The 9 Ways To Treat A Woman

[imiaddictive]

Number 9. Best 3 seconds of my life :')

[dansolomaster3000]

i'm going to go take a dump, i'd better be in the top comments when i get back.

[dariodarko]

haha at 9 I laughtet so hard XD

[rapingurchurches]

you mean magic squirrels don't exist?? i am now so upset that i need a drink :(

[Nanerization]

Lmaoooo Number 8 was the best. xD

[HerPoisonedMind]

Why are you not more famous ?

[kalajel]

...more like ways to get dumped... XD

[MrWonderBreadz]

Hey ya guys wanna see mah balls 01:51

[DerekJShin]

Holy shit I just discovered these guys and I have never laughed at Youtube skits so hard in a long time. BRA. VO.

[yellowwings86]

These guys should be at work earning money for the women! Get back to work guys.

[karkiuz]

oo, guys from Lonnie :))

[TheDynastyFox]

1:48 hey you guys wanna see ma balls? i laughed so hard here. todd rocks.

[delphainekim24]

hey...does anyone know the name of the song?

[SBubbaW]

"Hey you guys wanna see mah balls?"

"CUT THE SHIT TOD."

[MrGuckingFay]

Y! U! NO! IN! KITCHEN !!!

[jarw28]

cut the shit tod

[Ryanier128]

I showed this to my dad some time ago, and he thought it was hilarious. At the end of it, he said "That sounds like your mom and I". We almost shit our pants laughing when I turned around to see mother standing quietly at the door. She then dragged my father out the office door.

He hasn't made a joke about my mom since.

[SketchyGrl]

Let's hope no one actually takes this seriously. :P

[SamuraiMonkey80]

You guys wanna see my balls?

[bichaelmuble]

@halpin2006 nice story ???

[annieohhhhyes]

Nick reminds me of Michael C. Hall.

[m1chelangel01]

roflma.......OFF!!!!!!!!

[Halpin2006]

Uuuhhhhhh ... as someone who is autistic, I don't releate to your humor. So instead, I have to say this video is horrible, disgusting, and inhuman. But, in all fairness, autistics always see things literally. So, in being derrogatory in my comments, I thought you really did intend this kind of behavior.

[TheDodoBro]

@Halpin2006 Make me lasagne.

[Halpin2006]

@TheDodoBro You mean, REALLY make you some lasagna?

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

I like the Christmas tree one.. great job

[CarterKhoury]

Make me lasgana..... NOW!!!!!

[6385matthew]

The NOOOOWWW part scared the fuck out of me.

[CarterKhoury]

More like "the 9 ways women ARE treated".

[KaelanPrescott01]

I'm gonna try the black hole in chest but turns out to be nothing.

[Geekella]

i'll never ever ever ever stop laughing at "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!"

[ggmann13]

i rofld at the last segment

[KeyFra2011]

Tahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!

[TheBobitoman]

lol @#9

[skatanic465]

ahahaha the bowling pin part gets me every freaking time!! "why are you?....."

[micahlarroque]

1:49... "Hey... You guys wanna see my balllzzz?" hahahahahah like if you agree that was the funniest part

[MurphmanCometh]

I think you may have missed… Oh no, like a mother dressed up like a giant bowling pin is there. Hunh. Good list.

[MsBlackPina]

It should be "9 ways that women are treated"

[RustedSporkProd]

This is great.

[chromakey84]

wow not funny



[SBubbaW]

"Hey you guys wanna see mah bawlz?"

"Cut the shit Tod."

[NoMartha]

Magic squirrels <3

[MooseheadDrinker]

What is all this about??

women belong in kitchens making sandwiches for men on demand!

[adamstakeonlife]

@MooseheadDrinker does that come with Cablevision

[MatteusNova]

@MooseheadDrinker and lasagne. xD

[Vicioussama]

670 women can't take a joke

[MrSaxter]

The blonde one is kinda cute.

[R3Director]

If u treated most of the girls at my high school like this, u get bitch slapped

[qasimafridi1020]

hahahaha

[SuperFabioff]

0:58 snm

[CrossHeart7]

Wow lol i rofl when he said NOW...

[dreamcatcher131]

0:44 is the best part. I lol'd so hard.

[kumquatsta]

do you pay zoe in fannee doolees?

[kumquatsta]

zoom into action

[kmeranus]

i can't tell you how many times 8 has ruined my relationships

[WhoaParrot]

Todd the squirrel - probably not a reference to the Achewood character, but possibly?

[Slayermachete]

@matats4 win.

[payneo218]

@matats4 i used to treat women like this oh wait... i still do!

[ICantSpellItOut]

If somebody peed their pants, you have to take off their sweater.

[refugeepriest]

When Nick said "I peed my pants" I thought he was going to say, "I peed you a poem..." just as good tho

[strawberrybalm010711]

LOOOOOLL. funny shit.

[HubertTheHappyHobo]

670 people were feminists with no sense of humor.

[Mathman1ac]

@HubertTheHappyHobo

Pretty sure there's a lot more than that out there.

[imphlatround]

The top two comments are the exact fucking same...

[banana2cake2]

@imphlatround Yes but one has Todd spelled correctly and the other is for those who don't know how to spell.

[WoodChucker81]

Okay that wasn't funny.

[guineapig713]

Cut the shit, Toddd.

[smithomness01]

@Fizzelthedizzel one is spelled differently

[STROMLECK]

@smithomness01 But which one?

[DoctorRainbow8321]

I'm a guy and I didn't get offended by this. Even though I'm not the minority being made fun of in the video, my opinion matters.

[Crystal2193]

At *least* thumbs down the misspelled top comment

[TheBigmoose15]

i hate it when the two top comments are the same...

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@TheBigmoose15 I hate it when people knowingly make the same comment as about a billion other people.

[TheRockHBKfan]

@TheBigmoose15 Good they are not, huh'?

[thethiny]

lol 0:45 - 0:45 found nothing? I made you search!!

[HeatherTheFeather96]

Where is the magic squirrel thing from?

[Odakufilms]

LOL

[flower47883]

It's a pointless video in my opinion.

[MrNosrebor]

@flower47883 and why is that? the video is filled with truthfull facts. Both genders can learn a lot from this video.

[MeandmySara]

"NOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!" - I laughed so hard I cried.

[thatblondguy33]

667 dislikes. That's weird. Wonder who that could have been.

[Bballinjosh]

two comments with a different spelling of the SAME name shouldn't be the top comment...

[CandieMelandie]

Nick, I Dont Know The Words! Nick, What Do I DO? LMFAO!!!

[PinkButterfly2662]

"Get it together Todd! Seriously? D'you see Ricky behaving this way?" LMFAO :D

[mclover2345]

cut the shit todd



[SDAng3l]

You scream like a bitch!!!!!!!

[shadowg3]

the blond girl is very pretty, I would make lagsania for her lol

[Philly7781]

When a man asks for lasagna get you sure as hell better make it right away

[scourg123]

NOOOOW! lol

[GreatAetheeeer]

cut the shit, oversensitive youtubers.

[Shrimp141]

Cut the same top comments, Tod

[AshesIN4beauty]

I'm a woman and I approve. 

[begfortube]

Number 9 is the best.. wait for the end..

[flamshiz]

i thought it was a black hole. ITS NOT.

[RSnati0n09]

cut the shit, two top comments that are the same

[thenfm]

cure hipster faggotry: MANHOOD101. COM

[divindechild]

652 women don't believe in magic squirrels

[56killerbeast]

wow one d seems to make the difference who gets the top comments and who gets the hell anoyed out of then

[JKidd2455]

Nick, what do I do?!?

[SoNikMebs357]

That awkward moment when the top comments are the same, except one spelled Todd wrong.

[drowssap22]

I know where they are coming from with Way 8. Best part.

[cbp889]

make me a lasagna.

-five seconds later-

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[EpiclyInept]

damn.... brian can be a scary motherfucker.....

[ProtestTheIndie]

I like 0:56. I'm betting I'm not the only one who thought he would motorboat her...

[codzomz]

ummmm, what the fucks up with those two top comments?

[Flashfire97]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[captiantoad]

guncis says Tod Zer0small says Todd, i say Frank

[Johnsiphoneaddress]

hey you guys wanna see my balls?

hahahaha funniest line

[IceCregon]

Make me lasagna

[zsupercookiez]

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[1234567890282828a]

645 people are women.

[Stormocity]

NAAAAAOOOW!!!!!!!

Love it.

[LieselDraper]

@RememberingAfter

Makes no sense. She would expect you to *avoid* the black hole in her chest, not put your head next to it.

[IEatedYerrCookie]

AHAHAHAHAAH THE BOWLING PIN. OH MY GOD THE BOWLING PIN.

[GITAREX2001]

WOW!he scared the shit out of me!

[sheleg3s3]

make me lasagna... NOOOOOOOW!!!

[regularjosh1]

Cut the shit todd, the funniest fine in the video.

[fundinosaur12]

Make me a lasagna............NOWWWWW!

[ithoughtsoooo]

Todds my favorite

[Sheqardi]

Ooh she is hot

[guncis52]

Cut the shit, Tod

[JohnMaxibillion]

@guncis52 46 thumbs say that there's another 'D' :P

[whaohdoublerainbow]

@guncis52 cut the shit with the quoting the video

[purplepanckakes]

Though I am a feminist, I nearly peed laughing.

[purplepanckakes]

@NewDay923 Thank you... I guess... And no, I don't have a son.

[NewDay923]

@purplepanckakes Thank God! May you never EVER get the chance to ruin any male through personal relationsship; besides the doctrines you feminists terrorizes men with trough goverment policies, that is! All of you feminists ought to be fucking raped and gassed to death by millitary elite-squads around the world.

[crystalwolfx]

i really want to say fuck you for portraying women in this way but i that would mean i would have to stop my laughing fit :D

[mrpockets730]

NOW!!!

[Zer0small]

Cut the shit, Todd.

[MsGrunz]

Oh, please. The first two are just ridiculous!

[Needzalife8D]

Cut the shit Tod!

[AlaskanWolfKnight]

Made my day!

[srmax13]

"Direct Quote from the video"

[pillowsinmypants]

@srmax13 Hahaha best part

[giantlover21]

i love the whole scene when you press 7

[SuicidalPuffin]

BriTANicK marathon!

[lucasB823]

"oh no! its happening again! my hands are being sucked in to the black hole in your chest! My bad!"

[Neumie7]

cut the shit, todd!

[Immination]

i literally LOL when i watch their videos! xD

[TheAbyssalDream]

If she doesn't make lasagna it will be the end of all of us!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[TheVallone]

OMG the end fucking killed me. Did anyone think he could scream like that haha

[princesshope77]

"why are you-?" o.O

[dtluxaeterna]

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Ohh. Heh. Never mind. I thought there was a black hole in your chest-it's not." XD XD XD

[AMDBulldozer89]

EPIC

[TheRyukenhadoken]

O LAWD, I LAWL'D

[MrPJP7]

@holley861 its called a joke? im a guy and i would never treat a girl like that, but this video is intended to make you laugh :)

[JuliusIsMe]

@holley861 Confirmed Feminist.

[vigintitres46]

why does this have so many views and so many likes??

Im high and i didnt find this remotely funny.

[Flashfire97]

@vigintitres46 Probably because you are a girl. Your response to a derogatory joke would be to take offense, where as a guy would ignore the blatant sexism because BriTANicK is not being serious. They do not treat women this way irl. Obviously.

[vigintitres46]

@Flashfire97 no im a man. and its just not funny.. well its really stupid comedy.. maybe the other videos are better. #8? Magic squirrels? Really? If you laughed at that you probably suck or are under the age of 12..

[BukkakeNation]

@vigintitres46 you have smoked yourself retarded

[drumandbass9]

MAKE MY LASAGNE...................NOOO­OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[RainbowKat1]

Baaawlls! :D



[ryank8843]

Cut the shit Todd!

[TZstarcraft]

always makes me laugh.

[andina18]

Lysol sponsor

[TheHeadlessRider27]

Hey pimpyo your a no sense of humor dick how bout that?

[xPimpYo]

funny premise, then stupid

[RedShonja]

Damn. I hate when misogynistic stuff make me laugh. I'm a crap feminist.

[wannabeviralstar]

Ive watched this video about 5 times and never noticed the "respect women" at the end because the ending makes me laugh too hard.

[bob2693]

@wannabeviralstar haha exactly the same as me

[jlynne5011]

1:54 - Sleeping Beauty? haha

[BlckComb]

WITH THIS ALLIANCE OF SQUIRREL AND MAN WE SHALL RID THE BADNESS FROM THE-

[13Segruts]

I literally fell out of my chair and laughed on the ground!!!!

[The4thGuy]

That ending... I did not see coming. BRAVO.

[shadowtheef115]

CUT THE SHIT TODD! <- cracked me



[Starlet0]

At 2:10 Brian looks like Neville from Harry Potter.

[Immabeast679]

5 he sounded like Toby turner

[NelehStarpath]

OMG. She was in Zoom!!!

[EugeneDrAwkward]

the squirrel should have said wanna see my nuts...

[zwompy]

wanna see my balls lol