When you start reading this don't stop or something bad will happen ! ( sorry about this) this girls name name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars,and she has no ears. She is dead. If you don't copy this she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you . This is no joke . If you send this on 5 more videos something good will happen to you
in germany, the news stations played sad piano music to the pictures, like the day of crisis wouldn't be enough. There are small hairy cocks everywhere
I absolutly dispise that trash called "50 cent", he's not human, he's not an animal, even trash is more worth because of it alot of work is created, like the health department, the garbage men (thank you ), etc... But this uneducated human wanna be is the lowest I could ever look at another "person".
It was go refreshing to hear Charlie run this dialogue. My head had been exploding at the fear mongering of the media, The Sun headline of "Poison Gas Cloud heads towards Tokyo" made me wish the most ill will I could muster at News Corp. May Murdoch's head roll for all the bullshit we have had to put up with. Shame on these Media Reporters for playing on people's selfish thoughts to make them worry about themselves, instead of asking us to think of the real victims of the Tsunami.
You see comedy about idiots. I see a bunch of people thinking they're better than a generalized stereotype of what America is to the rest of the world. No country is superior to another and every country has their idiots, crooks, and loudmouths.
Charlie Brooker's voice of reason cuts through the fear-mongering and political posturing like a samurai sword through a gigantic heap of gorilla shit.
This is probably the best I've felt in the past two weeks and I live in Fukushima. I don't think Mr. Brooker is into saving souls, but thanks a million.
The clearest, most lucid explanation yet given on why we shouldn't watch cable TV in general, and CNN in particular, to explain complex breaking news. When it comes down to relying on 'word clouds' or iReports for TV journalism, we all lose.
That's why I'm getting my explanations not from the so called media but from the YouTube channel sixtysymbols. There real scientists from the university of Nottingham explain these things.
I'm in Tokyo, some of my wifes family died up north, and the news is fucking shit. They have no idea how fucking unhelpful they're being especially with their reporting on the NPP. Their exaggerations have caused real harm. Fucking cunts.
This is why I don't watch news shows. Stop taking human tragedy and using it to bump your ratings. People are dead over there, there's a nuclear plant that they are trying their hardest to get under control. Also, 50cent is a moron, not even worth my 2 cents.
Excellent! I am in Yokohama and also stayed (even if I am on holiday). While I understand that words like "nuclear", "radiation" and meltdown might scare most people, the shameful wave of panic spread by the media should be an indication that we must not rely on such irresponsible coverage for our news. Lets boycott all the media that displayed such acts of "media-terrorism"!!!
This was brilliant. I've given up on watching CNN's coverage of this, disgusted by their logos, dramatic music and catch-phrase names. They've now moved on to the situation in Libya... also with logos / cop drama music / catch-phrase. It's ludicrous.
Well done Brooker.
owaffs 2 months ago
ahmg! he said "lawl" instead of "elohel! I love you very much.
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When you start reading this don't stop or something bad will happen ! ( sorry about this) this girls name name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars,and she has no ears. She is dead. If you don't copy this she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you . This is no joke . If you send this on 5 more videos something good will happen to you
halloa6 2 months ago
Can 50 Cent be any more of a moronic douche bag?
Danthepest1 3 months ago 2
@Danthepest1 nnnn...yes!
KonanNai 2 months ago
@Danthepest1 Ona can only hope...
Stoner075B 2 months ago
We need a man like this in Brazil!
SLASHdaROCKER 3 months ago
in germany, the news stations played sad piano music to the pictures, like the day of crisis wouldn't be enough. There are small hairy cocks everywhere
cordia96 3 months ago
Charlie Brooker for President.
tangofizz77 4 months ago
Sky bastards
MsOneiroi77 4 months ago
inb4 someone tries to defend 50cent
TheAkatsuki357 4 months ago
EVERYBODY BELIEVE IN SKYNET THUMBS UP!!!
NukeSoul 5 months ago
I absolutly dispise that trash called "50 cent", he's not human, he's not an animal, even trash is more worth because of it alot of work is created, like the health department, the garbage men (thank you ), etc... But this uneducated human wanna be is the lowest I could ever look at another "person".
siren7193 5 months ago
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siren7193 5 months ago
@siren7193 Gotta hate xenophobes in every way.
Jonmad17 5 months ago
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@siren7193 Gotta hate xenophobes in every way.
Jonmad17 5 months ago
So happy someone else says lol instead of spelling it out like a total douchebag.
ZeDingoBlag 5 months ago
I know...American news is a cheap shameless ratings whore.
LikaLaruku 6 months ago
When I saw the American coverage at 2:07 I was apalled at how they tried to make this distaster about the US. PBS- shame shame on you.
TheAlps36 7 months ago
@TheAlps36 *C*BS. PBS is completely different.
Friscalating 5 months ago
It was go refreshing to hear Charlie run this dialogue. My head had been exploding at the fear mongering of the media, The Sun headline of "Poison Gas Cloud heads towards Tokyo" made me wish the most ill will I could muster at News Corp. May Murdoch's head roll for all the bullshit we have had to put up with. Shame on these Media Reporters for playing on people's selfish thoughts to make them worry about themselves, instead of asking us to think of the real victims of the Tsunami.
mikaelfodor 7 months ago
You see comedy about idiots. I see a bunch of people thinking they're better than a generalized stereotype of what America is to the rest of the world. No country is superior to another and every country has their idiots, crooks, and loudmouths.
overhrw 7 months ago
charlie brooker, you're a bitch. but your one funny bitch that i have more respect for than darth vader glued to a shark LOL
antiussentiment 8 months ago
3:54 EPIC HAIR FLICK!
BlightedArt 8 months ago 6
Surge after suuuuurge! *facepalm*
ukevergil 9 months ago
How else are you supposed to get the sheeps attention?
jgroves56 9 months ago
Dear Charlie Brooker,
Thank you for existing.
Dear 50 Cent,
FUCK YOU.
eagleking48 9 months ago 35
Charlie Brooker's voice of reason cuts through the fear-mongering and political posturing like a samurai sword through a gigantic heap of gorilla shit.
shone1178 10 months ago 5
ahaha the silly bitch at 2:15 is hilarious. Yeah life's tough sweetheart.
CTCParadox 10 months ago 3
That were way to many characters for a tweet.
fritspas 11 months ago
What's up with the guy at the back left @03:55 ?
BritGit 11 months ago 3
@BritGit AHAHAHAHAHA I was thinking the same thing XDD
dushevka 11 months ago
This is probably the best I've felt in the past two weeks and I live in Fukushima. I don't think Mr. Brooker is into saving souls, but thanks a million.
tairanotomomori 11 months ago 5
The clearest, most lucid explanation yet given on why we shouldn't watch cable TV in general, and CNN in particular, to explain complex breaking news. When it comes down to relying on 'word clouds' or iReports for TV journalism, we all lose.
caboka02 11 months ago
Who is this genius and why do I not know about him? Bloody brillliant.
Flauterfiddle 11 months ago 5
Charlie Brooker - from today I'm a fan
DragonYearJoji 11 months ago 4
That's why I'm getting my explanations not from the so called media but from the YouTube channel sixtysymbols. There real scientists from the university of Nottingham explain these things.
blenderpanzi 11 months ago 2
fantastic comment on the mass media´s failure of de-informing the people
8CarlJohnson8 11 months ago
I consider 50Cent to be fuckin hilarious ;D
GUNOT1007 11 months ago
Thank you Charlie Brooker! I don't know how many times I've tried to explain the ignorance and stupidity of the mass media to people...
amaldonado115 11 months ago 2
Absolutely brilliant :D.
Entropy102 11 months ago 2
Another Tokyo dude here. You have no idea how bullshit fearmongering coverage of events here has been pissing us all off. Good on Charlie Brooker!
Hikosaemon 11 months ago 8
@Hikosaemon Ditto, though Im in Saitama, not Tokyo.
pathdaly 11 months ago
he looks like Connan's drunk older brother
jephoto007 11 months ago
I live in Tokyo, did not evacuate and this is EXCELLENT!!!
LBell67 11 months ago 3
That's Japan
Shinheeful 11 months ago
I'm in Tokyo, some of my wifes family died up north, and the news is fucking shit. They have no idea how fucking unhelpful they're being especially with their reporting on the NPP. Their exaggerations have caused real harm. Fucking cunts.
Cha4k 11 months ago 5
Hit the nail on the head with that one.
faiaman123 11 months ago 2
thankyou for this omg......everyone is fucking nuclear expert all the sudden. Idiots.
movezig1 11 months ago
why are so many weaboos praising our brooker?
clearly occident media promotion works. we milk natural disasters no matter where they've struck, understood?
SlimeTron5000 11 months ago
3:55
what the hell is the guy on the left smoking
shawkobezhu 11 months ago
I'm so glad he didn't mention the retarded Americans who brought up the pearl harbor incident when the tsunami hit Japan.
xRawlins 11 months ago
weabo is an exception
SlimeTron5000 11 months ago
"I'm a fucking idiot, lol"
vanderley3 11 months ago
I think that is a little over 140 characters...
TheSmElliott 11 months ago
50 cent is brilliant
ballerific14 11 months ago
This is why I don't watch news shows. Stop taking human tragedy and using it to bump your ratings. People are dead over there, there's a nuclear plant that they are trying their hardest to get under control. Also, 50cent is a moron, not even worth my 2 cents.
CrystalChord2010 11 months ago
@CrystalChord2010 it earns me $
sorry no refunds lol :p
SlimeTron5000 11 months ago
@SlimeTron5000 That's okay, I just won't tune in to your channel lol :p
CrystalChord2010 11 months ago
@CrystalChord2010 ahh the arbitrary of one account is lol
SlimeTron5000 11 months ago
I used to like SkyNews. Not anymore. Stop taking human tragedy and using it to bump your ratings. People are dead over there.
CrystalChord2010 11 months ago
I would take my soul back from arvo part and sell it to charlie brooker.. he is absolutely the most inspiring person in media all over the world..
dopedgod 11 months ago
I live in Tokyo as well and this is bloody excellent! The only "meltdown" we've seen here, is the meltdown of bullshit in the world media.
mcbalaban 11 months ago 7
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
I'm in Tokyo and this is the best representation of the effluent that has been flowing.
As well as Charlie Brooker being absolutely on the nose with heartfelt, direct but sparing respect for the horror that was last week.
tokyosigsy 11 months ago 80
@tokyosigsy dont give up :) japan forever
KonanNai 2 months ago
Love it!
crella 11 months ago
Brilliant!
cechanju 11 months ago
lolol thanking you from Chiba
sukikirai2010 11 months ago
Excellent! I am in Yokohama and also stayed (even if I am on holiday). While I understand that words like "nuclear", "radiation" and meltdown might scare most people, the shameful wave of panic spread by the media should be an indication that we must not rely on such irresponsible coverage for our news. Lets boycott all the media that displayed such acts of "media-terrorism"!!!
samenobangohan 11 months ago 2
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samenobangohan 11 months ago
Wow, I live in Japan too, and I haven't laughed this hard since before everything happened, thanks so much for posting this!!!
nickymosk1 11 months ago 2
Wow, I live in Japan too, and I haven't laughed this hard since before everything happened, thanks so much for posting this!!!
nickymosk1 11 months ago 4
What's the audience dude doing at 3.55?!
MrTokyoDoug 11 months ago
I live in Tokyo, and stayed because there was work to do, people to help, students waiting. Hats off to and God bless the ones who hung in.
Excellent, Mr. Brooker; brilliant. A little levity, very well-timed and solid truth.
Brad from Tennessee
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I`m a Tokyo resident and this is the first thing that has really made me laugh for a while. Love this. Thanks.
04pikapika 11 months ago
I`m a Tokyo resident and this is the first thing that has really made me laugh for a while. Love this. Thanks.
04pikapika 11 months ago
For some reason, on this clip, he looks awfully like Conan O'Brien.
Fillerbunny4 11 months ago
excellent ! thanx for putting this up here
emmapeel66 11 months ago
Charle que bueno !!!
kukanbida 11 months ago
I think 2 people from Sky News watched this.
This was brilliant. I've given up on watching CNN's coverage of this, disgusted by their logos, dramatic music and catch-phrase names. They've now moved on to the situation in Libya... also with logos / cop drama music / catch-phrase. It's ludicrous.
HighwayJoe 11 months ago 54
LOL the dude @ 3:55
nexxos 11 months ago 5
charlie brooker at his best
paulrao 11 months ago
Wow. never heard fo this guy before but that kicked ass.
samuraigodzilla 11 months ago
great
tsurumichan 11 months ago