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  • To all my dear crazy fans out there... delighted that my brief message brought so much joy :) To answer one question....I had the club sandwich for lunch. Helen x

  • Some see this as a woman on vacation waxing about her fun with idle chatter. They miss the profundity of how great it is to be able to see the world. What more proof do you need that the we in the U.S. is working at stopping the terrorists? This woman seemingly travels from Europe to visit the U.S. She isn't afraid! Don't you see?! God bless you, "Helen In Miami". I read right through that banter to see what you're REALLY saying. You're telling us what we need to hear: TRUST BUSH!

  • 38 long?

  • Can't wait to see you on the big screen Helen!!!! My last girlfriend's name was Helen. She was a no-good, philanderous, foul git, but I won't hold that against you Helen, cuz you're awesome!! Let me know if you ever need a kidney! My organs are your organs!

  • helen, your wit and erudition are only exceeded by your beauty and zeal. i have seen many travelogues by the likes of Mike Resnick, Michael Palin and David Attenborough but your passion and excellent verbal skills surpass these casual reviewers. Your weltanschauung has affected the cultural zeitgeist and i humbly cannot wait for your next effort.

  • I tried to comment on your video Helen. . but I think my computer may have malfunctioned. . . Anyways, judging by the other comments on here, it's obvious that your charm comes through the screen like very few others on Youtube. . . I want to kiss everything on see on that screen, the water, the trees, your hair. . . .somebody pinch me. ..

  • i'm so glad i'm not alone in my adoration for helen and her dreamy adventures in florida. i think we can all agree that WE LOVE HELEN! keep up the great work, sugar.

  • This is cinematic gold, the way you describe everything with such detail is awesome. You have changed my vacation plans I want to go exactly were you where. You should make vacation videos for travel agents! Thanks Helen.

  • What an exciting life you lead young lady. Being outside would such a HUGE adventure for me, but you... you go outside, with your unscarred skin in HOLLYWOOD... In a swimming pool no less!!! I am green with envy. Please tell me you're single and willing to try a long distance relationship.

  • Wow Helen. . . glad I came across this video just by chance. .. First of all, you look great and it's obvious that you're having a great time. . .The colors, the glistening water, right down to the luscious palmm trees paints a poignant picture . . .and your swimsuit looks marvelous too if i may say so myself. . .

    If you travel a lot. . . i sure would love to here your take on the world. . . Thanks again helen.

  • Way to go, Helen!!! Awesome vid!!! Rock on, mama!!! Keep up the great work!!! Oh, yeah!!! Super HAWT!!!

  • Truly mind blowing. Thanks for that.

  • dear helen:

    what a cliffhanger!!! i would absolutely love to hear more of your amazing travels. any story with an accent is better than a story without one. only next time don't be stingy with the details! please let us know what you had for lunch so we can all try it out next time we're in florida. and what kind of hairspray do you use? because wet or not, you wear it well!

    have a pleasant day!

  • Brilliant!

    It took me a couple times watching it before i got the joke. I love the subtlety. Totally hilarious.

    That must have taken hours to set that up right

  • You're Amazing,MORE VIDEOS PLEASE!Where else can I see you?

  • You are so inspirational Helen...I want to be just like you!! I'm practicing your accent as I type. Please keep posting more videos!!! I give it 5 stars...

  • Hey helen! You wanna make $14.00 the hard way??

  • I love it! More videos asap!

  • Your smile makes the sun shine.

  • This video has changed my life. I feel I can finally quit drinking and drugs thanks to you and your upbeat attitude.

    God bless you Helen!

  • WOW! i haven't seen such a great video in ages, keep them coming!!! and your hair looked FAN..TAS..TIC!

  • very cool video

    you should be a tv presenter

    MORE VIDEOS PLEASE!

  • Helen, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on. And you look amazing in that swimsuit. I've never seen a better video online.

  • The people of Florida are lucky to be able to see a sight as beautiful as Helen. I have never envied pool water so much. Please keep us all updated on your fascinating travels.

  • Refreshingly brilliant. Please keep up the great videos.

  • what are your views on anal?

  • Great titties Helen, so what did you have for lunch?

    Amazing vid, keep up the good work.

    Love always.

  • wow helen, are you a tv personality in australia? if not you should be, your hot AND well spoken, keep it up!! hope to see more posts soon!

  • Helen,

    You are stellar! How'd you get to be so good on camera? Where else have you traveled? I need more updates. Please, I beg you, write again soon.

    I think I love you.

  • beautiful and inspiring

  • Awesome. Can't wait to see what vacation is next !!!

  • Take it off, take it off!

  • You remind me of a young Jacqueline Bisset! Are there more like you over in England? I'm packing my bags right now!

  • Helen, you should go to "catch of the day" restaurant, there you can get a grilled Mahi sandwich and a bucket of El Presidente beer!

  • What a super-rad time you must be having! I really hope I get to hear more--it's like I'm having a little mini-vaca through you! Keep it up, Ms. H!

  • I have never in my life seen someone with so much charisma and overall character on camera before, if your not in films you effin SHOULD BE!! didn't you say something about being in hollywood? a career in the limelight could be as easy for you as showing a director THIS FANTASTIC CLIP! please helen, i need more posts, AT LEAST!

  • helen for president '08. somebody get this ANGEL a VISA quick!

  • hellen, you are a hero to us all

  • What did you have for lunch? May I treat you next time?

  • The portrait that Helen paints of Miami is so vivid one is almost tricked into think that they are actually there. And don't we all wish that we were? To be in that pool, next to Helen, a host whose brilliance just barely eclipses her sheer beauty and star power.

    We all love Helen. There should be an Oscar for YouTube videos. Who would design Helen's dress?

  • Wow this is awesome! The trees and water are beautiful - and I love your accent! Please post more!!!

  • You're an inspiration to us all Helen. God bless.

  • very nice, keep it up

  • Awesome video Helen! We need more! Keep them coming.  You were fantastic.

  • Oh my god she is so fu*king hott!! Please post more helen PLEASE!!!

  • helen, your dialogue is scintilating! by the way, does the carpet match the drapes????

  • I'm so glad you were brave enough to tell your story, Helen.

  • Wow1 Your so pretty! Looks like your havin fun :)

  • Helen in Miami! in Bora Bora? in Cancun? I need more more more please stop teasing you hot minx!

  • Hi Helen. I hope you had a good time in Hollywood, Florida. I work down there sometimes but don't get to enjoy it much. You look great!

  • helen do you have any other videos here on youtube? i've been thinking about this video since i watched it for the fourth time earlier. there's something about it that makes me smile. i bet you have great friendships you seem like a doll! splash splash! haha!

  • Best video to ever be put on youtube, period!

  • Post more! MORE HELEN!!

  • I'm so glad you were brave enough to tell your story, Helen.

  • She gives great hair. I think I might have to leave my woman for hair like that.

  • hi helen

  • Amazing work, I guess I'll blow off my work by watching everyone I envy on vacation. Cheers!

  • I could not love that accent more! Sounds like you had a great time. This is what youtube is all about. More please!

  • I love you!!

  • LOVE IT!!!!

  • Wow...That's the most insightful video I have ever seen! You need to make more videos immediately, the longer you wait the worse off the planet is.

  • Helen, wow, for such a small video I don't think

    I have ever been so charmed. You are such a lovely natured woman, good luck to you in your life and peace and love fortune and ecstasy to all who love you, including me.xxxxx

  • Thanks, Helen! You look like you're having a blast! Soooo jealous!

  • Love the accent. Is it Brit?

  • So Bridget Jones-y!

  • Wow! You're so great I think I'm going to stalk you!

  • wow helen, are you a tv personality in australia? if not you should be. your hot AND well spoken, keep it up!!! hope to see more posts!

  • Who says you have to be French to be an existentialist philosopher? Sartre, Camus... now Helen from Miami enters her piece into this grand pantheon of thought. Masterful! Can't wait to hear your "lunch" dissertation!

  • The hairspray was a great idea. A few stray strands in the front could have been distracting.  As it is, I can't wait to hear more about the expedition to Hollywood, FL. I'll stay tuned!

  • Your video update took all the cold out of my South Dakota lungs and replaced it with a joy only the English could provide. I'm going home to listen to Pink Floyd and imagine a world with less bluster and more Helen.

  • This is so unbelievably interesting! Helen you brought so much joy and happiness into my life. Please I beg you to make more great videos like this one. Absolutely brilliant! I <3 Helen

  • very interesting you should post another video telling us more about this fascinating conference!!!

    <3

  • are you an actress? love the accent and the look !

  • Hope you vacation is going well.  i can't wait to see more of it here on youtube. please keep us updated.

  • WE NEED MORE HELEN!!!

  • Great Video, we want more Helen!

  • wow!

    i love inspiring, sunbathin is amazing!!

  • I freaking love the bikini. I wish you could have stayed in the States a little longer. Post another blog soon.

  • You in to "dp"?

  • this is, by far, one of the better videos i've seen on this site...you are to the point with what you want to say...and are quite attractive...please...keep these videos coming. I think you are on to something!! KEEP IT UP!!!

  • I peed in that pool last year. Sorry. The weather looks great there...way better than we had!

  • Alright, I know I just posted a comment, but the words sucked. But then again, words cannot describe the entertainment in this. You must have got straight A's in speech class with all butts on the edge of the chair, because that was amazing. You really need to post some videos updating on life. I may not be a youtube junkie, but I think you could be the next youStar.

  • I wish I had the guts. Please keep it coming for all of us little people.

  • have my babies.

  • great job Helen.  Its nice to see real people showing off the vacation spots. keep up the good work!

  • aww you seem like a sweetheart! i've heard miami is a real cesspool of crime. looks like you found the cesspool of love there haha! so glad you brought a little slice of heaven to that hideous toilet of a city. helen for pres '08! cheers, love!

  • That accent drives me WILD!

  • where di you go for lunch again? hope you video it

  • Your tan is sensational!!! Hope to see more videos from you, great job.

  • how do you do what you do? because what you do, you do it so well.

  • We want more Helen!

  • lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    lunch everybody!

    bye!

  • Profound, stimulating, thought provoking,

    slightly tittilating but intellectual.

    Shit, words fail me.

    WOW.

  • You rock, Helen! I hope you had a great summer!

    Miami is even more beautiful with you it it, sweetie!

    ;)

  • Well Done! Well Done, indeed! You really made me feel like I was on vacation with you. Thank you for being a gift to the world. And PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE post more!!!!!!! You got that special thing...

  • So sad to see a ring on that finger. All of the good ones are taken. :(

  • Helen, you are an inspiration to us all. Keep up with the videos!

    Helen Fan 4 Lyfe!!!!!!!!!111

  • You are such a hottie, I would eat pudding out of your ass on the hood of my mothers car...you going to post more so I can Batch to you?

  • Chris crocker has NOTHING on you baby!

  • I am going to go out on a limb here and say that this is exactly the best clip of a chick in a pool ever made

  • How was lunch Helen? What kind of hairspray do you use. PLEEEEASE post an update on where & what you had for lunch. OMG I cant wait!!

    You are hypnotizing my lady. This is what YouTube is all about!! More More!!! You said you were at a conference? What was it for? Who do you work for? I find peoples jobs extremely interesting.

    So perfect! You even posted your vid in Category: Travel & Events!!! Which is were I spend my days looking & praying to stumble upon a video like this. Nice work!

  • This is fantastic, Helen!!!! What did you have for lunch? I can't wait to hear! And let me just say, that swimsuit is adorable. Oh my god. Well gotta go, keep em coming

  • You have to have the best set of knockers in all of bloody England...and your voice...ohhh that voice, if I could only have you on tape whispering sweet nothings so I could play it every night before bed. You also have one of the most brilliant smiles I've ever seen in my life, are you in Hollywood to film a movie or something cause I'd really like to see it!

    Please repost more, I can't wait to here more from you!

    XOXOXO

  • This is your best video yet!!! Keep them coming!!!

  • thank you for taking the time out of your vacation to talk to us about whatever you are talking about here. it was truly amazing the way you touched your head

  • Helen -- You are a goddess! Thanks so very much for allowing me into your life a little bit, and I look forward to your next post with baited breath!

  • Post more videos!

    YOU ROCK!

  • I have to say that the accent is lovely, you also resemble a beautifull dream I've had recently (im getting goose bumps). I would love to see you with your hair down. Maybe we could chat sometime, please post a comment if you would like to and maybe we could hook up cyberly. :)

  • wow !! I wish I was there with you! you look absolutely amazing and seem like a wonderful person. I cant find any more clips of you,please post more videos so we can all enjoy more of you

  • we love you Helen! Make more videos from various pools in various places!

  • So Helen, you think we can go on a date sometime?

  • Hooray for hairspray!

  • Wow, Helen, you're quite the hottie. I don't think I've ever envied water so much. People in Florida are lucky to be able to behold a sight as beautiful as you. Good luck in your lunch acquisition.

  • I Love It!!!! Helen you say it how I've always wanted to hear it. It's like you're the voice that we've all been looking for!

  • I hope the lunch was good! Can we get some updates?

  • I've known Helen all of my life, and you better believe she is worth the hype!

  • You never told us what you had for lunch! The suspense is killing me!

  • Man that's awesome, I hope you had a wonderful time..

    You're nice looking.

  • so when is your album and DVD coming out...?

  • Great update from Miami, Helen! Can't wait for your next video. Please hurry with it.

  • WOW!!

    you are HOTT....

    wanna meet me in the deep end?

  • OMG! You are absolutely beautiful, even in nasty internet wide-screen chunky vision. Hope you had an awesome holiday!

  • Captivating words from such a beauty.

  • i know thats not Hellen Keller, bu sweetie u need to be on the VIEW to take whoopis place. You are way more appealing to thier range demographics...... have u hired an agent yet if notlet me know

  • thats a cheeky grin you got, you must post a vid with your sunglasses off, i'm dying to see if your eyes match up to the rest of your soooooo goood looks

  • Looks like a fun time! Keep the videos coming!!!

  • I love how one titty goes one way and the other goes, well, the other. On a serious note, what did you have for lunch?

  • You look fabulous! Keep the updates coming!

  • This is way better than watching Steven Segall fight naked with a Minotaur!

    Keep it up helen and thanks for such an interesting video!

  • nice rack helen

  • awesome travel vid - made me wish i was there. i think E! should bring back 'wild on!' with helen as the new host.

  • SO great I hope you go to NYC soon or anywhere CHicago, you taking a crap I don't care. I want ot see more and from what i can tell I am not the only one!!!

  • helen, you are so damn fabulous.

    have my babies, please?

  • Watching this video is like the first time I heard the Beatles. You are incredible! I would do anything to meet a woman of your amazing stature! Keep up the good work!

  • The polka dots are fantastic! I hope that you post more videos soon. I certainly want to here more about the trip!!

  • You look like a prettier version of Chyna ... if that's possible.

  • absolutely brilliant, do you have any unreleased footage? put it up quick!

  • i just really love to hear from a normal person rather that some one gowing for shock tatics keep em coming helen

  • you are fucking amazing!! we want more!!

  • Helen, you are truly amazing!

    You look fantastic and your words speak to me like nothing I've ever heard.

    One day, things like this will change the world!

  • Helen; the face that launched a thousand ships to a thousand islands.

    oh wait thats a salad dressing.

    shouldnt people on a diet only eat 200 islands?

  • I swear to god Im going to kill myself if I dont see another one of your videos Helen. Dont make my kids orphans Helen, dont make me do this!!

  • I've never seen a pool look more inviting.  There *has* to be more footage of this trip, yes? Cheers, Helen!

  • I know I would, anyway. Can I?

  • Helen gone WILD!!!!!!!

  • HELEN FOR PRESIDENT!

  • Hi, are you married? You're absolutely gorgeous! Please keep us updated, the report was great.

  • i love it.

    want to seee more

  • wow helen i cant wait to see more of your amazing videos

  • My oh my Helen! What an attractive young woman you are. Are you a model perhaps?

  • wow, what was really fascinating, thank you so much for sharing this video with everyone!

  • Fire Meredith Vieira. I want to watch Helen next to Matt Lauer to start my day.

  • Damn you look good! how do you do it you make mme tingle all over ;)

  • Wow, you look very fetching in that bikini top. I love your sticky hair. I cant wait til the next post!Keep updates up!!

  • Oh Helen...the bikini looks fabulous on you!!! I think you are an awesome speaker and think you should come to Hawaii and do another vacation video!!

  • Breakfast sounds Soooo much better when you mention it. Please post and let us know what you ate. Biting nails in anticipation!

  • Awesome! Helen you rock! And you ain't bad on the eyes if ya know what I mean!

  • You are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen...by far.

  • I hope you had a wonderful time on vacation in Miami! By all the powers invested in me, may this woman become a YouTube partner!

  • well done!

  • POST MORE VIDEOS

  • Helen, we simply must have an update. I am unable to sleep, I haven't eaten in 4 days... I just loom over this page hitting refresh every 5 seconds in the hope you will have posted part 2.

    Please Helen, I beg you.

  • wow. amazing. i so want to go to florida now! only with you, helen, will you marry me?

  • My god that was awesome I hope you keep it going everywhere you go NYC maybe you taking a crap I don't care I want more and from what I can see I am not the only one!!!

  • That is a killer bikini, Helen. And I must admit, you look fantastic in it! Keep up the vacationing and soon you'll be world renowned!

  • wow! so glad i found this. i love the interweb.

  • Absolutely brilliant. You captured everything so beautifully. Please, please, please post more!

  • I love miami!!!

    keep up the great work!!!!

  • Oh Helen I love this video you project such a positve direction in your words and make me want to be on location with you...

  • You're absolutely beautiful. I really think you should post some more videos, Ill definitly check them out!

  • helen this was wonderful, I just sold my child and am moving to england, or miami.

  • Awesome! Helen you rock! And you ain't bad on the eyes if ya know what I mean!

  • Yes please post more. You look fantabulous!

  • Are you planning on traveling anywhere else? Miami is awesome!

  • Ny God, in all my days on the internet....I have never witnessed an astounding video of this magnitude. You must post more! Do it daily! Hourly! On the minute. If theres one thing I want, it is to know more about your life and what is going on. Thank you so much for this. You're beautiful, Helen. YOU RULE AND SO DO ALL YOUR FRIENDS

  • y'know... I usually get very depressed during this time of year... but watching this video has really made me feel good... Helen- you are a very inspiring person. I hope you make more videos and thanks for helping me get through my day... =)

  • wow amazing

  • helen you must post my vids. please !! we love you, you are wonderful.

  • amazing! i hope you're enjoying miami. we need more updates!

  • You make Miami look sooo nice...I wish I was in that pool with you Helen...Keep up the great clips!

    Fight the Fight!

  • Pool looks great! Wiah I was in it lol!

  • Where are you from? I love your accent!