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  • CUTE LITTLE GIRL lol

  • @lontrax NOT THAT CUTE OF A GIRL MAYBE HALF MONKEY, NOT SURE

  • This is amazingly epic! Please go hug a tree... preferably as it's being sawed into.

  • Shut up hippie-is it just me, or are you a tool? Go visit the barber. Don't worry-you'll be bald by the time you're 30-your part is already starting to widen a bit.

  • I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, but I've just gotta say...

    ...Wall-E = Allspark! XD

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  • hes got rat eyes

  • I have several questions for you. First, did you know Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer were into having sex with the dead? Second, what city do you live in? Third, and last, are there any unsolved sex crimes in your area?

  • wheresthebeef...inyourmouth...­fuckstain

  • this guy needs a haircut.

  • bump

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  • The question is:ARE YOU A REGISTER SEX OFFENDER? A simple yes or no will do. The face that you skirt the issue implies that you are.

  • ha ha, oh i though you were talking about glenn beck. NO I am not a sex offender. where did you get such an idea?

  • so who is your fat girlfriend catie?

  • WTF are you talking about?

  • So there just happens to be another tooltime9901 on flickr?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    BTW you look like a fucking camel.

  • that's not my girlfriend and I don't give a shit what some random internet troll thinks of me.

  • Man only a sick fuck like yourself would say some shit like that. You obviously have something seriously wrong with you. It takes a real badass to talk about someone's deceased mother over the INTERNET.(hint the sarcasm) You look like someone who has never even spoken to a girl, and spend all of your time playing video games in YOUR mother's basement.

  • who are you talking to?

  • I think (ok, I know) I sent you messages intended for someone else. Sorry.

  • He's talking to you. He thinks your cute and it makes him feel all weird so he lashes out in anger in order to suppress his gay urges.

  • So I see you refused to answer my question. I guess you really are a sex offender. My question is are you register?

  • what question?

  • I would think that because you seem to have some pretty bizarre sexual thinking.Who the hell, that's any where near normal talks about raping a dead person,pal?

  • so in other words this is all in your head. talk about raping someone's dead mother? WTF are you gettign on about?

  • An alcoholic like Ted Kennedy?

  • why wont he deny the rumors that he raped and killed a girl. They silence is deafening. Why wont he offer proof that he is innocent?

  • who? Glenn Beck?

  • Alcoholism very often masks a underlying mental problem. So I don't know where Glens mental illness ends and his alcoholism begins.

  • Well at least you can make a diagnosis Dr. Dipshit.

  • No shit Sherlock. Did you go to Oxford or Cambridge to figure this out?

  • I went balls deep down your Mom's throat till I dumped my load. I learned that one at Yale bitch!

  • Since my mother passed away in 1960 are you really old, or you into raping dead bodys?

  • Yeah I dug that old bitch up and throat fucked her dusty mouth. Got a problem with that?

  • Doctors have a term for that-it's called necrophilia, I think a lobotomy may stop your urges along that line. By the way, have you told your mother your gay yet?

  • You say that like being gay is bad. I thought you liberal cock suckers loved the fags?

    Speaking of labatomy's, your mom's gonna need one soon to drain all of my cum out of her skull. Hey maybe next time you drop off some flowers you could dump it out for me? Thanks man.

  • I have already blocked you, because I think you may be an escaped mental patient. By the way are you a register sex offender? Oh and by the way when I blocked you, I also reported you. I didn't think sex offenders were allowed to use the net.

  • Your mom doesnt block me..LOL

  • Bitch only a sick ass mother fucker like you would write something like that. It takes a real badass to talk about someone's deceased mother over the INTERNET.

    AHHH.... i got it now, you are one of those insane NUTS that watches alex jones. Yeah, i know about you. So you think that you are CIA?

    hahahahahahaha!!!!!

    You also think you know a lot about laptops...WHAT A LOSER.

    here's an idea...How about going outside and interacting with a GIRL.

  • over the rainbow???

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    WHAT A FAGGOT.

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  • Are you or have you ever been on the national registry for sex offenders?

  • No cause your moms dead and she cant call the cops..BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • All you are is a boil on the ass of humanity. By the way, eunuchs can have sex, not even with yourself.

  • By the way, any body that speaks of having sex with a dead person, in ANY context of the word, and not realize how perverse that is needs to be institutionalized permanently. Do you have any idea how sick you are? Probably not.

  • I've decided to give up fucking your dead mother. I'm spending like $75 a month just in air freshener. You should see where I stuck a Stick-Up. LMAO....

  • I think he's just the biggest asshole ever. What a complete basterd, unbelievable.. this guy would burn in hell if it excisted.

    I love the ending btw of your video. :P

  • I love it when he's mad as hell and won't take it anymore! }:-D He's going to need an extra roll of duct tape after that one, though. XD I admire his passion. Not violent enough if you ask me. Not far Right enough. And I wish I could get him to like 'WALL-E' more. And I wish he would lose the tie.

  • There is no such thing as a "former" alcoholic. Once an alcoholic, it is unfortunate, but always an alcoholic. There is no cure, they never stop being an alcoholic. They can get treatment to stop drinking though.

  • Yeah, exactly. I was seriously going to put that on here, you beat me to it, damn :)

  • The same thing has crossed my mind lately, that maybe Glenn Beck is drinking or abusing his pain meds, and if that is the case sooner or later we will all find out. I don't like Glenn Beck, I think he's a phony, but I don't wish anyone with an addiction problem to relapse. But the way he's acting, he wasn't that crazy back when he was on HLN, and that makes you think if had a relapse. And, by the way, I think Transformer2 sucked. I'm a big fan, I saw it 3 times, I really tried to like it.

  • I don't think he's drunk, I think he's fucking insane.

  • He's not insane. He sees the truth. That's the only program I watch on TV. Only one that isn't a tool to corporatism.

  • haha you're funny =P

  • you are hilarious

  • glenn beck isnt drunk. he's just a fucking tool.

  • Jeez, what crawled into Glenn's rectum in that video?

  • A gerbil, left over from his evening escapades.

  • IMO he didn't sound drunk -- it was just his typical overacting for dramatic effect.

  • I personally don't think he sounded drunk. I think it was a bad day that everyone has. He just let it out at his work which isn't appropriate.

  • he is just a moron

    simple as that

    he thinks that jesus came to america

    and special underwear can protect you from evil

  • omg cool vid>> kudos

  • LOL The ending LMFAO.

  • lol

  • just alittle scary at the end there, hun!

  • He's a Mormon, that drinks, fail!

  • Mormon's believe that drugs go against God's plan. We assume that Glen Beck drinks from his past addiction. It's possible that he is just crazy! Maybe alcohol played no part in Beck's outburst and maybe it did. I don't know.

  • it's obvious glenn was intentionally being overly dramatic. if you've ever heard his show before his humor sections sound exactly the same as his reaction to this caller. radio is an entertainment business, he is an entertainer. DUH.

  • he sound´s insane, not drunk

  • Wow you watched a whole clip of glenn beck? Like what? Few seconds? Few minutes? You're totally qualified to make an accurate assessment.

  • bias fuckface

  • Wow, he is really a douche bag.

  • No, I don't think he was hammered. It was probably the lack of whiskey that led to his freak out.

  • creative insults!

    5/5

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  • 0:59

    Tooltime showing us his Oh face. Oh! Oh! Oh!

    You know what I'm talking about.

    anyway great vid, and yeah Glenn got some issues

  • yes his issue is a planted caller that has no backbone, douchebags love this shit!

  • Glenn Beck is as mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore.

  • i loled!

  • Not drunk. It sounds like he's on coke.

  • haha the last 5 seconds were funny as hell!

  • 5 stars for the last 7 seconds of the video.

  • I dont think he was drunk, his just a crazy asshole :-)

  • This Glenn Beck character needs to be fired. That's just crummy behavior.

  • LOL at the end

  • I think it is called a dry drunk. A person exhibits the signs of being drunk, but is totally sober. It is the same adrenaline rush as a drunk would have, but Beck is doing it on air.

    There is no hangover, and the shame is denied by the actor, in this case Glenn Beck.

    In short, a conscious blackout.

    I hope you are right!

  • Ghost's impersonation of Chris Crocker totally pwns yours, Peter.

    She really committed to the role.

  • Holy crap! I don't think drunk but maybe lacking sleep or really strung out? He seems fine until something in his head collapses under some sort of pressure (I don't think related to the caller) and he sets upon the caller with ferocity. Just my own conjecture.

    Lol on the Transformers bit btw. Ha!

  • Nah, he's too articulate to be drunk.

    I just got off the phone with a drunk person. I can differ easily right now. xD

  • lol you flipped out

  • I don't think he is drunk. He is just a prick!

  • I can definitely say this: Glenn Beck has issues with rage.

  • I don't think he's drunk so much as mentally ill.

  • I concur

  • I left ghostofdayinperson (the person you responded to) a comment trying to follow on the joke about Chris Crocker.

    She sent me a reply (so it would be in my inbox), delete my comment and blocked me!

    She's no better than the censoring creationist you (and others) argue against.

    Admittedly she did take it seriously, but even if it was intended to be serious that is not justification for censorship.

  • lol those poor transformers have feelings too you know tooltime...

  • lolol

  • The end was funny.

  • Lol!

  • not a fan of ghostofdayinperson. Got blocked for no reason wasn't even trying to be offensive.

  • lol that was so funny

  • Oh Tooltime, I adore you <3

    "Leave transformers II alone! Leave it alone!" ^^

  • Look at the video of Glenn Beck when he goes on his rant. It's hard to get your face that red if you aren't smashed

  • Beck doesn't deserve all this attention.

  • He's not drunk. He's insane, like everyone else at Faux news. Their position can be summarized as follows: if its good for the rich, its good for everyone and just ignore the fact that most people can't even afford it.

  • Not drunk, just batshit crazy.

  • He didn't sound drunk to me, he sounded like Chris Farley in Tommy Boy when he starts yelling.

  • I wouldn't necessarily say he was drunk. I just think Glenn Beck, like many of these pundits, simply get bewildered when they encounter opinions that differ from their own.

  • He's a Mormon convert. I hope no one takes him seriously.

  • Who the fuck is Glenn Beck?

  • some fag dat thinks hes patriot but there is no such thing as dat on Fox News

  • He sounded almost as drunk as Billy Bob Thorton was high during the interview about his band.

  • Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Mancow.. I hate all of the fucking egotistical radio hosts that believe they are solely the voice of an entire group of people and if anyone opposes them they freak the fuck out.

  • Most of his speech isn't slurred, but some of the shit he says is just ridiculous. For the record, we in Canada DO NOT have a lottery based health system. I could see him being drunk, but just a really experienced drunk, so he's used to it.

  • I lol'd at the end

  • dude i cant stop laughing

  • lol i went to check it out, thats some funny shit :)

    He didn't sound drunk to me but i think he may go have a few after that hahaha

  • Not drunk, just mentally ill!

  • I gotta say, you got some good eyes lol

  • 1:07 - 1:11 .. = taa.

  • That was amazing Tooltime! The end I mean.

  • I think he just sounds like an asshole. Either that or my friends are good drunks.

  • Glenn beck makes me sick ...I don't bother listening or watching him.

  • Didn't sound drunk to me. Too bad, he could fix a drinking problem. I don't think he can fix being an ignorant a-hole.

  • YEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think you're right-- if you look at him when he's on camera (as opposed to the radio), he's often red in the face and his movements are a bit wobbly in that unmistakeably drunken way. Yeah, you can hear it in his voice on the radio show too. However, something tells me that with or without alcohol, he would have reacted the same (or in a similar) way on that show.

  • Glen Beck went off the deep end, and right onto the concrete at the end of the pool. When you start at the edge, there's nowhere else to go but right out of the water and into a faceful of tile.

  • 1:18

  • Nice!!!

  • Has anyone heard the rockabilly remix?

    watch?v=-3yn3SelVCs&feature=re­lated

    Very nice.

  • The end made me laugh until I cried.

  • Lmao! That was a good chuckle you gave me.

  • I am Gwenn bek (hic) adn iam drunck, asshowles

  • He's not off the wagon...he's just off his rocker.

  • I heard the vid, and I'm not sure if he's drunk, but he seems to have gone off the deep end! a former alcoholic? i'd forgotten about that! maybe his conscious is getting to him after selling out to fox! jesus christ, what a whiny bitch glenn is! great vid tooltime, and thanks for the link!

  • I think Glenn Beck started at the deep end.

  • I dont think Glenn Beck was drunk or was on pills. He was just being the quintesential douchebag that he is. Fuck Glenn Beck, Republicans, and whatever network he's on.

  • i heard glenn has a bad case of ADHD. could be wrong, but he's scary, everytime i see him listening to someone, for some reason he either cant keep still or cant shut up for more than 2 seconds.

  • Insanely arrogant, yes, drunk, no.

  • I don't know if he was under the influence of alcohol or just responding to the competitive pressure to attract and keep an audience. A vacation about now might be a good thing for him.

    Of all the movies I have not seen apparently I am enjoying not seeing Transformers two the most.

  • No I listened to that and he came off a little drunk.

  • I just watched this Glenn Beck hes fucking schitzofrenic or something :D

  • drunk? no i dont think so. but then it aint that differant to any of his interviews! any time someone hints that he is wrong he inturupts them and brings out skewed facts. like socal medicine doesent work?? its the biggust accoplishment in my country (UK) since the war! i can fall off my buke and brake my leg for instance and know that cos ive paid and everyone else has paid i dont have to worry about the cost!

  • Ahahaha, I laughed my ass off. That was hilarious.

    I was like 'naw this guy isn't drunk.' until 2:48. I'm pretty sure he could be fucking wasted.

  • Drunk? P'shaw!

    HIGH!

    High on FASCISM, the BEST DRUG OF ALL! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!...

  • Transformers has a sequel?

    lol

  • Who can blame him? I havent had a drink in 2 years, but with nobama in office, I've been eyeing the bottle lately.

  • Honestly? I did not think drunk when I heard this. I thought, 'asshole on a rant." I listened for drunk clues, and didn't hear any. I almost wish I had.

  • more like he is on a cocaine come down

  • ok........

    hahaha

  • Interesting. Some addictions are hard to overcome.

  • Glenn Beck and Chris Crocker. IS there any weirder combination than that?

    I didn't really hear any slurring he sounded a lot like his regular obnoxious and naturally condesending voice.

  • Beck is just a crazy bitch.

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  • he should voice the joker in batman cartoons

  • If he is drunk, he makes about as much sense as he does when he's sober.

  • GET OFF MY PHONE!!!

  • I can really hear it in his voice. If you're right though, he must cover it up pretty well.

  • ...but anyway, yeah, Glenn Beck is insane, man. I think he's just mental.

  • hehe, you're really cute when you're fuckin' batshit crazy under covers, heh

  • Your cinematography on this video is really excellent

  • ...its a straight up shot of him from the front with no angle changes...how can it possibly be described as excellent?

  • the lighting

  • Internet has a funny culture xD

  • Not sure whether Glen Beck sounds drunk Peter, but you do at the end of this vid :-)

  • ending was best LOL

  • it seems every conservative have some sort of anger issue. any one remember bill o'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera, or o'Rielly screaming about his teleprompter

  • It is probably that they normally try to argue from a position of authority and when this is challenged they feel very insecure...

    Then they resort to aggressive behaviour and if that does not help......

    The last screams "get off my phone" sound to me like he felt very impotent at that moment

  • I thought Glenn Beck was always drunk. Didn't knew he was a recovering alcoholic.

  • Some of the remixes people are making off the "Get off my pone" part are pretty damn funny

  • I think he sounds like he snorted a bucket's worth of  some rather serious crazy.