Amazonas - Dick fish

[SeminarioMAE]

FUG :--DD

[Sepepo]

rämpätkää seittemäätoista xD

[jumpyloop]

swim with a condom so it wouldnt get into ur penis

[Psycocat93]

@jumpyloop Then they go your ass

[raggarudeboy]

@jumpyloop

Save swimming

[WadaMadMan]

Paina 6 ja sen jälkeen 5 kuullaksesi totuuden.

[ParviPaparazzi]

pelkkää urbaanilegendaa

[Juusteli]

"aiheuttaa kaikenlaista hälinää"

[AbrilloINC]

sähköankeriaat "SHHHHHHHHH" :D

[sonic51420]

the word dick brought me here

[samhuvi]

Tämän takia ei kukaan kuse näihin..

Viidakon metsiin

[Kananmunakas]

rämpärkää 0:16 HOHIHEHEÖÖÖ

[JohnACorp782]

@Kananmunakas rämpärää ite vaan..

[s4n714g000]

put on a condom and cover the base of your dick with duck tape :D

[deluxedookie]

thats why you piss with your dick high above the water

if the fish gos in it eats the meat till it cant reach the rest XD

[stlyes]

What is he a gay fish?... Srry I had ta do it.

[endracismguy]

does a dickfish give a good blowjob

[Inquisitor53]

@endracismguy Try it and find out. Experience is the best teacher.

[endracismguy]

@Inquisitor53 do you know from experience ???

[Inquisitor53]

@endracismguy No thanks. Since I'm satisfied with what my woman does for me I've no desire or curiosity to delve into the realm of bestiality, especially with fish. You were the one asking, I was just passing on some advice.

[endracismguy]

@Inquisitor53 what just 1 woman ...man you are so easily satisfied lol

[Inquisitor53]

@endracismguy Well, I go for quality, not quantity. I had to do a hell of a lot of digging through the dregs of humanity to find the right one but I found her. It was well worth it! We give each other 'space' when we need it, we satisfy each other's fantasies, we admire each other's talents and crafts, and she's willing to go the extra mile with me when I forage, wildcraft, hunt, fish, and trap in some of the most dangerous wilderness in Florida. Ain't no other woman like her. She's a keeper!

[endracismguy]

@Inquisitor53 why the wilderness dude dont you like a comfortable house

[Inquisitor53]

@endracismguy I've a nice home but I'm the outdoors type. I make a living as a canoe tour guide and wilderness survival instructor.

I was raised in the florida wilds and love it! I was taught how to not only survive but thrive here from both sides of my family. 90% of my medicine, over 75% of my food I get from the land and waters here. Built my own geodesic dome home, I have a freshwater spring in my backyard, a river in my front yard that flows into the Gulf of Mexico less than a mile...

[Inquisitor53]

@Inquisitor53 ... from the house, got a tree growing here that I use the bark from to not only stun fish but also medicinally for extreme pain and snakebite (although I've never been bit I've doctored those who have). There's over 300 species of flora in this state that I have different uses for. My electricity comes from solar panels (which I also have for heating my water) and an emergency multi-fuel generator. I've a 60,000 acre wildlife refuge behind me. If civilization ever goes to hell...

[Inquisitor53]

@Inquisitor53 ...away with a 60,000 acre wildlife refuge behind my property. I've plants growing in my yard to keep out dangerous reptiles, along with a few manchineel trees (helps nature thin the herd of idiots who come onto the property without consent). Get my own electricity from solar panels and heat my house & water the same way. Communication set ups are shortwave & VHF_FM marine radios and my internet by satellite. To hell with civilization, my little lady & I are living in paradise!

[oldsamuray]

syynä on hyvin vittumaiset eläimet :D

[hippetihohoijaa]

kuse veteen peenis vedenpinnan yläpuolella

[Hillosaatana]

PENISKALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flaajj]

lol



[noivoiv]

Nii lapsukaiset elkää pissatko siellä uima-altaassa

[krabby4000]

just like greys anatomy

[Flopstar80]

I saw something like this on 1000 ways to die

[TiikerinKarva]

Tsztzztzz!! :D

[Kristhor]

siinä yks syy olla kusematta veteen

[vozERi]

hahahah

[adamhhj]

i don't understand whats he is saying but this is what i think he is say "if your swimming in the river the will be a fish which will bite your penis and you will get shock by eletricity show on 0:17-0:20

[Jalopenon]

Kannattaa pistää muna kortsuun niin ei matoset uiskentele ulos eikö sisää

[Ryuurik]

@Jalopenon No jos se purasee kortsun halki.

[kainalo3]

@Jalopenon mitenkäs sit kuset?

[haisuli5]

sähköankeriaat TSSSSSSSSSSSH

[firexuz]

tattispalan avoimesta ovesta XD

[Hetubaabaa]

Vittu tää oli kova :D

[taigokai]

what he say ???!?@??!

[Kronikwookie]

he said there are these fish that are attracted to the scent of urine and will swim up your penis

[Nikotiini69]

@Kronikwookie Nope! They just detect the warm water and swin towards it.

[StandardNeekeri]

@Kronikwookie se sano että jos kusee ni ne ui sisää, ku se kusi reikä laajenee sillei et ne mahtuu siitä.

[sandnigga2233]

@Kronikwookie They should put them in pools so people would stop pissing in them haha

[Disposition446]

@Kronikwookie you forgot to add once they are in the urethra spines deploy from their bodies.

[2mad2behere]

He said that he wouldn't be swimming down river after this because of some fucker fish that swims up your dick if you take a leak in the water.

[Jonza121]

Ei perkele

[Iv3zz]

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