The End Of Harry Potter

[cornyBandit]

Your hot, why are you here?

[commenter2498]

@cornyBandit *you're

[JUMPER1818k]

I have that Buzz Lightyear pillow case!

[zoehlou]

EVIL!

[BreChristie]

I decided, you're a bastard. But you're in my house. Goddamnit.

[evonkuh]

You cleaned up nicely, Zak.

[relgis15]

that shirt = hot

[Bedjimarrie]

hell yeah, slytherin!

[16SarahE]

There's not a wizard who went bad that wasn't in Slytherin...

[benjiappleton]

@16SarahE Peter Pettigrew was a Gryffindor...

[Fir5er]

BELIEVE IN MAGIC YOU MUGGLE



[MyPurseBilly]

You can be a bit cynical. I like it. *subscribes*

[Ndres1692]

Star wars from Jar Jar Beans perspective...that would be hilarious!. I hope Lucas is watching.

[pokemonmaster181818]

What kind of "casual fan" has a WAND!?

[thatzak]

@pokemonmaster181818 My brother is a hardcore fan.

[pokemonmaster181818]

@thatzak Ah, Colson. Makes sence.

[joyce72010]

well that was annoying ^.^ haha

[favouritefix]

Maybe not sadism but schadenfreude :P

[Hammabeads]

THBP is the only Harry potter film that I haven't seen and the night before going to see TDHP 2 rather than spending ages trying to find a site online that I could watch it on I asked my best friend what happened in it, And she told me the correct story line plus a part that she added because shes so hilarious. She told me that Draco confessed to Harry that he actually loved him and attempted to kiss him I believed her.. I thought what she called Drarry was real Im aware I am a gullible dick.

[Ayshafr]

Haha, I'm a Ravenclaw, but I love Slytherin. And I DID attend Hogwarts... it was just in my imagination, but IT HAPPENED.

[andersondb0]

shits weak

[Smurfy1211]

I've completely ruined the series for myself. I have yet to finish the series :(

[DecidedlyAbnormal]

haha I too ruined the 6th book..its the role the younger child must bear.

[51bballgirl]

You look like an older version of slushi48.

[AmeriTv]

GO SLYTHERIN!!!

[roughlysixfeettall]

Fucking slytherin.... I'd rather be a hufflepuff

[chocolatisnice1]

I don't know why, but you remind me of spiderman.

That's a good thing by the way, I love spiderman.

[NilsWendelboNyre]

This guy is hilarious

[IronMaven90]

I'm sad, I'm studying abroad for a year so this last one is the only one I haven't seen with my sister :'(.........still waiting for a Hogwarts letter.....

[1234ovk]

I'm a slytherine too! I absolutely HATE when people say we're evil! I mean, come on, 1/4 of the school is evil!?! Really?

[meowey55]

reality... you suck :3

[krenforth]

when they realize their childhood is over and they finally have to come to grips with reality...

coming from the man with the buzz lightyear pillow :')

[kittywhat19]

40 seconds in, I love!!

[JesselaPotter]

I wish I saw this sooner. I still luv Harry Potter... and I have Voldemort's wand and you have one too :D Yup, I think I'm dealing with the end just find, I'm a fan , but there are limits. I still love you Harry... and Rupert Grint is Awesome!!!

[mlynchrules1]

I'm a little bit too passionate about Harry Potter. I'm going to get into Pottermore in October and I'm already stressing out about what house i'm going to be sorted into. it had better be gryffindor...i have so much gryffindor clothes (including a robe) that if i get sorted wrong i will cry forever.

[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

I have that Shirt.

It's a good shirt, here's me wearing the shirt

/watch?v=IoQNmjptcVo&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[AverageTori]

The series ended a few months ago and my life STILL HAS NOT STARTED. D:

[CowLickCodeMonkey]

you sound like spiderman... i like it

[JesselaPotter]

@CowLickCodeMonkey I know, right? That's what I was thinking

[1998soccerchic]

Im a Slytherin Also!!#TeamSlytherinBitches :p

[paperxangelx95]

WOO HOO! I'm a slytherin too! Slyterins are AWESOME!!

[JazlynHenderson]

Every gryffindor's wet dream

Every ravenclaws science project

Every hufflepuffs worse nightmare

That's what we Slytherins are

Proud to be a Slytherin

[liontessa]

Preach. Slytherin pride. We're not evil. We just go all ends to achieve our dreams. Crushing Hufflepuff's dreams.

[BluDavid100]

you spoiled the secret window??? cmon thats like spoiling star wars, or even something more legendary. you are not even.

[mtyd05]

Evil or not it seems like Slytherines tend to be douchebags based on the books.

[rincewind4x2]

the wizzarding world is a bit like a microcosm for Germany leading up to the second world war and a good analogy for fascism, the slytherins are a bit like the Hitler youth; they were the privileged kids who benefited from the new regime so naturally the supported it because they didn't know any better, and if their parents and friends were benefiting too then they probably wouldn't have been told differently either.

[morganlizzie23]

My letter didn't come because they sent Errol! Blody bird's a menace!

[Eternal1Truth]

I loved this.

[TheMegayoshi999]

1:16 Your childhood may be ending then why do you have a buzzlightyear pillow.......not hating just curious

[bleaze25]

Awesome Buzz Lightyear pillow man :) Keep up the good vids.

[journalcrazy07]

If you do lack passion than you must be a psychopath. I'm just saying

[rincewind4x2]

@journalcrazy07 if you lack COMpassion your a psychopath, if you lack passion your just unmotivated

[crapmyspoonistoobig]

I cried at the end of Harry Potter and I'm not even that big of a fan :L and I'm a slitherine to!

[WooHoo507]

That was terrible, but I smiled the whole time.

[JungKathi]

you're funny :D

[cokezero94]

My sister really thought that Hagrid would come for her on her eleventh birthday.

[theycallmelisx3]

im a slytherin too! at least thats what pottermore told me :P

[naarbeckie]

@gimgurl437 False. Peter Pettigrew was a Gryffindor.

[PwngeTrooper]

"Childhood is over." Sees Buzz Lightyear pillow. -____-

[Vamp61616]

I'm a Hufflepuff and I hate when people say we're all stupid or weak. So yeah, I feel your pain.

[shadycady18]

Can I buy that pillow?

[zombieeatingpancakes]

@TheRealSonicYouth Lol it's avada kedavra xD

[hungryhippololz]

i think i probably watched this video 15 times checking to see if you made a new video. it's not a bad thing though, you're hilarious here !

[theprettyawesome123]

if you weren't so attractive, I'd be really offended that you just called me a muggle.

[drtran227]

You remind me of Captain Sparklez :3

[OutkastsAndGleeks52]

You have a back to the future poster, now you're automatically cool. :)

[TheRealSonicYouth]

Magic is to real! I will wait for my letter to Hogwarts forever! Hmph. I'll show you! Avada Kadabra! lol jk

[ImLaura321]

I'm a slytherin as well ;)

Also, as a huge Star Wars fan, I'd probably commit suicide if they made three prequels with Jar Jar Binks perspective. His character is George Lucas' biggest mistake.

[TheRamenChannel]

I HATE YOU U RUINED MY LIFE I DIDNT KNOW YOU GET TO HOGWARTS AT 11!

Im jk

[egchcge]

You don't have a passion for anything? Not even a cute little puppy or kitten? Not even if it was warm and cuddly and soft?

[TheEuphorico]

I'm a ravenclaw and Harry Potter is the only idea/thing that I really have a passion for. I definitely respect that you respect us fans.

[atomicjulia]

make a video bro

[MaddieMusic42]

i am an overly passionate person. When i like something i LOVE it :)

[simplicity2012]

Make new video dude!!!

[iloveyou58121]

make a new videoooo! : ) PLEASE

[ShineyShadowKnight]

0:11-0:14 best line ever!

[ilikeballoons315]

make another videeooooooo. i miss you and your sarcasm:(

[TheJRobinhood]

Interestingly enough, from obvservation most people say they're slytherin. 2nd is usually Ravenclaw. i myself am Gryffindor, but I respect my SlytherWIN brothers :D

[littlerickery]

Slytharin, yo!

[zombieeatingpancakes]

@ADTRsavesme you are beyond awesome, my friend, way beyond it

[TrevorsIRLvlogs]

FELLOW SLYTHERIN

i agree with you 200%

[BronyOhYehh]

this cynicism has restored my hope in humanity. woop.

[blast1blind]

why you no make video ? :( me be waiting weeks

[beechoakmaple]

NerdzRL (Cassandra Croft) for king of the web!

[MaddeSkillpadde]

my life is over, wish i could just die

[BenGriffithsReviews]

Horace SLughorn was a Slytherin and he fought with us in the battle of Hogwarts.

[funmonkey68]

Being cynical is sort of what slytherine's do best.... so all your doing is supporting yo' brotha's !

[canelavmz]

...Also you are really funny

[canelavmz]

you are ADORABLE my friend

[PoppieMae]

I'm trying to figure out why I didn't talk to you more at vidcon. you are hi-larious.

[thatzak]

@PoppieMae Next year. :)

[pinkydaggar]

Just wondering, whats the song at the middle of the end? For some odd reason it sounds familiar. :D anybody wanna help?

[ServantOfTheDarkLord]

DIE HARD SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[Funkyburg3r]

like if u noticed the buzz lightyear pillow

[sparkelgirl11]

awuh you look so cute in this vid..hahaha sorry ha to point it out

[Pdftprngs]

Says the guy with a Buzz Lightyear pillow case...

[ZCthebeast451]

@pendragon4526 and not be able to spell "series" right

[luvOTH23]

so how many slytherins stayed to fight in the final battle? *cough*ZERO*cough*

[sarahjuke]

@luvOTH23 actually in an interview, JK Rowling revealed that some slytherins did stay to help slughorn fight in the battle...

[horrorvictim]

Magic IS real!!! I just have to play with my wand and white stuff come out...

[ADTRsavesme]

i'm a slytherin :D i also hate when people think all slytherins are evil, i was crying through out the whole movie (mostly when fred died and when you saw tonks and lupin dead holding hands) and i also want them to make another movie continuing the epilogue. :D i know i'm pretty awesome

[simplysomewhat]

@ADTRsavesme you do realize....he was being sarcastic about the epilogue being another movie.

[Merugibu93]

Thumbs up for the Buzz Lightyear pillowcase in the Background XD

[Salvanas42]

I thought you were serious about the epilogue thing. I was about to leave.

[rach64xoxo]

By the way, magic isn't real.

:'( What?!

And I'm sure my owl is just lost...

[DAGANGSTABAGEL]

the serouis fucking sucked and the books were way to fucking long

[JudyLa504]

Well wizards must be really good at keeping their secret because you apparently don't know anything about magic. :)

[juliaistrulyawesome]

I'm pretty sure I've liked every video of yours since I subscribed. Lol

[acciojohnsmith]

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR PILLOW!

[tntimtation]

you're hilarious

[Builderanddestroyer]

Pansy Parkinson's was probably killed by her fellow slytherin's in the dungeon Lol. Also Im either a Gryffindore or Ravensclaw. Probably a Gryffyndore. Dont talk about my spelling for Grifyndore because im typing fast.

[ktphoenix1809]

Your hair is so flippy. :)

[itsmeTIBOR]

it almost looked like the audio was out of sync :P

[Beckophilia]

I'm also Slytherin and I also hate it when people assume all Slytherins are evil >.<

[phoenixsong8]

ive never really been able to classify myself in one. im probably a hufflepuff (the magic dragon). im just a bunch of mixed up qualities.

[ohheymitziplz]

All the poor, innocent Slytherins that were blanket-punished for Pansy Parkinson's douchbaggery. :(

[seanocity1]

Count me in to Slytherin. Haha, that sounded like a spell cast.

[TheLookbeforeyouleap]

I'm a Slytherin as well! 

[frenchfriesforyou]

Ouch.

[RandomSpies]

I'm a Ravenclaw! Ravenclaw is the best!!!!!!!

[MooseHeadsAnonymous]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Dustin Hoffman?

[kitchenflails]

RAVENCLAWS RULE YEAH BOOKS AND STUFF.

[kitchenflails]

You seriously are a Slytherin, you're the definition of a normal, cynical-but-not-evil Slytherin.

[nabroleonbronaparte]

"and i also can't wait to see all those crying harry potter fans when they realize their childhood is over"

i was part of those crying harry potter fans

[azusokakitten]

Oh my god, I love you so much more now. Finally someone who understands that not all Slytherins are evil. You are awesome.

[zarahbear02]

Ravenclaw! :)

[XeniaTheMusical]

Finally someone who understands me.

[morganlizzie23]

@ericasthename what the hell is a Hufflepuff??

[1377master]

@morganlizzie23 DO NOT DISS HUFFLEPUFF

[ivraalia]

@sugarsweetie0123 Because Zak is a pro.

[supersharayah]

gosh Zak, you're so philosophical. ha.

[divicool72]

I like your outro music...whats the name of the song?

[aineb100]

If magic isn't real then why do you have a wand?

[ToCoolTess]

893 likes and 303 views. Youtube is great at Math XD

[MegaPsychotronic]

Hey Zach, can I enter your chamber of secrets? ;)

[cocosam96]

I hyperventilated at the end. Because it was soooo good.

Oh, and I'm a Ravenclaw!

[TheCoryKid]

Actually, most of the Germans during World War II were Nazis. It was very hard to survive if you weren't. For the most part, the only people who weren't members of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei were the people being shipped to concentration camps.

That didn't make them evil, it just made them survivalists. Not every Nazi agreed with what Hitler was doing and most Nazis didn't work in concentration camps. Contrary to what a lot of people seem to believe.

[3lyyyy]

oooooh I love you. I could just stare at you for the rest of the day even if you were talking about pickles.

[suuuuuuze]

so if i understand why those are both bad ideas, are we friends?

[xFajitaxVisionx]

Love the Jar Jar Binks idea.

[vishushollishus]

If this video was you hating on HP i was going to unsub. But this video is actually a positive one. Finally.

[watchawantonurhotdog]

The deathly hallows was epic

[MaddieJane]

that shirt looks good on you

[Batmary21]

Yeah! Non-evil Slytherins!! People just don't understand what it really takes to be a Slytherin

[imyournewobsession]

A FELLOW SLYTHERIN <3 I love you

hahahhaha

[ItsAshleyyxD]

Yeah the Slytherin thing right in the movie when they all were sent to the dungeon i was thinking why are ALL of them evil? I only teared up because of Fred, Tonks, and Remus, and during Snape's memories...

[ElswortNEA]

What was the music you used for the end screen? I like it.

[Cassthespazz]

I put off watching this video until today because I thought you'd be even more sarcastic than usual and I wouldn't be able to handle the mocking of HP right after seeing the movie and bawling my eyes out. However, this wasn't like that at all lol. I think you're slacking. Just kidding. But anyway, you are such a Slytherin.

[BroskiTondee]

Im hufflepuff.... damn im useless... i try to picture myself as sedric becuz hes the best huffler but he dies... so oh well....PEACE

[hevbev123]

Magic will always be real! :3

[urbanburglary]

When people say they're Sltherin or Gryffindor, what does that mean exactly? Do they just choose which house they like best?

Or do you have to analyze your personality and comapre it to the stereotypical member of that house team?

[dghahahacrazyme]

Slytherin's aren't evil. They are ambitious >:)

[SeetherGlow123]

lol I'm a Gryffindor and Slytherin fan! Yesterday, when I went to see the movie, I wore a Gryffindor shirt and a Slytherin necklace with a pass! 8D

[iliveonplanetspace]

Such a slytherin. #housepride

[MarshmallowRawrness]

childhood is over ... get rid of your buzz lightyear pillowcase?

[kateaisling]

I lack passion for pretty much everything except Harry Potter. And what you said about slytherin? so true, just that. IM in hufflepufff personally but only because i have no obvious qualities.

[bansribb]

"your childhood might be over, but your life is just beginning"

STOLEN

[ILoveRainbows0]

Ah Zak. You make me smile.

[Cyrusislikeawsome]

if anybody has seen the gr8 red dragon voldemort and the dude with the tatoo on his back are the same guy! i know... scary!

[feedtheflameforfacts]

I'm a Ravenclaw, I like to read books, when I cast spells, they're off the freaking hook.

The House Song by Ministry of Magic. Look it up.

[XxJinxxedxX]

@feedtheflameforfacts I'm a Slytherin a big fan of Snape. If its a MoM album we have to say Snape.

I was super happy when I saw your comment I love that song and anything by the Ministry of Magic but my fave is Don't leave. I have recently become a little obsessed with wroick but mostly MoM. XD.

[feedtheflameforfacts]

@XxJinxxedxX Hahaha YES! A fellow Luke Conard fan!

I've listened to a few of their songs, but I WANT ALL THIER ALBUMS. <3

[XxJinxxedxX]

@feedtheflameforfacts yay I'm not the only geek XD I want all of their albums too, but my Dad said he'd ground me if I spent even a nickle on them, so I'm going to get someone else to buy them for me. XD

[XxJinxxedxX]

@feedtheflameforfacts I know I want all of their albums too but my dad said that if I spent even a nickle on them he'd ground me... so I'm going to get someone else to buy them for me XD.

[SwedishTourist]

Wow since the last time I saw you here on Youtube, you've actually become so much better at making entertaining videos. :) It all seems so much more smooth and natural when you speak now. Or smthg. Not at all awkward! Nice :)

[LeilaNichole90]

Congratz on winning King Of The Web!!!

[LeilaNichole90]

I'm A Slytherin!!!!

[Xxnicoroxxx]

YOU'RE HORRIBLE! lolz jk i love you too much Zak. -3