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  • I love the way he says vehicle

  • "Merry christmas" Pshh

  • what keyblade is that that sora has in the end of the vid looks like oathkeeper or is it the ultima?

  • @kamenaingurren its ultima

  • I'm very VERY gazelle like when i'm afraid.

  • I could see Roxas doing that to sora it would be kinda weird though but funny

  • hahahahaha whos cut now!

  • what if hes about to slice my throat, and then another guy steps out of the shadows and slices my throat first? OOh hed be so pissed!! lolol

  • MERRY CHRSTIMAS!!!

  • now imaine this

    Dude 1:"whos cut now?"

    then dude 2 steps in and kills dane first

    *he starts making angery noises* the dude 2 is about to leave and Dude1 says " Im gonna kill you!" and the whole thing just happens all over agian

  • haha How weird I have a Charms Blow Pop x)

  • OH, he'd be pissed!

  • Roxas hiding in Sora's closet for over 7 hours...that alone is just the set-up to something hilarious, xD

  • i get into my veHicle RRRR i take off!

    come home hehehe your gonna die hehehehe come home hehe ill show you whos boss hehehe!

    WHOS CUT NOW?!?!

  • Oooo I like that:"Who's cut now?!"

  • omg dane cook is part gazell

  • actually I think I'm Magneto from X-men when I walk through those sliding doors.

  • omg that merry christmas made me laugh so hard

  • So Roxas came out of the closet?! XD

  • @XXPrincessMidna YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!!!! thank u

  • What if that guy really does kill him!? O_O

  • He wuld hav been pissed if sum1 killed him b4 he did.Tat wuld make ME mad

  • Murderer: Come home heh heh heh heh , Your gonna die heh heh, Come home, I'll show you who's boss heh heh! Marry Chirstmas*punch*! Who's Cut Now? *slice*!

  • the automatic dors make me feel like im on star treck. *woosh* *woosh*

  • Who's cut now?! OMG That was a good finishing line! XD

  • Whos CUT NOW

  • Merry christmas*in a vare scary voce* >8D

  • Roxas: ">:D Who's cut now?!"

  • *Roxas in closet talking to himself*

    ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!

  • the second i get out of the automatic doors- witch allways make you feel like a jedi don don don don don don don don don

  • "Who's cut now?!"

  • i would be pissed too if i was about to kill someone then someone else came along and killed him instead

  • hehehe merry christmas >:D

    *slice*

  • lmao sorry roxas donald beat you to it

  • YAH Merry Christmas!

    No, really :3 Merry Christmas everyone!!!

  • Gazzelle LMFAO

  • rofl! merry christmas!

  • i'd be like

    "DAMN!IMA DIE FOR CUTTING HIM IN LINE!"

    XDDD

    "come home.heh heh heh,your gonna die,heh hehe heh"

  • Who's cut now?!

  • lol the guy got cut lol

  • Merry Christmas!

    XXD

  • LMAO Gazelle XD

  • haha. that last part would make me mad too. like, if someone did it first. of course i would never do that, but... yeah. this is all in his house, correct? (his dream house? you see that skit of his?) and some other dude is there? wtf?!

  • Hey, at least you'd be less likely to be arrested in that situation.

  • LMFAO!!!!!

    "i'm very gazelle-like when i'm afraid."

    xxღxx

  • hahaahhahhahhhahahahaah oh gawd this guy is to hilarious and he got threatenend for cutting its like gawd im gonna die from cutting wat is that persons problem

  • Murderer: Come home, heh heh heh heh, your gonna die, heh heh, come home, I'll show you who's boss, heh heh! >:D

    Lol! xD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • WHO'S CUT NOW??

  • lol

  • whos cut now?

  • I'm LOL at the Merry Christmas part.

  • LMFAOOOO OMG i watched all 3...i was dying!!!! omg i could barely breathe...i thought it would be boring cause it was 3 parts..but i was TOTALLY wrong!!

  • who's cut now?! lol someone steps infront of him and cuts him boy he'd be pissed!

  • Oh my god I laughed so hard right at the end! What if someone else came and cut my throat before him? Oh he'd be pissed!

  • merry christams!!XD

  • this is so funny!!! :D

  • hahaha, nice videos to this bit of dane audio! i just sat and watched all 3 :D

  • OMG, all with the "Come home! You're going to die!" and the "Who's cut now?!" That's hilarious! XD

  • obviously you don't know a good AMV when ya see one. keep the negativity to yourself buddy.

  • *thinks* hmmmm....there has 2 b a way 2 report this little f-er... if you don't like KH, then don't watch it, dumb@ss!

  • its actually quite funny how it seems that you have nothing better to do than to call out others who don't want anything to do with you. so i'm going to do what any keyblade master would do and ignore the ranting heartless in the corner. say what you will, but you can no longer faze me. I have an older brother, so i'm used 2 this kindashit from total morons.

  • if u think i have no life look how long ur response is and we will take a guess on who has no life fag. and u r the one with no life

  • hm. wow. i think almost every insult from that last message is from the "i'm rubber you're glue, so i'll repeat everything u say 2 annoy the crap outta you" category. interesting...

  • in order 4 that 2 work u wuld have to try 2 anoy the sh!it out of me and not tell me btw how old r u. wait let me gees 10.

  • wow, do u work @ a cranival? cz u suck @ guessing ages...

  • *carnival (sp)

  • bc wut ur sayn is rly cruel and completely untrue.

  • WOW never heard it put that way. I like it!!!

    rofl

  • c'mon, leave her alone. if you don't like kingdom hearts, why on earth would you click on a thumbnail of sora?!?!? there are other dane cook videos without KH in it. and besides, flagging is for videos, not the users. so why don't you check out the policy for yourself...not to agitate you, but stop the meaningless ranting. Its not impressing anybody.

  • thx :)

  • how the heck would u no if i was fat? maybe you're calling me fat to make up for your own low sense of self esteem about YOUR weight. just drop the argument so we can move on with our lives... cause this is just a big waste of both our time

  • i didnt say i know ur fat i said ur proly fat and i dont have low self esteam. im not fat i have a six pack 5 7 and 120 so ahu the f up. and im not making u reply 2 my comments bitch

  • im not trying 2 impres any 1

  • but the fact of the matter is, ur insulting someone who doesn't really care. i'm only insulting you in self defense. and if you'll notice, i didn't insult you once in this message. truth is, i have better things to do, but i refuse to let this go without a mutual agreement. you wanna drop this stupid argument? cause sooner or later, a mod's gnna c this and we'll both get banned. I know you have multiple accounts, but its still just a waste of time for the mods and for us.

  • ok lets agre 2 disagre and end this. the moderater wouldent give a crap. i agre 2 end this now

  • thanks :) and dane cook is amazing

  • at least we agree about something lol

  • hahaha its about time *laughs*

  • lol sufi

  • BAMF!!!!

  • rofl long live dane and his bamf'ing coolness

  • amen!!!!

  • I read through ya'll's comments and one of you should have said "I'LL F-FING KILL YOU!!" that would bring comedy into a nothing fight.

  • I'm gonna f**kin kill you!!! lol

  • Yes it is its funny as hell. Na Jk

  • whos cut now??? u gazelle??!!

  • Jeez.... this is the second time this month I laugh so hard that I drool.. xD

    Nice job

  • That was perfect:D

  • dud ethat was fuckin perfect! you had like the perfect clip for every line! awesome man, youre cool

  • Aweeesome videoo :D

    good jobb

  • LMAo

  • XD AWSOME JOB!

  • very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5/5

  • lol i do the gazelle thing too and man i love dane cook

  • I'm hopping over cars like a gazelle XD Who's cut now?!

  • what is someone just steped up right in front of him and slash my throught first ooo he'd be pissed

  • Merry Christmas. [:<

  • ROFLOL!!!!! I cant stop watching this the ending drived me crazy XD

  • WHO'S CUT NOW?!?!

  • "I'm very very gezelle like wen i afraid" XD

  • ROFLBO! I saw all three parts and this was HYSTERICAL!

  • lol at 0:35, when the nobodies appear behind sora, he looks like, "wtf??"

  • how come i cant get this stupid video!?!?!?!!? its not showing! its STILL loading!!! >.<

  • Sora: *walks in the house*

    Roxas: *comes out to throat*

    Maluxia: *steps in front of him and slices Sora's throat first*

    Roxas: SON OF A BITCH!

  • you forgot the

    Roxas: Who's cut now?

    lol

  • yea that was funny

  • lol!XDXDXDXDDDD

  • Roxas: What the? DAMMIT!!! WHY DID YOU SLICE HIS THROAT?!?!

    Kairi: To make you cry

    Man, that would be soooo funny. AWESOME vid man XD Hey, where did you find "Dane Cook: The Wall" audio?

  • from dane cook's CD

  • Rofl that was F**** hilarious

  • Roxas:NOO hey asshole i was going to slice his throat!

    Riku:Fuck you pussy!I have a biggerknife than you!

    Roxas:SHIT!!!

  • ROFLMAO!

  • WHAT IF SOMEONE SLICED MY THROAT FIRST

    hahah, best ever

  • Sora's a JEDI!?!?! xDDDDD

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

  • F*** yeah

  • HAHAHA

  • XD omigod. lololol. "WHO'S CUT NOW?" then someone steps in front of him. gahha. dane cook is so funny...

  • lol Just COME HOME! lol i'm gonna kill ya...

  • Who's cut now? LOL

  • ROTFLMAO!

  • XD THE ENDING IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bababa babada babada lol

    this is my favorite trio of videos!!!!!

  • OMG! yes, Dane Cook, is SO funny

    i am cracking up right now! but, on the inside. it's very hard to laugh hysterically, and try to be quiet. cause i know if i wake my mom up, it won't be fun. so i'm gonna explode right now, it's crazy.

    so funny! XD

  • the crazy guy as roxas really matches him cause roxas can get mad easly

  • YES! plus that was a good scene to use

  • "Come home hehe Come home" lol i loved it good job!! ^^

  • What if someone stepped out and slit my throat first? ROTFL. xD ILU.

  • It's the best part.

  • XD Nice!

  • Heh heh heh heh heh heh--I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

  • I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!! lol love it!!

  • Dane Cook is hillarious!

  • bah bah bah bah baba bah babah

  • Sweet.XD

  • XD HAHA

  • come home... heheheh.... you're gonna die... heheheh.... I'll show you who's boss heheh

    "WHO'S CUT NOW."

  • shouldve said who's cutting who now?!?!

    lol gets cut again but this time,someone kills dane instead of that maniac

  • LOL!whos cut now?

  • loveit whos cut now? XD

  • Its like, hes sitting there in the closet for 7 hours "Heh heh heh, come home...heheheheh..." ROFL

  • Who's cut now?

  • What if right before he was about to step out and slit my throat-- someone else stepped out first and sliced my throat

    OOOOOHHHHH he would be pissed

  • im very very gazel like when im afraid

  • Merry Christmas XDD

  • LOLOL. These RULE. XDD

  • Merry Christmas *SLASH* i love that part

  • omg too funny, what do killers say whent htey step out of the dark alley "merry christmas" *SLASH*

  • LOL "if someone cut in front of him and cut my throat first" OH he'd be pissed!!" XDD that wa sawesome

  • That's genius!

  • omg

    how did he know bout my dmv thing?!

    do killers tell other killers secrets and then tell Dane Cook!?

  • XD nice job!!!! Loved wat did with timin.

  • "Merry Christmas...~Slash~"

    XD

  • yay, part 3!!! Now I can watch all of them in order from start to finish!  Dane Cook is the best!!! Funny as hell!!!! And Sora playing him makes it even more funny!

  • ahaha, that's friggin hilarious. Dane cook kicks ass, his material is hilarious.

  • "What if someone stepped out and slit my throat first? Oooh, he'd be pissed!" XD Teh LOL

  • "Who's cut now?" hahaha

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