Haircut (a choose-your-own-adventure song)

[mrsims2]

I didn't pick anything. Problem?

[aenigma0regis0rises]

At this point in my life, having been a LD fan for a long time, Neil Cicierega's voice has become one of those soothing sounds that remind me of something, but I don't know what. It's him, Peter Murphy, and the sound of mechanical lifts.

[THECHEESEMUNSTER]

lmao i know this by heart...

[TheRealBlueChipmunk]

The 12th Doctor?

[Flipray2009]

Wow. He looks like Jason Dolley.

[mryoshi1221]

are you matt smiths son

[candyfreak223]

Love Therese videos

[gallifreyentimelord]

Matt Smith you look like him....Doctor :)

[mecahgeek]

i got the evil ending :b

[bigdipper117]

This is oddly relevant I'm currently deciding whether or not to grow my hair out

[AvengerMKI]

I had to go back and watch it. It's so good

[JamesDeanIsMyHero1]

This is so beyond genius. You are amazing. I'm going through all of the options!

[wolfwolveslupin]

YOU HAVE SO MUCH IMAGINATION!!!i did them all. :)

[paleidyn]

@psychogirl2009 Not even close XD

[jennameshcon4]

It was weird

[TheNathyCenoura]

I got Evil Powers as my first ending. I was the only one to end laughing maniacly.

[psychogirl2009]

You want to get your haircut, its getting awfully hippy-like the barber closes soon, you better make it zippy like a cheetah sporting from addenda's so you run from here to there... as the wind blows through your hair.suddenly you stop. perhaps you like you mop. now we get to know do you chop it off or do you stop and let it grooowww....

[psychogirl2009]

I know all the words...

[keithconfidentiality]

lol wtf

[AirBOr4NEraNgEr]

GROW!!!!!

[SamSchwede]

Bear King+Evil Powers=Best Endings

[weasleynmunatoti]

@SamSchwede Yeah, those are my favourites too! And banging Oprah is also cool....

[CariannaiOurWorld]

Hes so HOT!!!! <3

[Runelover9]

haa.... kind weird but cool...

[SokaRoxMySox]

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair! Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen. Gimme it down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer!

[earthlinfromearth]

Best. Youtube Vid. Ever!

[luigichic107]

GO HIPIES!!!!!!!!!!



[luigichic107]

GO HIPPIES

[wateverkitty]

Im so sad im in my fone and i cant chiose uugghh

[ihateschoolx10]

dude, my level 1 mage tots blew the final boss up with my awesome magik projectile defecation

[xyesterdaymusic]

I heard this song about a minute ago on dutch TV !

[SwingSetStudios]

That wind is the most realistic thing ever.

[SuperEverything0]

This comment will get random likes.

[Colorousme95]

Neil! Here in the Netherlands this song has been used by the Youth News Bulletin a few days ago for an article about some kid having his hair grown over 30 cm and finally getting a haircut to make wigs from it for people who have cancer. I immediately recognised it as this song xD After the news was over I played it again and tried as much options as possible.

[MultifunctionalMe]

Yesterday there was an item on the news about a boy who let his hair grow to donate it to a wig-making organisation for children with cancer, and this song was in the background :D

It was the Dutch news for children though, not the real one for grown ups x]

And sorry for my weird English xD

[MDietrich96]

@MultifunctionalMe You have better English than most native English speakers who comment on YouTube.

[MultifunctionalMe]

@MDietrich96 Haha, well, thank you :3

[mshehe1717]

Neil!! You're such a good singer!!! I love you and I want to fuck your face. I'm a girl. Promise :) just wanted to let you know!!

[MR2Videos]

This is soo funny! It blew me away too when I found you also did The Ultimate Showdown!!! >o<

[lusteraliaszero]

@MR2Videos not to mention Potter Puppet Pals and Brodyquest

[Skitjamo]

i got a haircut......nothing happened :/

[KallimaAwesome]

I am re-watching this video because I need a haircut.

[psychogirl2009]

@serangel28 I know all the words...trust me. ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TiniTinka1]

Cut but really ugly

[TiniTinka1]

Cut

[rgelb1]

I'm getting my haircut today :)

[imissakiza]

is it me but does this song sound like Maxwell's Silver Hammer, also does he look like the 11th Doctor

[magolivia1]

@imissakiza i agree

[7mza5555]

Grow

[friday21198]

thumbs up if you saw ALL the clips xD

[JohnnyJackPompolla]

When this video came out, I just loved it. HASN'T IT WON AN OSCAR YET?

[WoWnoobGuides1]

U guys are one hit wonders for sure

[lusteraliaszero]

@WoWnoobGuides1 dunno man, I enjoy all his clips.

[dragonbugbeat]

SO MUCH TALENT IN ONE VIDEO! TALENT OVERLOAD!

[aysonator]

its kinda sad its almpst been a year since this video was realesed. Look on the bright side though if neils not realseasing much atm then that may mean theres some more lemon deamon round the corner, that would be worth the wait!

[rythmistarlight1]

you should be the next doctor after Matt!!!!!!!

[Zelli52]

The drawings are so cute, they remind me of Kate Beaton's stuff. Are these from your sister?

[indigodreamer]

All of the endings are great, and I love the achievements! (Not sure why ending up with Oprah is worth more points than nuking the world or being king of the bears for a thousand years, but oh well) I wish there was a way to have this song for listening to all-through, though obviously that would present some problems with the narrative flow =P

[TheVampireist]

iPods can't view?! Y U NO LET ME CHOOSE STORY?!

[heheheyah]

im the king of bears

[OneWeirdDude]

Nice, a CYOA, YouTube style. Awesome.

[Amarox3000]

Neil this ROCKS! No other interactive video can compare :D

[anythinggoesjoe]

he hasn't made another one yet .....rrrrrrrrrr OH COME ON !

[SaeTemaki]

This has inspired me to make my own one. I'll start with a hobo and see where I go from there! :)

[thefrog101]

You look too much like The Doctor, its blowing my mind

[MilkyMayo]

@thefrog101 CANNOT UNSEE

[magolivia1]

@thefrog101 OMG thats EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!!!!!

[22lilbuggy22]

@thefrog101 Omg, I totally didn't realize how much he does until I read this... ~fangirl swoons~

[AC1209ROX]

Get your hair cut: Superhero or supervillian or grow boobs and meet House.

No haircut: Hippy, stand your ground get on opra options: Get ON opra or smack her (first one you two get married second you are dead.) Hippy RUN!! options: King of bears or bear slayer. If I missed something, sorry, but oh well. Have fun on your adventure!

[hypnoticmisstressme]

@AC1209ROX u rlly shouldnt have done that...

[thegreatest297]

Let it grow :-)

[healthisbike]

i love this so much

[gamecubeking]

Why can't their be a randomize option? So I could listen to this over and over again and get a new story every time!?

[MrVmBear]

bow chicka chika wowow

[wakawaka857]

i wish i could load annotations :(

[serangel26]

Be honest...... Who knows all the words??

[Buildoman]

@serangel26 I love asking my friends to play this with me.

[serangel26]

@Buildoman OMG yes! I will always sing the song and have them choose the story

[Buildoman]

@serangel26 Half of my friends quit in the middle of it. :P

[AC1209ROX]

@serangel26 i kind of do....

[TheRWOCompany]

@serangel26 *lowers head, sighs* me.

[TwinGleeks101]

@TheRWOCompany Same here! High 5! *High fives TheRWOCompany*

[TheRWOCompany]

@TwinGleeks101 WHOO! *Returns High 5*

[confused351]

@serangel26 lightning50505. I think... She sang the whole song to me.

[magolivia1]

@serangel26 me

[Linice926]

@serangel26 i do!!

[SmittinProductions]

You log on to youtube you click "suggested videos" you see adventure game dislike like any other noob BUT YOU PLAY IT OH YOU CANT BELIEVE THAT ITS GOOD so you have regret and neil is so upset... what will you do? do you apologize or forget it?

[KeikoKohana]

YES I AM THE BEAR KING!!!

[Purplerocker21798]

Get me the puke bag...

[Paool3107]

nice haircut by the way

[gabby6781]

i love this song

[xxnatcat6xx]

Dude i'd rather bang oprah then get kicked off ebay PSHA! :3

[IanMartinTV]

there should be some sort of Story Song relating to this, without the decisions

[Happyfish5678]

@kragjoint same :D

[angeliqueamelie]

This is the GREATEST THING!!!!!

[chococatcutiepie]

i love how a hair cut can change your life

[xXNyaMaddieNyaXx]

@Welihy asshole I live in new jersey!

[xXNyaMaddieNyaXx]

Grow

[TheBlackwings44]

whts planet bear????

[skarredspartan]

Can we have another adventure please?

[KDestroyer13]

pppsssttt..... I think you are cute ^_^

[kregjoint]

Can't , I'm on an iPod touch!!

[beastrax]

planet bear is in a never ending war under my laws

[gabevanhelsinggrl13]

Thumbs up if you went through all of the stories. :D

[thinkingmuffins2]

@gabevanhelsinggrl13 almost

[CuteEmoButterfly]

your video is really good!! U also have an amzing singing voice. I think this should have at least 10 million views coz it is awesome!! :)

[Welihy]

160 people deserve to get chased by a cheetah sporting some adidas and get scissors jammed into their skulls and then die in New Jersey

[Welihy]

160 people deserve to die in New Jersey after getting chased by a Cheetah sporting some Adidas and getting dull scissors jammed into their skulls

[LowestofheDead]

Watched every storyline.

Never got tired of the music

[1337soldiahs]

Are you... Are you Neil Patrick Harris?

[Pandaskickass1]

Grow

[failimanjaro]

I love lemon demon, what's the song?

[KatUklin]

Uhhhhhhhh cut it.......nasty

[ItsJCTV]

Cut it! Yeah!

[barda795]

This is awesome!!!!



[smiles833]

OMG! thats Voldemorts voice!

[TheKevindinh123]

this is like a game lol

[meagsters21]

haha what about a cheetah sporting some nikes???

[JsParker43]

AHHHHHH!!!! i want to do the adventure on my phone and dont have my laptop! i need to make it back to planet bear!

[Mrzane1a]

Thumbs up if you think youtube should have a AGREE button

[oxMiyukI1xo]

@Mrzane1a i AGREE:) THT WAS CHEESY:) YAY

[StealthTroops]

You are awesome

[SAC25BATS]

Dude where r the continuing videos?!?!

[bunnyspy1]

@SAC25BATS Annotations

[lyksar]

@SAC25BATS If you're on an iPhone or iPod touch, then you can't do this adventure. The only way to get to the other videos is through the annotations.

[TheHouseoftherisings]

is he the actually the singer for lemon demon?

[radioactivellamafish]

@TheHouseoftherisings Yes. Essentially he IS Lemon Demon.

[12oct2000]

You have a talent for singing

[alexo0808]

My brain got cut out by Hugh Laurie!  Fun

[TheVivi47]

i just finished trying all the combinations!!! lol!!!!

[jaytheabello]

I had sex with oprah... let's play again!!

[oxMiyukI1xo]

@jaytheabello mee to.. the weird thing is tht i went to the doctor and i got a brest cuz im a GURL and the person tht needs a hair cut is a GURL and then i kissed oprah....lesbian lol

[radioactivellamafish]

@oxMiyukI1xo The main character is a dude...in all the endings...

[onlypolar]

I just came back from a haircut =D Too bad none of these awesome things happened to me =(

[KittenInMySocks]

Wow! All I did was get a HAIRCUT!!! But now I'm a SUPER HERO!!!!!

[radioactivellamafish]

Hey, I just got a haircut! Damn it!! Now not only can I not become king of planet bear, but I'm lacking in the telekinesis department as well... How the hell am I going to fix my garden spade now?!?!

[roylopear]

Someone likes They Might Be Giants?

[gleekinowlcity]

@Paigeasaur162

Psychic Scissors Man.

[Greyback1101]

Haircut Adventure  Final Results

Bow-Chicka: 10,155

Slap: 140

Talk: 330 G

Fight: 300 G

Autograph: 265 G

Fix Head: 290 G

Good: 210 G

Evil: 680 G

[Zackapo]

I... I think I love you, man.

[Paigeasaur162]

0:02 I want to know what he's looking at.........

[SuperDropdeadCookie]

omg.

you do really have a talent.

awesome. ^^ <3

[Bubnel25]

I just like the song xD

[gleekinowlcity]

@lizzyrox1999

This is a rather happy and (by extension) cheerful video.

Oh, did you mean the definition that does not suit this video at all? **sarcastic tone** Sorry!**end sarcasm**

[WelcomeMrwhatever]

IF I GET TO 200 SUBSCRIBERS, I WILL TRY TO TELL MY FATHER TO STOP SMOKING,, HES 49 YEARS OLD AND SMOKES EVERYDAY,, 

[lizzyrox1999]

This is gay.

[SouhaaMusic]

@lizzyrox1999 No u are

[itsamatterofdog]

@lizzyrox1999 On the contrary, there are absolutely almost no rainbows in this.

[Paigeasaur162]

There are two definitions of the word gay. One is homosexual. The other is cheer or happy. This video is neither homosexual nor cheery or happy. So, no, this video is not gay. Learn the correct definition of words before you go throwing them around.

[lindsey11097]

@Paigeasaur162 I love you Paige ♥ :3 Haha I can't believe when I looked up this video yours is the first comment I see

[Paigeasaur162]

@lindsey11097 Love ya too, Lindsey. ^__^

[LamppostCreed]

@lizzyrox1999 Do you have something against homosexuality?

[TheAmaranthgirl]

i died in the end of this :D

[baberscamille]

i love this so much!!

[Metalixno1]

im having my hair cut tomorow, mabye i will have an adventure :D

[AoAstar]

if you cut your hair, your a girl, but if you keep it long your a guy O_O

[Cheeseman66613]

Amazing 

[kckinsmcg]

Thumbs up if you want another adventure! (I don't usually beg for thumbs ups!)

[kckinsmcg]

As the fingers blow through your hair...

[Ilookedinthebox]

This reminds me a lot of They Might Be Giants. I can't tell if it is all of the style of wordplay or if its the way that everything flows together, I love this song though, its so much fun.

[stickmeister0]

@Ilookedinthebox Now that you mention it, yes. They're both alternative after all.

[colorcube88]

best adventure ever!!!!!

[WhoLetTheGuyOut]

The video started to buffer at 0:19 when he says "STOP" :D

[TheFerret78]

"Like a cheetah sporting some Adidas" has to be my favorite line. LOL!

[potterbender]

So, the question we have been waiting to ask you:

NEIL, DO YOU WANT TO CUT OR GROW YOUR HAIR??