i just noticed that even though he is posh, at 3:25 he has his trousers bellow his boxers like a chav!!! :D :D :D :D xx im sad for noticing that xx <3
OMG! Quarter to 4 in the morning and I'm LOL-ing to high heaven...think I woke the baby in the room next door!!! Love Jack Whitehall...to those who think he's a "posh twat", I prefer the term "loveably pompous".
We used to have Tricolore and I never knew why they didn't set it in Paris. Now I do. Thanks Jack! (PS we have new 'modern' textbooks now and you'll never guess where all the hypothetical asking-for-directions questions are set...)
We were looking in a different textbook in French and got some hypothetical situations, when I saw one from someone living in 'La Rochelle' - I remembered this and nearly got sent out of the room for PMSL in the middle of French :D
Has anyone seen his Live at The Apollo gig? It was on telly recently and, unlike usual/what you find on YouTube, it had an extra part about his Mum playing 'Child Top Trumps' - has anyone else seen it (it involves shpe size and Robert Pattinson's Mum) and knows where I can find it on Youtube? Most I can find is the usual stuff, but not this :S
French... oh my god, I get you totally... I LIVE IN ENGLAND! IF I GO TO FRANCE AND I WANT TO FIND A SWIMMING POOL, I WILL GO FRICKIN FIND IT!!! :\ IF FRENCH PEOPLE COME TO THE UK SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!
i just discovered that jack whitehall lives in my town.... WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM ON THE HIGH STREET!!!! GRRR!!!!! thank you for theses amaaazing vids, arseraptor :D
I played recorder in primery school lmao, we got text book called metro and we were allowed to ask directions in french for Paris :D . . Jack u legend :D Takin the piss of everything that anyone could relate to :D Legend!
I Woooo-ed when he mentioned Grimsby, then I had to pause for a moment and face palm as I realised I just wooo-ed one of the worst town in England for it's chavs.... Thank god I only live on the outskirts in a neighboring village.
I was in French the other day and we had to use the old tricolour books and I saw that phrase and burst out laughing while my teacher was talking and she stopped and just stared at me. Lol :D
@Kida809 yeah we used tricolour too but the only phrase I can remember is: je suis alle au cinema aves mes amis :D said it in EVERY essay. Glad to say I don't so anymore french (and it's probs all spelt wrong... :L
...in usually circumstances i'd probably be irriatated with u but i'm the same about spelling and grammer and most of the time have to correct it. unfortunately i don't know how to spell french.... :P
Not actually a big fan of Jack Whitehall, some of his work is a little funny or might be funny if someone else performed it but not by him, meh, he's kay.
I live in France jack did the accent perfectly. I showed it to my french friends and they almost died of laughter!
frenchycross12 6 days ago
He alternates between deep scary voice to a high posh one and then back down to a weak sounding one.
doodl3bugg13 1 week ago 3
Pahahahahaha "Ayyyyye, you and your little friend can turn around. And you can PISS OFF!!!" :''')
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i just noticed that even though he is posh, at 3:25 he has his trousers bellow his boxers like a chav!!! :D :D :D :D xx im sad for noticing that xx <3
confuzledgurlxxxxxx 2 weeks ago
still got my tricolore 4
ilacknothing 3 weeks ago
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this it compleatly true i've passed tricalor book one and two
xoxlottieluxox 3 weeks ago
HAHA! I love this clip!
ViperPrincess92 3 weeks ago
He's funny cos he always talks about his life as a kid
He's fit too
Lovable12991 3 weeks ago
ha! i've lived in the south of france for 7 years now and trust me la rochelle is very well known compared to round here..
Thatkidwithguns 1 month ago
so so true, we use tricolour
<3 Jack whitehall, he's hot :)
vampirepriestess111 1 month ago
Oi Dickhead, I live in Crewe!
1532JJ 1 month ago 3
we still use tricolour
Ilike229 1 month ago 3
Is this the episode where there were a bunch of people from Emmerdale in the audience?
Jack does both sides of the conversation so well haha!
PerfectChloe 1 month ago
@PerfectChloe I've found it out, it is! :)
PerfectChloe 1 month ago
We use Metro books by rosi mcnab :L
daniyalisawesome 1 month ago
'aye! you and your little friend can turn around, and you can piss off!'
legend.
everyone in my french textbook was called jean-paul
mariatie1 1 month ago 5
@mariatie1 absolutely hillarous
emayson 3 weeks ago
HOT.
JenTeenGirl 1 month ago 2
Asking for directions to MY MOTHERS BIBLIOTHEQUE!
garciarivero1 1 month ago 4
i love him and his recorder
& his accent!!!
isabbygabbyorcrabby 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
i love the way he holds the mike.
hitliar009 2 months ago
JACKSSELL HOWHALL oh yeaah thats russel howard mashed up with jack whithall :D
spongebob8910 2 months ago 4
god i can't stop watching this. lmfao
sarahanne8796 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I'm currently living near La Rochelle. Considering going and asking for directions to their swimming pool...
HarpoonsforOwls 2 months ago 6
he's not lying, we still use tricolore
TheStandUpInTheHat 2 months ago 10
it is the only place in france that does not have a swimming pooooollll hahahah
ash97ify 2 months ago 6
Convenient Scotsman in Crewe, I love it.
TheDeathtacle 2 months ago
ma mothers biblotheque <---- cracks me up :')
bebbles2468 2 months ago 2
He sounds exactly like Michael McIntyre at 1:44
phil1cfc 2 months ago 7
OMG! Quarter to 4 in the morning and I'm LOL-ing to high heaven...think I woke the baby in the room next door!!! Love Jack Whitehall...to those who think he's a "posh twat", I prefer the term "loveably pompous".
silentwitnessluva15 2 months ago
this guy is a cunt
airforce2high 2 months ago
Lol
mizzbratt9905 3 months ago
random comment! they played QOTSA when he want on !
Jetsbff 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you have "Tri colore"
mrjamestheawsome 3 months ago 3
We used to have Tricolore and I never knew why they didn't set it in Paris. Now I do. Thanks Jack! (PS we have new 'modern' textbooks now and you'll never guess where all the hypothetical asking-for-directions questions are set...)
molloose 3 months ago 3
We have new French books and they still do that xD
TwasTheNargles 3 months ago
we still have TRICOLORE!
oatesy99 3 months ago
should have sent the french kids to Jaywick
mynameisunimportaful 3 months ago
but... there is a pool in crewe :P
getefix3 3 months ago
I fucking hated Tricolour in high school... Didn't do too badly in French though, despite all odds being against me...
einsteinwithagun 3 months ago
It's the only town that does not even have a swimming pool...... (in falsetto) the guy's a genius!
hoof118liverpool 3 months ago 2
we have this stupid book at my school so i showed it to my class and my teacher at the end of the year :D hilarious
tapdancinglemur 3 months ago
Hahaa i live in crewe and i totally agree -_-
ConnieMcguiness 3 months ago
TRICOLORE!!!! oh my god, I remember that ridiculous book...
xoxo
PowerpopPrince 3 months ago 5
why arseraptor?
centigradz 3 months ago 17
@centigradz Because people remember it, and talk about it.
ArseRaptor 3 months ago 74
@ArseRaptor brilliant.
AaronHudsonCook 1 week ago
@centigradz Its Genius name... :P
andersk92 2 months ago
I live in Crewe... Bill Bryson described it as 'the armpit of Cheshire' and I have to agree...
Setting a textbook there would be excellent revenge xD
LauraaaTastic 3 months ago
Love this, his french accent is hilarious
JessicaDoyle09 4 months ago
Où est la piscine dans la Rochelle? :D
JulieLovesTheBeatles 4 months ago
We were looking in a different textbook in French and got some hypothetical situations, when I saw one from someone living in 'La Rochelle' - I remembered this and nearly got sent out of the room for PMSL in the middle of French :D
MollyWasHere97 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ArseRaptor 3
He doesn't need to knock me out to get me into his bed<3...
MissDannii1998 4 months ago 45
@MissDannii1998 your 13,,,,,
Cromieee 2 weeks ago
that book is still used now lol!
alexanderhersov 4 months ago
@chibinekogirl101 He says...'do you know how to get the swimming pool is in La Rochelle?'
cheekychapie 4 months ago
amazing! i love jack whitehall!
laughoutloudbbz 4 months ago
best "piss off!" ever!
sean151291 4 months ago
Omg they still use Tricolor books in school. (Idk how you spel it.)
VivaLaAlice 4 months ago 2
his mothers biblioteque? that means library. lol
brickerproductions 4 months ago
he has nice undies
haylzRAWR 5 months ago
What dose the french thing jack knows mean? i am dyinhg to know
chibinekogirl101 5 months ago
@chibinekogirl101 I think it's along the lines of.. Where is the swimming pool in La Rochelle?
MollieTheMonsterRAWR 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ArseRaptor
Has anyone seen his Live at The Apollo gig? It was on telly recently and, unlike usual/what you find on YouTube, it had an extra part about his Mum playing 'Child Top Trumps' - has anyone else seen it (it involves shpe size and Robert Pattinson's Mum) and knows where I can find it on Youtube? Most I can find is the usual stuff, but not this :S
MollyWasHere97 5 months ago
@MollyWasHere97 ive heard that too and ive been trying to look for it... but no, it has to be hidden in a vid under a different frikin name........
010twiggy010 5 months ago
This English lesson is shit!!!!
jimjam7834 5 months ago
I'm from Germany and my first English textbook was set in CHESTER xD
oOLAoLAOo 5 months ago
We use Tricoleur. LOL.
Anyway, it wouldn't be hard to get me into his bed ;)
SpanishPetal 5 months ago
lmao queens of the stone age as enter song? and whats with all the arseraptor fan girls ?
cheesydarkside 6 months ago
French... oh my god, I get you totally... I LIVE IN ENGLAND! IF I GO TO FRANCE AND I WANT TO FIND A SWIMMING POOL, I WILL GO FRICKIN FIND IT!!! :\ IF FRENCH PEOPLE COME TO THE UK SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!
pippa21336 6 months ago 2
Tri colour is the french flag also,but you probably know that anyway lol :-) Love him!!
lynnewnham 6 months ago
"And anyone present with a stereotypicall french name- that includes you Jean-Paul" this is classic humour XD
FalcoAmadeus100 6 months ago 8
fucking love the way he says swiming pool in a french accent
adnil24 6 months ago 6
:O La Rochelle? But it does not even have a swimming pool!!!!
ACEFREHLEY1996 6 months ago
swimming poooooooooooooool!
EmmaBott 6 months ago 7
When we did French we learned that piscine was swimming pool... and you said it like 'piss in',
Imagine that in a room full of immature teenagers and one poor helpless teacher, now times it by 100 and you have half of our class... Be afraid.
mkobismee 7 months ago 11
i just discovered that jack whitehall lives in my town.... WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM ON THE HIGH STREET!!!! GRRR!!!!! thank you for theses amaaazing vids, arseraptor :D
BelladonnaRLGK 7 months ago
ARSERAPTOR!
trippycat123 7 months ago
My school used Tricolore and the holiday before we did directions I went to La Rochelle on holiday. So ironic.
xoxoNateJennyxoxo 7 months ago
i live in crewe and people honestly are like that here.... help me....
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Jenz16x 7 months ago
I played recorder in primery school lmao, we got text book called metro and we were allowed to ask directions in french for Paris :D . . Jack u legend :D Takin the piss of everything that anyone could relate to :D Legend!
Jenz16x 7 months ago 3
@ArseRaptor i cannot even picture what you look like?! perhaps a long white robe with a long, white flowing beard? ;)
MrBlee8 7 months ago 55
@MrBlee8 Cheers man, Gandalf's like, my idol :)
ArseRaptor 7 months ago 78
@MrBlee8 i picture him as a velociraptor with an arse for a head........
parkourpiercy 3 months ago
I Woooo-ed when he mentioned Grimsby, then I had to pause for a moment and face palm as I realised I just wooo-ed one of the worst town in England for it's chavs.... Thank god I only live on the outskirts in a neighboring village.
Lizwig1 7 months ago in playlist Stand Up
He does a great french accent
filks123 7 months ago
2 people are from Crewe
YouGotSmurfed 7 months ago 3
I'm from Australia and just discovered Jack and he is GENIUS!! Sooo funny!!!
mrsdradc 7 months ago 2
''i can play recorder to grade level 7'' :) lol
AlanJC1995 7 months ago 2
Hmm, my friend's mum lives in La Rochelle... they have a swimming pool.
GodWorse 7 months ago 2
that was four minutes of comedy gold!
Homeandawaylover1234 7 months ago
I can think of better things to do with that recorder.....
BrisSexIsOnFire 7 months ago 3
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PrincessFran96 8 months ago
my god tricolore, what 'fond' memories of year 9
marcusantonio91 8 months ago 7
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"you and your little friend can PISS OFF!!"
vanPersieFeyenoord 8 months ago
lol we still use tricolore in school
radioactivecakeX 8 months ago 5
Wait, was this all the time Jack Whitehall had? Four minutes? :P
Shyyrn 8 months ago 3
one person tried to knock out a girl with their recorder...and failed.
derrklavier 8 months ago
Wooop Grimsby mentioned lol, were awesome.
VINNY12385 8 months ago
woooooooooooo crewe !!!
xXljecafcXx 8 months ago
My school must be the only one that doesn't use Tricoloure. We use Equipe Nouvelle, but it's just as stupid as Tricoloure sounds.
He is always hilarious, always, and I've seen this a gazillion times. Oh, Jack, why are you so amazing?
icedpandacookies 8 months ago
He's a GENIUS!!!! LOVE HIM!
plutonium78 8 months ago
My school used those books and the people in it looked retarded and they were alway graffitied.
ThatOrangeDinosaurXx 8 months ago
@ThatOrangeDinosaurXx i know right
cheesydarkside 6 months ago
I am in love with him ...
JessPalace 8 months ago
@JessPalace He's totally mine, I claim him forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OmNomNommingOnSouls 8 months ago
the funniest thing is he's right, we still use tricoloure at my school :')
izzybug77 8 months ago 2
LOL 'Well may i ask Christophe Pierre and everyone here with a very stereotypical french name, than includes you Jon-Paul' :')
Kizamonkey 8 months ago 6
i live near grimsby :)
KatrinaWhite2012 8 months ago
LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Tashy034 8 months ago
"it is the only place in france that does not even have a swimming pooool" LOL
aneekas17 9 months ago 6
the one dislike came from a person that asked directions to la rochelle :p
chrismoney711 9 months ago
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aneekas17 9 months ago
Oh my god. In love with Jack Whitehall
openandcloseable 9 months ago
OMG i used to use tricolor in 1st year and everything IS set in la rochelle! lol! genius!
xRachyx14x 9 months ago 2
ArseRaptor you sexy bitch ;)
BeccaHeartsRainbows 9 months ago 74
@BeccaHeartsRainbows Haha, thanks babez :P
ArseRaptor 9 months ago 22
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Omegabunnydeathstar 7 months ago
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FrapEm 9 months ago
I'd let him ask me where the pool is in french anytime XD
NicoleAnnHosking 9 months ago 3
Hes copying Micheal Mcintyre!!
4783507 10 months ago
@4783507 Oh wow, he really is!
FrapEm 9 months ago
one word sexiness
weirdperson2468 10 months ago
I went to La Rochelle, and I stayed in a hotel with a massive pool :')
LilBec1997 10 months ago 4
His french accent gradually got more and more Jamaican hahaha!
JACK YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOCK ME OUT WITH YOUR RECORDER TO GET ME IN BED WITH YAH;D
LoverElephant97 10 months ago 5
i want him. NOW.
x3FREAKDOLL 10 months ago 4
Haha, love him :) And it's funny that his French accent sounds a bit south african
xhandiix 10 months ago 2
being a languages student makes this all the more hilarious
123Hellie321 10 months ago
I actually LOVE Jack Whitehall.
greeenpear 10 months ago 6
@greeenpear me too hes amazing :D
TicTacs1021 10 months ago
hehe, i went to La Rochelle on french exchange,
theyre all rich bitches with swimming pools in their back gardens!
xSteffx00 10 months ago
haha i also used tricolour and i live in australia... i quit french in yr 8 after less than a year
gastricjuiceify 11 months ago
@Kida809 that is exactly what happened to
Me except I couldn't stop laughing and got sent out of my class :D
Foxybean101 11 months ago
I LOVE HIM.
ABeautifulLieBecca 11 months ago 3
He wouldn't need to hit me over the head with a recorder, to get me into bed xD
jenniferbarker1993 11 months ago 274
@jenniferbarker1993 lol
Omegabunnydeathstar 7 months ago
@jenniferbarker1993 definitely not... XD
MissSizzle1 5 months ago
Just that little segment where he's talking about the french meeting was enough to make me cry of laughter :')
darkhalo23 11 months ago 5
Absolutely LOVE this guy!! He's sooo funny!
MidnightPhoenix1997 11 months ago
oh my god hahahaa tricolor
MissEmmaCharlotte1 1 year ago
Lmao
I was in French the other day and we had to use the old tricolour books and I saw that phrase and burst out laughing while my teacher was talking and she stopped and just stared at me. Lol :D
Kida809 1 year ago 6
@Kida809 yeah we used tricolour too but the only phrase I can remember is: je suis alle au cinema aves mes amis :D said it in EVERY essay. Glad to say I don't so anymore french (and it's probs all spelt wrong... :L
mayame15 1 year ago
@mayame15 no you spelt it right ive still got a few more months of french left before i drop it :D
Kida809 1 year ago
Hah! My school used those textbooks too! Jokes
roflhyro 1 year ago
never learnt french but they do the same thing with the german and spanish textbooks we used :L x
xXvampiremadXx 1 year ago
OMG i use tricolore French books !!!! lol thanx arse raptor ;)
pippaluvsu 1 year ago
I found this HILARIOUS! :D Me and my sisters were literally rofling! Oh! And we have Tricoloure textbooks to :) "OU ET LA PISCINE DAN LA ROCHELLE?!"
KaoruHitachiinBunny 1 year ago 2
@KaoruHitachiinBunny It's actually "Ou est la piscine dans la Rochelle?" >_> Just saying.
cybink 1 year ago
@cybink
...in usually circumstances i'd probably be irriatated with u but i'm the same about spelling and grammer and most of the time have to correct it. unfortunately i don't know how to spell french.... :P
KaoruHitachiinBunny 1 year ago
@KaoruHitachiinBunny Oh it's ok, I was just saying that :P
cybink 1 year ago
Love Jack - and love u ArseRaptor xx
xapocadelicx 1 year ago 17
@xapocadelicx Love you more, apocadelic
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 4
All hail ArseRaptor (WHAT A FANTASTIC NAME!) :) Thanks for uploading!
ADEMruinedmylife909 1 year ago 142
@ADEMruinedmylife909 No probs, just doing what I do best.
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 11
@ArseRaptor Rapting arses or posting video's?
emochick4eva123 1 year ago
@emochick4eva123 Uploading videos of course! You and your dirty mind... :)
ArseRaptor 1 year ago
@ArseRaptor I prefer the term sexually adiquite mentally.
*However the fuck you spell that*
emochick4eva123 1 year ago
@emochick4eva123 Fair do's, I'll settle for that :D
ArseRaptor 1 year ago
"AYE! You and yer little friend can turn around and ye can PISS OFF!"
Je suis in love <3
xHaniffax 1 year ago 6
He's alright I suppose.
BlueSharkBoy434 1 year ago
Haha, I think he's pretty good :) thanks for uploading this!
Moniquinha87 1 year ago
Not actually a big fan of Jack Whitehall, some of his work is a little funny or might be funny if someone else performed it but not by him, meh, he's kay.
Omnibomulator 1 year ago
LOL Recorder (;
C4thie 1 year ago
thanks for the upload! Jack's awesome!
LambOfMark 1 year ago