I CAN HAS SANTA tape 5

[woolfogg]

mabye???

[miko9ify]

yes he is fuuny

[jillasaur1]

lololol winner.

[tombraidertuff]

ho ho ho ho suck yo dick fo cash ho ho hoo

[TallTeeny]

haha! he wins!

[eragonfirespartan117]

what happened to the sound?

[maxi5566]

1:26 lOl look like a 'tard lol

[sofialove1997]

LMFAO. I thinnk its so funny at the EXACT moment the sound blew.

[ourranger]

Words 2 fast! Sound failed @ 2:05!!!

[barnesws1]

lol

[prankpranktimephone]

the sound stopped working on 2:10 but still LOL

[vinnydougherty]

tiger woods joke... classic

[DavidRockin1]

fail!!! 2:05 no sound, YT killed the vid

[xXxFlamingxWolfxXx]

#5 plz!!!

[teambellaswan]

MAKE HIM THe SANTA!

[hinta987654321]

in side my head it smells like shit it littarly smells like shit smell it come on smell it\

[imaginationkid23]

i think the last 30 seconds he was saying something like "inside my head it smells like shit, just smell it. *sniffs*, blek"

or something like that that has "smells like shit" and "smell it"

[imaginationkid23]

lol, he'd make a wayyy better santa than any of the other guys auditioned!! definitely!! kids can learn from a homeless guy who's into pot right??

[tifftat2008]

Lol i watched the last 30 seconds and he was just pointing at his face.

But ily matt g! :) <3

[liquidgrey]

why didnt you just reupload it?

[OhShizzItsIzzy]

Awh The Sound Went Bye-Bye >:[

[coocoobird3]

My Mom has the same Grave Digger shirt LMAO

[Haley877]

haha i just heard that tiger woods/santa joke today. how ironic.

[tifftat2008]

@Haley877 lol I heard that joke from like, all my friends.

[ImBoyCryWolf]

thats not irony, its a coincidence.

[igocomando]

NYC Buahahaha.

the laughter of a small child or CRACK. LOL

[Hitari0]

Could you re-upload this?

[Frankthegb]

Lol "Ho ho ho suck ya dick fo' cash!" This is epic, definitely not my choice!

[Satrthere]

that was a good tiger woods joke! : D

[igocomando]

what makes tiger woods such a good golfer.

cause he can play four holes at once.

[pinkberryxo11]

At 2:10 the sound goes off :(

[yoit]

Looking at his hand motions while muted makes it even more funny. XD

[x0BOOB0x]

W000000T DRUGS!!!  lol

[crackalack614523]

my name kinda goes here lol

[skKyisblue]

its really funny u should try and do more lyk this xlool

[merrimankaylynn]

i all ways knew those mall santas were crack heads.

[thatboyofmystery]

this reminds me of an old chineese movie. the sound comes first then his lips move!!! lol

[klaymeister]

crack

[katay2978]

haha, i heard that tiger woods joke before ;D

thats a good one.

[200odd300]

DAM YOUTUBE!

[TeamCullen344]

Love the tiger woods inference lmao.

[blahbahcool9]

this guy is pretty messed up........

[GambyJunior]

lol hobo junkie, great

[cjosephchen25]

glam santa b

[trippleshotz]

@mewablue2 it really wouldn't matter if they werent watching this, the idea of making fun of someone is still their, you wouldn't make fun of a person with cancer would you?

[dethklok1819]

@trippleshotz i would

[crackalack614523]

Okay at first mewablue2, what they said i found funny but DONT make fun of people with cancer because a girl at my school that was really nice and funny got cancer and died and she was only 11...that was a few years ago but still.

[tophergrallison]

So who got the job?

[Hinshitsu90]

no sound at the end

[bumblebumz]

ITS CRAP! really not funny...

[airandzachari]

this is a better one...i think...

[Gravetwist]

you know, making fun of the homeless isnt that funny

[mewablue2]

@Gravetwist are they going to watch it on their computer?

[Zara2404]

WIN!

[faithfull79]

LOL ohohoh suck ur dick for cash 5 stars man haha

[onceonlyaz]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[lokenderosalvatrucho]

THIS ONE I VOTE

[jocybunny123]

omg your videos are so funny

[twister2777]

lol... suck your dick for cash???

[azbf777775k]

The sound cuts off after he said he lives in a pile of dirty dipers

[xxALEXandALEXxx]

lol

[LvRezery]

THIS ONE!

[CooperSnow]

What's with the constant child molestation jokes? It looks really bad after a while lol.

[1000kades]

at end when sound cuts off he said thats shit on his face

[amberackley]

hah, youtube is a meanie fer screwing it up, but at the end, i read your lips - this guy's hella funnie. you should let him sleep there overnight. (:

[ToffeeTornado]

oh really??

what did he sayyy?? i cant read lips and i was like 'wahhhh....!! what is he sayiingggg???'

[saixXxdeathreaperxX]

@ToffeeTornado he said "this part of my face is coverd with shit" or something like that

[ToffeeTornado]

LOLZ!

thanks :D

[whatswithalltheXs]

I love this one, it's my favorite!

[janjoy10]

the last part of this vid has no sound

[fofoxcalibur]

sound and talking are wrong

[crackalack614523]

no? Jk if you look at the top it says youtube messed it up

[TheRealMoe1346]

best 1 evar!

[salsa12biscut]

COCKAINE!!!!!!!!!

[kayyocep]

scary santa!!

haha

[myblackberrypen]

ha :]

[Joshcam9]

Jesus christ MattG124!!

I love your stuff but everyone hates this for some reason!!

Bastards.....

Anyhoo just ignore them and keep turning me on!

[crackalack614523]

WOAH!! lol

[tiddlywinks14]

if you think this is stupid and hate his videos then why even watch them and then post a comment?

[11Rorschach]

Dude this guy looks kinddda like Jake Gyllenhaal; from the Day After Tomorrow? Weird...

[kanns92]

wow..some of you guys take this wayyy too seriously....he's just having fun. i think its pretty hilarious!!

[Johnny64canada]

This guy is a GOOF! Given the oportunity - I'll fuck this guy up. Then take his busted up ass to the local shelter and give him a week long wake up. There is no comedy in this. And anyone who finds comedy in this would recieve the same treatment. Get a fuckin brain and give me a fuckin address you uneducated, fall down, fuck in the ass, goof! Spend a day with me... Then make yer fuckin video asshole.

[xfallenxbeliefx]

Grow a sense of humour.

[Corndog3003]

@Johnny64canada LOL I'll give you my adress so you can come here and I can personally kick your ass.

[kittygirl9034]

me 2 :D

[warren360]

Homeless people dont have adresses.

[HappyRiceKrispie]

well someones a bit hostile today!

[Alertfiend]

are you saying your going to fuck a guy in the ass

"fuck in the ass"

[citygirlmo101]

u know how over 25% of homeless people are homeless...bcuz of fuckin drugs! oh ya and some people find humor in this person because he is funny... the people who think hes funny have a good sense in humor. u have issue dude and u can't face the fact that u do... so just shut the hell up cuz if u dont got anything nice to say dont say it at all..im all up on ur ass cuz u fuckin deserve it...

[TheeFuzz]

Where art the Kitty Fuckz

[ipwnmoviez]

lol

[tyronnebigumms]

ok this fuckin' clown's obviously never seen an actual homeless person..OR an actual crackhead..

[noskoolskate]

lmao that's kinda stupid but it's funny

[skullking42]

lmao this 1 i would hire ^.^

[GrilledCheese2theMAX]

Wheres Jojo? you and her amke a good team.

[samanthaFIREENGINE]

santa clause stops after 3 ho's....i just lol'd

[MightyDeslongchamps]

At the end he's pointing to shit on his face and sniffs it i read his lips

[HawkNelsonRocker]

I wanna know the ending so bad!!!!

[Deathbysodamachine]

holy hell the ending looked hilarious lol i wanna know what your'e saying! XD

[jewlz2317]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa claus? santa stops at 3 hoes :D

[AelHmzah]

@jewlz2317 i saw that facebook group!

[fookkiebookkie]

he's on crack so his voice cant go insink with his lips and his face blurrs and lags.

[JakeJong]

hohohohohohohohoohohohohohhoho­hohoh... Suck your dick for cash

[LoveAtTwilight]

Aw, can't hear the ending. Darnittt.

[warlordgorgutz1]

he wins by one point over the pedo because of the whole suck ur dick for money thing, and the tiger woods joke

[rushingspirit28]

lol, thats a good one`!

[TheAmazingCanter]

hohoho ill suck your dick for money lmao XD

[rushingspirit28]

best part! lol

[unbelievebale777]

messed up

[LikeAUnicorn]

The sound doesn't match the picture.

kinda annoying.

[P0k3K1d]

I've heard that Santa Claus/Tiger Woods joke sooooo many times. xD

[ldawg395]

why dont you just re-upload it pleaseeee?

[triforcemaster8]

this guy wins

[TheJesusminime]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[xXXxFlippyDippxXXx]

lolllllllll the sound doesnt match the picture its like those jappenneese godzilla movies

[c1r2b33]

LOL

[Yiminy3]

I quit 30 seconds in.

[Lehrohon]

I vote for this dude.

[TheEpicEmily]

damn this is where michael got that tiger woods joke from!

[MEGHEADASAURAUS]

1:07

I've heard that soo many times. XD

[Layk35]

it was really funny imagining what he was circling on his face XD

[callaboo]

now i feel stupid, i d get the tiger woods joke? someone care to explain to a dumb arse like me lol

[christineyweeney24]

tiger woods was recently busted for having about 16 mistresses

[hollyrox1234]

13 mistresses

[MegaJackassfan]

ditto

[BuriedImmortal]

Appears the homeless man is wearing a Veil of Maya shirt...?

[tavogp]

hahah hohoho suck u dick for cash!!!!!!!!

[chalt003]

yhh dose cut off:(

[megamonster35]

is it just me or does the audio in this video just cut off at 2:10?

[phsycobillyfreakout]

@megamonster35 naw have a look at the top left hand corner ;]

[coltenandscott]

it cuts off for me to

[keno2501]

lmao your telling him to smell your face cuz it smells like shit that just glorious!!lmao.

[leel17]

haha!!!

[octopuslover225]

whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? well, SANTA stops after 3 ho's

[91sal]

suck yo dick for cash lol

[xhollipopsx]

stupid youtube. i liked this one

[janielynn1]

whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa stoped at only 3 ho's hahahahahahahaha

[randomnater]

it looks like we're really missing something awesome at 2:10

[smilingninjas]

this one has to be the best

hohoho suck ya dick for cash XD

lol

[SkeletonsOnVacation]

haha, the tiger woods joke is fucking hilarious.

[FedorMP96]

Hohohoh suck ya dick for cash... nahh

Sooooo effin funny xD

[pindakoppie2]

ho-ho-hobo!

[zoethedotted]

This one is best :)

[otislee08]

even tho sound was f'ed it was hilarious! lol

[seattledude02]

Haha I thought I was watching one of those old Japanese movies that got horribly dubbed into English haha

[kizzles009]

haha he got tiger on that one haha

[EastBishop]

bustcated :S :(

[guitarheroaddict2]

i wonder why this one is messed up?

[Fusionrex]

good thing i'm great at reading lips. ((:

[dcdude44]

At 2:10 the aduio cuts cuts out boooo

[XxCannibalBridexX]

re upload??

[matBTF]

fuck off with nyou tape 5

[pelucas716]

re upload its foo, marry xmas :P

[THESTEVEYSHOW]

hohoho suck ya dick 4 cash hohoho

[aparkhurst1]

Matt does pedo better than homeless (in my opinion)

[jacksteal4]

this or tape 4 is best

[KookyGoth11]

aww the sound goes out at 2:10 :(

[beforejune]

lmao.

[Kleptobiz]

HO HO HO ...suck yo dick for cash HO HO HO

[tdblake91]

sorry english voice overs*

[tdblake91]

I feel like I'm watching a chinese foreign movie with english translation.

[GeorgiaGirl25x]

is it just me or is the audio and video no matched up lolz

[justRUNalex]

lol it cut off at the perfect time though

"i have a sack of dirty diapers..." *then points to face* bahahaha

[CrackIsWack777]

santa also isn't black

[fdgk25]

there is no santa. So he isn't a freakin colour :D

[lankanboy202]

NU UH HE IS REAL SHUTUP!!!!

[martinkolev4]

@lankanboy202 do you really believe in Santa?

[downsideupgoesgroar]

there are only two possibilities -

one - he's just joking

two - he's a little kid, and you are not the one to tell him the truth then, so better just ignore the comment. this is not a place to show how "mature" you are...

[avengedsevenfoldnut]

do u really belive in Santa? how old r u?! its ur mom and dad dumbass!

[LoRnA1994xx]

now kids might be watchin this dont ruin eh for them like jeesh :)

[fattaman777]

REALLY??????????

[abloodydeath500]

when it hits 2:13 the sound cuts off, reupload?

[lllSevenAteNinelll]

yah right dont blame it on youtube u son of a bitch it was ur own damn falt

[uhhhiLikeCookies]

How would it be his fault?! Youtube always messes up videos Matt's videos are usually great youtube just messed this one up so dont blame him because your jealous

[alue142]

ha reading lips is kinda fun lol

[ColdMetal82]

the joke is, santa stops after ho ho ho. Tiger Woods keeps on going.

[THEWAFFLESOFDOOM]

ur a retard

[HarryPotterFreak618]

@ColdMetal82 no its santa stops after three hoes, i've had it told to me about 4 times.

[dodiduds]

oh hohoho -suck your dick for cash- hohoho

[sbongers]

Good thing I can read lips XD

[HarryPotterFreak618]

@sbongers wht does he say in the end!? i suck at lip reading

[egsaraname]

Poops in my pants.

[metalhoodmetalhood]

youtube fail

[Laucheehung]

took the hat lol