
@fuckturks2223 look at your last post. did yu do it? ok now assuming u did lets think logically. 300 generals with "thousands" of soldiers... well, b/c i feel bad for yo ill make that "thousands" singular. 300 x 1000 = 300000. now itscommon knowledfe that the greek city states werent very friendly towards one another and were in a constant state of conflict. warring every summer before returning home for winter to ttend to their homes.
nastrael 11 months ago
@nastrael all the greeks supported each other when it came to common enimies
so yeah the greeks were more back then
today they are less after all the stupid genocides
fuckturks2223 11 months ago
@fuckturks2223 so several decades of war would put quite a dent in that dont you think? ok, now Sparta was the only city state whos entire population consisted of trained warriors, historians believe around 10000at that time. ok now how many citystateswere there? how large were they? how much of the populous was trained for combat or experieced? not lookin like 300000 so far is it? now take out the ammount that didnt fight at the battle. about 1/2 of the city states.
nastrael 11 months ago
@fuckturks2223 NOW. at the battle they were historicly outflanked when the Phoecians abandoned the goat pass. if there WERE as many as you say dont you think theydve had more then just the Phoecians there? and dont you think theydve at least put up a fight? i mean seriously 300000 greek soldiers in a narrow pass, in phalanx formation.... really? they lost? they got outflanked? think logically and try to come up with another crackpot theory regarding the battle.
nastrael 11 months ago
@nastrael i`m not saying a theory
it´s a fact
do you bealive in fairy tales too? 300 soldiers vs millions of persians? hahhahahaha
good one friend 300 generals
fuckturks2223 11 months ago
@fuckturks2223 no, not a million, several tens of thousands maybe but not a million
nastrael 10 months ago
@nastrael well same goes for the greeks
300 my ass that´s all i have to say
fuckturks2223 10 months ago
@fuckturks2223 and all i have to say is that you should think before you go around flaunting your falsified facts around like that, and if u paid any attention tto what i said, i didnt say there were only 300 greeks, and i gave full credit to those that were there. but my point stands, if the armies were equal in strength the greeks wouldnt have needed the pass and wouldve most definitely won.
nastrael 10 months ago
Spartans = real
Uruk-hai = fake
Odds of the battles they have in their respective movies?
Spartans = against a ridiculously larger force
Uruk-hai = are the ridiculously huge force
Who won in the end for their respective movie?
300 = Spartans won
LOTR = Uruk-hai lost
Clearly the choice is Sparta.
Soakedboy 1 year ago
@Soakedboy the 300 spartans lost.
they only tried to stop the enemy long enough so that the other people could flee.
derpapstoida 1 year ago
@derpapstoida True, the 300 Spartans lost....Due to treason, which doesn't count in my book.
But they "killed" not "stopped" enough of the Persian empire so the 10,000 Spartans left could kill the Persian army in the end, incase you didn't watch the movie to the end.
Soakedboy 1 year ago
@Soakedboy the 300 is kinda fake too
read my previous comment
isengard would have won probably
fuckturks2223 1 year ago
@Soakedboy
At first, in LOTR the Urukhai wasn't fighting with a million of them. They had to face Helm's Deep and around 400-500 soldiers. At second, The Spartans did not win with 300 soldiers. (after throwing the spear, King Leonidas died). A few days later, The spartans defeated the Persions with thausends of soldiers (I believe it were 5000). At third hand, It is unlikely 300 men can defeat thausends of (mutaded) enemy soldiers (some of them didn't even exist). Conclusion? Uruks will win.
trebuchet21 1 year ago
@Soakedboy they lost becaue its a movie. people want to see good win. jackson couldnt just go and oh lets have the enemy win. the movie would have sucked therefore meaning if it happened without movie bullshit isengard would have won hencefourth sparta would burn because uruks are more epic
Sasquatch668 11 months ago
1:23 is my fav lmao
newneckyin 1 year ago
awesome video dude !! Nice job ^^
StoresSour 1 year ago
spartans: they are def stronger thn da avrge man,no fear,battle hardnd,no nthn but war,organized, remember we r talking bout the sprtns from "300" not actual ones...
Uruk hai: stronger then man,bred for war (like sprtns), not as organized, blood thirsty, armored,: winner SPARTANS: aragon can take on 10 uruk hai.. and im pretty sure a sprtn is more skilled then aragon
GhostOfAlbania 1 year ago
Ironicly Helms Deep was defend by around 300 men as well. And about none of them survived (except the heroes on some magical way). Isengard would burn Sparta to the ground with its army of around 30.000 soldiers :P
Gloogie2 1 year ago
Uruk-hai, brothers of isengard! Tonight we will dine on man-flesh!
Sasquatch668 1 year ago 2
fuck sparta. isengard will burn it to the ground and kill every man woman and child. the uruk-hai fear nothing and feel no pain. Tonight we dine....on man-flesh!!!
Sasquatch668 1 year ago 38
@Sasquatch668 Hey this is my fomeland you're fucking with...
ArcaneMage54k 10 months ago
@ArcaneMage54k whooooooopppppppppsss
Sasquatch668 10 months ago
@Sasquatch668 lol
ArcaneMage54k 10 months ago
@Sasquatch668 fuck sparta????fuck your mom freaking bastard,freaking american son of criminals and whores,,,,obey jews idiot monkeys
SPARTA FOR EVER LONG LIVE TO BIG GREECE
Vandal508 9 months ago
@Vandal508 go ahead spartan ass monkey. u wanna bring america into this. we will fuck ur country up like weve done for all the years we have fought wars. we will crush u like we did the nazis and the japs
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@Sasquatch668 nazis and japs????and what about el salvator???what about vietnam???forget easy eh???And NAZIS loose by RUSSIA AND ENGLAND not by american freaking monkey...about the monkey,,,,An american dares to say Monkey sm1 else????MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vandal508 9 months ago
@Vandal508 wow u are a derp da derpin retard. ww2 was won because of the USSR and the US not britain u fuckhead. u know nothing of history. Ide tell u to go to hell but i work there and i dont want to see ur faggot ass every day.the nazis should have exterminated ur race i woul have loved hitler if he would have done so that way we wouldnt have idiots like u on earth. have a nice day
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@Sasquatch668 so you're a 10yr old boy neonazi,,,,,,Go to mess vietnam again dickhead...Oh i forgot you afraid them hahahahahahaha
Vandal508 9 months ago
@Vandal508 no im not 10 years old actually im 19 but yes i do have a tendency to be a neonazi. by the way we arent afraid of vietnam. Not to mention we have the most nuclear weapons of any other country so i wouldnt be talking u greek faggot. Sometimes i wish hitler had completely anhiliated people like u so we would have a dominant race free of retards like u. Now u know how dark my soul really is ya son of a bitch. If u wish to continue to argue come see me. ill shoot u and burry u in my yard
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@Vandal508 at least we have a larger military ass wipe. If we declared war on u ur fucking country wouldnt last 2 seconds. We have more fucking allies than u so go fuck urself. If u ask me we waste more money helping god damn dirt poor countries like u than we do on helping our own economy. dont fuck with patriots cuz we will fuck u bastards up. Not to mention u bastards got owned during ww2 just like the french. u fuckhead learn ur history. we saved u mother fuckers from the nazis.
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@Sasquatch668 if you start war with us you will be crushed by RUSSIA
BYE BYE
Vandal508 9 months ago
@Vandal508 oh sure while they fight i will still be alive being that satin will keep me alive. I would hunt you down then rip your guts out and make u eat them. ide shoot u in the legs and pour salt into the wounds as well. now u know how sadistic i am. so if i were u ide quit talkin shit cuz ill stomp it out of u if ur so called theories of bullshit come true
Sasquatch668 9 months ago
@Vandal508 i have to honestly say that russia wouldnt do shit. just like how we didnt do shit wen they invaded Georgia, we dont exactly want a nuclear war atm so theyd prolly kindly ask us to leave
nastrael 9 months ago
@Vandal508 and another thing. since ur to fucking stupid to know. russia has a small personal army its not as large as it was so that counts them out dumbass. they HAD the largest army years ago but not now. not to mention when they fought the taliban before the gulf war they got owned by the sand niggers so u r wrong with every letter of every word you say so SHUT YOUR FUCKING mouth
Sasquatch668 7 months ago