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  • I have the same problem with people thinking that I use a modded controler. I've just carried on the skills iv learned from other games, like just using the PP2K in 007:Nightfire

  • better than most podcasts..

  • 8:36! :)

  • Great job

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  • Dude my boiler has been gone for about 5 weeks now, luckily i have 2 mini electric heaters

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  • what are u talking about??

  • hey may i ask how do u train ur trigger finger pls tell me im desperate =3

  • @amos999999 masterbate.

  • My wish is to see what u look like cause u sound so professional

  • what's your view on the ps3? :o

  • a hell of a whole lot of people had a shit start to 2012 :|

  • @legendkillerdan A SIGN

  • @MYSTICtheCLAN right? i believe. i really do. which means now bioshock infinite or gta v :(

  • 7:56 thats what he said :D

  • I have a modded controller because it has hand grips so it dont slip out my hand when I'm sweating because im the last alive in s n d and ive got a load of ump 45 stealthers after me

  • QUICK tip: beverage guide every holiday.

  • You just gave the CEO of Activision a nice bonus this year by buying all those copies

  • Show us your cat

  • @xxStealthTacoxx watch the first behind the scene

  • Why didn't you get a free copy from Call of Duty XP?

  • @FR33XPGamingHD He works for Activision

  • Brilliant response to the modded controller question. Another great Q&A, looking forward to the next beverage guide!

  • do you have to be premium to watch time to kill cause if so im not gonna be able to watch them and i dont have money to upgrade and even if i did i refuse to give anymore of my money to them they've screwed me over to many times

  • Just because someone shoots quickly from a controller does not mean they use a modded controller. I used to jar up the M14 in Blops thanks to their stupid idea.

    Anyway XboxAhoy, what sort of movies do you enjoy?

    And as a follow up question Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Brue Lee or another Martial Artist?

  • Nice vid.

  • MAN-you should have autographed the copy you sold and put it on eBay...maybe-BIG MAYBE- even include the weapon guide express for mw3 along with it. hell id bid on that a couple times.

  • The KSG-12 and USAS-12 is now the two strongest shotguns thanks to the buff

  • I wonder if the vet gave him a discount after hearing his voice?

  • How do you shoot so fast

  • What car do you drive if you drive one?

  • Have you ever been given an cheesy nicknames, like Stewie, or Brownie?

  • @killer7151 Brownie sounds so wrong XD

  • Since you mentioned that you bought MW3 again on the PC, would you ever consider playing a little on PC?

  • You went to CoD XP. Doesn't that mean you should've gotten a free Harden Edition copy?

  • Don't you ever get bored with ttk

  • what would you consider your favourite weapon guide for each of the CoD Titles?

  • Dear Xboxahoy,

    What's your accuracy or Hit/Miss ratio? Mine is 30.39 when I typed this and I keep seeing you spray so I'm just curious.

  • stuart, what do you think of the recent shotgun patch/rebalance?

  • @MidgetRage666 Sarcasm :3

  • everytime you said 'no!' i jizzed my pants

  • I'm now awaiting the MK14 hipfire only gameplay

  • I don't like that you have to change your guides' format to make appeal for activision's game, but I like that you don't mind to speak your mind

  • What do you look like

  • What's your tea of choice? Standard builders' tea, Earl Grey, Chai, Green etc. Or are you more of a coffee man?

  • @MisuMakkusu Chinese Smokey Tea!

  • @MisuMakkusu TEA FTW! :P

  • YAY...he answered my question!

  • "My Boiler Went Kaput"... meh

    "My washing machine had the samme fait"... oh well...

    "and my cat needs surgery" Stop The Video!! Whats wrong with him!? D:

  • Do the beverage guide on Guinness

  • We need your WEAPON GUIDES! pleeeeeease

  • I LOVE THE KSG! FFS SAKE ITS SO GOOD

  • Hes stuart! Stop caring about schedule! I don't care when your vids come out as long as they are good. And they are right now! Just put out vids when you want and have the time and stop caring about the more "pickie subs" :D

  • @AhoyXbox I hope your cat gets better!

  • KSG Its consistant.

    Yea consistantly shit

  • make a beverage guide on a vodka martini shaken not sturd

  • actually i don't think making shotguns good is a problem, take mw2 for example

  • Do a beverage guide on Irn-Bru.

  • So how is your cat now? Has he already went into surgery? If yes, is he feeling good?

  • Xboxahoy, it'd be awesome if you could answer this. There's a youtube channel titled DrinksAhoy, with your first beverage guide express on it. Did you make this channel, or someone else? Sorry for the long question, love your videos! (And voice :D!)

  • xbox ahoy: have you ever gotten a moab in yournttk vids?

  • do a video on gray goose vodka! you can get it in tesco :)

  • lol it is quite irritating when people think I'm using a modded controller... it's not like I'm gonna go out of my way to prove that I'm not. People just get upset when they get spammed at with a Barrett :P

  • answer my f***** question would u rather pay a game like doom, wolfentien or bf3 dont know any other realistic shooters so answer

  • @03classified Wtf is wrong with u?

  • Where there any weapon guides that had an updated impact with any certain guns?

    e.g. This gun is overpowered, Infinity Ward then updated it to try and fix it.

  • Beverage Guides!!!

  • Yes! Beverage Guides! Yes! :D

  • Hope ur cat is fine. Whats ur kill death ratio? Please answer

  • SHOW YOUR FACE GOOD SIR

  • @Moejojojew

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  • Lets c ur face!!!

  • @cholodude97 you know the burger town machinima video?

  • Do you play other games apart from FPS? like assassin's creed or mass effect???

  • from 4:44 to 4:53 tag-game !

  • At 7:52, you mad bro? Haha just kidding I totally understand your frustration. I hate it when people ask me the same question in-game.

    Anyways, quick question, really just a passing fancy. What's your current kill/death ratio?

  • Hey Stuart, who is cooler: Price, Soap or Yuri?

  • Hey Stu ove got some questions if you don't mind

    How did you get your fast trigger fingers ? Do you button mash or are you calmly just pressing the triggers?

    And finally do you know the commentator El Presador If so, do you think he's funny ? An would you ever do a dual com with him ?

  • Do more Minecraft guides. That one April Fools video was probably a joke, but it got a very good response. I'd love to see you make Minecraft video guides.

  • Hey ahoy how did you come up with the name Xbox ahoy

  • We give our best wishes to your cat

  • Could you shout "Fus Ro Dah" for all of us? Pleeeaasee?

  • BRILLIANT

  • I just watched you use dead man's hand. I am strongly considering unsubbing.

  • @CementMan3 whats stopping you

  • @CementMan3 It's a test run. You swear like you're the best player in the world. Loser. 

  • @Jioaa1988 When did I swear or say I am the best player in the world? fucking fanboy.

  • @CementMan3 Fanboy? Fucking loser.

  • 5:26

  • 5:25 - ER WELL!!

  • Hey Stuart, If you could put ANY gun in CoD, from previous games or hasn't been in the game yet, what would it be?

  • Hi XboxAhoy. How long did it take you to get good at COD? Also what is your K/D like with the account you use for your weapons testing for the videos?

  • 5:24 - ER WELL!

  • Manhattan Special Espresso Coffee, review that

  • What do you think about deathstreaks?

  • @ahoyxbox forza 4 guide? you said you like racing games.

  • What your opinion on ACTA?

  • Do you play MW3 on PC or is Xbox360 your platform of choice now?

    Us PC players feel lonely when we see our player world heatmap.

  • Your beverage guide was immense. I look forward to seeing another one in future haha. Always a great video though. Gameplay and topics of conversation are always interesting and your dedication to your channels is awesome. Also can't wait for a new RetroAhoy video!

  • man, i thought you were dead when you didnt upload anything...

  • 2 weeks without hot water try 2 years.

  • @paulmarieboyd The fuck..

  • Where do you see yourself 30 years from now?

    Here's my guess

    "Today my children, we gather here today by the millions to witness the glorious monument of our dogma. A decade of vigilent waiting has paid off, and our lord and saviour hast finally finished his latest video on the mechanics behind bullet drop in CoD:2142 Warfare."

    "Hello. This is xboxahoy, and this is Time To Kill."

    "My HIV has been cured!"

    "I... I can walk again!"

    "I can see again!"

    "With a voice like that he must be Dragonborn!"

  • @DualSMGsFTW

    2012 + 30 years = CoD: 2142 Warfare?

    Haha funny shit though

  • @1Space1Out1 The CoD 30 years from now does not have to be SET 30 years from now, now does it?

  • How was the transition playing from Xbox to PC?

  • BTW that wasn't supposed to be perverted.

  • Ya hear that? His fingers are working properly.

  • I disagree. IMO the spas is the most consistant (Fully leveled)

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  • @mrbeanthe2nd

    No I'm asking if he will ever make more weapon guides or are TTK or BTLs is all he's making on Youtube.

  • Hey Stuart, I have a question for you.

    Is there any chance that in one of your videos, you'll do something absolutely silly?

    Something along the lines of randomly rapping, like dropping some mad beats, dawg.

    Sorry, I'm too white to be saying that, but the question stands.

  • Hi Stuart, have you played skyrim? if so, what do you think of it, and what how do you play it (Race, specializations, etc)? Thanks

  • Is your cat ok :(

  • Damn it ! Haha but what inspires u to go out of your way to make guides all though your paid in the elite guides why is it you continualsly produce guides?

  • When your contract with Activision ends, will you bring back the Weapon Guide Express videos?

  • What inspires u to go out ofnyour

  • What inspires you to just go out of your wyp

  • hey xboxahoy , what do you think about making "surviving tips for MW3 survival " ?

  • Hey Stuart, if you were asked to be the next Doctor Who or Thomas the Tank Engine narrator would you take the job? Because, let's face it, you always sound like you know everything you're talking about, and your voice is soothing for kids.

  • why don´t make mare the guide of weapons? please back

  • hey stuart, what do u think about the acta, sopa, and pipa bills???

  • Stuart.... You use Dead Man's Hand? I thought I respected you...

  • DO YOU USE A MODDED CONTROLLER????DO YOU USE A MODDED CONTROLLER????DO YOU USE A MODDED CONTROLLER????DO YOU USE A MODDED CONTROLLER????

  • @toSTONEiGO dont you watch the video, go to 7:40.

  • @mrbeanthe2nd god damn it. are you sarcastic or just really fucking stupid?

  • @toSTONEiGO what did i say that you disagree with

  • American boat rentals.

  • 2 people be hatin

    

  • That shotgun comment drove me nuts "people don't want to die to it in one shot" yet sniper rifles in most games kill 1 hit at all ranges. Shotguns kill at short range only in one hit, if you died to a shotgun in close range that should be expected. This is why they underpower shotguns in games. Sniper rifles shouldn't kill at short range and shotguns should, that's it really.

  • @Snotnarok let me rephrase that for you, sniper rifles shouldn't be aimed easily at close range, cartridges used in sniper rifles are very dealy

  • @mrbeanthe2nd I think, for the sake of balance, sniper rifles should do more damage at long range and less at close range. I'm thinking he meant the same thing.

  • @Zeroydeas just on that thought play BFH, they do have sniper rifles that work that way, but its a horrible game. I understand your reasoning, but to the people that love their sniper rifles in COD, they may just want to hang you for suggesting that XD

  • @mrbeanthe2nd I heard about that in BFH from a friend that occasionally plays it; I heard it's a terrible game too from several other people. And that last statement is so true lol

  • @mrbeanthe2nd No, don't rephrase that for me. Because buckshot is also very deadly, up to 30 meters I'm told it's deadly so in your logic that's how far a shotgun should reach out. In terms of game balance there's no reason a sniper rifle should 1 shot kill in short range if a shotgun can't even kill at mid range in one shot, hell in some games it takes 2 in close range an a sniper rifle? 1 shot is all you need which makes no sense game balance wise.

  • @Snotnarok so you think the developers reduced the realistic effectiveness of the shotguns. In that case to apply the same reduction of effectiveness to the sniper rifles they should not kill in one shot at long range, am I right?

  • @mrbeanthe2nd No I meanSniper rifles should not kill in 1 shot in CLOSE range in any shooter. If a shotgun is useless beyond short range why should a sniper rifle be good at ALL ranges? If someone gets close to you and you have a sniper rifle your best option should be to pull out your pistol. Of course a sniper rifle should have the means to kill at range in one shot, that's their job.

  • @Snotnarok still it doesn't make much sense for a cartridge to gain damage as it leaves the weapon, its a great balancing method i accept it too, but other may not

  • @mrbeanthe2nd It's a video game yeah, but it makes sense in real life too, snipers are trained to pull out their backup weapon in close range encounters. So, to explain it in a game? Make it so the scope needs a moment to focus or that it's just too inaccurate to shoot when not zoomed in so you literally never hit. There's ways to do it but it's sure make things more balanced that's for sure.

  • So Xbox Ahoy: if there's no more Weapon Guide Express or anything, you can't have release any sort of guide for Call of Duty anymore?

  • @XxKABOOM50xX so ttk isn't a guide?

  • @GThockey48 thanks for the reply! I couldn't figure out how to detonate it like that.

  • @DrewsHomeBrew oh that's how it blows up without the animation! Thanks for telling me! :)

  • You gotta do a new one for the shotguns post patch...

  • Behind The Lines: a yearly series... lol

  • i wish i had a pet i have fishes but i cant pet them >.<

  • Not your cat!

  • Ahoy doesn't need a modded controller. Ask teh ladies.

  • nice work as usual pal.

  • Mr.Ahoy, what car do you drive??

  • stuart, when call of duty starts to die down or get overtaken by another first person sshooter, will you carry on making vids for call of duty or for the next fps to succeed in that category

  • how are you so good with the c4

  • @jakethesnake1441 He dis it on purpose

  • I enjoy watching him play more than playing the game myself

  • A Jack Daniels guide would be pretty kick ass.

  • READ PLEEAASSSEEE!!!

    I know that this may sound wierd, but how many times do u use the restroom weekly

  • When are you gonna do an audiobook? I would pay all my everything to hear it.

  • Stuart have u seen the kill bill movies?? If u have what do you think of them? And if u haven't I strongly recommend them!

  • Dr.pepper for bev. Guide!

  • Beverage Guide, Coke Vs Pepsi. Settle it once and for all!

  • I always get asked how i can shoot faster vith a semi-automatic weapon than an automatic one, and the answer is always the same: I dont know.

    So, Stuart, i understand you, and people please stop asking the same question.

  • 4:46 ring around a rouse

  • Sorry to hear about your suckish start of 2012, XboxAhoy. If it makes you feel any better, there was a massive blackout recently over here on the west coast of the US, so I kinda feel your pain when it comes to the lack of hot water.

  • I'm glad I saw this, as I never saw the TTK episode in my sub-box.

  • Beverage Guide on Jagermeister!

    

  • What's your Internet speed, just wondering.. And love your voice ;)

  • YOU of all people died 6 times in a row? (dead man's hand part)

  • @TheBazzrt he's not American you dumbass

  • where are the weapon guides?

  • @shuckl3 activision cut them