Bible Secrets! Little Known Secrets About Jesus

[UltimatePlayer000001]

Jesus: Yeah, that's how I roooooll, bitch!

[62wyo]

I don't know you know Dusty but in the ancient times it was not unsual for prophets to turn wate into wine and they had ways to do it so the public didn't know. Look it up if you don't believe me.

[naturalistmind]

is this called skeptic trolling?

[dlf619]

I want that picture of the demon at the table :D

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[mel577]

LOL this man is a true troll of the Christians.

[accent77]

I was expecting the water to be ice. Dang it!

[Strictlypointless]

Dusty you crack me up! That was pretty funny.

[123backinyerface]

I think he used Coolaid then just stirred and served it.

I have to admit the first time I saw Coolaid go into a jug of water I nearly shat myself with excitement. I suspect the disciples experienced something similar... ....OH YEAH!

He also did that "look my thumb can come off" trick too, but it was an old joke they already knew and man they crucified him for it.

[Lathox]

He used grapes. LMAO!

[TheFlames376]

you forgot to mention that jesus just filled the pipes with wine so it would look like wine was popping out of nowhere

[ProtestantsRUs]

This turd is trying to be funny, but is only making himself look like an ass.

[BespectacledBastard]

@ProtestantsRUs

It's funny how you described yourself in one sentence ^_~

[Ichdasstu]

@BespectacledBastard You, sir, have won the internetz.

[jerrygreg2]

Sir, your claim that Jesus used grapes to make wine is ridiculous.

He stole it from 7-Eleven.

[TheLeegoodall]

Oh yea, and I forgot to say, although it was called wine in those days, it was actually grape juice. If you would have done your homework you would have known that already. Please, if someone is looking to argue a point, at least study the bible first and not just read it, as there is a difference

[Nilsy1975]

@TheLeegoodall Really?

I don't think so, because the scriptures say people can get drunk on wine!

[TheLeegoodall]

@Nilsy1975 Are you having a laugh or what. I've read the bible since 1993, and I have never saw where is tells us to drink wine. There is only one place, and that when Paul tells us to drink A LITTLE wine for our stomachs sake. This was used as a medicine in those days to cure an upset stomach, not to get drunk on. The bible tells us drunkards will not enter heaven, unless they repent, and change. Jesus is the only way to heaven :)

[Nilsy1975]

@TheLeegoodall I just don't know how to respond!

Paul tells us to drink a little wine? Why? BECAUSE IT HAS ALCOHOL IN IT!

You said that in scriptures wine meant grape juice, & I said that it didn't! I never said that the scriptures condoned drunkenness!

Are you drunk on wine?

Hint, the Bible says wine (meaning either WINE OR BEER, NOT GRAPE JUICE!) I never said it says one should get drunk.

PS Jesus was called a drunkard, was it because he drank wine (grape juice?)

[TheLeegoodall]

@Nilsy1975 Yes, the wine in those days were made with alcohol in them, but the wine Jesus made was without alcohol, as Jesus would not lead anyone into sin. Good point by the way about Jesus drinking. Yes, he probably was drinking, but not to get drunk. Water was scarce in those days, and many drank wine as a substitute. Wine was also drank at the dinner table. Sorry if I sounded a bit blunt earlier, It was not my intentions. :)

[Nilsy1975]

@TheLeegoodall,"but the wine Jesus made was without alcohol, as Jesus would not lead anyone into sin.", That makes no sense what-so-ever, & don't worry about being blunt, I'm a big boy.

Being a drunkard is condemned in scriptures, not getting drunk (cf Noah & Lot.)

You're not making any sense at all... Please clarify what you mean. 

[TheLeegoodall]

@Nilsy1975 Good point, but don't you think getting drunk is bad, it changes a person, makes him think differently. As for Noah and Lot, it's like looking at Moses, he killed a man, an Egyptian, the bible did not say at that time, Moses should never have done that, but we know its wrong, because its murder. Only because great men in the bible do certain things, does not necessarily mean they are doing right. Do you know what I mean

[Nilsy1975]

@TheLeegoodall I think we are talking at cross purposes, I'll clarify:

1) Wine in scriptures refers to either beer or wine, i.e. the fermented juices of grape or grain, never to grape juice,

2) There are examples of people getting drunk on wine (cf Noah & Lot) thus it must be intoxicating.

3) The scriptures condemn habitual drunkenness, not being drunk per sa.

I think being drunk isn't bad, but alcoholism is bad, there is a difference.

[TheLeegoodall]

@Nilsy1975 Ok, I hear what you are saying, can I private message you a link, it will explain better. Depending where you were, or for what purposes, determines whether the wine was with alcohol or none. Please check your private messages :)

[Nilsy1975]

@TheLeegoodall OK will check.

[Nilsy1975]

@Nilsy1975 Re-post: I meant that Scriptures state that people can become drunk on wine, not that it is mandatory.

PS I've posted this in addition as I realized my last two posts might not have been clear.

[TheLeegoodall]

Dusty, if you are going to put a point across, at least make them real. 

[jeffdanno]

is it wrong  to say that i couldnt take my eyes off of jesus's pubes?

[JustcallmeDennis]

This is i can't even discribe it is it like a Mock =..=

[apostatesspeak]

Please do stand up comedy!

[JHMarsden]

Dusty, please very poor arguments!

[CultOfDusty]

@JHMarsden If you are joking you are brilliant, and if you are serious, you are a moron.

[InKa4484]

@CultOfDusty I am a brilliant moron and i think Heyzeus probably used figs instead of grapes. Tastier wine.

[xxxeMoforAday22xxx]

@CultOfDusty MORE BIBLE SECRETS!!

[j919or]

@CultOfDusty ""you are a moron.""

Your arguments are illogical and irrational but since your audience hasnt a clue either, you are safe ...for now. Meantime the challenge to debate still stands.

Too much to lose Dusty? Have u made ur first million yet scamming to these ignorant teens?

[PirateKing1256]

LOl...water+grapes.

[MeatLoafEnchilada]

I can't think of the word to complete the sentence "I ________ to make this video go viral.", but I will totally make it go viral. My words shall be marked.

[Thamafiaboy]

to all u guys who belive this man ur so caught up in doing wats wrong u try come up with ways to say Jesus inst real jus like ur six year old friend came up with the big bang

[holguint123]

What verses are you referring to in this video? :D

[Visionarydave444]

Good shit bro !!!

[Maeberry21]

We need more Bible Secrets! lol I vote for a new Bible Secrets video!

[CultOfDusty]

@Maeberry21 Thanks man. I may make more of these. I kinda try to gauge how many view the vids get an determine what people want me to do. This one didn't do that great so I never made any more.

[Loa4EVER]

Is there the manuscripts that was discovered about Jesus miracles in the youtube? If yes wich title I shpuld search for?

[rachelann28]

haha i agree with mroutpsycho(:

bu if you wanna worship the devil

then go for it(:

[Lallapalalable]

haha I walk on water too! theyre called puddles.

[TheRealSafariTom]

Dusty, can you befriend me on FB? My name is Thomas Peltier . I need some back up .. i posted your vid and its been fun ever since, lol

[CultOfDusty]

There's more then one Thomas Peltier on there. Feel free to add me. I'm Cultofdusty. Think there's only one. =)

[Lallapalalable]

me too? Eric bode, plz! You would be the prize friend that makes my other friends jealous!

[Lallapalalable]

btw its the eric bode from psu/northampton.

I looked for cultofdusty, but it never came up :(

[MrOutPsycho]

fuck the devil! Hail Jesus

[csharp44]

@MrOutPsycho lol, wow really going out on a limb there ...

[rhalas]

I've walked on water plenty of time when it was frozen. It's even easier than walking on a waterbed. I've also walked on unfrozen water when it's shallow enough.

[93Gaara]

hahaha

[hannahbanana93]

I'm not trying to go against you or anything but I wonder Peter was so afraid of walking on "water"? Maybe I'm wrong, I haven't really read the bible anyways.

[CultOfDusty]

Yeah maybe that is why Peter was afraid to walk on water. Maybe he didnt want to go anywhere near Jesus' bed. =)

[shubidubar]

plastic

[CultOfDusty]

Hollywood

[fshfacegurl]

lol thx for the laughs

[Cade57]

Bible secrets, is this going to be another series of vids? Would be v cool.

As usual mate a brilliant video.

[CultOfDusty]

I dunno. I just kinda through this together. If I think of anything funny I'm sure I'll do it.

[JoonasFinland]

Jesus and his drinking buddies preferred low-end fortified wines. You know because he spent so much time in the skid row with prostitutes and winos and such. He also kept saying "I love you!" to everyone and that is because he was drunk all the time. His buddies thought he was doing magic tricks but they were only having symptoms of delirium tremens.

[BGenerous]

Now *that's* a story I could believe.

[AuntieDiluvian]

Bloody waterbeds - walking on one would be a miracle!

[tricklessmagic]

LMAO!!

[hellshade2]

lol!

[SconeMason]

You're one of my favorite dudes on the internet. My nephew is from MS, my sis graduated from Starkville, and my folks used to live in Corinth, so I appreciate literally where you're coming from. I'd love to hear the story of how you found your brain.

[CultOfDusty]

Thanks man. That means a lot.

I was bon and raised in Greenwood, MS. Heart of the Delta.

I'll do some "real talk" videos next time I shoot about my deconversion.

[BGenerous]

Hell, I've walked on water. All the way across a lake. In January. In Minnesota. Hell, we DROVE on water in a car.

[CultOfDusty]

I'm both convinced, and ready to worship you. Can I keep my foreskin?

[BGenerous]

Keep it! I don't want that nasty thing.

But you still have to prepare a bull as a burnt offering.

I like My barbecue, and I find the aroma to be soothing.

[SkyDoginthetube]

I want that last supper image as my screen saver!

How can I down load it?

[CultOfDusty]

Message me your email and I'll send it to you.

[zebruh]

Ahhhh the glorious blasphemy!!!!

[tattooskin72]

LOL, just what I needed ;) good laughs all the time.

[CultOfDusty]

Thanks man. Very glad you enjoyed it.

[simsi1616]

LMAO! Grapes!! Pure genius!

[CultOfDusty]

Thanks man. I've had that joke in my head a really long time. I'm glad to finally get it out.

[JBSauce]

So that's how he walked on water...wow, thanks for sharing these Bible secrets with us, Dusty!

[CultOfDusty]

No problem. We all knew there was a logical explanation behind it anyway.

[guitarpic1000]

it is 3:50 in the morning here and im loving this vid :D

[CultOfDusty]

Thanks man, and good morning.

[guitarpic1000]

lol if u coud call it that, ive bin up since 9am playing call of duty

[AAL]

I have that same hat.

It must be a message from god that you're right.

[CultOfDusty]

Got it at Walmart the day I punched Robert Pattinson in the face.

[AAL]

I guess this means I'm in the cult.

[CultOfDusty]

You are one of us now.

[Xpierd]

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