CIA Recruitment Ad - SPY FOR US

[MisterCharlton]

I'm becoming a CIA Analyst!

[spamsdelicious]

... winning?

[laroger0]

Sounds good. But before anyone applies they should definitely watch the film, "Spies Like Us!!!"

[FUCKZIONISM666]

hhahaa what a stupid ad terrorists

[malphralph007]

I guess all the patriots at the "center of intelligence" must have taken the day off on 9/11. Either that or they were busy doing a lot of filming in New York.

[LFurfari]

Our criminally insane governments have deceived us into spending trillions on military forces to destroy our planet, and desecrate its people. For REAL patriotic intelligence work, and global SOLUTION -- join CCRG ( ccrg . info ).

[roytron]

THIS COMMERCIAL IS AWESOME.

[TheHeardHouse]

Poet,

The nation is grateful for its shame because the only way human history's greatest tras-h doesn't off themselves is by declaring military rule- using the FBI as cover so major portions of the nation live as detached spies with absolute slaughter occurring inside so the rest of the nation can see shit like this that doesn't belong on pornhub..

[AISOp314]

I was looking to work for the CIA; culinary institute of America, and somehow I ended up here. :O

[aon10003]

Cant be true.....

[maalaea]

CIA = Crooks In Action.

[wired4life4]

Where do i sign up?

[210482fmj]

its a shame that alot of talented kids get wasted in mainstream schools when we could be offering kids positions in the navy and airforce who could out perform the majority of adults. mainstream school wastes so much talent that the military could train the top performers at an early age and prevent time wasted. majority of the public dont understand that children are every bit as capable as adults and it annoys me that they are treated invalids.

[undeadpresident]

Are you willing to harm people for money, and not ask questions as to why? Are you willing to witness murder and harassment of innocent people, and then lie about it to their family and friends? Are you a good liar? Come join the CIA.

[Dogmeat1950]

@undeadpresident funny because those people will do whatever it takes to defend the USA and keep it free,then again it's people like you who think the USA never went to the moon.... ya......

[undeadpresident]

@Dogmeat1950 Beat up more straw people noob. The kind of freedom the CIA supports is freedom for transnational banks and corporations to impose their will on anyone they want. Freedom for government sponsored goons to sell cocaine and heroin. Freedom for the government to censor and bribe the press. Freedom for Nazi-esque scientists to perform involuntary covert human experimentation. Freedom to start wars and silence dissenters.

Those are freedoms I can do without.

[Dogmeat1950]

@undeadpresident "straw people " lol plus you said the word "Noob" which is a gaming word.

you a dummy who has no idea what he's talking about. let alone has ever served in the government, go back to watching Alex Jones or something. ya nut.

[undeadpresident]

@Dogmeat1950 indeed you are a noob. You don't even know what a straw person fallacy is. You attack the person by portraying them as something they aren't and attacking that, which is the biggest sign ever that you have no argument to begin with, only buzz phrases such as "protecting freedom." You are a lying asshole. Just like the CIA....

Why don't you do the world a favor and kill yourself.

[34lbs]

(i support both the iraq war and afghanistan, and no, im not american)

[PrismaMD]

A pathetic government bureaucratic nightmare that has brought nothing but bad to the US.

[34lbs]

@PrismaMD they only tell you the bad stuff, but they may have even saved the world more than twice.

[rocaho001]

A CIA agent needs to have INTEGRITY? My ass!

[thegreenghost1000]

@rocaho001 you talk as if you've been in the CIA

[Timaptimean]

You should send your agents to "left wing" states to get train before they actually on document. They are really get on my nerve. Of course, most people do not know that being an operative is not a job so don't join because you are seeking a financial incentive.

[FactaNonVersa]

I thought the CIA was secretive? Why the hell are they advertising job positions to ANYONE who happens to be watching tv????!!!!???

[SHOdriver1992]

Are you ready to work for an agency with 'Intelligence' as their middle name that couldn't stop planes from flying into tall buildings, the Pentagon, and the ground? Ask yourself. How intelligent is that?

[SHOdriver1992]

@SHOdriver1992 By the way, that wasn't me. My account must have been hacked.

[moonmanperez]

@SHOdriver1992 But, you see, they are intelligent. They've fooled everyone into thinking that they didn't know and couldn't stop it.

[SHOdriver1992]

@moonmanperez Could very well be. I have heard of that theory, of course.

[haditha27]

Are you ready for a world of challenge?? Are you ready to train osama bin laden and his crew on how to hijack, shoot, and blow up targets?? LOL Just kidding, this conversation never happened, i was never here.

[The31415927]

Kinda looks like that Art Deco typewriter ball now, doesn't it, BATMAN?

Mike! Mike! Mike! MIKES!

Now, right there... push those buttons... there ya go.

Good night.

[The31415927]

What? WHAT? TOO BLACK? WELL, now that "y'all" are no longer THREE SHEETS to it, what did you tihnk you'd see. BLACK. Stupid fucking Americans... why would you EVER believe anything the British ever said, especially via Canada?

Naturally, it's BLACK under a white sheet, you fucking worthless SPOOKS.

Happy Halloween, which, naturally, is still "Christmas".

As you were. doing NOTHING for anyone...but you're fucking parents.

[Lousypenguin]

Fucking useless yank twats! Lol, Just eat and be merry.

[6166789]

it would be neat to kill a few of you spooks.....with my bare hands

[DaTurdburglar]

I didnt know the CIA had recruitment ads. Do you have to have military experience before signing up?

[sfholton]

No thanks creeps

[diurdi]

Join us and help violate your fellow americans rights!

[owainglyndwr16]

Beautiful women to the right ... Fat ugly bitches to the left go to TSA

[CommandantNOVA]

its wierd that the CIA is actually on a shortage on spies. I thought everyone would want to sign up

[patsyd80]

do you enjoy touturing people? do you enjoy being above the? do you hate islam? come and join us at the cia.

[donzaliko]

CIA rocks!!!

[cultofmao]

looks like the biggest skill you'll need is to swallow a pack of lies.

[mirk1500]

When you see "equal opportunity employer"... You can bet on working with stupid niggers... Because smart niggers don't need a "one up"...

[MW2TheMatrix]

Just because of Jason Bourne

CIA sucks

[tastykumquat]

ARE YOU READY TO STALK PEOPLE? ARE YOU READY TO ASSASSINATE AND LIE TO PEOPLE? ARE YOU READY TO BE A SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD?

[fell246]

@tastykumquat YES I AM!!!

JK

[powereater]

@tastykumquat IF SO, JOIN THE US CONGRESS. GET INVOLVED POLITICALLY TODAY!!!

[GwarGwar1982]

@tastykumquat trolling is fun =D

[RoyalCompass]

@tastykumquat been doin it my whole life... but i don't have an education to prove it, can they still hire me?

[maalaea]

@tastykumquat gang stalk?

[MisterCharlton]

@tastykumquat I am! Sign me up!

[soflo23]

@tastykumquat yes...

[samuski36]

I wanna join!!! I cant find any other job, and am easily trained, intelligent, and want to do something to serve my country!!! Where do I sign up?

[Ricardo3a7]

This agency should pay compensation for their crimes in the world.

[Ricardo3a7]

FUCK YOU AMERICANS STICK YOUR ARMS AND YOUR IDEALS IN THE DEEPEST OF YOUR FAT ASSES. YOU HAVE DESTROYED IN THE WORLD. STOP NOW AND ELECT A PRESIDENT WHO HAS NOT BEING IN YOUR SENATE. FOR MORE THAN A DECADE ALL YOUR PARLAMENTARIANS ARE FULL OF CORRUPTS THAT SERVE TO PROFITABILITY AND CORPORATIONS SINCE HEISEENER TRUMAN, ETC UNTIL OBAMA. BURIED FOR GODS SAKE YOUR FOREIGN POLICIES THE WORLD HATES YOU!!

[rachel30874]

@Ricardo3a7 You obviously didn't get the memo that we don't care.

[MrSuajay]

Hey you dick in the butts the left and right are controlled by the same global elite aka the illuminatti! stop bickering about left and right and focus on the puppeteer!!!!

[southport97]

scooter libby

[Superjoe0017]

20 years martial arts, and an overall disdain for stupid people.. and in my 30 years. more than 90% of the people are stupid..

find me on face book search superjoesayz

[americaowns11]

@perry232

This is the last message I'll spend my time writing to you. It's clear that you're a hopeless buffoon angry at the best country in the world. Again, Israel does not tell us what to do. They are 1/16th the size of California. They rely on us! I support Israel and I wish we were closer at the moment.

Our politics at the moment are not "right-extreme". Our nation is conservative but our politicians aren't representing that. Europe is nothing to aspire to be. Kill yourself, fool!

[americaowns11]

@perry232

The right-wing is taking over in the United States? That statement further proves your ignorance. This country has been hijacked by leftist loons and has never before been as progressive as it is now. We are not a puppet to anyone, idiot! We're the most powerful and influential nation on this planet and we bow to no one. Before you say another word, research what it is you think you are qualified to comment on. As of yet, nothing you said has been logical nor rational.

[americaowns11]

@perry232

Again, it's 'FASCIST'. President Bush 43 was an excellent leader. We never started any war based on lies. Our informant in Iraq was lying and we were not. You're not a capitalist? Well, aren't you brilliant! Go on and live in your socialist state! Centrally-planned economies have NEVER prospered. Why do you think even China has a free market? Seriously. GO TO SCHOOL. You are beyond stupid. I can tell that you first language must be something like Belorussian. Idiot!

[americaowns11]

@perry232

Americans are dumb? Yes, the unlearned, obese child named 'perry232' is intelligent. Don't we all just aspire to be you? Do yourself a favor and graduate high school. Concepts like national intelligence, terrorism, and even the proper spelling of 'fascist' are clearly too advanced for your prepubescent mind. Before you get yourself hurt over things you've said here on YouTube, stop your truancy and return to kindergarten. The Internet is no place for thin-skinned yahoos like you.

[americaowns11]

@perry232

Learn to spell 'fascist', toddler. I am superior [to] (seems you forgot something) others, namely you. ALL media outlets are biased, idiot. If you hate America, stay the hell out of our country. You can continue to exist in a foreign shit-hole like Kyrgyzstan or wherever you reside. Of course, why don't you stop using a computer, along with all other American technologies? Let's see if you can truly live independent of this great nation; get off of YouTube and fuck your sister.

[americaowns11]

@perry232

Go drink bleach, you bastard. If you're against the CIA, you're anti-American.

[6166789]

@americaowns11 you are a coward...come to 10738 sharondale rd, cincinnati, oh and I will kill you and your CIA partner. CIA, what a bunch of shit. fuck off if you can't face my challenge

[ReyesRobby]

No World Order. Killuminati.  Peace and unity. Namaste

[23usmc23]

do the anti american govn't nerds come on here to just talk shit?? the world isnt coming to an end, america runs u haters and theres nothing , and i mean literally NOTHING u can do about. and please dont write me back crying about how bad america is and that were all just robots and blah blah blah. aint nobody trying to hear ur noise

[yulatheterror]

@23usmc23

Don't talk like that, or ill hijack a plane and aim it t your residence, it's been done before, there IS something we can do

[23usmc23]

then do it pussy. prove me wrong. hijack a plane and aim it at my house. im calling you out. stop typing and start owning up to your bullshit

[yulatheterror]

fucking easy, I'm in America now, 20 minutes from DC. fuck I walk into your supermarkets and i cant find normal food, everything is fat free or light. Why is all the food fat free and your so fat? And are you in the marines, ahaha coffin filler, I bet you will pee yourself if you look at the face of an a Taliban fighter. And your laws about car insurance undermine your own constitution.

[23usmc23]

easy? heres an easy one for you. you dont like this country , then leave. why are you here soaking up our benefits. why am i so fat? im not. im in really good shape. coffin filler? im alive writing to your dumbass so i havent filled a coffin quite yet. and i have looked the taliban in the face. just peasants with guns. so you can do me a favor and lick up on my balls!!!!

[yulatheterror]

taliban fight with nothing but old soviet weapons and courage, rest of the world is laughing so hard at your wars on terror, everyone knows ideas cant be destroyed, thats why taliban are unstoppable. European union only spends 1% of taxes on warfare, US spends 30%. Your tax deficit is 81000000000, and is increasing. PS How many push ups and crunches can you do without stopping, and how fast can you run a mile, I'm aiming to get in nzsas after airforce. Anyway US is quite cool and beautiful.

[23usmc23]

courage? ha! ok buddy. yea they plant IED'S and set them off on from a mile away. real courageous. laughin? b/c they dont agree? b/c we havent found bin laden? we havent failed anything. if the taliban is unstopable then why havent they driven us out? its been fuckin ten years almost! how many u.s. combat related deaths occured there compared to the ones we inflicted on them? yea ok..unstopable my ass. listen, dont worry about pushups. try to find a way out of fantasy world and into reallity

[yulatheterror]

ok ok marine your patriotic that's fine, I'm just saying it takes guts to fight against a modern combat force. Taliban will keep breeding and putting their children in those Muslim schools, they will always be back. I know you think I'm some nerd but I would really like to know the fitness requirements for US marines.

[AmericanRaven19]

lol we don't let terrorists into the marines yula....sorry buddy..i guess you'll have to stick to your ak's and mudhuts

[yulatheterror]

ak 47 is water proof, your move

[AmericanRaven19]

lol it's not water proof it's just built so cheaply and loose that the water doesn't cause a pressure build up...and although the m-16 may not be "water proof" i have fired it wet many times with no problems..and i've fired an m-4 covered in mud many times..so hiding across the river won't help you yula :p oh..and the m-16/m-4 replacement thats already being distributed to the SF.. IS water proof

[yulatheterror]

ak 47= made in 1949

m4 = made in1997

I don't want to argue, what is the argument here really about? "We don't let terrorists into the marines", are you are recruitment officer? I guessing your not.

[AmericanRaven19]

nope...but i WAS and active duty combat medic for two years

[bozepravde15]

stinking imperialist american pigs

[LONGLIVETHERUC]

Blond women ONLY, with deepthroating skills and REAL breasts.

[navymidclass15]

well that was stupid

[sethy1]

@LONGLIVETHERUC over nine thousand thumbs up. Also Solid Snake needs to apply too. And the whole foxdie crew. What up Mikey, I want in.

[navymidclass15]

@LONGLIVETHERUC well that was just fuckin stupid....

[RedberetGR]

blonds with deepthroating skills have a chance

[chairmanmao89]

waterboarding falls under which department?

[666devilretard666]

CANT STOP THE NEW WORLD ORDER

[LostInPhilly89]

It's Big Brother 25 years late!

[Frankenpalin]

I wonder if they teach trauma programming.

[munoyung]

Trauma conditioning!

[Frankenpalin]

No I mean the programming, conditioning is child's play and I already know how to do that.

I'm talking about splitting and layering the alters with traps and triggers

[warrencurrier]

This is a smart ad.

Anyone who disses it is not informed.

"A world of ambiguity"

Yes. I think so.

It is so easy to just say BULLSHIT.

But what if your little sister or your little brother told you they want to join.

Would you say BULLSHIT?

Or, would you ask 'Why are you going in this direction... and, is it safe? ..will YOU be safe?'

This advertisement could be the same for MBA candidates. It is a bit about the world as it is. A person can get on board... and then influence change.

[cincin3]

Actually, They set up recruitment tables at career days at colleges/Universities....

This is probably the best way theyd get a good cross section of candidates.

[munoyung]

Good I'll be taking pictures!

[Elephantintheroom01]

lol Its advertised like a football game. Do they really want people so easily influanced?!

Patriotism! Hoh! Like thats anything to be proud of! Afterall its someone ellses accomplishments.

[xxxxdarksidexxxx]

it gets better

xbox is the militaries #1 recurment tool now, they set up in urban areas with military shooting games to get teens to sign up.

for years now the military has hired the top scores in all flight games and shooting games.

this is just a commerical, imagine what there doing when their actors aren't making these commericals?

[xxxxdarksidexxxx]

and sorry i can't spell the fluoride and toothpaste might be kicking it.

or is it the GMO foods hmmm I can't tell yet, I guess I wont know till I'm dead.

wait no i still wont know then, and neither will my family :( the government will lie about my death as protocol states, so the good old US of A name not be tarnished.

thanks patriot act!

[Elephantintheroom01]

Dude, true.

I think that NCIS has an aim like this: Its a program like CSI which the kids like, except it glorifies all the activities of the military without being selective while criticising any 'darkies'.

I judge terrorism by actions, guess what? Who does the worst actions? I don't even need to say it.

I guess they'd call me a sympathiser, but they'd be wrong. Since when are we 'supposed' to not give a damn about anyone.

[TylerVanStompU]

im in lol :)

[annomee56]

I almost urped my breakfast cereal watching this on MSNBC this morning. "A world of ambiguity and possibility..." indeed. Those are some SERIOUS freaks!!

[Organjic]

I want to join!!!

[P3rf3ctStorm]

ahahaha! We need a few good bottom-dwelling spy clandestine operatives. What a glamorous career. I hear the CIA is kind of like the mafia, once you're in, you can never really get out. So where do we all sign up? :D

[cincin3]

And if you try to get out you end up washed up on a Beach in the S. Pacific. with a bullet(aka Chip Tatum, --xCia)