Mass Effect 2 - Jack - Paragon Romance

[Leon9293]

Am I the only one who thinks this Shepard looks like a young Sylvester Stallone? :D

[Shrapnelization]

God- I just realized how much I hate the hands in video-games today: they always lightly stroke something- the fingers never fucking close on an object. -_-

[OR3NG]

Hi my name is shepard and i like taking a can of whiskas out clubbing to reel in the pussay.

[mazrimtaim10]

Looks like Kim Jong Un...

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

All the guys complaining about this Shepard... do you regularly have people coming up to you in the street saying "Damn man, you're pretty ugly. See you later", or is non-supermodel Shepard too unrealistic for a battle-hardened veteran?

[bazIBIZA2007]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I leave my clothes on during fucking.

[Imaginedgateway]

lols, common' guys, give the dude's shepard a break. *breaks out into laughter*

[Takhar7]

It's Ok Jack - if my Shepard looked like that, I'd cry too

[ThePsyphic]

Fux that man! its all about the BLACK SHEPARD!

[mickeybunts]

Meh...reminds me of my ex...

[saints55stc]

im commander shepard,

and this is my favorite pussy on the normandy

[Dorzay]

i know many like all of you will find this weird and will probably comment so, but when the romance scens are like this one with jack i feel happy inside :P aka these scenes make me happy :P especially this jack scene :)

[Bagyda]

i got to that scene before the suicide mission... but after i completed it, the talk option is still the same before she shows up in my room

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[TheHolyBackstab]

fun fact: she has hair in ME3

[chewbacca06]

whhhaa!!! the sex i had with jack was wayyy more rough and in the basement of the ship!?

[Defenstrator]

@chewbacca06 That's the casual sex encounter. You have sex but the relationship doesn't progress. In fact it prevents this version from happening. You have to turn Jack down and then continue to be nice to her to get the full paragon ending, which this is.

[chewbacca06]

@Defenstrator haha. crazy. i guess i was just thinking with my dick.

[Raynor9X9]

I guess it's ok for women to cry during sex?

[Vilemk0]

Why don't people use default shep and insist on using their retarded fuckin' lookin' ugly custom mother ucka sheps? I can understand why you would customize female shep, ..but SHE wasn't based off a 3d scan of an actual model!

[RyanKaufman]

@Vilemk0 Default Shep on ME looks like a fucking ape. Default on ME2 looks decent, but you can improve him greatly by doing some modifying. Especially on his extremely overly wide eyes.

Some people have no idea how to use the customization though, so it's best if they just go for Default, and in that regard I agree with you.

[Vilemk0]

@RyanKaufman To make John Sephard they used Mark Vanderloo as the model. The first games shep was still better than most and as graphics improve so will the resemblance to the real thing.

[RyanKaufman]

@Vilemk0 Yeah that's nice. Like I Said, he looks ok in ME2, but ME he looks like an ape with wide eyes. In ME2 he still has extremely wide eyes. I prefer my created Shepard over default any day.

[OneFourtyOneDA]

It seems that the Shepards in the rejection video's(and most renegade ones) are not ugly but paragon ones seem to have had an unfortunate interation with a platinum baseball bat.

[MrWezlum18]

She would look really great if she grew her hair out.

[loopofpoop]

ABUSING EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE WOMEN FTW!!!!!! Heavy risk, but the priiiiize!

[poopstain742]

when miranda and Jack are fighting, and i go on Miranda's side, does that mean jack hates me now and no romance?

[thedarknesscallingme]

@poopstain742

yeah if you side with miranda jack will not speak with you again

[howlphantomwolf]

Aww... Honestly, if this scene had just ended with a hug and a kiss, I would have been happy.

[ratchetandclancfan]

every fucking time i saw your shepard i lold so hard that i couldn't watch the video

[TheUnknown285]

I love how Jack has this softer side beneath the coarse exterior, a side you see come out here and in the poems she writes (which you can read in the Shadow Broker dossiers).

[mazzulmaz1]

I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[J1zzardOfOz]

your sheperd looks like a goof

[xXMintyHippoXx]

He looks like my Shepard D:

[FREEAIRPRODUCTIONs]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite sex scene on youtube.

[warystatue33]

Finaly she broke down

[SaturnVII]

Way to go all white knight on her. First time through I thought she was insane and kept at least two decks apart at all times.

Turns out she's OK, just extremely messed up.

[lupuslunari]

Wow..... Look at him from :24 and he almost looks like Reggie Fils-Aime..... or maybe that's just me

[bmwandcadillacftw]

i keep my cloths on during sex to, what else is my fly for

[john236613]

Sylvester Stallone as: COMMANDER SHEPARD. COMING THIS TUESDAY! MASS EFFECT: THE MOVIE!

[xxxAngelusxxx371]

Dude, I think it's pretty obvious that your Shepherd looks like he has down syndrome.

[myaccount235]

Your Shepard looks like someone out of a Rocky film.

"AAAADRIIIIAAAAN!!"

[XtremeOCer]

"it's alright..no more questions.." AHHHHH............cliche...pff­fffffffffffffffffffffffff

and almost all male shepards that's not the original look are ugly...only like 2/100 i've seen are somewhat decent looking. That's bcos the original model already got a great face from vanderloo in real life. Femshep tho, many including myself had to customize her look to look preetier and more attractive

[XKingMGX]

how much paragon do u need?

[TherealbigO1]

@XKingMGX you just need to compromise during her and mirrandas argument

[AmpRusher]

The other romance with Jack is better. She put it on Shepard.

[mileator]

Is it possible to invite jack up to your cabin after sex? i tried one time and it didn't work i also cant find any kind of videos showing that you can.

[SuperRonmiester]

I chose her just because if her tattoos. But darn tatts are attractive on a lady

[Jmonsterxx11]

Dude you're Shepard is fucking ugly.

[Laitharex]

@Jmonsterxx11 NO, scary.

[Supathiefable]

@Jmonsterxx11 Your.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Jmonsterxx11 You're grammar is fucking terrible.

[EtaiShuster]

@Jmonsterxx11 Your.

[infraball]

@Jmonsterxx11 your*

jesus christ.

[Ravage017]

@Jmonsterxx11 you're shepard? dude learn how to spell. jeez.

[Dorzay]

@Jmonsterxx11 Lol he looks like someone from star trek

[Laitharex]

@Jmonsterxx11 Lets not kid ourselves. Compared to Mark Vanderloo (The man default Shepard is modeled after) , Every man is fuck ugly.

[weeman206]

@Jmonsterxx11 you should see mine....

[ajblue90]

wow ur shepard is ugly as hell

[IncredibleFulk1]

@ajblue90 If you think his Shepard is ugly, you haven't seen mine. LOL

[TheEternalProduction]

I can already hear Fox News yelling: OH MY GOOOD O_O!!!

[MORDEKAIZ]

ops I kill he in the collectors mission.. xD opps

[MondoMiniman]

Your shepard looks like yao ming after he got botox

[noobface123]

@MondoMiniman I fucking laughed so hard.

[firetruckracer]

How do I get this? After the collectors mission she asked if I had feelings for her and then she said she needed time.

[Ikola22]

I do hope they give Jack some hair in ME3. Kinda feel sorry for her.....

[Jinggley]

I actually am of the mind that they don't do it here. Yeah there's passionate kissing and shit but I think the point is that Jack doesn't need another sex interest. Not quite yet. She needs to feel attached to something first for a change. That's why this is the Paragon Romance option.

[Asgard72]

Dry humping.....is DA' BEST!

[jaguar004]

Theres no way I'm going to fell in love on a very psychotic woman. . .

[TheHoon57]

My friends said I was weird for choosing jack and tali (second time around) so I really hope o can continue those two relationships in ME3

[HaZe009CHIMP]

Damn her face is perfekt. She wud have been uber beautiful with hair minus the bodyart. Good scene, really emotional.

[seeking911]

@HaZe009CHIMP I think that makes her look more attractive, exotic.

[HaZe009CHIMP]

@seeking911

Even when im making positive comments, people find something to disagrees about just to start argument. Well, then your a weirdo. Period!

[seeking911]

@HaZe009CHIMP Disagreeing does not mean being negative. If you were offended go cry to your mom about it.

[HaZe009CHIMP]

@seeking911 Whats the matter? im just disagreeing. Looks like your the one who got offended to me Mr high IQ. Still a weirdo for liking painted women.

[seeking911]

@HaZe009CHIMP Um. No. However, that Mr. must be change to Mrs., if you're going to say that.

[HaZe009CHIMP]

@seeking911

Ohh, off course that explains it all. I dig women with 1 or mabye 2 tattoos on her body, thats sexy as hell. I dont digg it however when its so much, it makes her look like a living walking painting. Deal with it.

[yordans3npai]

jack... hmmm

[exra82]

LOL sad sex Jack Hates me because e I always stick up for Miranda so she always dies

[sevach]

Whoever passed up on the rough sex so they could get the "Paragon romance" gave up on their man cards.

[chris200830]

her tears are black, just like her soul

[Spoksy]

I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near that desease ridden thing. Miranda on the other hand...

[Guitarsrock342]

lol youre shepard looks like sylvester stallone

[lupuslunari]

I have to wonder what that sound is when she responds to Shepard's comment. Maybe that's the sound of her L5x implants flaring up.

[XtremeOCer]

lol "it's alirght, no more questions..." LOL cliche :P

[TheX191]

i am commander Shepard and this is my favorite sex shop ever

[TheGODAcronym]

Two comments:

"At least we can expect that she's shaved."

AND

"Girls usually cry after I have sex with them."

[robotcow28]

@TheGODAcronym same here.... awkward :|

[ZakElias01]

You know what I noticed about these game's romance plots? There is mysteriously no pregnancy XD no way they would do it with protection ;3

[picknick21]

I had my romance with her. Just like in real life, I always seem to go for the "wrong" kind of girl. Hmmm.

[Baktor]

I had the romance with Tali, which is my favourite character regardless of looks. But this scene made see Jack in a whole new light. Maybe I will romance her in a replay.

[BlakeGripling]

@Baktor goes to shows one how "more than meets the eye" the backgrounds for the many characters in ME are =0 one would have to recall the asshole-ish life jack has lived

[jstewart9356]

Ewww. I hate her. I never NEVER take her on missions.

[ggmann13]

@jstewart9356 why? you don't think her story and background not to mention the character development is intriging?

[SickBritKid]

Y'know, when Jack's got that "sad" expression on her face...she actually looks pretty attractive.

If only she had hair.

[GSNRecords]

Well lucky you, Jack's getting hair for Mass Effect 3.

[FALUKYOURMOM]

@GSNRecords what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

[Coolreaction198]

@GSNRecords WHERE?

[theboywhois1]

Lmfao

[POMEGRENADE451]

Jack should grow some hair. She'd probably look pretty good. Maybe, she's changed in ME3 depending on your actions with her.

[hellreaper2021]

aww she looks like a normal girl when shes not pissed off and trying to kill/destroy something. lol

[Rodshark75]

As Nathan Fillion (as Castle) eloquently put it...

"Let me tell you about crazy people... the sex is incredible"

[MrJason274]

is it weird your custom made sheperd looks just like mine

[colebowlin68]

Jack: *starts crying*

Shepard: No ew ew no no.

Jack: What?

Shepard: Just no.

Jack: FUCK OFF!!!

Shepard: *whispers* Bitch

[lawsBULL]

@ciscofire99 Thats because most people jumped at the chance to bang her early on if you say no i want to get to know you better then you get this chance later on

[ciscofire99]

dude i did not know she had a paragon scene! this fucking blow my mind!



[SekireiWingX]

Is it me or does Shepard (in a funny way) look like a meathead/Jock football player lol? And as for Jack's whole thing, God I thought It was only men like me who cried during sex...

[TheQtip1581]

fffffffffffffuck man, i dont know who to pick, Tali or Jack?

[TwilightAngel35]

my shepard is pretty screwed up...in mass effect 1 i tried to romance ashley but when i got liara on ship i was trying to be paragon with her...i didn't actually knew being paragon means declaring your eternal love for her while you are trying with another girl ~_~...i hoped it would end a 3 way but nope :(

[Odiekun]

UGH. I'm so upset that she died in my playthrough!

[Scunosi]

Jack's alright as a character but from day one with her all I could think about was "damn girl, too much makeup."

Where does an inmate even access that stuff?

[danidrg900]

well my mass effect went like shit with the girls miranda doesn't talk to me couse i took jacks part and jack's "fucking me off" couse i'm with tali that's really not the way i wanted it to end :))

[OminousFlare]

Miranda's bad enough. Now Ashley would definitely have her mad-on. :P

[monkeyjoe70]

this Shepard isnt THAT ugly,you did a fine job not like some others LOL

[joeporn666]

so... space ships? aliens? and all that future stuff but no waterproof makeup? reallly?

[TheRucksackman]

@joeporn666 you don't get shit at omega, the illegal stuff only on ilium

[lupuslunari]

@joeporn666 I think the affect is much better that way. Really helps to emphasize her emotional torment meeting a temporary release.

[9EricR]

@joeporn666 wasnt makeup, fail

[dorguinas]

@joeporn666 well, at least the zipers still work.. Shepard can have a quickie before each ME last mission without taking his paints off. In the future they solved the problem of the zipers getting at ur balls.

[Linkforlife199]

@joeporn666 That might be Mordin's next assignment.

[ARavingLooony]

ill b honest i think th bald look suits jack some women the bald look suits em but most women it dosent

[Johny40Se7en]

I was happy to have this part in my game, Except for the shaved head she's a nice looking lady, disgraceful how much crap she's been through though.

And @Blackemperess I don't think Ashley Williams will be a problem, if Jack wanted to she could hold Ashley in the air and make her watch as she has sex with Shepard =P

Powerful biotic.

[Blackemperess]

@Johny40Se7en Or, she could, you know, just bash her against the wall with her biotics. Hey! I saw the shadow broker vids! She totally did it with the two guards during her escape! Regardless, I hope Jack doesn't get sidelined in ME3.

[banannafreak4eva]

she kept crying even when they were having sex i don't know about you but i would be pissed if that happened to me

[Johny40Se7en]

@banannafreak4eva It's a game but some people cry because they're happy or relieved not sad or hurt =/

[banannafreak4eva]

@Johny40Se7en yeah but even then!

[MrYodaSusej]

...I bet jack would be a freak in bed!

[56evilbat]

i keeep hearing she grown up a bit and shows a little bit more of her soft side. but if we know jack she will still be the same old grumpy tatooed lady that we all know and love. also she has a sarge type of hair cut now.

[warrior1222]

wonder if her personality will change in mass effect 3 after the romance

[LadyVedder]

As if Jack isn't messed up in the head already, he manages to get her to sleep with him!? Awh, Jack no! Chicaree you would be better off with Garrus >.> Just saying, haha.

[MacTelar007]

ive had the chance to date both types of girls who acted like jack or miranda and i can tell you from experance that ladies like miranda get boring very quickly ... people like jack nevr slow you down and keep you fresh all the time... ive ben in a relationship with a jack like girl and we have been together for 6 years ....

[miyandere]

Wow this is one of the most beautiful romance scenes in the game imo

[stiv244]

I am Commander Shepard and I like to have sex with my clothes on!!!

[Dragodemon000]

@stiv244

Make sure you thank the news networks going crazy over Mass Effect one for that.

In the words of Udina, "Political Shitstorm"

[snarfbot]

@stiv244 lol i am commander shepard and this is my favorite comment on youtube.

[BadPojo]

@stiv244 They don't have sex you stupid twat, they just kiss.

[Ghormac]

@stiv244 Want to know something? They dont even have sex. They just kiss each other..

[stiv244]

@Ghormac well its for the joke u know and i am not so sure about that cuz they are called sex scenes in mass effect forums so idk

[stiv244]

@stiv244 ik ik calm down its just they are called like that check the ME wiki and it just a joke it doesnt have to be related that much with the game

[lupuslunari]

@stiv244 Wonder if they're going to revamp them again like they did in the transition from me1 to me2. I think that they made the sex scenes in mass effect 2 purposely more risque than in mass effect 1 while still having them fully clothed as a joke on those parents who complained about it the first time around :d

[SarahLee1]

@stiv244 LOL!

[RepCom117]

@stiv244 It's because there's too much alien ass in the first one.

[Smithburg01]

@stiv244 Thats what the flap in the front is for >.>

[JaredTrox1]

why the fuck would you have sex with her shes is a sluty ugly bitch

[Stadsdrol]

Hmmm... Perhaps I could have sex with Jack...

If she actually had hair...

And wouldn't be tattoo'd all over her body.....

And wouldn't be a crazy bitch.....

And wouldnt be ugly....

And wouldn't be so male-like.....

And wouldn't be so...... nevermind, I just can't do it... Sorry, tried.... Even I can't fuck her

-- Quagmire

[linkrock123]

You're the one that walked away

*gun noise*

[zorrgon56]

Hmmm, Interesting, When I first saw Jack, My shepard instantly got it into his mind "Total Shemale", Now I see her more as a person that my shepard wants to hug and say it will be okay...

[CptNickk]

@zorrgon56 excactly!!! I had sex with her just this one ^ . its the first and the only time Jack reveals a softer ego

[Imbettterthenu]

The best romance in the series by far

[kunven]

where is the 69?

[ShishigamiLP]

@kunven wait, you mean the "69" from the anime Bleach? Shuuhei Hisagi? Or any other meaning? o_O

[kunven]

@ShishigamiLP 69 a sex position imagine the 6 is jack and the 9 is shepard you know what i am saying right

[ShishigamiLP]

@kunven of course i know .-. but, naaah, i dont like jack much. tali's much cuter ._. AND 69 is uncofortable

[kunven]

@ShishigamiLP yeah i jack is bald and behaces like a man

[EmpressRan]

It's really nice that at the end of the scene she just looks so happy and peaceful in his arms.

[aravioa]

jesus Jack didn't you learn to wear waterproof mascara like a real professional

[mclovinakapascal]

Colonist/Sole Survivor Shep and Jack. Perfect combination.

[PhantomLyric]

I'm conflicted. Originally I wanted Jack. She's irresistable. But she was too much of a bitch, even though I knew what was underneath... On the other hand, Tali and I had history and I didn't want her out of my life again... -- That's after Ashley turned out to be a bitch... I'll say this...It's worth going through the entire series again to experience the emotional rollercoaster with both.

[PhantomLyric]

Yeah, she needed to get laid...

[TheForeignGamer]

This scene hits close to home. I met a girl who was similar in attitude to Jack: really tough and bitchy exterior. She was one of the slowest people to trust in all my experience with people. I befriended her and found out she had a really hard life, and once I got to her sweet side, she turned out to be one of the greatest people I ever met. Jack is an example of don't judge a book by its cover. She lived through hell as a kid and never had a true friend until Shepard came alone. I admire her.

[mclovinakapascal]

@TheForeignGamer

It's really worth working through all of the bull and getting to know the person inside. In my opinion this is the most realistic projection of a personality and furthermore the romance, in any literature i've ever read/watched/played.

[katsupoi24]

ahs-skipper long time no see shepard-ashley its good to see you again jack walks in jack stares at ashley jack-whose the bitch ash-What EDI-commander shepard Garrus would like to speak to you in the main battery room shepard-okay gotta go ash-im second lieutenant ashley williams spectre and commander shepards xgirlfriend jack-oh yeah im jack,bad ass psychopath biotic and shepards girlfriend..what! shepard-garrus what is it garrus- ive finish my calibrations shepard-that cant happen

[DarkenedPsycho]

I'm hoping Jack is back in Mass Effect 3 and is more sane and has a new looks, maybe depending on if you have a romance with her.

[0xCIPHERx0]

@DarkenedPsycho According to the wiki she will be softer and more mature in mass effect 3

[DarthBane123]

jack was my first, i wanted to make her happy! Miranda's seems a bit cocky, and i failed tali's loyalty mission.

Tali was my next, >:)

[DarthBane123]

awwwwwwwww

[MrJohnMark21]

Its hard to keep all women on-board... 1 question.. can you have all women to love you in that ship?

[darkiddd]

@MrJohnMark21 yep. If you are nice to them they will all sent you hints, all except kasumi because she was a dlc and bioware was lazy.

[MrJohnMark21]

@darkiddd I mean like do this on the ship with all Characters...... I have lost loyalty from Jack.... How can i get them back?

[qubeh]

that and she already had a lover. makes sense she's not a choice.