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  • I live in France jack did the accent perfectly. I showed it to my french friends and they almost died of laughter!

  • He alternates between deep scary voice to a high posh one and then back down to a weak sounding one.

  • Pahahahahaha "Ayyyyye, you and your little friend can turn around. And you can PISS OFF!!!" :''')

  • still got my tricolore 4

  • HAHA! I love this clip!

  • He's funny cos he always talks about his life as a kid

    He's fit too

  • ha! i've lived in the south of france for 7 years now and trust me la rochelle is very well known compared to round here..

  • so so true, we use tricolour

    <3 Jack whitehall, he's hot :)

  • Oi Dickhead, I live in Crewe!

  • we still use tricolour

  • Is this the episode where there were a bunch of people from Emmerdale in the audience?

    Jack does both sides of the conversation so well haha!

  • @PerfectChloe I've found it out, it is! :)

  • We use Metro books by rosi mcnab :L

  • 'aye! you and your little friend can turn around, and you can piss off!'

    legend.

    everyone in my french textbook was called jean-paul

  • @mariatie1 absolutely hillarous

  • HOT. 

  • Asking for directions to MY MOTHERS BIBLIOTHEQUE!

  • i love him and his recorder

    & his accent!!!

  • i love the way he holds the mike.

  • JACKSSELL HOWHALL oh yeaah thats russel howard mashed up with jack whithall :D

  • god i can't stop watching this. lmfao

  • I'm currently living near La Rochelle. Considering going and asking for directions to their swimming pool...

  • he's not lying, we still use tricolore

  • it is the only place in france that does not have a swimming pooooollll hahahah

  • Convenient Scotsman in Crewe, I love it.

  • ma mothers biblotheque <---- cracks me up :')

  • He sounds exactly like Michael McIntyre at 1:44

  • OMG! Quarter to 4 in the morning and I'm LOL-ing to high heaven...think I woke the baby in the room next door!!! Love Jack Whitehall...to those who think he's a "posh twat", I prefer the term "loveably pompous".

  • this guy is a cunt

  • Lol

  • random comment! they played QOTSA when he want on !

  • Thumbs up if you have "Tri colore"

  • We used to have Tricolore and I never knew why they didn't set it in Paris. Now I do. Thanks Jack! (PS we have new 'modern' textbooks now and you'll never guess where all the hypothetical asking-for-directions questions are set...)

  • We have new French books and they still do that xD

  • we still have TRICOLORE!

  • should have sent the french kids to Jaywick

  • but... there is a pool in crewe :P

  • I fucking hated Tricolour in high school... Didn't do too badly in French though, despite all odds being against me...

  • It's the only town that does not even have a swimming pool...... (in falsetto) the guy's a genius!

  • we have this stupid book at my school so i showed it to my class and my teacher at the end of the year :D hilarious

  • Hahaa i live in crewe and i totally agree -_-

  • TRICOLORE!!!! oh my god, I remember that ridiculous book...

    xoxo

  • why arseraptor?

  • @centigradz Because people remember it, and talk about it.

  • @ArseRaptor brilliant.

  • @centigradz Its Genius name... :P

  • I live in Crewe... Bill Bryson described it as 'the armpit of Cheshire' and I have to agree...

    Setting a textbook there would be excellent revenge xD

  • Love this, his french accent is hilarious

  • Où est la piscine dans la Rochelle? :D

  • We were looking in a different textbook in French and got some hypothetical situations, when I saw one from someone living in 'La Rochelle' - I remembered this and nearly got sent out of the room for PMSL in the middle of French :D

  • He doesn't need to knock me out to get me into his bed<3...

  • @MissDannii1998 your 13,,,,,

  • that book is still used now lol!

  • @chibinekogirl101 He says...'do you know how to get the swimming pool is in La Rochelle?'

  • amazing! i love jack whitehall!

  • best "piss off!" ever!

  • Omg they still use Tricolor books in school. (Idk how you spel it.)

  • his mothers biblioteque? that means library. lol

  • he has nice undies

  • What dose the french thing jack knows mean? i am dyinhg to know

  • @chibinekogirl101 I think it's along the lines of.. Where is the swimming pool in La Rochelle?

  • Has anyone seen his Live at The Apollo gig? It was on telly recently and, unlike usual/what you find on YouTube, it had an extra part about his Mum playing 'Child Top Trumps' - has anyone else seen it (it involves shpe size and Robert Pattinson's Mum) and knows where I can find it on Youtube? Most I can find is the usual stuff, but not this :S

  • @MollyWasHere97 ive heard that too and ive been trying to look for it... but no, it has to be hidden in a vid under a different frikin name........

  • This English lesson is shit!!!!

  • I'm from Germany and my first English textbook was set in CHESTER xD

  • We use Tricoleur. LOL.

    Anyway, it wouldn't be hard to get me into his bed ;)

  • lmao queens of the stone age as enter song? and whats with all the arseraptor fan girls ?

  • French... oh my god, I get you totally... I LIVE IN ENGLAND! IF I GO TO FRANCE AND I WANT TO FIND A SWIMMING POOL, I WILL GO FRICKIN FIND IT!!! :\ IF FRENCH PEOPLE COME TO THE UK SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!

  • Tri colour is the french flag also,but you probably know that anyway lol :-) Love him!!

  • "And anyone present with a stereotypicall french name- that includes you Jean-Paul" this is classic humour XD

  • fucking love the way he says swiming pool in a french accent

  • :O La Rochelle? But it does not even have a swimming pool!!!!

  • swimming poooooooooooooool!

  • When we did French we learned that piscine was swimming pool... and you said it like 'piss in',

    Imagine that in a room full of immature teenagers and one poor helpless teacher, now times it by 100 and you have half of our class... Be afraid.

  • i just discovered that jack whitehall lives in my town.... WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM ON THE HIGH STREET!!!! GRRR!!!!! thank you for theses amaaazing vids, arseraptor :D

  • ARSERAPTOR!

  • My school used Tricolore and the holiday before we did directions I went to La Rochelle on holiday. So ironic.

  • i live in crewe and people honestly are like that here.... help me....

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  • I played recorder in primery school lmao, we got text book called metro and we were allowed to ask directions in french for Paris :D . . Jack u legend :D Takin the piss of everything that anyone could relate to :D Legend!

  • @ArseRaptor i cannot even picture what you look like?! perhaps a long white robe with a long, white flowing beard? ;)

  • @MrBlee8 Cheers man, Gandalf's like, my idol :)

  • @MrBlee8 i picture him as a velociraptor with an arse for a head........

  • I Woooo-ed when he mentioned Grimsby, then I had to pause for a moment and face palm as I realised I just wooo-ed one of the worst town in England for it's chavs.... Thank god I only live on the outskirts in a neighboring village.

  • He does a great french accent

  • 2 people are from Crewe

  • I'm from Australia and just discovered Jack and he is GENIUS!! Sooo funny!!!

  • ''i can play recorder to grade level 7'' :) lol

  • Hmm, my friend's mum lives in La Rochelle... they have a swimming pool.

  • that was four minutes of comedy gold!

  • I can think of better things to do with that recorder.....

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  • my god tricolore, what 'fond' memories of year 9

  • lol we still use tricolore in school

  • Wait, was this all the time Jack Whitehall had? Four minutes? :P

  • one person tried to knock out a girl with their recorder...and failed.

  • Wooop Grimsby mentioned lol, were awesome.

  • woooooooooooo crewe !!!

  • My school must be the only one that doesn't use Tricoloure. We use Equipe Nouvelle, but it's just as stupid as Tricoloure sounds.

    He is always hilarious, always, and I've seen this a gazillion times. Oh, Jack, why are you so amazing?

  • He's a GENIUS!!!! LOVE HIM!

  • My school used those books and the people in it looked retarded and they were alway graffitied.

  • @ThatOrangeDinosaurXx i know right

  • I am in love with him ...

  • @JessPalace He's totally mine, I claim him forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • the funniest thing is he's right, we still use tricoloure at my school :')

  • LOL 'Well may i ask Christophe Pierre and everyone here with a very stereotypical french name, than includes you Jon-Paul' :')

  • i live near grimsby :)

  • LOVE HIM SO MUCH

  • "it is the only place in france that does not even have a swimming pooool" LOL

  • the one dislike came from a person that asked directions to la rochelle :p

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  • Oh my god. In love with Jack Whitehall

  • OMG i used to use tricolor in 1st year and everything IS set in la rochelle! lol! genius!

  • ArseRaptor you sexy bitch ;)

  • @BeccaHeartsRainbows Haha, thanks babez :P

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  • I'd let him ask me where the pool is in french anytime XD

  • Hes copying Micheal Mcintyre!!

  • @4783507 Oh wow, he really is!

  • one word sexiness

  • I went to La Rochelle, and I stayed in a hotel with a massive pool :')

  • His french accent gradually got more and more Jamaican hahaha!

    JACK YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOCK ME OUT WITH YOUR RECORDER TO GET ME IN BED WITH YAH;D

  • i want him. NOW.

  • Haha, love him :) And it's funny that his French accent sounds a bit south african

  • being a languages student makes this all the more hilarious

  • I actually LOVE Jack Whitehall.

  • @greeenpear me too hes amazing :D

  • hehe, i went to La Rochelle on french exchange,

    theyre all rich bitches with swimming pools in their back gardens!

  • haha i also used tricolour and i live in australia... i quit french in yr 8 after less than a year

  • @Kida809 that is exactly what happened to

    Me except I couldn't stop laughing and got sent out of my class :D

  • I LOVE HIM.

  • He wouldn't need to hit me over the head with a recorder, to get me into bed xD

  • @jenniferbarker1993 definitely not... XD

  • Just that little segment where he's talking about the french meeting was enough to make me cry of laughter :')

  • Absolutely LOVE this guy!! He's sooo funny!

  • oh my god hahahaa tricolor

  • Lmao

    I was in French the other day and we had to use the old tricolour books and I saw that phrase and burst out laughing while my teacher was talking and she stopped and just stared at me. Lol :D

  • @Kida809 yeah we used tricolour too but the only phrase I can remember is: je suis alle au cinema aves mes amis :D said it in EVERY essay. Glad to say I don't so anymore french (and it's probs all spelt wrong... :L

  • @mayame15 no you spelt it right ive still got a few more months of french left before i drop it :D

  • Hah! My school used those textbooks too! Jokes

  • never learnt french but they do the same thing with the german and spanish textbooks we used :L x

  • OMG i use tricolore French books !!!! lol thanx arse raptor ;)

  • I found this HILARIOUS! :D Me and my sisters were literally rofling! Oh! And we have Tricoloure textbooks to :) "OU ET LA PISCINE DAN LA ROCHELLE?!"

  • @KaoruHitachiinBunny It's actually "Ou est la piscine dans la Rochelle?" >_> Just saying.

  • @cybink

    ...in usually circumstances i'd probably be irriatated with u but i'm the same about spelling and grammer and most of the time have to correct it. unfortunately i don't know how to spell french.... :P

  • @KaoruHitachiinBunny Oh it's ok, I was just saying that :P 

  • Love Jack - and love u ArseRaptor xx

  • @xapocadelicx Love you more, apocadelic

  • All hail ArseRaptor (WHAT A FANTASTIC NAME!) :) Thanks for uploading!

  • @ADEMruinedmylife909 No probs, just doing what I do best.

  • @ArseRaptor Rapting arses or posting video's?

  • @emochick4eva123 Uploading videos of course! You and your dirty mind... :)

  • @ArseRaptor I prefer the term sexually adiquite mentally.

    *However the fuck you spell that*

  • @emochick4eva123 Fair do's, I'll settle for that :D

  • "AYE! You and yer little friend can turn around and ye can PISS OFF!"

    Je suis in love <3

  • He's alright I suppose.

  • Haha, I think he's pretty good :) thanks for uploading this!

  • Not actually a big fan of Jack Whitehall, some of his work is a little funny or might be funny if someone else performed it but not by him, meh, he's kay.

  • LOL Recorder (;

  • thanks for the upload! Jack's awesome!

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