I personally am an Atheist myself. I'm accepting of all people, and I was raised by Christians. My family doesn't mind at all, and Instill go to church because I know it's what they want. I take peace in the fact that this is our only life and there is nothing after death. I also love this song, South Paw rules.
I hate how my christian brothers are arguing with the Atheists in some of the more recent comments. Jesus didn't fight, and neither should we. Their opinion shouldn't matter to us, yes their opinion is generalized and rude, but if their only contact with Christianity was the Westborro church, for example, it wouldn't be a far jump in logic to think all Christians are like that.
That is not to justify their actions, but to say that arguing with them only reinforces their bad opinion of Christians
@upoverandgone95 Thank you! I completely agree that we shouldn't be arguing with people from other religions. Their opinion is completely up to them. We can't change it by arguing, and we should demonstrate with our actions instead of our words.
In my opinion, loving our enemies is more important than fighting them to try and win them over to our side.
My favourite part is the fact that you hear that off your little atheist buddies and believe it straight away. Do you believe religion is the cause of all wars as well? Do you know the difference between micro and macro evolution? Of course you don't child ^^
@bubby963 Ideologies like religion and nationalism/sectionalism, border disputes and basic human nature are the cause of most wars. Atheism is the standpoint on one question and doesn't necessarily influence other standpoints. I don't automatically believe what i hear based on whether someone is atheist or not I base my beliefs on tangible evidence and proof. Micro-evolution is small scale changes that happen on the level of species, Macro is large scale happening on or above species, you fool.
ok folks, once you put down your bible and stop being so holy ? maybe you will actually ENJOY your sex lifes (first comment im preety sure most christians here will thumbsdown, but thats ok)
@punksouth123 To be "holy" is to experience life as it was designed. You make it sound like sex can be good only if you are willfully sinful, when in fact it is only good, right, and ultimately fulfilling when you are holy, meaning one lives life as the Designer intended. Your post deserves a down, but only because you confuse an unholy life with with enjoyment of sex.
@ICLAIMTHISNAME The King James translation was also the first English translation of the text. It's not worse than any other, just outdated because of the culture in which it was translated. And while the Bible talks about hordes of demonic warriors and dragons, unicorns have nothing to do with it.
@AsherJKlassen it is worse than any other because of how outdated it is and also because it is just a horrendously bad translation and most since then have been much better.
@MrCruzito2169 I would say other wise, my friend. When is it that you will realize that there is a God/Creator/Designer/Ruler/Law Giver? I don't know about you, but I personally don't have enough faith to believe that there isn't a God. If you think that there is enough substantial evidence to point to the fact that some sort of Divine Being doesn't exist, then please, share this with us?
@Hardcorerockerforlif Awesome :) It might be a while but I'll send you something. Or I might just ask for you're view on it more exactly so I have something more to go off of.
@MrCruzito2169 don't be an idiot. some of the smartest people are christians. even scientists ar saying that there has to be something out there. and btw just because you are an athiest doesn't make you smart. that's like saying all christians are stupid because they believe in the truth
You're atheist because you're smart? Is that why you don't begin each sentence with a capital letter. Wow these poor sad children today who really actually believe they are smart when I bet you if you debated me about atheism I would destroy you in a couple of seconds. Infact please do debate me, shoot me a PM and we'll do it on skype.
@ICLAIMTHISNAME If you read other versions, most of them leave out the fact that Jesus is the Son of God, and the blood of Christ, which is needed for salvation. The KJV doesn't leave that stuff out, it is the traslation out of the Greek and Hebrew it was originally written in.
@preachChrist95 the KJV is horrible and most other Bible translations do NOT leave out that Jesus is the Son of God and the blood of Christ and whatever else is key to Christian doctrine, and to say that they do is just ignorance. Most are translations of the text as best they can be and since you can't really get around the NT saying Jesus is the Son of God, since that's what it's ABOUT, saying that most other versions leave it out makes me wonder if you ever read any of them. KJV is the worst
i dont know what is more halarious, that someone made this, or that some people actually take this seriously, or that anybody would actually watch the whole thing and then say they enjoyed it.
@Interactivesystems Let me guess your probably one of those people that think we should terminate a race of people off the face of the earth like the Jews and destroy israel. With that kind of thinking I could see it.
@Interactivesystems I am not the idiot I am a Gentile and I still know my Tanakh. Jesus is the Messiah. I tell you what. Try to look for a prophecy Jesus did not fulfill in that was prophesied in the Tanakh. Then you can call me an idiot.
@Octobermadness1011 No you Try to look for a prophecy Thor did not fulfill in that was prophesied by Woden. Your religion is false Thor is the true god, I have given up the fallacy of judaism for the true religion which predates it.
I was entertained, but I agree with the following comment:
Out of all songs to parody why choose to sample this? The sample is stained with sinful lyrics original song of Sir Mix-A-Lot. doing christian lyrics over the sample is of no affect because when people hear the sample, their minds are on the original lyrics of the songs. "i like big ***** ".
Out of all songs to parody why choose to sample this? The sample is stained with sinful lyrics original song of Sir Mix-A-Lot. doing christian lyrics over the sample is of no affect because when people hear the sample, their minds are on the original lyrics of the songs. "i like big ***** ".
Christian or Atheist, using what you believe to get into little pissing contests with people so you can feel superior just makes you a dickhead. You aren't doing anything to help either movement by being smug. Christians, stop telling people they're going to hell. Atheists, stop running in to announce "There is no God!" when people are talking about religion. Being peaceful is the only way to truly rally people to your side.
@DanValentineFilms , wow what a great "christian" thought, hhhmm they were inspired at the Council of Nicea, where the books of the bible were first put together and then what......700 years later NIV came so anyone in that time frame who felt the Spirit of God by reading those other books were what, mistaken. It's sad that there is still such hatred amoung christians. I have worshipped at a Baptist revival and a Catholic mass and felt the wonder and beauty of God, think thats what vid is abt
@rikky383 God loves us but he is also a Jealous God and all those other gods are false they can't help you only God can and the only way to heaven is through his son Jesus and those people don't know they are misinformed cause they got blinders on their eyes and can't see the truth and they think its truth when its not only God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are True
According to what you said,and i quote "God loves us but he is also a Jealous God and all those other gods are false they can't help you only God can and the only way to heaven is through his son Jesus,etc..."
What about the people in such remote places that Missionaries can't reach,and they haven't been enlightened,do they go to hell? Even if they're nice,righteous people?
@aroniense21 to your first question yes they would go to hell. we don't go to hell because God hates us, it's because we sinned. Everyone has sinned therefore everyone deserves hell. only the gift of salvation will redeem us. Romans 1:20 says that men are without excuse and everyone knows in their hearts of God's existence. without Jesus, everyone, no matter how nice, would go to hell.
@TheSilverBullet524 that's sick. think about it. Christians like you, you preach so much about love left and right but by the very nature of your religion you have so much hatred for humanity and so little forgiveness for them.
Christianity is having relationship with God and if you dont have a relationship with God, your not going to heaven, PERIOD! There is no other way into heaven. No matter what you do. So if you dont have a relationship with God, you are going to an eternal torchure chaimber........ Hell..........non stop immensely hurting pain. So non christians, turn to God because he is a loving forgiving God. He FORGIVES!!!!!!!
@Tazmanious11 So God is going to burn and torture all the people who believe in Buddah just because they were misinformed about who the real God is? Just wondering... I've always been confused about this...
@rikky383 God is not torturing them he is giving them what they deserve. it is not a punishment for choosing Buddha it is a punishment for sinning, which everyone has done. we all deserve eternity in hell, all of us. but God gives grace to those who trust in him.
@Tazmanious11 That's always disturbed me about Christianity. I think heaven should be a place for good and people and is a place for bad people, regardless of their belief.
Lets see here combact is not a word. Glad to see how educated you are. Must be a redneck with a computer. You fail and have proven just how retarded you really are. Put the bible down, and pick up a school book. When you have learned to spell, and use proper grammar, please let me know.
Please say a better combact? Wtheck? LOL Jesus fuck. An illiterate christian bible thumper. GG idiot. You just proved how much of a jackass you are, if you cant spell, or make legitimate statements, how can anyone ever take your faith seriously. YOU LOSE.
@xundeadxempirex Yeah okkay ? since you apprently is the judge here . Whatever . And Jackass .. WOW . Better combact please to me your combats are pretty lame .
You are a sad sad little person. The bible is a story, not a binding law, any christian knows this, unfortunately you just got the memo. I have probably read the bible more times than you know verses in it. I think its funny because you are just some loser follower. Me grow up? No I think it's you that needs to grow up and stop spewing garbage that the masses tell you to. Fucking low life followers....
Sad little person ? please say a better combact .. Wtheck ? 1st of all binding law ? Nobody said that it was a binding law ? Are you sure your reading the right comments ? Yes it is a story . NONFICTION . Go to the libary and you wont find it in FICTION . Any Christians knows this .. really ? Do you get out much ? That statement were you say PROBABLY .. we are not making guesses here . Were making accurate answers . Loser follower .. hmm let me think . FOLLOWER OF CHRIST
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE You can claim that you're "not of the world" all you want, but unless you've got a jesus powered spaceship to blast off in, you have to live here, with the rest of us. You can say what you want, but you aren't special. And really, if you're actually "not of the world," you should show some respect for those who are. This is our home that you're living in and crapping up with your idiocy and that's not the way for a guest to behave in someone else's place.
@Fogtrill YOUR HOME ?! REALLY . Now you sound dumb ! Speacil hmmm .. does anyone see that word in any of the comments ? No I dont think soo ! REALLY not of the world," you should show some respect for those who are <---- THATS YOUR COMMENT . Have you ever heard of SARCASM ! THINK BEFORE YOU TALK PLEASE ! You making yourself look really dumb . SOOO I dont like to talk to dumbbiees .
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE I wish you could spell, it would make your shit less headache-inducing, but you have to learn to read before you can learn to spell, I guess.
you know . the way you make yourself sound . you sound kind of smart . SO since ALL OF A SUDDEN my reading gives you an headache . , you need MENTAL help . If thats the case you dont need to be on a computer at all ! & If its hurtng thatt bad .. , let me make it simpler ... YOUR WRONG ! IM RIGHT ! YOU GET IT ? ( : & Again with the guessing game ! Nobody has time to GUESS ! I never ' GUESSED ' ill be still talking to you . But " GUESS WHAT " !
For starters, If you are going to insult someone, and talk shit on their comments, please, at least do it with proper grammar. And caps lock to outline my "creator", seriously? Thank the devil we live in a country where freedom of speech still exists and I can point out your many flaws and logic. Im glad I was able to enrage some christian bible thumper who only knows what she is taught at church. GG. YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED NERD.
@xundeadxempirex I WILL NOT THANK THE DEVIL FOR ANYTHING ! HE HAS DONE NOTHING GOOD IN LIFE AT ALL ! Read the Bible and it will tell you . (= And yes , I AM VERY PROUD THAT I LISTEN IN CHURCH AND TAKE IN THE TRUTH ! THANK YOU SO MUCH .. ! AND REALLY ? Nerd ? Grow up .
@xundeadxempirex you may keep your ridiculious comments to yourself . okay . i dont care this is a free country , it aint that free for people to come up with hilarious lies about God , YOUR CREATOR . And the devil smile upon me ...? whoever you are need to stop . i dont want the devil to smile upon me . i want him to be mad . and furios because i want do nun of the stupid things he wants the Lords creation to do .
@Fogtrill Monkeys and Christains ? No . We are no where close to a MONKEY ?! You are very brainwashed in what you want to hear and the truth . The Truth is God is real , the Bible is true , he wants us to live in Heaven with him . He doesnt want us to rot in Hell with someone who doesnt care about and organism on this Earth . The Devil hates us all . Jesus loves us all . Dont matter what we do God will always be there in support.
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE Oh, you stupid crosshumper. I don't give a fuck about your imaginary friend and neither do any of the other adults here, who outgrew that shit. I don't like monkeys at all. Just go look at my channel for proof of that, I hate the shit out of some fucking monkeys. I'm finding that I like Christians even less, and it's because of idiots like you that I feel this way. You have nothing to offer any conversation outside of your own church, gtfo.
sTUPID CROSSHUMPER ? Really . Too worthless . I didnt say you cared about your creator and im not talking about any of the adults on here . Im talking about you . STAY ON SUBJECT (= And you dont like us why ? Explain yourself . If you dont have a reason you wasted your time and mine . And that means what you THINK doesnt mean anything but some random person wasted breath . And really i have nothing to offer ? what would you like to talk about ? We can talk about cats dogs you choose.
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE Are you on something, you whacky jesuslut? I thought your kind avoided drugs and such. But you sure write like you're high. I have nothing to explain to you, since your stupidity says everything that needs saying. I hate dumb and you and yours are among the dumbest people on the planet, aside from rabid animal rights nuts who bitch about the poor baby monkey's suffering while ignoring millions of poor baby humans. You have the IQ of a half-dessicated squash.
If Jesus is the only son of God... does that make us all girls?
likemynameqmark 12 hours ago
I personally am an Atheist myself. I'm accepting of all people, and I was raised by Christians. My family doesn't mind at all, and Instill go to church because I know it's what they want. I take peace in the fact that this is our only life and there is nothing after death. I also love this song, South Paw rules.
ItsBeznia 2 days ago
@ItsBeznia There's so much more to life than just flesh and blood man!
XxMetalMartyrxX777 2 days ago
That is so awesome.Its a good song with a good point.
Williebaugh23 2 days ago
The Pharisees made 838 accounts to dislike this.
SparkyMK3 2 days ago
Hahahahahahahajahahs this is lol abd omg
vwbusroadster 3 days ago
This makes me lagh awwwww
vwbusroadster 3 days ago
halarious but I get the message
tameshafrisch 3 days ago
I hate how my christian brothers are arguing with the Atheists in some of the more recent comments. Jesus didn't fight, and neither should we. Their opinion shouldn't matter to us, yes their opinion is generalized and rude, but if their only contact with Christianity was the Westborro church, for example, it wouldn't be a far jump in logic to think all Christians are like that.
That is not to justify their actions, but to say that arguing with them only reinforces their bad opinion of Christians
upoverandgone95 3 days ago 3
@upoverandgone95 Thank you! I completely agree that we shouldn't be arguing with people from other religions. Their opinion is completely up to them. We can't change it by arguing, and we should demonstrate with our actions instead of our words.
In my opinion, loving our enemies is more important than fighting them to try and win them over to our side.
5nikki50 3 days ago
@5nikki50
Thank you too!
It's sad that a lot of people(including a lot of Christians) fail to see that Christianity is a love-group.
upoverandgone95 3 days ago
Just get out of here atheists I hope one day a person with good faith will come by and show you the true light and true joy of God our maker.
ropinn4jesus 3 days ago
oh dear lordy..
mellers12 4 days ago
HOLY YEAH!!!
rhinobarrows 6 days ago
And if you're Catholic theres even more
dp052191 6 days ago
that is one holy and one
very funny song
TheXfearsomex 6 days ago
Our religion teacher showed us this in religion class lol
DUHiLoveSoccer 1 week ago
My favorite part about the bible was the approval of slavery and the oppression of women and those who are different.
ReverseZombie 1 week ago
@ReverseZombie
My favourite part is the fact that you hear that off your little atheist buddies and believe it straight away. Do you believe religion is the cause of all wars as well? Do you know the difference between micro and macro evolution? Of course you don't child ^^
bubby963 4 days ago
@bubby963 Ideologies like religion and nationalism/sectionalism, border disputes and basic human nature are the cause of most wars. Atheism is the standpoint on one question and doesn't necessarily influence other standpoints. I don't automatically believe what i hear based on whether someone is atheist or not I base my beliefs on tangible evidence and proof. Micro-evolution is small scale changes that happen on the level of species, Macro is large scale happening on or above species, you fool.
ReverseZombie 4 days ago
ok this may be about god but you know they thought of the most dirty things before rewriting the lyrics
Momstalker69 1 week ago
AMAZING SONG!!! We listen to it ALL the time at church!!!
bullystopper1999 1 week ago
If you're orthodox it's even bigger than catholic.
Bleakfacts 1 week ago
my drama team is doing this song
laghhaha 1 week ago
Love it, this is what we need! Good, Holy, Fun:) Face-booking this video.
HolyShenanigans2014 1 week ago
very creative
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textbookprices 2 weeks ago
love the 49er shout out in his jersey and cap!
jazzmusic07 2 weeks ago 2
Vanilla Ice is back?
iwasjuandering 2 weeks ago
hallejuya
MrOnlyNation 2 weeks ago
@MrCruzito2169 technically, if there is no God, believers won't find out any thing... Cause they'll be dead and gone.
TheChief444 2 weeks ago
Im athiest but i still thing this is really funny
HiddenBlade710 2 weeks ago
wow u going to hell for this but im going as well cause i think this shit is to funny
islydog1 2 weeks ago
JAJAJAAJAJJAAJAJA!
EmmaSanchez501 2 weeks ago
This.....is....AWESOME! lol.
BarlowGirlFreak4Ever 2 weeks ago
LOL THis Hillarious LOL
MsFuggleBunny 2 weeks ago
some things I don't agree with but besides that this is hilarious
crazyginger011 3 weeks ago
...amazing:)...
flipperbbear97 3 weeks ago
Dumbest song EVER!! I mean come on dude. Ruinin a good ass song with this "saved" bullshit
brithazel06 3 weeks ago
I find this to be very well done, and thouroughly amusing, all in all I approve of this. =D
Kabutroidica 3 weeks ago
ok folks, once you put down your bible and stop being so holy ? maybe you will actually ENJOY your sex lifes (first comment im preety sure most christians here will thumbsdown, but thats ok)
punksouth123 4 weeks ago
@punksouth123 Dude... God created sex... its just for the confines of marriage.
GraciousUncertainty 3 weeks ago
@punksouth123 To be "holy" is to experience life as it was designed. You make it sound like sex can be good only if you are willfully sinful, when in fact it is only good, right, and ultimately fulfilling when you are holy, meaning one lives life as the Designer intended. Your post deserves a down, but only because you confuse an unholy life with with enjoyment of sex.
l2louie2008 3 weeks ago
"Me So Holy" hahaha
Coolestguuyperiod 1 month ago 24
oooo thats where ltttle wayne got omg becky look at her but tunchi
dwayna1234 1 month ago
This video always makes me excited to throw the triple six down!!!
MoonlessdarkVI 1 month ago
LMFAO this brings back good memories
iLoveLampXx 1 month ago
This made laugh!
cherokeeames 1 month ago
AWESOME! = )
VLRXKR 1 month ago
Love this song it's hilarious. Me and my memorized this at camp and can sing it at anytime.
SVStampeders 1 month ago
A classic now in my mind!
0007rye 1 month ago
Lololollol
vwbusroadster 1 month ago
Hahahahahahaha me and my dad were like wowowowo how werid lol i love this song every moring i liseon to it
vwbusroadster 1 month ago
I love this song it is sooo catchy either versions but this one is waaaayyyyyyyy more creative;D
makatetate99 1 month ago
lol "I aint talkin bout a paraphrase cos Paul didn't use them anyways!" :D
HebrewsTwelve22 1 month ago
i got 9001 like ftw
H3adsh0t3211 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@ICLAIMTHISNAME The King James translation was also the first English translation of the text. It's not worse than any other, just outdated because of the culture in which it was translated. And while the Bible talks about hordes of demonic warriors and dragons, unicorns have nothing to do with it.
AsherJKlassen 1 month ago
@AsherJKlassen it is worse than any other because of how outdated it is and also because it is just a horrendously bad translation and most since then have been much better.
Kurisuta1 3 weeks ago
everyone at my school sings this haha
CaliforniaMcGees 1 month ago
my teacher told me to loook this up hahhah
frizzymonkey800 1 month ago
This is pretty awesome! good job.
Amythestjewel09 1 month ago
My dad showed me this lol its so funnt
vwbusroadster 1 month ago
its a good remake but its still stupid. im atheiest because im smart. one day all you stupid belivers will realize there is no god.
MrCruzito2169 1 month ago
@MrCruzito2169 I would say other wise, my friend. When is it that you will realize that there is a God/Creator/Designer/Ruler/Law Giver? I don't know about you, but I personally don't have enough faith to believe that there isn't a God. If you think that there is enough substantial evidence to point to the fact that some sort of Divine Being doesn't exist, then please, share this with us?
Hardcorerockerforlif 1 month ago
@Hardcorerockerforlif I could tell you why but I'd have to PM you. You up for that?
Kurisuta1 3 weeks ago
@Kurisuta1 I'm all ears, Kurisuta.
Hardcorerockerforlif 3 weeks ago
@Hardcorerockerforlif Awesome :) It might be a while but I'll send you something. Or I might just ask for you're view on it more exactly so I have something more to go off of.
Kurisuta1 3 weeks ago
@MrCruzito2169 don't be an idiot. some of the smartest people are christians. even scientists ar saying that there has to be something out there. and btw just because you are an athiest doesn't make you smart. that's like saying all christians are stupid because they believe in the truth
ilovejesus855 1 month ago
@MrCruzito2169 you're an idiot. I'm an atheist and you're an idiot.
Kurisuta1 3 weeks ago
@MrCruzito2169
You're atheist because you're smart? Is that why you don't begin each sentence with a capital letter. Wow these poor sad children today who really actually believe they are smart when I bet you if you debated me about atheism I would destroy you in a couple of seconds. Infact please do debate me, shoot me a PM and we'll do it on skype.
bubby963 4 days ago
777testify has 20 word for word bible raps
777TESTIFY 1 month ago
@ 0:40 I bet he was so proud when he made that lol
xIpodTouchGoeroex 1 month ago
I was so excited when I saw the title, but then I saw it was about bibles. Disappointment.
CryPixie83 1 month ago
omg this so s so awsome love it
mppbj123 1 month ago
cute
mecca777 1 month ago
Love it!
GraceTruthTeacher 1 month ago
PRetty sure that KJB you speak of is the worst translation ever of the bible including unicorns
ICLAIMTHISNAME 1 month ago 2
@ICLAIMTHISNAME If you read other versions, most of them leave out the fact that Jesus is the Son of God, and the blood of Christ, which is needed for salvation. The KJV doesn't leave that stuff out, it is the traslation out of the Greek and Hebrew it was originally written in.
preachChrist95 1 month ago 12
@preachChrist95 You are right i love KJV
samandsimon227 1 month ago
@preachChrist95 the KJV is horrible and most other Bible translations do NOT leave out that Jesus is the Son of God and the blood of Christ and whatever else is key to Christian doctrine, and to say that they do is just ignorance. Most are translations of the text as best they can be and since you can't really get around the NT saying Jesus is the Son of God, since that's what it's ABOUT, saying that most other versions leave it out makes me wonder if you ever read any of them. KJV is the worst
Kurisuta1 3 weeks ago
@ICLAIMTHISNAME he said kjv
faithmariefitz 1 month ago
Makes ME SO HOLY ;)
GinaLoveGargano 1 month ago
Even white preacher's gotta shout!
mssuperblack 1 month ago
This is better then the actuall song. 2:00 best part of the whole song!
Holister1228 1 month ago
and if your catholic.. there's even more! hahahahaha
archmage5245 1 month ago
i dont know what is more halarious, that someone made this, or that some people actually take this seriously, or that anybody would actually watch the whole thing and then say they enjoyed it.
joeYF127 1 month ago
@joeYF127
Or the fact you can't spell "hilarious" ^^
bubby963 4 days ago
I'd go to church if it was like this. And I'm an atheist.
GettingRoundTheRules 2 months ago
Stop being a pussy and just fuck her :-)
RealityCheck6T9 2 months ago
corny as shit.
sparticsoundjose 2 months ago
@Interactivesystems Let me guess your probably one of those people that think we should terminate a race of people off the face of the earth like the Jews and destroy israel. With that kind of thinking I could see it.
Octobermadness1011 2 months ago
@Octobermadness1011 huh? i am jewish you idiot. and b muslims have been living in israel for 1100 years.
Interactivesystems 2 months ago
@Interactivesystems I am not the idiot I am a Gentile and I still know my Tanakh. Jesus is the Messiah. I tell you what. Try to look for a prophecy Jesus did not fulfill in that was prophesied in the Tanakh. Then you can call me an idiot.
Octobermadness1011 1 month ago
@Octobermadness1011 No you Try to look for a prophecy Thor did not fulfill in that was prophesied by Woden. Your religion is false Thor is the true god, I have given up the fallacy of judaism for the true religion which predates it.
Interactivesystems 1 month ago
i liked to make it over 9000 likes
H3adsh0t3211 2 months ago 28
@H3adsh0t3211 it OVER 9000!
jjslide1 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Lol
middlemanjoe 2 months ago
This is so funnnu lolololol
middlemanjoe 2 months ago
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I was entertained, but I agree with the following comment:
Out of all songs to parody why choose to sample this? The sample is stained with sinful lyrics original song of Sir Mix-A-Lot. doing christian lyrics over the sample is of no affect because when people hear the sample, their minds are on the original lyrics of the songs. "i like big ***** ".
PrinceSolomon82
AthosAmo 2 months ago
Internet idiots yet again doing what they do best, entertaining me with their useless commentary. =D
impofexxod 2 months ago
Southpaw....That is a disturbing name to use...
327Vex 2 months ago
@327Vex ... why? It just means left-handed, as far as I know ...
DarthFennec 2 months ago
@DarthFennec Look up "softpaw" and you'll know what I mean.
327Vex 2 months ago
saw this guy at ICYC only the most awesome guy ever!!
tayrae30 2 months ago
@tayrae30 I did too, hope he comes again some time
sw66aj95 1 month ago
I think this is awesome!!! Keep it up, Jesus ROckS!!!!
tia27721 2 months ago
666
xthomrussellx 2 months ago
Im sorry you christians....9GAG HAS MY SOUL!!! :D:D:D:D
chai192 2 months ago
Out of all songs to parody why choose to sample this? The sample is stained with sinful lyrics original song of Sir Mix-A-Lot. doing christian lyrics over the sample is of no affect because when people hear the sample, their minds are on the original lyrics of the songs. "i like big ***** ".
PrinceSolomon82 2 months ago
"Me so holy" hahahaha lmfao
TheKillaDragon 2 months ago
Stop the religious flame wars! Seriously all, grow up.
SVStampeders 2 months ago
Christian or Atheist, using what you believe to get into little pissing contests with people so you can feel superior just makes you a dickhead. You aren't doing anything to help either movement by being smug. Christians, stop telling people they're going to hell. Atheists, stop running in to announce "There is no God!" when people are talking about religion. Being peaceful is the only way to truly rally people to your side.
dynelol 2 months ago in playlist comedy songs
THIS IS GREAT!!!! YES, I'M YELLING!!!!
coolmom9 2 months ago
You can so tell those covers are fake lol.
Mectrixctic 2 months ago
wow ok this video was made to be funny, not to get a bunch of morons offended.
if youre a christian, thats great! if youre not, that ok too!! now everyone just go get a life. jeeshh
LaNenaRicaa 2 months ago
awesome, but the catholic books are not legit and inspired by God.
DanValentineFilms 2 months ago
@DanValentineFilms
As with all the other books.
Mectrixctic 2 months ago
@DanValentineFilms , wow what a great "christian" thought, hhhmm they were inspired at the Council of Nicea, where the books of the bible were first put together and then what......700 years later NIV came so anyone in that time frame who felt the Spirit of God by reading those other books were what, mistaken. It's sad that there is still such hatred amoung christians. I have worshipped at a Baptist revival and a Catholic mass and felt the wonder and beauty of God, think thats what vid is abt
hjlipinski 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
saw this in church and was laughing my head off :L
MrMisterJB 2 months ago
This is awesome. It never gets old. =)
ChellyPirate 2 months ago
Cool video
MrCityboy01 2 months ago
for all the people who saw this in sunday school today this is justin wade
eastreggtime 2 months ago
i like this song and i can not lie
sportmana123 2 months ago
@rikky383 God loves us but he is also a Jealous God and all those other gods are false they can't help you only God can and the only way to heaven is through his son Jesus and those people don't know they are misinformed cause they got blinders on their eyes and can't see the truth and they think its truth when its not only God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are True
icemanx2117 2 months ago
@icemanx2117 Questions:
According to what you said,and i quote "God loves us but he is also a Jealous God and all those other gods are false they can't help you only God can and the only way to heaven is through his son Jesus,etc..."
What about the people in such remote places that Missionaries can't reach,and they haven't been enlightened,do they go to hell? Even if they're nice,righteous people?
And another thing,you said:
"only God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are True"
Can you prove it?
aroniense21 2 months ago
@aroniense21 to your first question yes they would go to hell. we don't go to hell because God hates us, it's because we sinned. Everyone has sinned therefore everyone deserves hell. only the gift of salvation will redeem us. Romans 1:20 says that men are without excuse and everyone knows in their hearts of God's existence. without Jesus, everyone, no matter how nice, would go to hell.
TheSilverBullet524 2 months ago
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aroniense21 2 months ago
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@TheSilverBullet524 Okay,now answer me something:
How do you know Jesus is the key to heaven and not the concept of "god" in other religions?
You tell me "Because the bible says so",and i'll respond with this question:
"How do you know the bible holds the truth?"
aroniense21 2 months ago
@TheSilverBullet524 that's sick. think about it. Christians like you, you preach so much about love left and right but by the very nature of your religion you have so much hatred for humanity and so little forgiveness for them.
Kurisuta1 3 weeks ago
Like it!
cairo1492 2 months ago
Cute.
Costamermaid 2 months ago
Christianity is having relationship with God and if you dont have a relationship with God, your not going to heaven, PERIOD! There is no other way into heaven. No matter what you do. So if you dont have a relationship with God, you are going to an eternal torchure chaimber........ Hell..........non stop immensely hurting pain. So non christians, turn to God because he is a loving forgiving God. He FORGIVES!!!!!!!
Tazmanious11 2 months ago
@Tazmanious11 So God is going to burn and torture all the people who believe in Buddah just because they were misinformed about who the real God is? Just wondering... I've always been confused about this...
rikky383 2 months ago
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@rikky383 Yeah if you don't tell them who the real God is.
JesusFreak77753 2 months ago
@rikky383 God is not torturing them he is giving them what they deserve. it is not a punishment for choosing Buddha it is a punishment for sinning, which everyone has done. we all deserve eternity in hell, all of us. but God gives grace to those who trust in him.
TheSilverBullet524 2 months ago
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@TheSilverBullet524 Yeah, nice try... but you didn't answer the question. Your god is an ASSHOLE if you believe what you just said. PERIOD. Fuck you.
rikky383 2 months ago
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chai192 2 months ago
@Tazmanious11 pfffft
shaneeeks1 2 months ago
@Tazmanious11 That's always disturbed me about Christianity. I think heaven should be a place for good and people and is a place for bad people, regardless of their belief.
327Vex 2 months ago
The educational clean version folks
952shadowman 2 months ago
just like christmas and easter you just had to steal more shit. xians are pathetic
qtzlctl2012 2 months ago
I should do a rap about Dianetics. And you gotta take me seriously, since Scientology is the one true religon.
I just can't say that with a straight face. Just kidding, I'm an atheist. I like this rap about a very violent fantasy book.
VerilyViscous 2 months ago
@Ypulisorv I just lol'd that, as an athiest, you just thanked god. Lul.
VerilyViscous 2 months ago
Enjoy the Unintentionally funny award from r/atheism
Fordi 2 months ago 29
@Fordi How is it unintentionally funny?
JonathanSharman 1 month ago
I LIKE This! :D
ZdepkaxD 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCookie
Lets see here combact is not a word. Glad to see how educated you are. Must be a redneck with a computer. You fail and have proven just how retarded you really are. Put the bible down, and pick up a school book. When you have learned to spell, and use proper grammar, please let me know.
xundeadxempirex 2 months ago
@Fogtrill
WOW ! I dont think that is what we were talking about .
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
LOVE! <3
LilPlatYGirl 2 months ago
ehm Hey guys
AByrdSanAntonio 2 months ago
1 Point of this video to make Christians look stupid!!!.............You did it!!!
2 Point of this video = SIZE DOES MATTER!!!...........We know that!!!
got2btrue2u 2 months ago
Can people quit the stupid comment fighting!!!...... One day we will find out who is right!!!....... Just leave it at that!!!.........Please!!!
zz1rdystarfish 2 months ago
Doesn't anyone else notice the hypocrisy all over this video?
ronaldcorreatv 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCookie
Please say a better combact? Wtheck? LOL Jesus fuck. An illiterate christian bible thumper. GG idiot. You just proved how much of a jackass you are, if you cant spell, or make legitimate statements, how can anyone ever take your faith seriously. YOU LOSE.
xundeadxempirex 2 months ago
@xundeadxempirex Yeah okkay ? since you apprently is the judge here . Whatever . And Jackass .. WOW . Better combact please to me your combats are pretty lame .
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@renburg33 are you ok? Do you need to talk to someone? I know sometimes it feels like we're worthless, but trust me, you're not. :)
EternalLuv6 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCooKiie
You are a sad sad little person. The bible is a story, not a binding law, any christian knows this, unfortunately you just got the memo. I have probably read the bible more times than you know verses in it. I think its funny because you are just some loser follower. Me grow up? No I think it's you that needs to grow up and stop spewing garbage that the masses tell you to. Fucking low life followers....
xundeadxempirex 2 months ago
@xundeadxempirex
Sad little person ? please say a better combact .. Wtheck ? 1st of all binding law ? Nobody said that it was a binding law ? Are you sure your reading the right comments ? Yes it is a story . NONFICTION . Go to the libary and you wont find it in FICTION . Any Christians knows this .. really ? Do you get out much ? That statement were you say PROBABLY .. we are not making guesses here . Were making accurate answers . Loser follower .. hmm let me think . FOLLOWER OF CHRIST
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@xundeadxempirex
NOT OF THE WORLD ! You seriously need yo grow up like i said in an earlier comment . Thanks (= MAY GOD BLESS YOU !
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE You can claim that you're "not of the world" all you want, but unless you've got a jesus powered spaceship to blast off in, you have to live here, with the rest of us. You can say what you want, but you aren't special. And really, if you're actually "not of the world," you should show some respect for those who are. This is our home that you're living in and crapping up with your idiocy and that's not the way for a guest to behave in someone else's place.
Fogtrill 2 months ago
@Fogtrill YOUR HOME ?! REALLY . Now you sound dumb ! Speacil hmmm .. does anyone see that word in any of the comments ? No I dont think soo ! REALLY not of the world," you should show some respect for those who are <---- THATS YOUR COMMENT . Have you ever heard of SARCASM ! THINK BEFORE YOU TALK PLEASE ! You making yourself look really dumb . SOOO I dont like to talk to dumbbiees .
BYE !
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE I wish you could spell, it would make your shit less headache-inducing, but you have to learn to read before you can learn to spell, I guess.
Fogtrill 2 months ago
@Fogtrill
you know . the way you make yourself sound . you sound kind of smart . SO since ALL OF A SUDDEN my reading gives you an headache . , you need MENTAL help . If thats the case you dont need to be on a computer at all ! & If its hurtng thatt bad .. , let me make it simpler ... YOUR WRONG ! IM RIGHT ! YOU GET IT ? ( : & Again with the guessing game ! Nobody has time to GUESS ! I never ' GUESSED ' ill be still talking to you . But " GUESS WHAT " !
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@xundeadxempirex
WOW ! Your hopeless ! Conversation has ended woth you .. , now have a blessed day . **REMEMBER ** God loves you ! ( : have a blessed day ! :S
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE
For starters, If you are going to insult someone, and talk shit on their comments, please, at least do it with proper grammar. And caps lock to outline my "creator", seriously? Thank the devil we live in a country where freedom of speech still exists and I can point out your many flaws and logic. Im glad I was able to enrage some christian bible thumper who only knows what she is taught at church. GG. YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED NERD.
xundeadxempirex 2 months ago
@xundeadxempirex I WILL NOT THANK THE DEVIL FOR ANYTHING ! HE HAS DONE NOTHING GOOD IN LIFE AT ALL ! Read the Bible and it will tell you . (= And yes , I AM VERY PROUD THAT I LISTEN IN CHURCH AND TAKE IN THE TRUTH ! THANK YOU SO MUCH .. ! AND REALLY ? Nerd ? Grow up .
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
My boyfriend sent this to me! <3
LadyMidnightBluu 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is great it made me almost fall out of my chair.
WONDERWOMAN00557 2 months ago
Too bad the bible is just a long, boring story. Religion is garbage, you all are brainwashed. May the devil smile upon you all.
xundeadxempirex 2 months ago
@xundeadxempirex you may keep your ridiculious comments to yourself . okay . i dont care this is a free country , it aint that free for people to come up with hilarious lies about God , YOUR CREATOR . And the devil smile upon me ...? whoever you are need to stop . i dont want the devil to smile upon me . i want him to be mad . and furios because i want do nun of the stupid things he wants the Lords creation to do .
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
I hate Christians even more than I hate monkeys, amazing.
Fogtrill 2 months ago
@Fogtrill Monkeys and Christains ? No . We are no where close to a MONKEY ?! You are very brainwashed in what you want to hear and the truth . The Truth is God is real , the Bible is true , he wants us to live in Heaven with him . He doesnt want us to rot in Hell with someone who doesnt care about and organism on this Earth . The Devil hates us all . Jesus loves us all . Dont matter what we do God will always be there in support.
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE Oh, you stupid crosshumper. I don't give a fuck about your imaginary friend and neither do any of the other adults here, who outgrew that shit. I don't like monkeys at all. Just go look at my channel for proof of that, I hate the shit out of some fucking monkeys. I'm finding that I like Christians even less, and it's because of idiots like you that I feel this way. You have nothing to offer any conversation outside of your own church, gtfo.
Fogtrill 2 months ago
@Fogtrill
sTUPID CROSSHUMPER ? Really . Too worthless . I didnt say you cared about your creator and im not talking about any of the adults on here . Im talking about you . STAY ON SUBJECT (= And you dont like us why ? Explain yourself . If you dont have a reason you wasted your time and mine . And that means what you THINK doesnt mean anything but some random person wasted breath . And really i have nothing to offer ? what would you like to talk about ? We can talk about cats dogs you choose.
MrsxximmtheCooKiiE 2 months ago
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Fogtrill 2 months ago
@MrsxximmtheCooKiiE Are you on something, you whacky jesuslut? I thought your kind avoided drugs and such. But you sure write like you're high. I have nothing to explain to you, since your stupidity says everything that needs saying. I hate dumb and you and yours are among the dumbest people on the planet, aside from rabid animal rights nuts who bitch about the poor baby monkey's suffering while ignoring millions of poor baby humans. You have the IQ of a half-dessicated squash.
Fogtrill 2 months ago
Nice!
ladebacker 2 months ago
The bible is evil.
REPENT TO FSM.
PokeyMeansBusiness 2 months ago