Chinese Shaolin Kung Fu

[undertyped1]

Shaolin budda is easily the most badass religion. The bible says love thy neighbor but shaolin budda say kick thy neighbor in the nuts

[alexgrinkov]

hm. I just recently thought: "all these fighting schools are pointless because they teach to fight without considering the balls. i can defeat any sooper-kewl pro fighter by just kicking him in the balls. yotu don't need any skills to do that". So now I see that I can't still defeat hardcode kung fu masters from Shaolin. but that's still 0.0001% of all the pro fighters

[LecreedTention]

it's retarded



[BIGTUNES2010]

thats a lot of balls

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[Tropicsca]

how do they reproduce??

[martyback]

@Tropicsca They're monks. Monks are celibate.

[minermax4444]

@Tropicsca they don't they're not allowed wives

[Nomoreidsleft]

This is like Shaolin Kung Fu porn!

[AznAppleYong]

@Nomoreidsleft i bet if he kick in your nuts, you can't even make baby's anymore

[deci5e]

holy shit

[TheNewAlias]

damn that nigga in the blue is wildin outttt

[Penganuchi]

The secret to this "mysterious soft techniques" is to walk carefully.

[jtaimeht]

are you kiddng me with this right now???

he struggled to stand up after that ruthless assault on his meat and two veg

[BIOSHOKINGROSIE]

!!!OUCH!!!!

[guiyindeleyuan001]

What the FxxK?! This guy used his dick to pulling a huge stone!

[hititandquitit69]

yeah thats what i call rock hard

[emilyellis89]

shit stuns their growth..

[Kommentoija123]

他会不会让孩子们了吗？

[tan12369]

好痛呀，睇到都覺痛

[mercuryyau]

其實佢已經痛到冇知覺=口=||

[MassDynamic]

it hurts to watch.....my two jewls quiver in fear...

[eb654321]

鐵蛋功 = Iron Eggs Skill

What a gd name.......

[br3akd4ncing]

SUM1S GOT A ROCK HARD BOOOONER!

[MrSolofort2]

I don't think his going to have kids after that!

[aaboz]

that is the best way having kids

[eugeneyao80]

Sorry for being disrespectful, but that is FUNNY

[D5932]

IRON EGG SKILLL!!!

[AngeloftheBx]

O MY GOD Please tell me that guy is wearing a cup

[updrafttower]

Superstition! Splitting stones with the edge of the hand or by kicking, invulnerability...fairy tale

[yamaraj147]

that makes a perfect dough..lol

[josephdust]

I guess he needs them strong in case he loses his arms. This is almost as good as Beavis and Butthead.

[Whiskyninja666]

OH MY GOD!!! I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I would rather get run over by a semi-truck.

[Wolvenfire86]

I tried doing this on myself. Turns out you CAN'T learn Kung Fu from just watching it :P

[BonkersTheBear]

WTF? WHAT WAS THIS?

[evilren008]

wtf

[MethayosEonOrpheusme]

what you have to remember is that they are monks and don't need to use their testicles to procreate. if you practice kung-fu and still want to have children you probably shouldn't try this

[apo301]

with what was he carring that stone?

[Sravakayana]

lol 看了有點受不了 又有點好笑...

[gld1010]

1 word .... eunuch

[ke422azn]

3 words.... you're a retard. You cant be a great fighter without testosterone.

[gld1010]

It's all you, knock yourself out :-)

[Rezkomi]

He was fucking good..... I do not what do they eat but there are very interesting people.

[perr143]

hey, attention to all medical practitioners who are expert in testicles, could you please verify if the techniques used here have no negative effect to human and to his testicles? I wonder if these shaolin monks have pleasurable sex life. As I understand testicles are made of very soft tissue, unlike muscles can be trained and make it hard. I have nothing against shaolin, but I just want to hear opinion from the other experts (medical expert).

[southpole2189]

LOL

That hurts he knows it! Well... he's gonna have fun with the ladies! Balls of steel!!

[iwanttoloveher]

..................wow

[PENETRASAURO]

this guy can't never indulge himself in sexual activities after this kicking..... I may say.......... this shaoling monk is a damn kicking balls of warrior

[BillyPitonNS]

Ballz of steel

[bruce9241]

lets see these shaolin monks take a punch to the nards by Kimbo slice! kimbo would wreck these monks!!! black MMA guy> shaolin monks

[Big7777777]

I hope you weren't serious...

[Pependres]

jajajaja

[consolidatedbits]

there are easier ways to "practice your testicles" y'know?

[fukiu45]

why why WHY???would you ever do that

[xRac18x]

wow...they sure are devouted to shaolin kung fu it makes me feel like my red belt it isnt even a white belt :(

[H3Vtux]

Get that fucking watermark off there! this isnt erick baumans!

[Xapoca1ypseX]

scrambled eggs anyone?

[Hondenmoller]

If you want to be able to get children, this is a very bad idea.

[heyheyheyyep]

lool totally right. these fucking shaolins are fucking crazy! jeez louise papa cheese!!!

[rbatlg]

lol, its called iron egg technique xD read the small english print when the dudes kicking him lol

[grantmusic]

that was too much. That was a trip.

[scarygirlzzzrule]

some guys who practice kung fu hang stuff to them...you know....to make it stronger...

[tigerspidey123]

They are Shaolin Monks, because they are monks, it is acutally a basic thing they have to master; But once u start this art, you can't have sex... well you can.. but u won't able to feel anything.

[naruto720212kun]

lolololololol his balls are probably so small thay he doesnt feel them!!!!!

[hotlucygirl]

hehe。。。he prob don't have any this y its not hurt

[ihateklodust]

hes in undes gettting his balls kick

[Bludrawz]

is he dragging that roller with his balls?

[narezul]

yes......yes he is

[Vykke]

LOL yes xD

[repelghosts]

Not sure but the first as master here masters the snake? Subtleness and rythmic endurance...or, possibly the Praying mantis...speed and patience..anyone?

[decadentismo]

minkia e malato

[JonathanB778]

hahahah xD!!!

[randomikey5678]

Now we know how to defend ourseves against women.

[watchinu66]

I think this was where 'cock' fighting began ha ha

[Orious69]

i think thats how shaolin greet each other.

[HolocraftNL]

i think he can do this, because he doesnt have balls anymore. Well he got them, but they hit him so hard, his balls are in his belly atm. So he doesnt feel the pain anymore when they kick him there :P

thats it, its not that hard to see

[clydecazenas]

lol doesn't feel his cock getting hurt lol how sad he won't feel the pleasure of getting a blow job lmao

[hjiuhfhrehui]

pain ful :P.. but if you gona be hit there :P you're not nok down :P

[peaceman117]

THIS IS SUICIDE!

[xtskistarx]

OOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! fucking hell!!! wtf is thi good for?

[RickSomchai]

ok, ok why would you do this!!!??? 'Hey billy lets go out back and you can kick me in the balls" and after lets do lunch and tea come ooooon what do you say??? huh??? huh?? ...why?

[nycboribattlekatt1]

OUCH!!

[garouHH]

They might be trainin the musculus cremaster to shove their balls into their abdomen. It sounds improbable, but I wouldn't rule it out without consulting a doctor, ideally one who has researched the topic. I mean, there are so many doctoral theses to be written, some joker must have thought of this as a good topic for his.

[danpayne118]

thats exactly what they do good guess :)

[garouHH]

You got proof of that? Something like a CRT or X-Ray image? 'Cause I know that my cremasters only reacts to heat and cold, and even then it takes minutes for them to contract or relax.

[wkl168]

I am a 73 yr. old Chinese and have been around kung fu and qi gong. When I was young, I was told that the entire male genitals could be lifted into the abdomen, to avoid being attacked, by using gi gong. Now, with YouTube, I could see that is true, by the demonstrations of Shaolin monks. You can find this feat in other videos, too.

[wkl168]

The Iron Egg is probably a skill unique to the Shaolin monks, without lifting the genitals into the abdomen.

[garouHH]

Actually, what I was was one guy kicking another guy repeatedly between the legs. That could be authentic, it could be a show. I'd still like to see proof like what I mentioned.

[sk8ingandcoke4life]

definitely. monks that carry on traditions from 1000 years ago would use photomontage to fake getting kicked in the balls

[whynotagree]

I'm sure I didn't see this in Kung Fu panda. Maybe in the next episode.

[xXxPolnishStylerxXx]

die sind KRANK xD nach dem ersten Kick ist der schon Zeugungsunfaehig xD

[llMarcholl]

what an arshole....

[killgm]

练习这种功夫会失去生育能力，所以不是和尚，一般不会去修炼的。­

[otaviosy]

isso mostra tamanha disciplina do treinamento dos monges shaolin que transformam seus corpos em arams resistentes!

[otaviosy]

isso mostra a tamnaha disciplina dos monges shaolin no treinamento!

[300pimps]

and they are monks too

[300pimps]

hm i think they cant have sex or jerk of

or have any sexual feelings because it has something to do with the chi. thinking about sex blocks chi or something.

[biustas]

thats just imposible 90% human impulses are sex related , even if im seeing cute girl in a street i think a little about sex cuz im having it and its no big deal but how can they never had a woman not think about it ..

[ukatam]

fuckwit stfu u hav no idea

[biustas]

offcourse i dont know what means to be impotent sorry iof i offended u sleepy friend

[najmaldin]

lie

[Kahoraqar]

That is an example of misusing of a tool. :D

Hard to be a monk but I thought that anger is solved by meditation. :D

[ReturnOfKloro8]

O.O wow...

[LemonsDaBest]

omg...........insanity...

[greenbanane]

hhahahaahahahahahahaha

[xELIMINADORx]

q merda é essas? eh por isso q japones tein pinto pikenu

hauhauhaua

[tatiquan]

japones?

[pury777]

That's funny~~

[Lejnus]

the thing is they sort of Suck their balls up into the lower belly area, or upper crotch area if you will.

Its fucking awesome, i saw this once irl when i was travelling in asia and they had some performence and exercise days in Laos.

[demonmastr]

sound effects? nah it's the wind. >>.>> hes kicking so fast that's why.

[ladyrain669]

gosh..it is just puttin chi energy into the right places..thats it..they can have sex...

[RobinHood3000]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you "kill the urge."

[PaTriK655]

hahahahhahahahahhahahahaa

[300pimps]

ok so they cant have sex

can they at least jerkoff???? o.O

cuz i dun think its possible for any man normal to not have any sexual feelings

[ISIJAH]

I think they are´nt allowed to jerk off eather =/ I think they like train away their lust or something.. But I can be wrong, lets Hope I am couse it´s not good traying to kill Natural Feelings..

[wdcpe]

Thus reasoning why he eventually was a candidate for hernia

[k229kk]

wtf!!!!!

[clydecazenas]

LOL ATTACKED TO THEIR...HAHHAHA

[ClaudemirKIKO]

Ai meu saco ta doendo so de ver isso.

[aquariosmaster]

rsrs, pior

[dwiscome]

just one of shaolin kufung,for 100％ to defense 。。。。。

[Nero35000]

hmm they gonna have strong kids lol.

[300pimps]

lol cmon now after getting kicked like that do you really think they will have kids??? lol

[Chantzehao]

Only the strongest of sperm survive that assault.

[jambowowow]

ya...but his kids are gonna be born with bruises on their faces

[tc213]

Monks aren't allowed to have sex, so they gotta make use of their testies somehow.

[noair75]

true that

[iamcreation]

these guys balls are trained just as much as the rest of their body. you better train your whole body baby or hire a bodyguard! "go the iron testicle!" i have also seen them pull large weights with their penis. incredible.

[Mathieupj]

fuck

[swiv2d]

Is it true that the orignal oldskool monks hate the chinese red army because they destroyed most of the old shaolin temples in fear of resistance.

[Goldi42]

the temple at Song Shan (a holy mountain) was destroyed during the so called cultural revolution in 1966 but rebuilt in '82 because of the film Shao Lin Temple (Jet Li) and the possible touristic attraction...

[swiv2d]

That's just messed up, they think about tourists more than the people.

[opticannon]

this is foolish practice. you can see that it hurts the guy so hes bending and pitching to diffuse the strikes. i wonder how they found a candidate for this "exercise". hey you, gullable idiot with no education that will believ in anything and is easy to brainwash; today you will begin training in this special discipline.

[retrotw]

i dont agree with what they do...and im from taiwan so none of this matters..but imagine if u had iron balls...u can flat out fight without most of ur concerns..and even if it really hurt the guy...ill bet that u cant even stand if a 10 year old were to punch u in the balls...

[opticannon]

ive trained for many, many years. reflexively i bring up my knee in chamber to deflect; even still im constantly wrapping my kua so that in most cases i have a higher percentage of not getting hit in the groin, perenium etc. like i stated before unless your priest bai mei who had castrated himself there is no way of possibly conditioning yourself like that.

[AntiStupidity]

Brainwashing?

Like Christianity, American patriotism or how the government knows what's best for you?

Samething, different package.

[opticannon]

wow, you really know how to provoke a confrontation . you certainly like our cartoons dont you? what about our music and by the way the rest of our media? find it aggressive and anti gov. yeah thats right. the only reason why you achieved that paradigm shift is because it was inspired by our media. not your culture. youve never been to america, youve never felt the vibe of our country so like your name sake shut the fuck up and make educated statements that are not based on hear say. idiot

[XonesickludeX]

this is madness!!!!

shaolin: no this isssss SHAOLIN!!!!!

[l3vz1m1n]

the omelet is ready...

[lookamoose]

his diqq must be taking some of the impact of those blows

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[jh85200258]

我操。。。。谁他妈发上来的

[vdeathmagixv]

Balls... balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel

[krazedgas]

FUKING SHIT 0_0

[repelghosts]

The Dragon Style...is to ride the wind.

Shove your gun up yo black arse and lets meet in the public square boy.

Jenna

Kick yo black ass from yo town to China.

[fightingspiritt]

thank god we have guns now adays to confront them with @_@

[LordOfCrimson]

madness

[vanessawang702]

BALLS OF STEEL!

[EZA757]

i've always wanted an iron dick.

[ihatehaliryduff]

this is very attractive to girls...we really like this sort of guy

[hooooooooooooooaaa]

"don't try to repeat it yourself"

[fritsssie]

wat ene mongool hij laat zichzelf gwoon in z'n zak trappenhahahah

[HumanTornado]

SEE! IT IS POSSIBLE!!!

[cavannarose]

Haha... I love you Tornado

[nimisimipacposeyda]

Well i have great respect of thr arts but i guess thats part of the lifestyle of the monks, but I know your not gonna kick me there without a fall out brawl. lol

[steviaguru]

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[afguniit64]

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[qxpadam]

i would not like to be the guy that takes all the kicks :P

[Jarhead4lifefool]

Sheesh, why kick each other in the balls? I mean seriously, I've watched all their other forms of discipline... But kicking each others balls like that, is just really retarded, if not completely boarder line gay...

I mean, maybe they can control the "pain", but I doubt they can control the long term damage sustained from such acts...

[Primeevil30]

wow, i deffinetly don't want to learn this tecnique, i like kids and..

[badshan]

Balls oF STEEL!!!!!

[zhangning62]

oh  madona

[Glasdrache]

DAMN!

[RZArecktah]

i like eggs

[AlexKing0511]

I feel very worry about his eggs...囧

[batumi]

black ppl have it big, chineses have it small.. shaolins haven't it lol

[bear9922]

cbt 0_O !~

[dogi08]

lol

[lefsekarn]

BBBALLS OF STEEL!

[tathtath]

steel.. steel XD

[myfavxmanisgambit]

Do these guys have to take vows of chastity? If so, then it's a shame. They have powerful testicles. I bet they could really satisfy a woman.

[tamzy6]

guys shut the fuck up shaolin kung fu or kung-fu itself is the best martial art sport and the most lethal in the world

i love this sport

[TheShredderFromHell]

So do u guys think these shaolin monks are like strongest or best fighters in the world although we will never really see them fight for real.

[Leizarus]

It is kind of funny lol Dx but I think it works.

[Jemax18]

A saolin pöcsharcos... lol

[akrilnabarva]

rofl

[trousien]

holy shit

[lepecheur9]

argh

[Jarfreak]

so thats why they make all the high voiced sounds :S