Zack Stortini vs the Vancouver Canucks

[TheSkookumchuk]

Why is Stortini picking a fight with the whole Canucks team? If he wants to get his ass kicked he can just fight Rypien.

[GhostOfYork1987]

@TheSkookumchuk not anymore...trollololololol

[mapleleafmania]

STORTINI IS AWESOME!

[DamonandDanny]

rypien is a fag

[Wodey25]

Good times... See you around, Zorg

[armyzilla]

Go watch Rypien vs Stortini and tell me how he does against a single Canuck who's 5'11 175 pounds. He aint no beast, rypien exposed him as a cowardly giant. Anyone can go pick fights against non-fighters. Look how he does against real fighters. LOL

[Wodey25]

@armyzilla Zack was all right; he might not have been some kind of MMA fighter type of a guy, but he was never meant to be; he was just a tough power line line forward...

[iEatJewBurgers2]

zack's a little bitch

[YourVideoIsAwful]

can we trade 2010-11 stortini for this stortini?

[snicklepick]

ok NOW lets look to the right and see rypien MAL down stortini to death.. THAN after that click AGAIN on the right side of round 2 of rypien ONCE AGAIN beating the brutal FUCK outta stortini............ THIS. IS. EMBERRASSING? delete the video please?

vote up??

[dtrsttyl]

HOLY FUCK HAHA

[Oilerfan5]

@str8rippon lol once again ill say at least we have a past. Now I'll talk about the future: all of our rookies along with another lottery pick this year and we will be a feared team in a few seasons. And all Canucks fans can say is "yeah we're best in the league at this moment" yet fail to see there's still 3 months of season left and that even when they were one of the best in 94 they still haven't won a cup.

[flames7312]

huggy bear 

[Oilerfan5]

lol why is everybody saying that oilers fans live in the past? at least we have a past! the canucks have a few div and conf banners and 2 retired numbers? in 40 years?! bigger fail than calgary.

[str8rippon]

@Oilerfan5 oilers fans live in the past because there to fucking stupid to recognize their team sucks, they cant say anything about their present team because they are awful so they have to bring up the past.

[MrMikespec]

learn to fight stortini...this guy is horrible

how can anyone be a fan of this guy?

he's a joke

[atranos]

Canucks fans thrive on constant mediocrity. Making the playoffs consistently isn't good enough. Get your club a goddamn stanley cup before you go running your mouths. And the idiots who are slinging Rypien names around....right back at you with Macintyre.

[mooseyjuice6t9]

zack the zamboni eats canucks for lunch

[Eshawn288]

Rick Rypien beat his ass down twice in fights

[AZNB33]

yeah, this vid was before stortini had been introduced to rypien..

[overtenemy69]

@AZNB33

FUCK YEA.

the ripper fucked stortini's mom in both of theyre fights

[iFunns]

put the vid with rypien, yes the one with stortini crying after the fight

[gino356]

well at least we have a past to brag about!!

[ScrillaVilla1]

Stortini is a clown. Plain and simple. The oilers are a joke.

[drizz55]

haha i love vancouver fans. they're priceless. they really want to have a rival team like oilers/flames, leafs/habs etc. except they are just too insignificant. they just suck too much to have any sort of impact or fanbase in the league. they are the retarded (terribly boring) outcast of the Canadian hockey teams who want to fit in. headnote: you'll never have a rival because no one gives a flying fuck about the shitty ass canucks. canuck fans-stop acting like people care about your joke team

[ScrillaVilla1]

You know honestly I would care if your team could make the playoffs.

[drizz55]

You know I would honestly care if the Nuck's had ever won a cup.. But they haven't. So I dont.

[ScrillaVilla1]

Keep living in the past.

[drizz55]

06 Oil Made it to the finals. Nucks haven't done anything since 93-94. Last year there was a decent attempt but Luongo let a 19 year old Kane outclass him. Oh well good luck this year without Sundin and Ohlund.

[Eshawn288]

@drizz55

Oilers fan??!!

OMG! How are the 62 ish points this season??? Friken bad team stupid fans.

[drizz55]

@Eshawn288

Hey, I'll admit it. The Oilers sucked hard this year, they were pathetic in fact. But unlike the Canucks, we haven't always been pathetic.

[Eshawn288]

@drizz55

Let go of the past.. stop living in it.. Look towards the future is what every1 says.. u won't get smarter about hockey if u stay 15 years in the past. Oilers are pathetic.. and will stay pathetic for a LONG time. .Canucks are making playoffs and improving every year.. our cup is coming.. sya w.e u want.

[WestSidePolak8]

r u stupid like actully,that is probs the fuckin dumbest thing ive heard in a long time,and u bring up the canucks fanbase,how many sellouts have they had in a row?canucks r rivals wit der whole divison,u are fuckin retarded u queerbag

[m3th0dm4n]

Projection.

[jordon27]

Win a cup then you can come into the club and talk

[TwinsSucks2000]

oilers fucking sucks! Alon with their pathetic faggot fans

[suppie100]

Ok. Win a Stanley cup already..

[TwinsSucks2000]

tell me... did your current oiler team win any cups? LOL!! and again, the past does not count... cuz its not your current team...

[TwinsSucks2000]

"We've gotten alot closer then the Cafucks have." - *clap clap* big accomplishment there.... o_0

"You've NEVER won one, regardless of the team you iced"

- Neither have your current oiler team..

"oh man, Canucks sure are a good team"

- good enough to be better than the coilers

[TwinsSucks2000]

"way to ignore my point about your players."

- heh, our GM knows what hes doing.... speaking of over paying players, at least we got somebody to overpay... unlike you guys... where nobody wants to go to your team....

"Canucks blow. Plain and simple. "

- Oilers sucks dicks. I think thats pretty much self explained....

[CaustoVirale]

"Our Gm knows what he's doing.

LOL. No.

He sucks up 10 million in cap space in Mats Sundin, who is nowhere NEAR as good as he used to be.

We actually have some pretty notable free agents who are happy to play in edmonton. We've generated interest from Heatley, Jaromir Jagr, and we have Two top class defencemen in Visnovsky and Souray, both repeat All-Star attendees.

And we just got Khabibulin, who's easily an awesome goalie. Much better then Roloson. We have a ton of depth up front too.

[sadmansadman5]

haha lol ur so funny man

[TwinsSucks2000]

Thanks o_0

[220891nb]

man i hate Strotini when he plays against the canucks. he is a great 4th liner though, would love to have him on the team

[Jjgreat9]

Check out Stortini vs Rypien.

[zonkedforlife2]

rypien is a beast

[matt24cooke]

i will say though.. ZACK IS A FUCKING BEAST! i would get k-o'd if i got ran over by that mother fucker

[ZmanHot]

@matt24cooke Except that he can't fight

[friskykitty137]

aw...the tree hugging-granola crunching hippy fans of the cansucks are just bitter that the last time they won the cup was.........oh right...lol

[anythingwilldo000]

screw that canucks are better then oilers anyday

[matt24cooke]

what.. since 1914? lol

[Jeff343536]

That was fuckin amazing. Go zach attack. Go oilers!

[lpukas]

Bitter much?!? Canucks owned you chumps. Can't wait till next season. Maybe stortini will pick on someone his own size.

[brownboi1990]

F*ck the oiliers....Canucks Sh*t on them all the time...Go canucks Go...Maybe are capitain cried after d 2nd round playoffs but he still the best goalie..took us farther then your fag ass goalie...Boo oilers...

[jh7468]

Empty net and Stortini almost missed it.

[lpukas]

Pathetic oilers fans. Try to make the playoffs for once. Btw revenge came when that overweight dirt ball stortini gets pounded like bitch he is by Rypien this year. Chumps

[drizz55]

haha your just butthurt you got fucking destroyed last time we met. As gagner danced around half your team and made luongo look like a retard. btw nice try in the playoffs. go join luongo and cry some more in the corner.

[38n4na]

who won this game?

[puncru]

you wanna see how serious canucks fans are motherfucker come down to vancouver and watch with your own eyes! surrey,delta ------ it's a tradition!

[stryker1707]

fuck stortini, fuckin fag.

[edmontonfan09]

YEAAAAAAA YOU GOT FUCKIN ROCKED

[overtenemy69]

LOL too bad the fucking faglers never even made it close to the playoffs and theyre is more vancouver fans in edmonton then oiler fans

so hey buddy stab your mom in the ovaries and hang yourself!

[drizz55]

haha! more vancouver fans?! you're shitty team is despised in Edmonton. it was nice seeing your gimmicky captain crying like a bitch when you guys got destroyed by the hawks. Better luck next year with your faggy little blonde twins too. go join luongo and cry some more in the corner.

[overtenemy69]

"you got destroyed by the hawks"

to badd you didnt even make it into the fuckin playoffs!

i hope to god pat quinn makes a diffrence

[EAFWRESTLING]

YEAAAAAAA YOU DIDNT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. hahaha oilers fans.. classic.

[munch83]

i watched stortini a number of times with the wolves in the OHL.....the dude is a beast!!

[Yosamite66]

This is Wildfann just under a new name, its funny how I never mentioned anything negatively about Canadian players and how you misconstrued that as an insult. I also mentioned how I liked Edmonton so where inlies the irony?

[Lithium933]

Stop saying its funny how, and how u hate canadian teams. NOBODYS LAUGHING, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, stupid faggot wild fan! UR TEAM SUCKS ASS, dumb bitch

[overtenemy69]

lol the wild suck ass!

[19jdan87]

panny121 iz rite becuz stortini does hug all the time....but go OILERZ...OILERZ RULE....and im a oilers fan they rock

[canucksrule69]

your a fucking idiot

[OilersRockFlamesSuck]

yea but look at the hit .

[DEhockey75]

stortini sucks

[MAPINDEX]

you hate canadian teams you stupid fuck who do you think make up the us teams canadians you jack ass

[WildFann]

Its funny how that ugly, gaped tooth, moron acts tough, when in every fight he gets his ass kicked. Every fight he had with Boogaard he lost. I hate Canadian teams a lot but I do like Edmonton, so I hate it that an asshole, weak, idiot like Stortini represents them. Too bad the oilers suck though, otherwise they would be a powerhouse that owned every team like in the '80's. Paul Coffey, Wayne Gretzky, Mark Messier, you can't beat that.

[InSoMnIaK16]

Ironic then that all the players you named off ARE Canadian, hahaha.

[brianthomasp]

you are a fucking idiot

its a canadian game

and it always will be

despite any arguement you have

any team that you like is porobably a mostly canadian roster anyway. i bet you suck at hockey and the reason you hate canadian teams is because there fans take it seriously. there are only a few american cities where the fans take it seriously

[wanintenucks]

dam right. well said.

[N0SEFACEKILLA63]

@brianthomasp Englishmen actually invented hockey in Canada but Canada basically said gtfo and stole it as their own

[tgshark1]

@brianthomasp actually ice hockey was played in the dutch golden age, in europe, so no it isnt a canadian game. also, when it was played first in canada it was an evolution of british military men skating, and first nations ball and stick games, do your research ass clown

[prontoshadylane]

i was at that game...

i was sitting ice level right in the middle of that

[panny121]

zach "the seatbelt" stortini, hugging his way through another fight. they need to get rid of him and focus on McIntyre as their fighter, that guy can club people. even if he does skate like he's wearing running shoes.

[xOKirlee]

DONT DISS THE OILERS.

[EdmontonOilers911]

all Stortini does for edmonton these days is fight. which is good. if u have talent with fighting and none in hockey. Than better fight then try

[asr12388]

too bad the oilers suck

[84hotshot84]

lol gotta love the music they play during the fight

[Soccer559]

so far i beleive rob davidson has proven himself as a better fighter that hordachuck...i expected darcy to tear guys to shreds but either way he will eventually and the Canucks own!

[SeraphimSound]

Gotta give props to Cowan for standing up for a team mate, even if Cowan was a punching bag for the Canucks for 2 years.

But not this season...

Zack Stortini? say 'hello' to Darcy Hordichuk *again* :)

[starving4thecup]

Lol yea, I liked Cowan but Burrows as small as he is can fight to eh?

[SeraphimSound]

As a Canuck fan, I was never really concerned with Zack Stortini. But man that McIntyre guy is f*@#ing HUGE!!!

We're gonna have our hands full this season. Even if those guys only play less than 8 minutes per night. Yikes!

Good on Edmonton for picking that guy up...

[84hotshot84]

brought him up from the hamilton bulldogs. loved watching him play, now i can only see him on tv :(

[grxsupervirusx]

yeah im a huge oilers fan and stortini may not score a lot of goals or win a lot of fights but he sure knows who the biggest prick on the ice to fight (ex. nolan, or boogaurd)and he sure gets the crowd fired up

[Hiei2k7]

Now there's Diesel MacIntyre to fuck people up.

[CaustoVirale]

Zack is going to get much better. rewmember kids. he's 22! not 28 like Macintyre or thirties like Moreau and Strudwick.

Give the kid some time. He's going to be good for us.

[bigfattutti]

y didn't u show the score at the end of the game? btw canucks destroyed oilers(like always) 5-2

[53CoBrA35]

AHAHAHHAHAHAH like always, just stfu u lil douche bag

[FunkyPickle123]

stortini needs to learn how to fight. all he does is fucking hug everyone he fights. im a huge oilers fgane but cant stand when he fights.

[starving4thecup]

Are you kidding me, its called wrestling idiot look it up.

[FunkyPickle123]

then he should be wrestling then. he never even lands a punch, and when he does its when he has gotten him to the ice in his hug of death then gives him shots to the back. him and a real fighter like brashear or laraque should square off and we will see the outcome of that one

[jigsaw99]

cowan is useless

[mr0scary]

lupul, hejda, winchester, smith, nedved. wow thats old

[19jdan87]

STORTINI'S EFFIN AWESOME!!! atleast he's man enough to fight the oldies in the nhl. if u think stortini sux well then u SUCK!!! u prolly wont even stand a chance if u got into a ring with him. so blah b!+chez!...lol

[dbriley18]

agreed, nice hit

[HOWSE94]

agreed

[SWDRM7]

I don't know what the fuck your talking about. Nice fucking hit.

[Kodiaks17]

haha, im an oiler fan i hated stortini until christmas but that guy has the heart of a lion he will fight anyone and thats what pumps up his team and he goes as hard as he can also.....the cunucks c'mon man u cant even spell them lets go oyleers lol

[dwaynewade312]

nice hit zack

[boonana135]

HE KILLED COWAN!!! LOL

GO OILERS GO!!

[conordXXX]

he might not be the best fighter, but hes a tough kid, and he stands up for his teamates, nd hes a big guy, 6'4 225

[jackieliem2007]

!!! GO Oilers Go !!!

[JoTOGo2007]

who cares if he cant fight he tries and he stands up for his teammates

hes a team guy and doesnt care if he gets KILLED he just stands up for guys

[DeZoE28]

I'm an oil fan....stortini cant fight....watch him..hes a hugger, not a fighter...thats why they call him huggy bear....its embarrassing...

[hazeI09]

LOL HUGGY BEAR!. Rofl. It's true tho, he cant' fight for shit good thing he can hit ok.

[XxbrierexX48]

i saw stortini in springfield for 2 games and he should be in the NHL he can score,hit,and fight

[kraziekelz]

what a game

i love stortini

laraque is out stortini is in

[hungpow02]

stortini is so sweet..

not only is he a good enforcer..

but he can create momentum to.

[tpoto]

i was at that game.

[MyVideosAreTheBestt]

Stortini is a beast

[Gabethehockeyfan]

Whats the song thats playing when stortini and cowan are fighting?

[thatsqueet]

Keep em seperated, Offspring

[WildyCoyote34]

Actually its "come out and play" by the offspring.

[rey619yomama]

stortini is the new laraque. not as cool but still very pro!!! go stortini

[Luusah]

Zack is cool ^^

[kbroks]

ive never seen stortini win a fight. he puts himself in positions to take big shots

[HockeyyGiirl024]

I like the fact that Stortini fights and brings on his game but he is just a penalty waiting to happen and that isnt too googd for the rest of the team

[tylerseutter83]

stortini is awsome man we better keep him up for ever

[JUMALA24]

Stortini Rules Awesom player

[jefflindz]

he is my hero

[animefreak9999]

Stortini is the next larauque.. but maybe a bit better

[LOSTFUKINBOYS]

stortini rulzzzzORZZZZZZZ