"What ya gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? My hump, my hump, my little lady lump-check it!" HYSTERICAL! Alan your the BEST!
Has Alan EVER been serious on the show? Paul is funny but also has normal convos with Dave.
I think Alan is hilarious but would love to see what he would be like in a normal conversation. I know the first show to air after the 9/11 disaster was a SERIOUS show, does anyone remember if Alan had any remarks?
Alan Kalter is still young looking than when he had a heyday of announcing New York City based game shows and USA Network promos in the 1970's/1980's/1990's.
The spot on his face was from another bit about him advertising salted meats, I think. For a while, I thought the writers made that song up, which would've been a great explanation of its goofiness; finding out it was an actual song filled me with great anger and frustration.
Can you load the time Alan crys over Survivor season 1's finale? And the time he turns into the Hulk those are some of my favorite moments of the show.
Kalter for president. He is a political genius.
cotybarker 11 months ago
lol at Dave at the end: "Awful, just awful."
KennethKaniffFromCT 1 year ago 9
LOL!!!!!!!!!
clintonskakun 2 years ago
that would be the lady that yells at dave to hurry the show up if they are dragging on
TheRadSho 2 years ago
i'd vote 4 him
namk19 3 years ago 4
"What ya gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? My hump, my hump, my little lady lump-check it!" HYSTERICAL! Alan your the BEST!
youlittlemonkey 3 years ago 5
alan is so funny
scorpio11778 3 years ago
LOL. This one's a classic.
They need to put his skits on DVD some day.
Zingo33 3 years ago 12
Has Alan EVER been serious on the show? Paul is funny but also has normal convos with Dave.
I think Alan is hilarious but would love to see what he would be like in a normal conversation. I know the first show to air after the 9/11 disaster was a SERIOUS show, does anyone remember if Alan had any remarks?
pgy002 3 years ago 2
"political roundup".. lol
heydeli1 3 years ago 4
WEIRD
kahnicles 3 years ago
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Conan > the rest
knarisa 3 years ago
I like him way better than Letterman
knarisa 3 years ago
What's on his lip?
weatherman91 4 years ago
It looks like a shadow
zekmenzudwig 3 years ago
It looks like food. Watch the first seconds. It seems like something falls off his bottom lip.
SuperPhillip32 3 years ago
I remember this show and I think it showed him eating something earlier.
pgy002 3 years ago
LENO SUCKS!!! Woot!
thebaloob123 4 years ago 14
He should be on MTV's Celebrity Rap star show.
BlackStunna818 4 years ago 7
Alan Kalter is still young looking than when he had a heyday of announcing New York City based game shows and USA Network promos in the 1970's/1980's/1990's.
heine71 4 years ago 7
THIS GUY IS FRICKIN AWESOME
vman339 4 years ago 11
LOL, Alan is THE king of all comedy. I don't know why Letterman doesn't seem to value him that much.
sniper479 4 years ago 9
It's a joke that they put him in the corner.
inti4inca 4 years ago 15
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i guess the thing on his face is supposed to be a black eye pea.....
trcd 4 years ago
Brilliant.
ihateyou4everandever 5 years ago 7
sweet jesus that was funny
reddoodle 5 years ago 5
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Is this really considered to be funny? Awkward and lame.
ObelyskDAN 5 years ago
Yes. It's funny. Lame - o.
ghamilt 5 years ago
As AK would say: Your mother was awkward and when I was done with her she did kinda walk with a limp.
nilbud 3 years ago 3
The spot on his face was from another bit about him advertising salted meats, I think. For a while, I thought the writers made that song up, which would've been a great explanation of its goofiness; finding out it was an actual song filled me with great anger and frustration.
OppThumbs 5 years ago
what the fuck was that spot on his face? i thought there would be some sort of punchline about it
juggaleaux 5 years ago
That image is forever pasted to my brain
lesinar 5 years ago
video won't load
skretvedt 5 years ago
LOL, LOL, LO f*ckin' L
yourboidan 5 years ago
Do you by any chance have the "Kaltershank Redemption".
cfb3 5 years ago
Nope.
sverrir48 5 years ago
Can you load the time Alan crys over Survivor season 1's finale? And the time he turns into the Hulk those are some of my favorite moments of the show.
HisShadow 5 years ago
Haha, Alan Kalter is so funny.
zade77 5 years ago
OHMYGOD I LOVE ALAN, THANK YOU!
pseudopseud 5 years ago
Amen to that.
BigFatPea 5 years ago
YES. I've been looking for this ever since they first aired it, and now my life is complete. Thank you to whoever posted this.
dukie01 6 years ago