Yeah, I just decided to sell back the game after playing up to the castle place. Why? Because the story is god-awful. I really don't see how it got such good ratings by critics, because it's standard jrpg shit. This scene is a great example of how stupid this game is. Blech.
For the record, I do enjoy playing jrpg's, but not ones with such a retarded storyline.
ummm yeah u need to not talk so much no one wants to hear u talking the whole thing lol hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha i was all like all i can hear is u talking
Someday, when I get stabbed or shot or something and I'm about to die, I hope I can give an extremely long speech about something that just happened 20 minutes before AND I hope I will be able to talk that well while I'm mortally wounded. That'd just be dandy.
This is how deathscenes work in JRPGs: "Oh, I have suddenly been mortally wounded! Let me spend 20 minutes telling you my life story in an unnecessarily long philosophical way! By the way I am dying!"
Personally I wouldn't be suprised if this got guiness for world's longest death scene-not even movies elaborate that long on them. You're a bit funny.
OMG! I know! She took forever to just die! Me and my sister were like "JUST DIE ALREADY!" XD. And, WTF? No blood. She was stabbed, wasn't she? But I suppose if she were to be stabbed, it would take a long time for her brain to stop working. But what A time to reminisce on the things that happened a few seconds ago. That entire cutscenes replayed itself XD.
Wow what a convoluted piece of shit. Only fans of the worst kind of anime dialogue could put up with this garbage. Can't anyone make a good JRPG anymore? Sure, the game looks great, except for the shit character design, but that's not enough.
Lol this is silly vid but i laughed my ass up in 8-9min You are: "Now she is going to die!" Claves starts talking "What the hell?!" lol :D:D sad game and slightly nice vid
Good grief, in the time it takes for Claves to die, she could've staggered after Jazz and said all this directly to him, or found a medic or bandage. Instead, she talks endlessly about her feelings, while rolling about on the floor a bit and having flashbacks of things that happened a minute ago. And why is she telling HERSELF things she already presumably knows?
Don't get me wrong, I love the game, but some of the 'emotional' scenes are so full of narm, it's tears of mirth I'm having XD
Hahahahahaha!!! I remember this....I was laughing at how LONG this death scene was! And you sounded just like me!!! I LOVED the game but....lol! That death scene was REALLY long.
this was stupid well idk cuz i didnt want to watch 10 min worth of a video game so i skipped to the end and had no clue wat was going on so i was like watever and theres my comment
You commentary was very, very, very irritating. But you gave me fair warning, so I can't complain. And I agree, things do not make sense sometimes. Like, she spent 10 minutes talking to herself when she could have just gotten a bandage or something. But the ending comments were unnecessary. You, in my opinion, insulted the music. The game is about the music, dude-it's based off of Chopin! That would've told you that this game should be played by music-lovers, not people looking for raw action.
Actually, I would have loved if the game focused MORE on the music rather than a banal J-RPG storyline. The last comment came about because I just watched a ten minute scene of a boring character dying a boring death with boring flashbacks of other boring scenes that happened two minutes ago. No matter how good it is, stock photos of pianos and country-sides set to soft piano music won't do much to break the tedium.
@Gavizuli I guess. It depends on the person, I would think. I'm used to the long, drawn-out cut scenes, even if they don't make any sense. So I would think it all teeters on patience? I dunno. But it didn't bother so much, other than the fact that she just talked instead of trying to get help. >_> Really, if you're gonna make a drawn-out scene, have it make sense for god's sake.
@Gavizuli I agree with that paragraph SO much. This game was teeming with anime cliches that were downright painful to watch and play through. The characters were boring, the story was scatterbrained and everyone was always pointing out the obvious, and in the important scenes, they made sure to use a healthy amount of words to explain things you obviously already figured out, and just in case you didn't get it, they'd repeat it another 2 or 3 times. It felt like anime. Wish it was more musicy.
Your commentary is so anyyoing ...... and in must rpg game they don't use thier skill out of battle so why do you think she would just cone up and use unicorn horn -.-
FFFFFFFOMFG she had enough time to have a long ass monlouge then stand up and send a bird off why the fuck didn't she just use her goddamn unicorn horn attack and heal herself did she really wanna die that much this was the WORSE scene throughout the whole game and when I finished this scene I was thoroughly tired XD
I also don't get why she was killed. Just 'cus she didn't frame Falsetto doesn't mean she failed. If she was going to work on the mission seriously, she could've done that to get rid of Jazz's suspicions about a spy being with them, and then continued unaccused. That means Rondo would've been too stupid to realize that and Claves falling to the ground would be more of an awkward "Oh... Oops, hehe! No hard feelings?"-Claves:-"*Sigh* Bitch..." sort of moment.
I hate how repetitive this game can get.. but I still kinda like it. But I've seen videos where people still have Claves as a playable character, how do they pull that off?
dude...no offense, but you need to limit the comments : / some of them were really funny, but it was a bit hard to pay attention to the scenes when you were yelling
I like Eternal Sonata but your right this scene is horrible. I had the pretty much same reaction as this too only I missed ten minutes making a cup of tea. :< Shame it was an okay game.
This game is great, but god it gets stupid at points. Like this scene. Or when you fight a boss that is an exact carbon copy of the Bowser Cup from Mario World. But that still means that the game is great. But dude, you need to have some patience. The gap in between sentences isn't that great.
It is when it's in between EVERY sentence. Heh, it's just been a peeve of mine since Star Ocean started doing it. I just don't see why every character waits for three seconds after it seems like they're supposed to speak their line.
@Gavizuli It probably has something to do with the dubbing since these games were originally recorded in Japanese. I played the game through in Japanese and didn't notice anything up with the dialogue at all. I do agree about this scene though. It's almost as bad as the ending of the Battle Royale movie! Great game nonetheless.
This is why I quit playing jRPGS. I had been playing them for approximately twenty years and then one day I saw this scene. I shut off my 360, looked at my shelf filled with games from across several different systems and generations (FFs, DQ/DW, etc etc.), and said "FUCK THIS SHIT." Seriously. I can not stand JRPGS anymore. I just keep thinking back to all the time and money I wasted on these worthless fucking games and it makes me sad. Very sad.
I don't know how you find this hillarious, seriously. There was a whole lot of plot revealed in this entire scene and it was very sad. It's obvious that JRPG's tell their stories through cutscenes, so if all you're gonna do is be bored then just don't bother playing them.
I consider the best RPGs to have more plot, and more scenes devoted to said plot, than this game, and you have to read the majority of them. Even in the J-RPG sub-genre I can find plot-heavy games that don't bore me.
I'm bored by this because I feel absolutely nothing when an undeveloped character I met not thirty minutes ago dies, even if they take nine minutes to do it.
I dunno, I found this game to have a lot of plot. I know a lot of people don't care for cutscenes, but in games without voice acting, there are long sessions of dialogue, so it's basically the same thing. I know that Claves died fairly early on in the game and I was sad that I didn't get to know her better, so that's why I basically got so angry at the video. My point was I get angry at people who go ahead and make fun of JRPG's then why bother even playing the game?
Also, if you hate it that badly you can just pause the game and skip the scene. Yes, I will agree that Claves' death was actually really drawn out but I still felt for her. I don't understand why people are playing this game in the first place the plot is "so painful and lacking." That's what makes up the whole game. This is one of the best games I've played recently and it's just mind boggling to me. Everyone has their own opinions, I'm just stating mine.
And I'm just stating mine, heh. Honestly, I'm just poking fun at something - I didn't buy the game KNOWING there would be a scene like this. And this game does have a lot of plot, I was simply saying that plot does not in and of itself bore me.
As for the game itself, I actually had fun with what I did play... at least when it comes to gameplay. The plot... didn't click with me, as should be obvious.
Yeah, I'm sorry for getting so uptight about this, you were just poking fun after all. I decided to go back and watch it again and having to see things I just saw...AGAIN....that was pretty annoying lol. Truce? ^^
Even if the voices matched the characters, the writing and timing of the dialogue is such shit. Then again no one who actually likes this game has any taste whatsoever for anything but anime garbage.
But that's the thing, and you know it. I do want to watch this video and I do want to hear the sound. I just don't want to hear your sound. Stop pretending to be dumb.
I made the video to make the commentary - I GOT the video right here on YouTube. I think it's fairly obvious from the start (and the video description), what this was.
This games was so full of so many stupid pointless cutscenes that just repeated things over and over but when I got to this scene in game I was like...really? you're going to play clips from earlier in the same exact cutscene? I obviously saw it if I watched it this far!
I didn't miss her screaming: UNICORN HORN! When she died.
Great game!Cept' for the fact that they said EVERY DAMN THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.Ex:I'm on my way to Forte!
Wait! I'm also going to Forte!We're all going to Forte!That means we're going to the same place!Cause we're all going to Forte!How about we go to Forte together?together?Together!Does this mean we're all going to Forte together?together..yes! lets go to Forte together!together!we're all going to the same place, together!Yes! lets all go to Forte together!
Claves sure can ramble for someone who's friggin bleeding to death on the floor. I'm glad I'm not the only who saw how ridiculous this whole scene was. Rondo should've done us a favor and duct taped her mouth before she left.
The sad thing is that I thought nearly the exact thing as you when I first saw this scene (minus the cursing). I still love the game for my own reasons, but I admit it has flaws that could had easily been avoided.
Thanks for putting this video up. It's hard to find to find videos that make fun of ES.
LOL, this was great! Granted, I loved the game because I'm a classical music fan and it helped deepen my love for Chopin with the info and music (the game premisis didn't do that though), but yes, the conversations were...painful...too dramatic...such a beautiful looking game, but too much drama! And yes, the ending is rather...dull and preachy...
Aye, despite my griping at the end, the music parts were the best part for me. The developers seemed to be more interested in making a generic J-RPG story rather than building on the interesting premise of a metaphysical representation of Chopin's life and music.
Nope - the plot may have taken a turn for the better, but the dialogue was so infuriatingly insipid and slow that I couldn't make it all the way through. I liked the combat, though it didn't seem to have much depth later on in the game.
Like 2 years ago I got traded this game in, after that time and watching the vids and stuff, i miss it...not this scene but the game.This brings back annoying memories of the 8 minute death of the pink headed slut R.I.P bitch. I'm rebuying this gae when I get my new Xbox!
The same with a fightscene in Dragonball. One fight can last 20 episodes! And when you think it's finally over, the bad guy has óne more level of power... Some of the enemies has like 5 forms, each using about 3 whole episodes!
I can see by your comment you posted that your feeble could not grasp the concept of this video so I shall explain it to you (using words that you understand... if thats possible). You see this is a reaction video of sorts. Nothing about the scene is important except the basic concept ( the pink-haired chick taking so long to die). So Gavi yelling for her to die and such is the whole point. So him shutting up defeats the purpose. Also "You can shut the fuck up man?" is not a question. Dumbass.
WAHAHAHAHA~
Th3Fr33man 2 weeks ago
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takumikoji64 3 months ago
STOP YELLING AT ME
Gavizuli 3 months ago
@Gavizuli I'm sorry I was in a bad mood, I am taking it down sorry again
takumikoji64 3 months ago
Fuck me this looks terrible and I haven't even seen the gameplay.
Spelonker 5 months ago
Yeah, I just decided to sell back the game after playing up to the castle place. Why? Because the story is god-awful. I really don't see how it got such good ratings by critics, because it's standard jrpg shit. This scene is a great example of how stupid this game is. Blech.
For the record, I do enjoy playing jrpg's, but not ones with such a retarded storyline.
Alaynora 6 months ago
i never played this game, but his would piss me off so hard.
your commentary was really funny.
sharosudo 6 months ago
I dont care what haters day, this is fucking hilarious xD
budds 7 months ago
ummm yeah u need to not talk so much no one wants to hear u talking the whole thing lol hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha i was all like all i can hear is u talking
lutherangirly 7 months ago
The only thing this game did right is the music. The graphic engine is great as well, but most of the character design is shit, so...ehhh....yeah.
lurker2626 8 months ago
Someday, when I get stabbed or shot or something and I'm about to die, I hope I can give an extremely long speech about something that just happened 20 minutes before AND I hope I will be able to talk that well while I'm mortally wounded. That'd just be dandy.
blue3ollie 8 months ago 2
If you think about it, it seemed like Rondo went and just shanked her in the stomach and left her to die, and that's pretty fuckin' brutal.
warhound2k7 10 months ago
Worst game ever.
PrototypeClex 1 year ago
YO! We heard you like flashbacks, so we put a flashback, within yo flashback so you can watch yo flashbacks while you flashback!
fruitblood 1 year ago
Man, it was sooooo annoying, I just wanted her to die.
yurifoi 1 year ago
I really love the comments you've said throughout. I was laughing my hearts out. OMG. x)
reiyaNocturne 1 year ago
This is how deathscenes work in JRPGs: "Oh, I have suddenly been mortally wounded! Let me spend 20 minutes telling you my life story in an unnecessarily long philosophical way! By the way I am dying!"
xAngelicDemon09 1 year ago
Personally I wouldn't be suprised if this got guiness for world's longest death scene-not even movies elaborate that long on them. You're a bit funny.
numutabin 1 year ago
OMG! I know! She took forever to just die! Me and my sister were like "JUST DIE ALREADY!" XD. And, WTF? No blood. She was stabbed, wasn't she? But I suppose if she were to be stabbed, it would take a long time for her brain to stop working. But what A time to reminisce on the things that happened a few seconds ago. That entire cutscenes replayed itself XD.
Mysterychunks 1 year ago 2
00:44
WIKILEAKS
Ludroth 1 year ago
really? really?
your comments are kinda unnecessary, especially since part of the time you didnt know what the fuck you were talking about :/
Tai014 1 year ago
I find it hard to imagine that I didn't know this character was taking an inordinate amount of time to die.
Gavizuli 1 year ago 10
This would be kinda how I acted when this scene happened, but it was filled more with "Just die already!" and with less "I think you're fine."
InfinitisStormcaster 1 year ago
Your commentary made me laugh. It wouldn't have been as funny if you weren't complaining about the long death scene. :D
dawnbreeze171 1 year ago
i like how you say pain at 2:38 XD lol
drakodude2 1 year ago
Your commentary made this scene a lot more tolerable than it actually was waiting for her to die.
lonewolf49 1 year ago 4
haha this is how it goes claves dieing 1,000,000,000,000,000 years later then claves dies i mean really !?!?!?
jtsjjb2009 1 year ago
can u send me the scene without your speaking?
MatsuriSakuragi012 1 year ago
@MatsuriSakuragi012
You should've used a search engine to find a cutscene that doesn't involve talking :/
Mysterychunks 1 year ago
If any1 knows how 2 ressurect claves plz tell me
Alicia101ish 1 year ago
"OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!!!" ok...that was funny....in a stupid ass way.but yeah wow.....
LunerQfilm 1 year ago
Wow what a convoluted piece of shit. Only fans of the worst kind of anime dialogue could put up with this garbage. Can't anyone make a good JRPG anymore? Sure, the game looks great, except for the shit character design, but that's not enough.
WigglyMalmsteam 1 year ago
your comments made this even more hilarious, thank you.
tehkvn 1 year ago
SHE COULD'VE SENT THAT DAMN BIRD AFTER JAZZ IN THE FIRST PLACE! I realized that and this is my first time seeing this!
tyloni7991 1 year ago
@tyloni7991 Every weird game has a strange character that want's to die for no reason, like Final Fantasy Spirit within.
HuntersX2NCreations 1 year ago
Their faces are cute, just look retarded when they just stand there like '.........I'm going to say something......'
MileyandMandyfan3 1 year ago 2
Lol so funny. xDD
MileyandMandyfan3 1 year ago 3
Lol this is silly vid but i laughed my ass up in 8-9min You are: "Now she is going to die!" Claves starts talking "What the hell?!" lol :D:D sad game and slightly nice vid
eattttable 1 year ago
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Emmilyn 1 year ago
Good grief, in the time it takes for Claves to die, she could've staggered after Jazz and said all this directly to him, or found a medic or bandage. Instead, she talks endlessly about her feelings, while rolling about on the floor a bit and having flashbacks of things that happened a minute ago. And why is she telling HERSELF things she already presumably knows?
Don't get me wrong, I love the game, but some of the 'emotional' scenes are so full of narm, it's tears of mirth I'm having XD
LostOddity 1 year ago
everyones saying that this is funny but i found this scene to be very emotional...
thereallordlinkthe1 1 year ago
You succeeded in making a death scene funny and for that I salute you.
Nexsah 1 year ago
Is the bitch dead yet?
feckadoodlethe2nd 1 year ago
Lol! I THINK she talking to herself? You know....if she was BLEEDING It would look like she's dieing at least...
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
Lol! I THINK she talking to herself?
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha!!! I remember this....I was laughing at how LONG this death scene was! And you sounded just like me!!! I LOVED the game but....lol! That death scene was REALLY long.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
this was stupid well idk cuz i didnt want to watch 10 min worth of a video game so i skipped to the end and had no clue wat was going on so i was like watever and theres my comment
lukenoske1 1 year ago
It was lovely.
Gavizuli 1 year ago
@lukenoske1 shut up nigger!
feckadoodlethe2nd 1 year ago
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YiKiHo 1 year ago
You commentary was very, very, very irritating. But you gave me fair warning, so I can't complain. And I agree, things do not make sense sometimes. Like, she spent 10 minutes talking to herself when she could have just gotten a bandage or something. But the ending comments were unnecessary. You, in my opinion, insulted the music. The game is about the music, dude-it's based off of Chopin! That would've told you that this game should be played by music-lovers, not people looking for raw action.
TehSnapple 1 year ago
Actually, I would have loved if the game focused MORE on the music rather than a banal J-RPG storyline. The last comment came about because I just watched a ten minute scene of a boring character dying a boring death with boring flashbacks of other boring scenes that happened two minutes ago. No matter how good it is, stock photos of pianos and country-sides set to soft piano music won't do much to break the tedium.
Gavizuli 1 year ago 11
@Gavizuli I guess. It depends on the person, I would think. I'm used to the long, drawn-out cut scenes, even if they don't make any sense. So I would think it all teeters on patience? I dunno. But it didn't bother so much, other than the fact that she just talked instead of trying to get help. >_> Really, if you're gonna make a drawn-out scene, have it make sense for god's sake.
TehSnapple 1 year ago
@Gavizuli I agree with that paragraph SO much. This game was teeming with anime cliches that were downright painful to watch and play through. The characters were boring, the story was scatterbrained and everyone was always pointing out the obvious, and in the important scenes, they made sure to use a healthy amount of words to explain things you obviously already figured out, and just in case you didn't get it, they'd repeat it another 2 or 3 times. It felt like anime. Wish it was more musicy.
SaphiraTheMongoose 6 months ago
When shes stanfing at the window shes holding.. nothing with her right arm..
this game doesnt make sense xD
RedMermaidSenna 1 year ago
@RedMermaidSenna Well graphics can only go so far... Guess they couldn't make her arm actually touch her own body. A lot of games are like that.
TehSnapple 1 year ago
@TehSnapple True but her other arm doest touch anything when shes standing at the window and it looks like she is doing that xD
RedMermaidSenna 1 year ago
Come*
limitformsora1 1 year ago
Your commentary is so anyyoing ...... and in must rpg game they don't use thier skill out of battle so why do you think she would just cone up and use unicorn horn -.-
limitformsora1 1 year ago
exactly what I was thinking when I watched this cutscene. I was just like -_- as she went on and on.
Olzme 1 year ago
FFFFFFFOMFG she had enough time to have a long ass monlouge then stand up and send a bird off why the fuck didn't she just use her goddamn unicorn horn attack and heal herself did she really wanna die that much this was the WORSE scene throughout the whole game and when I finished this scene I was thoroughly tired XD
thekitsunekoinu 1 year ago
I also don't get why she was killed. Just 'cus she didn't frame Falsetto doesn't mean she failed. If she was going to work on the mission seriously, she could've done that to get rid of Jazz's suspicions about a spy being with them, and then continued unaccused. That means Rondo would've been too stupid to realize that and Claves falling to the ground would be more of an awkward "Oh... Oops, hehe! No hard feelings?"-Claves:-"*Sigh* Bitch..." sort of moment.
PercussivexFomors 1 year ago
omg imagine that on other games xD
Forgistus 1 year ago
Hey what system is this game for
shadowrizer3 1 year ago
Both the 360 and PS3. I believe the PS3 has extra features, like a new character and some extra scenes, but I'm not entirely sure what it contains.
Gavizuli 1 year ago
I hate how repetitive this game can get.. but I still kinda like it. But I've seen videos where people still have Claves as a playable character, how do they pull that off?
ksmuffin 1 year ago
OH SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS! WHY!?! lol fucking hilarious
5wolfman5 1 year ago
Yeeeaaaah, this scene was pretty drawn-out. It could've been simplified to a simple "Oh, guess I was wrong, Falsetto wins. I'm going to die now."
But... eh.
Raltzer 1 year ago
the most boring death
migero2 1 year ago
Ahhhh, who doesn't love excruciatingly long death scenes?xP
musiccatz 1 year ago
Dude, your voice is freaking annoying -.-
Lertic 1 year ago
i love the game, it's got romance, danger, adventure...and long death scenes, lol
jessmart76543 1 year ago
The game is GREAT but its script writer i am sure smoked some weed
HolyBomb 1 year ago
dude...no offense, but you need to limit the comments : / some of them were really funny, but it was a bit hard to pay attention to the scenes when you were yelling
daqlosers 1 year ago
Girl with a percussion instrument's name had to die :S
But seriously, wasn't this scene at an inn? If it was, couldn't she have just walked (or crawled) downstairs?
PercussivexFomors 1 year ago
In the long period of time she spend talking to herself, she could have gone or called for help XD
thearchbishoped 1 year ago
Lol just die alredy
tomyboii2k10 1 year ago
I actually really enjoyed your comments, it's exactly what I was thinking 2. :D
bannanabug247 1 year ago
LOL funny
xXWaleedXx123 1 year ago
This was pretty frekin' hilarious. Me and my friend were playing co-op but when we were at this scene we were like "Yo, this chick ain't dying"
freckleburger 1 year ago
Yea, this scene was ridiculous.
Sonic2332 1 year ago
Wow... That hast to be the worst videogame scene ever. JUST F*CKING DIE ALREADY BITCH!
dragoniguana 1 year ago
lol xD
CherryBlossom2571 1 year ago
I watched this bit with a grin for eleven minutes.
MrMarill 1 year ago
I like Eternal Sonata but your right this scene is horrible. I had the pretty much same reaction as this too only I missed ten minutes making a cup of tea. :< Shame it was an okay game.
punkheartsanime 1 year ago
This game is great, but god it gets stupid at points. Like this scene. Or when you fight a boss that is an exact carbon copy of the Bowser Cup from Mario World. But that still means that the game is great. But dude, you need to have some patience. The gap in between sentences isn't that great.
Thunderbiird 1 year ago 5
It is when it's in between EVERY sentence. Heh, it's just been a peeve of mine since Star Ocean started doing it. I just don't see why every character waits for three seconds after it seems like they're supposed to speak their line.
Gavizuli 1 year ago
@Gavizuli It probably has something to do with the dubbing since these games were originally recorded in Japanese. I played the game through in Japanese and didn't notice anything up with the dialogue at all. I do agree about this scene though. It's almost as bad as the ending of the Battle Royale movie! Great game nonetheless.
RuleBreaker57 1 year ago
This scene actually made me stop playing the game for months. If she had that much time to die she should have bandaged herself up or something.
DDSOAFilms 1 year ago
This is why I quit playing jRPGS. I had been playing them for approximately twenty years and then one day I saw this scene. I shut off my 360, looked at my shelf filled with games from across several different systems and generations (FFs, DQ/DW, etc etc.), and said "FUCK THIS SHIT." Seriously. I can not stand JRPGS anymore. I just keep thinking back to all the time and money I wasted on these worthless fucking games and it makes me sad. Very sad.
ciscornBIG 2 years ago
nice you made this hilarious
Metallica753 2 years ago
My god, at last I found someone that thinks the same as me about this game!
santiagoff 2 years ago 4
I love Eternal Sonata, what a fucking amazing piece of art. You fail for hating on it.
Emandudeguyperson 2 years ago
'Kay.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
10.40 EPIC LOL
lox12 2 years ago
@lox12
keep repeating it and its an
GGGGRAAAAAAAAAH
alarm
WarS1337 2 years ago
lol I remember playing this part and after 5 minutes of this scene I just started shouting "Die, bitch! hurry up and die!!" at it! XD
KagamiGunso65 2 years ago
i never played the game, but this was funny as hell!! :D
MrSuzyF 2 years ago
omg it's trueeee!!!! wen i was look the video.. in my head.. i say.. (hey you want die or not!?) XD
Kris95x 2 years ago
I don't know how you find this hillarious, seriously. There was a whole lot of plot revealed in this entire scene and it was very sad. It's obvious that JRPG's tell their stories through cutscenes, so if all you're gonna do is be bored then just don't bother playing them.
Auranel 2 years ago
I consider the best RPGs to have more plot, and more scenes devoted to said plot, than this game, and you have to read the majority of them. Even in the J-RPG sub-genre I can find plot-heavy games that don't bore me.
I'm bored by this because I feel absolutely nothing when an undeveloped character I met not thirty minutes ago dies, even if they take nine minutes to do it.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
I dunno, I found this game to have a lot of plot. I know a lot of people don't care for cutscenes, but in games without voice acting, there are long sessions of dialogue, so it's basically the same thing. I know that Claves died fairly early on in the game and I was sad that I didn't get to know her better, so that's why I basically got so angry at the video. My point was I get angry at people who go ahead and make fun of JRPG's then why bother even playing the game?
Auranel 2 years ago 2
Also, if you hate it that badly you can just pause the game and skip the scene. Yes, I will agree that Claves' death was actually really drawn out but I still felt for her. I don't understand why people are playing this game in the first place the plot is "so painful and lacking." That's what makes up the whole game. This is one of the best games I've played recently and it's just mind boggling to me. Everyone has their own opinions, I'm just stating mine.
Auranel 2 years ago
And I'm just stating mine, heh. Honestly, I'm just poking fun at something - I didn't buy the game KNOWING there would be a scene like this. And this game does have a lot of plot, I was simply saying that plot does not in and of itself bore me.
As for the game itself, I actually had fun with what I did play... at least when it comes to gameplay. The plot... didn't click with me, as should be obvious.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
Yeah, I'm sorry for getting so uptight about this, you were just poking fun after all. I decided to go back and watch it again and having to see things I just saw...AGAIN....that was pretty annoying lol. Truce? ^^
Auranel 2 years ago
Fairly enjoyable game but the plot is painful.
DarkTsubasa 2 years ago
I played the whole game, this is one of the longest scene, along with the chopin history
conurebleu 2 years ago
Even if the voices matched the characters, the writing and timing of the dialogue is such shit. Then again no one who actually likes this game has any taste whatsoever for anything but anime garbage.
killerkitty557 2 years ago
4:52 - 5:10
I'm never going to even consider buying a JRPG again. Ever.
WingedDestroyer 2 years ago
I never gave Eternal Sonata a chance. Thanks for showing me I didn't miss a thing.
MarkVega 2 years ago
give it a chance, if you hate the cinematic juste start and skip, the game is too cool to be left off
conurebleu 2 years ago
Yeah, if you really feel the need to inject your hilarious opinions, do it in annotations so I can turn them off.
AllOtherNamesTaken 2 years ago
I shall do that, good sir. Since, you know, there's no way to get rid of sound you don't want to hear or to watch a video you don't want to watch.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
But that's the thing, and you know it. I do want to watch this video and I do want to hear the sound. I just don't want to hear your sound. Stop pretending to be dumb.
AllOtherNamesTaken 2 years ago
I made the video to make the commentary - I GOT the video right here on YouTube. I think it's fairly obvious from the start (and the video description), what this was.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
Hahaha fucking bird.
RyenDeckard 2 years ago
What the fuck, why does this game exist.
RyenDeckard 2 years ago
Hahahaha. I'm so glad I stopped playing JRPGs when I hit puberty.
ThePopeIsReptilian 2 years ago 2
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I know! such a fucking travesty! Plot in an RPG! Fuck them for trying to make the characters seem like people with emotions! Fuck them!
Kordesh 2 years ago
I don't think you know what people, or emotions, are.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
Yes, real people. Like in your animes.
*Backs away slowly*
Armacalypse 2 years ago 2
I didn't think this could possibly be any worse, but then you added your own commentary to it. Congratulations, you actually made this scene worse.
SpamSpammity 2 years ago 3
I'm glad I could help.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
holy shit your comments make this fucking worthless, could you just shut the fuck up?
bagmonkey 2 years ago 10
After watching this video, I think I like this game for the plot.
zzzzzz522002 2 years ago
lolshe didnt die because she had a strong will too live before she died :)
animegeek3109 2 years ago
lol u made this so funny i got this game for christmas
linzig32 2 years ago
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
kkeelan 2 years ago
This games was so full of so many stupid pointless cutscenes that just repeated things over and over but when I got to this scene in game I was like...really? you're going to play clips from earlier in the same exact cutscene? I obviously saw it if I watched it this far!
I didn't miss her screaming: UNICORN HORN! When she died.
AlmightyOracle 2 years ago
Holy shit! Games like these make me hate rpg's...
I'd rather stay up all night and watch Bold & the Beautiful marathon from tv, than play this.
That guys voice (game characters) is hilarious!
Reminds me of Ridge Forrester... :P
(Now what the fuck am I talking about)
Shatananshnasha 2 years ago
Great game!Cept' for the fact that they said EVERY DAMN THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.Ex:I'm on my way to Forte!
Wait! I'm also going to Forte!We're all going to Forte!That means we're going to the same place!Cause we're all going to Forte!How about we go to Forte together?together?Together!Does this mean we're all going to Forte together?together..yes! lets go to Forte together!together!we're all going to the same place, together!Yes! lets all go to Forte together!
Wait! I'm also going to Forte
henalena123658 2 years ago 11
This is perhaps the most dreadfully long and boring cutscene in video game history, but your commentary makes it HILARIOUS!
blinky7046 2 years ago
Claves sure can ramble for someone who's friggin bleeding to death on the floor. I'm glad I'm not the only who saw how ridiculous this whole scene was. Rondo should've done us a favor and duct taped her mouth before she left.
Rutawind 2 years ago 4
lmao i luv da voice in da background <3 ahaha
linzerock 2 years ago
Is this Valkyrie?
guitarkid2009 2 years ago
I really wish video game writers wouldn't take a leaf out of shakespeare's book on the death scenes.
thegameulost 2 years ago
SHUT UP AND DIE, BITCH!
thegameulost 2 years ago 10
If I wanted to read the same thing twice, I'd read a demotivational.
thegameulost 2 years ago
Dude, your commentary is hilarious!
moeezS 2 years ago
this scene alone made me not want to finish mysterious unison...
minghaoli113 2 years ago 2
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blinky7046 2 years ago
Jesus shitballs, this takes foreeeevvveeerrrr!
Sterlng 2 years ago
The sad thing is that I thought nearly the exact thing as you when I first saw this scene (minus the cursing). I still love the game for my own reasons, but I admit it has flaws that could had easily been avoided.
Thanks for putting this video up. It's hard to find to find videos that make fun of ES.
RadiantAngel 2 years ago
LOL, this was great! Granted, I loved the game because I'm a classical music fan and it helped deepen my love for Chopin with the info and music (the game premisis didn't do that though), but yes, the conversations were...painful...too dramatic...such a beautiful looking game, but too much drama! And yes, the ending is rather...dull and preachy...
MladaOfHamelin 2 years ago
Aye, despite my griping at the end, the music parts were the best part for me. The developers seemed to be more interested in making a generic J-RPG story rather than building on the interesting premise of a metaphysical representation of Chopin's life and music.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
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i totally agrree! WORST GAME EVER!!! hav u seen the end?
OneStepOverTheGod 2 years ago
Nope - the plot may have taken a turn for the better, but the dialogue was so infuriatingly insipid and slow that I couldn't make it all the way through. I liked the combat, though it didn't seem to have much depth later on in the game.
Gavizuli 2 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I was laughing so hard that I was CRYING when I saw this, and I hadn't even played the game.
The commentary...OMG, it was ingenious.
Good work, man! ^^ I hope that you have more videos like this!
Ribonuke 2 years ago
she was just going to town on herself then she mentioned him, huh, coinsidenses are not that convinient
LeloucheFTL 2 years ago
lol i know i was laughing my ass off in this scene
yomitty9382 2 years ago
you know i bet she took so long to die because the game writers told her that as long as she talked she could live
heroshion21 2 years ago 4
the shout in 10:43 is funny!
UMMMEARRRGGGH!!!
PotterSuccess 2 years ago
Like 2 years ago I got traded this game in, after that time and watching the vids and stuff, i miss it...not this scene but the game.This brings back annoying memories of the 8 minute death of the pink headed slut R.I.P bitch. I'm rebuying this gae when I get my new Xbox!
BonkuriTokio112 2 years ago
The same with a fightscene in Dragonball. One fight can last 20 episodes! And when you think it's finally over, the bad guy has óne more level of power... Some of the enemies has like 5 forms, each using about 3 whole episodes!
skynet0912 2 years ago 3
Hahahah she totaly talked herself to death
Slammerbit 2 years ago 3
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lol i have a friend that actually shit on the game disc because this game was so bad...
moosemeatman 2 years ago
this was the funniest frikin video ive ever seen i was laughing through the whole thing XD
CherryBlossom2571 2 years ago
LOL at the long pauses....
VideyoJunkei 2 years ago
I hated this cutscene. I was waiting for Rondo to come back and stab her even more so she would finally die >>
Tsukagii 2 years ago 2
if you ask me, bitch wasnt stabbed hard enough
Ryz999 2 years ago 13
lololololol
ishadowstudios 2 years ago
lol i was crackin up the whole time! "oh sweet tap dancing jesus why?" roflmao
ACloudedMind101 2 years ago
PAAIINN!! XDD
fireking238 2 years ago
DIE CLAVES DIE!
Metalcherrytree 2 years ago 2
No blood. No wound...
I think she talked herself to death D:.
poopoop121212 2 years ago 13
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PhyreSpore 2 years ago
holy crap I was saying the same exact things when i first watched this cutscene.
THIS JUST HAPPENED
dacrackerjap 2 years ago
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you can shut the fuck up man? i cant hear anything stupid motherfucker!!
CrisSAngeL0001 2 years ago
Why don't you just make me disappear with the douche bagginess you no doubt share with your namesake?
Gavizuli 2 years ago
I can see by your comment you posted that your feeble could not grasp the concept of this video so I shall explain it to you (using words that you understand... if thats possible). You see this is a reaction video of sorts. Nothing about the scene is important except the basic concept ( the pink-haired chick taking so long to die). So Gavi yelling for her to die and such is the whole point. So him shutting up defeats the purpose. Also "You can shut the fuck up man?" is not a question. Dumbass.
Dtothedon 2 years ago 5
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fuck yourself you want? fuckin stupid
CrisSAngeL0001 2 years ago
That makes a lot of sense. Learn to speak a language before you try to insult someone in that language.
Dtothedon 2 years ago 3