@mussy9 probably doesn't have enough testosterone to grow his own beard so he has to hate on everyone elses... poor little boy, don't worry puberty will come soon :)
My friend Dave let his wife inundate him with feminine nonsense, and it sapped his will to beard. His infant son's first word was mama, finger pointed clearly at Dave's smooth, girly face. Let his tragedy be your salvation...
I saw these guys live a few years ago when I was wimpy and beardless - I have since grown a beard and my life has turned around. Thanks bearded dudes!
@BlueFlashProductions Actually a man without a beard gets laid 95% more. If you disagree then have a look at how much hair your girlfriend has under her arms.
@Kataron I think the same thing every time I see another one of their songs!! Would love to meet these guys in person, this band NEEDS a US tour, and hopefully with a stop here in Dallas!
That was awesome!!!
ChelyBaca 1 day ago
a terrorist needs a beard hahaha
LarsUlrichIsMe 2 days ago
I used to be a terrorist, but then I shaved my beard :(
JonnysTrickBag 2 weeks ago
Me and a friend actually had a conversation in which we both agreed that you cant be a king without a beard weeks before id even herd of this band.
Xenphenik 3 weeks ago
best band ever,
NoReason79 3 weeks ago
I can't grow a beard ): Am I woman?
theinuitjoe 3 weeks ago
@theinuitjoe Yes, I'm afraid so.
libsoc1 3 weeks ago
His microphone stand even has a beard.
grazzer88 4 weeks ago
4 people don't have a beard.
ellelaby123 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the only thing that doesnt need a beard is a bush XD
rasnar1 1 month ago
@rasnar1 of course George W. Bush needs a beard!
m0nstrik123 1 month ago
@m0nstrik123 At least there would be one thing we could respect him for!
libsoc1 3 weeks ago
total heros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RedHotPudings 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
can i have your babies?
RedHotPudings 1 month ago
the grey beard is fake right?
666BlackenedDeath 1 month ago
beards forever...!!!!!
thepredsrule 2 months ago
@mussy9 probably doesn't have enough testosterone to grow his own beard so he has to hate on everyone elses... poor little boy, don't worry puberty will come soon :)
PeachMuffin14 3 months ago
a santa,,,needs a beard..............!
julzdreds 3 months ago
On no... shunned by hipsters...! Oh what will I do now? Oh I know... hang out with girls and generally be awesome without a stupid beard.
Btw your mom hates beards... she told me so.
mussy9 3 months ago
@mussy9 I'm sorry you don't have a MANLY beard like me! HA!
coolmzn226 2 months ago
@mussy9 Well, don't expect to get laid with your girl-face.
libsoc1 3 weeks ago
@mussy9 you are either a heretic or a miserable beardless boy. Lol.
kanwar47 3 months ago
how good is the bass players beard! oh man.
ewinburger 3 months ago
Everyone should shun @mussy9. This is blasphemy!
fanofmessiaen 4 months ago
@mussy9 *shuns*. Bet she doesn't even have a beard.
drpuki 4 months ago in playlist Liked
this is so sexist. Bearded women are also beautiful.
drpuki 4 months ago
A prospector needs a beard.
sk8rdman 5 months ago
These guys are like the Australian Tenacious D only there's more of them.
TheEditingShop 5 months ago 3
My friend Dave let his wife inundate him with feminine nonsense, and it sapped his will to beard. His infant son's first word was mama, finger pointed clearly at Dave's smooth, girly face. Let his tragedy be your salvation...
Wulfiebaby 5 months ago 28
A Bearded Thug needs a beard?!
Kethredaxe11 5 months ago
17 year old, like beards. Just wish I could grow one....
CameronsTechChannel 5 months ago
@CameronsTechChannel Hold on to that, m8. Some day, it'll happen. Behind every beard is a dedicated man.
sk8rdman 5 months ago
I have a beard, therefore, I am.
yodadude666 5 months ago
/i finally found a band that speaks to me!
ExUSSailor 5 months ago
What does he say after "A professor needs a beard"?
patricksbeard 6 months ago
@patricksbeard I heard, an archivist needs a beard. It's true.
flukenukeem 5 months ago
...And Gods need a Beard.
sziasanyi 6 months ago
I'm a woman, and I feel left out because I feel like I need a beard.
PrideXentric 6 months ago 4
Hell yeah. Beards.
Sakatakenshin 6 months ago
Damnit... I physically grow a beard at this point in my life. Fuck I want a beard now though.
NPC919 7 months ago
their beards are hot!
SLeXii 7 months ago
Genious.
trauloft 7 months ago
This is officially now the Jewish and Muslim united theme song. Even God said you need a beard.
HebrewTiger 7 months ago 4
I've recently cultivated a beard :)
regreegg 9 months ago 2
THIS SONG MAY BE THE BEST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF SONGS EVER.
SqueezeboxJoe 9 months ago
the two people disliking this are mums
YouNisseH 9 months ago 5
I want a featuring between The Beards and ZZ Top.
xXMandolinHeroXx 10 months ago 4
yeah I need a beard but how?
hopeless that I'm Asian.
lRelLAX 10 months ago
@lRelLAX Buy Testosterone, ingest, beard
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joemantex 6 months ago
I think the dummer's wearing a wig..
xIx3V3VxIx 10 months ago
@xIx3V3VxIx He is wearing a wig. But under it is his real beard :P
viljums 10 months ago
@xIx3V3VxIx you think?
calisaetia 7 months ago
@calisaetia Watch the live video for "Who told you to shave of your beard?" ;)
fredmachine 7 months ago
That awkward moment when you can't grow a beard because puberty hates you...
Hotpants1231 10 months ago
2 people need beards.
grazzer88 10 months ago
How come a lot women don't like men with a beard???
heymargaretlook 11 months ago
@heymargaretlook
Because they are scared of real men.
Desteny6 10 months ago
Dumbledore was the only true wizard at Hogwarts
tdogg733 11 months ago 13
@tdogg733 I think you forget Hagrid sir.
Drazurach 1 week ago
is this at the gov?
Skeloten666 11 months ago
2 people dont have beards
groucho55 11 months ago
I saw these guys live a few years ago when I was wimpy and beardless - I have since grown a beard and my life has turned around. Thanks bearded dudes!
techllama 1 year ago 6
@banzai9289 A real beard under a fake beard in a band called the beards who sing about beards? Well played, drummer, well played.
ChurbaSilvertongue 1 year ago 5
I think it shows the music industry's anti-beard position that these guys aren't on the cover of Rolling Stone.
BEARDS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
FuguDrift 1 year ago 4
@banzai9289 ....and it was a GREAT relief to see the drummer's real beard and mane too... that fake one has always bugged me!!!
gepeterson2 1 year ago
can i use this music in one of my vids?
TheLochyo 1 year ago
@TheLochyo that depends. Do you sport a beard.?
nevasumma6 4 months ago
A DRUM KIT! needs a beard.
sammywombarra 1 year ago
I swear the drummer has a fake beard. tht try hard-_-
96dermott1 1 year ago
@96dermott1 thats the joke about it :D ever watched the "growing a beard" vid? if not watch it :D
Metalwurst666 1 year ago
@96dermott1 Maybe it's a tribute to ZZ Top. The only member of that band that didn't have a beard was the drummer...Frank Beard.
hoilst 1 year ago
A man without beard is female impersonator!!!
rustymotor 1 year ago 98
@rustymotor but remember not all female impersonators are men with out beards
SuperFineman 11 months ago
@rustymotor lmao they are so dam funny starting to like their music
trac0067 2 months ago
<3 love it
Banserki 1 year ago
Anyone who dislikes this has no taste in music or facial hair. You guys have never posted a song I didn't like.
BlueFlashProductions 1 year ago 111
@BlueFlashProductions Actually a man without a beard gets laid 95% more. If you disagree then have a look at how much hair your girlfriend has under her arms.
mussy9 4 months ago
@mussy9 You should consider having sex with a bearded man.
Kevashidaz 4 months ago
you guys are my favorite band in the world yeah beards
alecscar07 1 year ago
Nice work as always fellas... Just under a month till the Harp, SWEEEEEEEET!
b0redd 1 year ago
Your mic seems to have a beard as well.
Awesome song, guys. I wish I could come to Australia to hear you play in person. Looking forward to more!
Kataron 1 year ago
@Kataron I think the same thing every time I see another one of their songs!! Would love to meet these guys in person, this band NEEDS a US tour, and hopefully with a stop here in Dallas!
gepeterson2 1 year ago