Learn German with SpeedyConKiwi! (The FAILED Episode)

[detacher0123]

gooooofy ha ha

[michivol]

tessa is freakin hot!!

[cyrylthewolf]

"Hallo."

LOL!

[jeka100]

best episode ever

[MaddenJMF]

I love you both! Ich liebe dich beide! <3 in september studiere ich Deutsch zum College :D und ich habe lebensmittelvergiftung LOL. Das ist ein lange wort. Fb user /joshuamjm x

[Zotteli80]

@MaddenJMF 'Lebensmittelvergiftung' is not that long. The longest official german word is 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüber­wachungsaufgabenübertragungsge­setz' and you could create even longer fun words if you wanted. :)

[GoodGooglyGumdrops]

I spy a pretty girl. sorry had to be in with the rest of them commenting on Tessa....

[Dragulian]

@marinoht main reason for moving in to germany

[3XxALex]

Für was macht ihr das? Das ist lächerlich!! Und die Tusse bei 0:54 hat Recht! Warum lacht ihr die ganze Zeit? Ich würd das so ja nich reinstellen!?

[marinoht]

que hermosa la niña de cabello oscuro. ta rikaza.

[GregoryBarrett000]

Haha! It looked like the video was fun for you two to make, and it was pretty hilarious for us to watch here in Canada. Nice work Kiwi!

[AliciaLady97]

IHr seit gut.!

Kiwi du hast eine gute aussprache das muss man dir ja mal lassen.;)

[kiwoned]

Um salve do Brasil, estou aprendendo muito alemão com você(s).

nice job!

[blackout5010]

tessa: is beautiful !!!! schön schön

[TheShadyNight]

All that laughing made me laugh. lol thanks for brighting up my day ^_^

[McFabiii]

Mein name ist GÜNTHER! :O

[chino1922]

Tessas a hotty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wolfpackfan218]

1:02 hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AcrobatiCapoeira]

AHAHA! FUNNY EVER!

[EcKeNgecCo]

mein name ist kiwi wie geil hahahahaha :)

[DropBassProductions]

lol da muss man gleich mit lachen XD

[GoodGooglyGumdrops]

1. i luv ur vids 2.does tessa have her own page 3. i cant wait 4 ur new learn german vids

[T0WKY]

Laughed a lot!!!

Keep it up, Kiwi =D

Hope seeing you in more vids, Tessa ^^

[imisstherainiedays]

You are both so cute, pretty and funny!! That snap trick at the end was cool!

[TheElite115]

It is nice to see friends just having fun. :D

[shutupLau]

nice..your friend is cute..

[jrpeixotojr]

BRASILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

TESSA, what is your email. Send it to me please.

ATÉ MAIS VER MENINAS.

[2502a25]

If yes, you oughta include her in your videos. see ya, I'm your fan no. 1

[2502a25]

Does she speak english? (your friend)

[morphin1]

Omfg that was an awesome episode.

Cudn't stop lauffing

[freelancedruma]

CHOOO CHOO TRAINT

[Matten0420]

She...not this..i guess :)

[trungnguyenna]

wat macht du??:)) so funy!

[cricketbat08]

Can you speak Brummie?

[darioshanghai]

Ahahahahahahah, this was fun :) thanks for your course... I'm studying german with Pimsleur, but it's way too serious :)

[adbitex]

omg your friend is soo cute

[xoxTOWELIExox]

@adbitex

true !

[languagegeek7]

You guys rock! You made me laugh so hard! "Scheize"!!!

[ShadowKeyKnight]

@languagegeek7 'scheize'? wie geil ist das denn geschrieben...! xD "Scheiße" ^^°

[josephtylerschuster]

lol :)

[Renata910]

0:04 "scheiße!" LOL! XD

[zhangspievolgen]

stranger! o__O

she's cute! xDDDDD

[xypolakyx]

2:10 - sieht irgendwie seltsame aus oder? So bisschen Schnee im Sommer

[freeZesuxXs]

lol

[detubator]

I think it was as fun for me as it was for you. Somewhat.

Love your laugh, BTW :)

[logelamutp]

huuuuu.... a cutie

[totallyranDOOM16]

funny

[SuperFrost666]

Die kleine ist süß.....und lustig. ;)

[worldatwar1992]

Dicke? Sowas nennst du Dick? Blöde menschen gibs -.-

[dani4u87]

LOL :D

[lollekompolle]

Heeyyy... ;D netter Besuch...oder um es mit deinen Worten zu sagen: "special guest"... sweet...echt süß die Tessa...gefällt mir... ;D

...by the way...lustige Episode...sowas muss auch mal sein.

[daniIandIhisIguitar]

laaangsam kiwi! ;D (so gehts mir quch immer)

[Waselbla]

HALLLOOO! was soll daran lustig sein ey

[Helfer007]

Sie sind einfach froh, dass sie in der Lage waren, statt einem "e" ein "a" zu sagen.

[username1p]

danke, guten tag, nein, hallo? All I know.

[TheRevan1990]

Dieses Video ist ein gutes Argument gegen die Rede- und Meiningsfreiheit

[superborre]

Tessa is really pretty.

Que bonita!

[thechillerjoe]

HARHARHAR ab jetz melde ich mich ueberall mit herzblood als nickname an^^

[Hasenbraeter]

Echt lustig und Tessa ist ja megasüß.

5/5

[thunderchild30]

Yeah Tessa is about as hot as my pants! And thats hot! lol

[luckycoin7]

i can see what u going to put next time its too good for us to learn how u people interact in German& speak by that we gone catch that will be really nice...

[aphsknight74]

Ich verstehen. Danke.

[aphsknight74]

Why isn't your name Herzblüt? That would make more sense then making it bilingual.

[Riotnz]

What are they doing outside the kitchen?

[Dreamy12345678]

Thanxxxxxxxxx , i learned how I laugh in German hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dfcr83]

tessa is hot, can i get german lessons from her?

[deaddragon1]

hmm as german its not very hard to learn english =) the only matter is that you guys have an other dialect like r or ch =)

[LoveTunedGuitar]

As a german, how hard is english to learn?

[87animegirl87]

well for me it was really easy to learn english- german is much more difficult

[wellendoxairfix]

not hard to learn^^ im the best in my class in english :D

[ulipg2008]

Hallo Kiwi.. besides of being a guide in pronuntiation of german language.... u are a really funny carismatic and sympathetic girl..... and ur friend Tessa (?) too.... u made me laugh to tears at 2:02

LG Kiwi and Tessa (?)... and thanks for all f ur vids.

[lipk90]

locas de mierda, son alucinantes...!!! brabazo...XD

[donmiguel999]

zeig was Thesa, hier gibt für wahr kein Schertz!!

[donmiguel999]

..are u kidding, she's SUPER HOT (her friend I mean), think she said her name is Thesa or smthg, c'mon girl we wanna see some skin!!!

[MrSickness6666]

her friend is hott !!!!!

[rouvenwolf]

omg

mus scho sagen nich schlecht die leute 2.40 min lang nur mizt hallo zu beschäftigen xDDDDDDDDD

nice nice

ig must selber alchen =)

xD

5/5

[femgericht]

that was funny I suppose, but shouldn't you guys be kissing or something, we are trying to learn some German here! By the way, Stalingrad was a long time ago, no need for freaking anoraks, in other words, SHOW SOME SKIN!!!!

[kaelm6464]

hahahaha...das war luestig. Meine Frau und kinder haben auch gelacht.

[unashamedevangelist]

1 Corinthians 6:19 Was? kennt ye nicht, dass Ihr Körper der Tempel vom Heiligen Geist ist, der in Ihnen ist, welcher ye von Gott hat, und ye ist nicht Ihres eigenes?

1 Corinthians 6:20 Für ye ist mit einem Preis gekauft: verherrlichen Sie daher Gott in Ihrem Körper, und in Ihrem Geist, der Gottes ist.

[isaace777]

Haha, das wo Sie geboren in Deutschland lustig ist, oder tun Sie leben gerade dort

[n4p0lion]

die braunhaarige find ich gut ;D hübsches, charmantes mädchen ^^

[Sorpien]

Ich find die Blonde hübscher und charismatischer xD

VOLLDOLLLOL outtakes sind am besten xD

[Menat666]

Das sind echte outtakes...XD (ja, den satz hab ci hvon scarcorss geklaut,aber is doch wahr. )

[sonicfire1980]

man musst du langeweile haben ... respekt ;)

[demonofdarkness19]

hahaha your friend was sexy at 1:58 \~/ heheheh

[sickegkid]

hah hell yeahh tell the girl in the white to message me hah

[demonofdarkness19]

hahahaha nice =]

[zarkisback]

xD cool

[2138478]

lol, das ein Gesamtausfall war

(i used google srry if its wrong) sein Spaß 2 schreiben auf Deutsch

[vickeymouse]

du bist sooooo super ^.^

is echt verdammt lustig geworden X'D

ich hab tränen gelacht =D

[RankingSystem]

haha sehr lustige!! und beide reizende Damen

[Careline18]

lol ihr seid so lustig XD Manchmal wenn man englisch spricht verhaspelt mann sich so schlimm ne? xD

[domoboy2004]

Damn Drugs!!!

[xoxtotgeliebt483xox]

haha i love it xD

[TNSCOOBYMAN]

at 1:06 you totally tackled your friend

[bigx801xiv]

dam u bitches are fine hit me up

[Rav1el]

Wie süß sie lacht ;)

[EmKarter]

Ihr zwei seid echt klasse.

I love Tessa.

[clickclackcluck]

oh yes it is already a failed episode...therefor a really funny part of you german lessons...

[mescaar]

ich glaub ich lieb tessa

[schatz2395]

sowas beklopptes

[NightWriterGina]

That was really funny actually :D

[MarcelAnke]

lol

[YakiMasala]

wer nich auf die idee kommt, dass sie deutsche is, sollte sichmal fragen wo er denn aufgewachsen is :D

[IceCrusher0815]

wie du bist ne deutsche loool dachte bist nicht deutsch XD

[ProfessorHastig1]

Tessa ist really wunderhübsch! Ist sie noch zu haben??? *ggg*

Speedyconkiwi, Du bist echt witzig! Schau immer wieder bei Dir rein!

LG von... Prof. Hastig

[OptimusGonzoo]

Tessa is hot.

[Stonedy]

Me << Fan! ^^

[hootinanny6]

This is the best german ever.

lol

love it!

[khaledsharawy]

this is the funniest german lesson ever!

[elad1860]

german ppl are abet wird

[FReaKoNaLeaSH12321]

Meanie pants!

[meghantt12]

hahaha ich liebbb du !

[00Accelerator00]

Deine Freundin ist wirklich sehr süss kann mich da den anderen nur anschliessen.

Ps:Mein bruder findet dich total süss, aber psss von mir hast du das nicht ;)

[kallomann]

'sorry for watching' find ich gut... *g*

[akmesse]

ich bin aus algerian mein name is ADEL ich will deutsh learnen ich lib deutsh frewne

[Atticus226]

tessa is süß =)

...freeeezeee?! xD

[Fox1986222]

man seit ihr süß

[andres0491]

hey you're doing a good job keep making more "learn german" videos plz

[Casper48022]

I am trying to learn German, and this girl is intelligent, talented, and generous enough to make these videos, and all people can do it talk shit?... people really are sad... I think she is cute, and sympathisch. :)

[BouchardIvanne]

Does slumpe translate into American English at "fat" or even the very similarly sounding "frumpy"? Because if so, I believe that resowo is correct.

[niiieee]

@BouchardIvanne: if you had tried to look for the meaning of "shlumpe" you should know. its not even a german word.

"ja das ist was ist das scheisse" means "yes that is what is that shit" ... a new goethe is born.

at least that stupid moron did write 50% correct.

das video steint oder besser noch felst!!!

[resowo]

conwiki ist shlumpe!!, ja das ist vas ist das sheise!!

[niiieee]

resowo, lern deutsch, bevor du scheisse laberst.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahaha gut gesagt : )

[kluetenkloeter]

Also: Was is nu mit Tessa?! Die will ich!

[ie9rws]

left girl is sweet

[sanctionedangel]

LOL I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either.

[kluetenkloeter]

Ich will Tessa.

[kluetenkloeter]

Wat is jetzt mit Tessa?

[ani275]

funny! =)

[kluetenkloeter]

Die Tessatussi ist ja ganz knuffig. Kann man die mal anrufen?

[kluetenkloeter]

Ich habe schon mal die Männer mit den weißen Jacken angerufen ... gleich is wieder gut, Mädels ...

[sTeiiinchen]

Ihr seit so krank :D

Es is echt hammer geil xD

[Kulawendin]

I just wanted you to know that I think you rock.

In fact I think that your friends rock too.

And your videos rock.

And German rocks!

So rock on SpeedyConKiwi, rock on!

[aleksas5555]

Rock this

Rock that

rock rock rock

Or should i say..

Stein dies

Stein das...etc?

[kevin92222]

nice

[asutn]

You and Tessa got great chemistry, good for you 2 ;-)

[Cappl]

YAY - the most important word in every language! SCHEISSE. Ihr seid total bekloppt - ich mag euch ^^

[somebeach911]

i meant to say ur rude and interuptive...german

[HALCONDORADO85]

ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL

[KillJoyBoy001]

Damn your freind is fine

[f15x28isback]

YOU BET! She's really cute.....

[f15x28isback]

Goodness, I can't stop watching this. Tessa is so beautiful....

[heheou5]

agreed, the friend is very cute.

[spacemeup]

Well, it's no so bad...

Your sentence is not wrong it's only incorrect.

The right word oder is (compare it to your order)

Ich habe wirklich gelacht, als ich diesen brillianten Film angeschaut habe.

Yor German is better than the German I know from other British.

[TheDisneyGirlEngland]

I laughed my ass off when I watched it:D

Ich habe wirklich gelacht, als ich diesem Film, brillant zugeschaut habe!!!! (excuse my bad German. I am from England.)

[Overage2000]

Holy crap German Chicks a Hot

[steve2275]

mein gott theyre hott

[waasa73]

well' it din`t turn up very much of a lession, did it? ;-D

[popnyat]

0:01 <--Tessa? so cute smile..

[thewinekone]

MIKMA WAS HERE with Tony!!

[speedyconkiwi]

Did you hide him in your pocket?

[FEMMEGALY]

so funny hahaha you and your friend are great :)

[somebeach911]

you could totally kick your friend's ass!

[Raver789]

what the fuck only shit

your video with german is shit too

are bored? your life long? or what?

das ist einfach nur krank

[kreuz246]

Two dumb broads giggling is supposed to be hilarious? If you are drunk or stoned... maybe.

[kowet123456789]

u suck

[sasta67]

Hilarious! Kiwi is a force of nature. She'll go far. Thanks for the German lessons Kiwi. Keep them coming.

Go raibh maith agat.

[simson425]

u suck.....................

[MakexTeaxNotxWar]

Oh who´s ur friend;p

[Bourne2bwild1989]

Hahahaha this was hilarious. I was cracking up. I loved the valley girl "Hiiiii!" lol good stuff.

[Egowahn]

Zeigt eure Titten, ihr Hühner!

[simson425]

+++

[123inge321]

hey baby ich hab ein bier willst du auch mal

[unltd679]

the girl on the left is very beautiful !

[daniel98000]

einfach superlustig!!!!!!!!

[fillersneji]

Dykes.

[vanycore]

Zu geil. :D

[sexygirl19982]

Oh mann

ihr habt auch voll die drogen geschluckt

oke ich bin auch manchmal so wenn

mann gute laune hat macht mann jeden scheiß

aba die meisten die imma schlechte laune haben vertehn das nicht kein wunder das die denken boa hamm die ne vollmeise

[Satyriasis92]

DROOOOGEEEEEEEEN

[geeone00]

was habt ihr genommen ich will auch:)

[Yuri73]

die albern ja mehr als einem deutsch beizubringen ..... xD

[bamXbam007]

first you should learn english ...

[Juniorain]

Mein name ist Marco

[Unheil978]

Your friend is Beautiful

[MachMichNichtAn]

Lach ihr zwei seid echt geil and sweet. Super weiter so.