It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is
IF I FUCKING SAW A KID ASKING A GIRL OUT LIKE THAT, I'D BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ALL 3 OF THOSE DOUCHE BAGS!!!! THEN I'D PROBABLY NAIL BOTH OF THE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF MY CHEVY TAHOE GT....
i put a note in a fortune cookie and this hot girl i wanted to go out with turned out to be a dumb blonde and ate the cookie without taking the note out... she then choked and died and i now have a lawsuit on my hands for third degree murder.... OH SHIT
i had myself seriously rediculous fail...i was talking to really beatiful girl and she really seemed to be like :''just ask me out and ill say yeas*smilin like that*'' and then mu fucking phone started to ring and as ringtune...system of down sugar...guess how that turned out,yea well she really didnt enjoy the music but well still got her out on a date w/me seriously LOL that kind of Black metal many times turns girls away from 2miles radious
please dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tommorow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die in two days. NOW uv started redin dis dont stop this is so scary. xsend this over to 5 videos in 143 minutes when you are done press f6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in BIG LETTERS. THIS WORKS
My name is melissa, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
lol that was a great video. i had to pause for number 4 so i could resume my fit of laughter on the floor. felt bad for the fortune cookie kid tho, went thru all that trouble... shoulda just decked that other kid! hahaha!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
THANK YOU MR. CLARKE
snakeyes150 3 weeks ago
waldo
swagg991000 1 month ago
the shower ohh lol
Mr5Pot 1 month ago
Oh Crackerz!!
ajdude3 3 months ago
Mr. Clark walked off in slo mo like a BOSS!
TheGirlWhoGames 3 months ago
hahahaha lolz
Tiddypocket 4 months ago
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REAL #1 WAY: Yell out HEY BITCH
bobbyman3211 4 months ago
I don't know who Mr. Clarke is but he's a genius.
FelixKey 4 months ago
wow 2007 how old are you guys now
HankIsAwsome 4 months ago
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hahahaha lol
Electronic2011guy 5 months ago
hahaha lol
Electronic2011guy 5 months ago
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is
MMArtist99 6 months ago
wow i live really close to that school at the end
coolkid8881231 6 months ago
oh crackers? LOL
krazy4kandy1 6 months ago
lol did anyone else find wally when he was gonna give her the fortune cookie?
izzy57479 6 months ago
omfg this vid is epicly hilarious
TheDenton1997 7 months ago
my freind who is a guy tied to fucken ask me out with one of thease stupid things and he literally embaressed himself infront of the whole school
bubblegum86241 7 months ago
OH CRACKERS!!! lmao.. :P
CANTERBURY191 7 months ago
rhcp cant stop mi favvvvvvvvv!
slipknot162000 8 months ago
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wilmarc123 8 months ago
fortune cookie :D hahahaha wtf?
danielgrvff 9 months ago
...
IwillPwnYou101 9 months ago
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PLEASSEE DONT DONT READ THIS I'M SOOOO SORRY EVRY1 STOP RITE NW If you do not copy and paste this on to 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
TheBojan3101 9 months ago
girls are the hardest part of a guy's school experience
GotsItGoinOn 9 months ago 3
ya well in a girls life boys are probably the hardest thing
bubblegum86241 7 months ago
immagrant song comes up, best part!
attentivecrane5 10 months ago
Omg,i just loved that...
moondanceiz1 10 months ago
@ArPh212 Herp derp wat about the last song?
Spulegence 11 months ago
1:23 HAHAHA!!
nthnyie 11 months ago
wat the f man really
firedj0327 11 months ago
Guy asking girl out: Anybody want a fortune cookie?
Other guy: OOH! I DO!
Guy asking girl out: NO! NOT YOU!
XDXD
PhantomKidification 11 months ago
lol
MRwowguy3 11 months ago
1:23 checking ass
ramir332 11 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahqahaahahhahahahahahhaha
chatzee1 1 year ago
i loved how tht guy just pops up behind her after she says o crackers XD
nonofyabuisness 1 year ago
IF I FUCKING SAW A KID ASKING A GIRL OUT LIKE THAT, I'D BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ALL 3 OF THOSE DOUCHE BAGS!!!! THEN I'D PROBABLY NAIL BOTH OF THE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF MY CHEVY TAHOE GT....
thedeem0N 1 year ago
lol made me lmao
CaSjAtAyLoR04 1 year ago
there ya go gorillaz mix
energybarr4 1 year ago
lmfoa why all the hate? this video is pretty funny i must say
dan95c 1 year ago
i put a note in a fortune cookie and this hot girl i wanted to go out with turned out to be a dumb blonde and ate the cookie without taking the note out... she then choked and died and i now have a lawsuit on my hands for third degree murder.... OH SHIT
tastolfi 1 year ago 30
@tastolfi Yeaah right I bet that never happend, but nice try.
MACmeover12 11 months ago
u suck. and so does ur idiocy. UR A JERK!!!!!!
kewlioppl 1 year ago
dude that room looks axactly like my science room
djrockboxxxx 1 year ago
i asked a girl out and she dumped me for some gay emo kid :(
djrockboxxxx 1 year ago
Is that bellingham high?
Finn867 1 year ago
well at least you can look at it
Timcookie321 1 year ago
when i went out with someone i split up with her because i didn't think i was ready and now she hates me
jacedaniel98 1 year ago
@jacedaniel98 dude that same exact thing happened to me
canut67 1 year ago
haha! ur audio got turned off :P
thomas5070 1 year ago
FUCK WMG
21yoMALE 1 year ago
wow fucking WMG.
AndrosForever 1 year ago
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1.put your finger onyour nose
2.hold your breath for 5 seconds
3.say the name of your love
4.that person will ask you out on the next friday
5.you will have the best day tomorrow
6.send this to 3 other videos
MONKEYSTOOKMYBABY 1 year ago
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1. take a deep breath
2. think of who you like
3. press f10 5 times
4. post this to 5 videos
5. look at your background
pokedude365 1 month ago
tyler123122 1 year ago
err assholes?
Arghleargh 1 year ago
1.put your finger onyour nose
2.hold your breath for 5 seconds
3.say the name of your love
4.that person will ask you out on the next friday
5.you will have the best day tomorrow
6.send this to 3 other videos
Avaisak47 1 year ago
i had myself seriously rediculous fail...i was talking to really beatiful girl and she really seemed to be like :''just ask me out and ill say yeas*smilin like that*'' and then mu fucking phone started to ring and as ringtune...system of down sugar...guess how that turned out,yea well she really didnt enjoy the music but well still got her out on a date w/me seriously LOL that kind of Black metal many times turns girls away from 2miles radious
Hedu007 1 year ago
ROFL I'm going to try that tomorow
To a fucking faggot
Then ask out a girl
hi12345y6 1 year ago
im a girl and that is not thr way to ask a girl out !!!!!!!!!!!
sasharevtovich09 2 years ago
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please dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tommorow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die in two days. NOW uv started redin dis dont stop this is so scary. xsend this over to 5 videos in 143 minutes when you are done press f6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in BIG LETTERS. THIS WORKS
AllenWalker24 2 years ago
Holy shit.. FUCK YOU WMG!!!!
FlingBoogers 2 years ago 40
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1.put your finger on your nose
2.hold your breath for 5 seconds
3.say the name of your love
4.that person will ask you out on the next friday
5.you will have the best day tomorrow
6.send this to 3 other videos
immacrazyone2 2 years ago
omg is that abbi and rachel?!?!?
bobb1118 2 years ago
dude.. this video is copyrighted D: wthh.. i think someone posted a video on how to get it back though. i really want to hear this video D:
Kagome259 2 years ago
I KNO~
arijohary22 2 years ago
number 2 was the best
M9semi 3 years ago
ROFL. my fave part was when he sat on the fortune cookie. xD
xxxinternetaddictxxx 3 years ago
LOL
XxrewindsxX 3 years ago
boooo
xXFallenSaint 3 years ago
honestly one of the best videos iv seen in a while, great job!
musicismyfavorite777 3 years ago
xD lol
ny22ved 3 years ago
halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feedback7129 3 years ago
lol I wonder if anyone would actually do this xD
xXChikenNoodleSoopXx 3 years ago
way to use the principle .............that wouldn't really happen
DKCURT13 3 years ago
my high school councelor hooked me up with my current girl friend, he braught us both in once, and we did some activities n stuff, it was all good
azumanga4life 3 years ago
no not you
samisreallyfunny 3 years ago
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My name is melissa, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe
At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
Some1whorocks 3 years ago
damn you can't rap...
XohshitztonysbackX 3 years ago
hahahaha lol that was good!
broadcaster2009 3 years ago
lol that was a great video. i had to pause for number 4 so i could resume my fit of laughter on the floor. felt bad for the fortune cookie kid tho, went thru all that trouble... shoulda just decked that other kid! hahaha!
SadManGrinning 3 years ago
I just show the ladies my weener and they automatically wanna go out with me!
awwwwnaaaa 3 years ago
oh crackers :/
skaterchick1233 3 years ago
whoops i meant 2:32 to 2:52 theres waldo :)
fortminor622 3 years ago
at 3:32 to 3:52, behind da dorkish dude with the fortune cookie, is that is that guy supposed to be the guy from "wheres waldo"? lmfao
fortminor622 3 years ago
haha this is kinda funny
cattie777 3 years ago
this was good :)
GeeTeeAge 3 years ago
R u a girl or guy :l
Projext01 3 years ago
saydui
Lilthug068 3 years ago
my penis hurts because josh sucked it too hard
Lilthug068 3 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mega gay
memorex9998887 3 years ago
Thats different.
JENNIFERWASHERE 3 years ago
great songs
774645 3 years ago
lol i did something like number 1
datsyuk13rules 3 years ago
This is really funny!
sorrysonofa 3 years ago
Mr.Clarkeeeeeeeee where r u brooooo
Khalsaman 3 years ago
lol good video
clayton1992sims2 3 years ago
lmao thats was halarious
Xx2RCS2xX 3 years ago
kool teacher at the end huh,.. my skool no PDA sux...
jonathepianist 3 years ago
thats well funny
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
golferno1247 3 years ago
Nice song at the end...LOL
hkobb7 3 years ago
Lmfao! 1:02 && 1:16
SLOW MOTION!
Bahaha! :D
This is SO funny.
Skittlexs 3 years ago
Where is this high school
Wiiwarrior300 3 years ago
RHCP!!!
hotsoup321 3 years ago
bad girl acters
marlenrocks 3 years ago
ahah, this is funny :]
mafejr 3 years ago
lmao i tried the yelling into the bathroom one.. it didnt quite work well...
but hey if u ever want a 5 day all expense paid suspention... giv it a shot O.o XD
rufflez222 3 years ago
lmao hahaha that was funny.. good 1 guys
ORLYFON 3 years ago
lmao the fortune cookie.....'splat' wat was that xD
raylonisdabomb 3 years ago
lmao i luv this gud work
bronmizzle 3 years ago
pretty funny guys good work
eatmyshortsfatty 3 years ago
LMAO
Tyler7tjt 3 years ago
lol good stuff
3000GTTime 3 years ago
dope
Cotton926 3 years ago
this is cool lol
SH3R83R1 3 years ago
so were could i find mr. clarke lol
12345pb 3 years ago 2
i asked a girl out at my middle school she said no
eastoaklandshit 3 years ago 47
@eastoaklandshit at least you had the balls to do it.
ScrappyKidd 1 year ago
@eastoaklandshit shit happens
chargerfan4life21 1 year ago
@eastoaklandshit lol! atleast u have guts -_-
OhBama21 1 year ago
@eastoaklandshit I am so sorry dude
tvoice1 1 year ago
@eastoaklandshit HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH ;LOL MAN KEEP ON TRYIN THO LOL
jomos100 1 year ago
What the hell?! (in a funny way) ROFL!!!!!
narutoshadowclone3 3 years ago
pretty funny man, lol
civictuner9807 3 years ago 2
1:02 - 1:16 the best part so funny lol
Kazam32 3 years ago
lol!!!!!
loom2009 3 years ago
lol
tehnoobshewo 3 years ago
2:04 sick song!!!!!!! Rage baby.
LAKERSORG 3 years ago
lol!
Calano777 3 years ago
the worst video i have seen in Youtube....haha lol
interoma4evr 3 years ago
what the hell...
interoma4evr 3 years ago
lmao terrible acting but hilarious concept
ahahaha at waldo
omgmaxiesaid 3 years ago
no wonda non of ya get dates
qgdfhdjc 3 years ago
gay
qgdfhdjc 3 years ago
this was hillarious!!!
MyGoldfishsAreBetter 3 years ago 2
man the cookie worked great 4 me
JJVALDEZ55 3 years ago
lol mr clarke was funny
akaCarrot 3 years ago
haha loved it
sk8tergirl90210 3 years ago
waldo is in every scene
naff01 3 years ago
best teach ever lol
brutal6agani 3 years ago
look at 2:35 there is a waldo in the background
thecarrotdude 3 years ago
good video,,u guys r very funy :)
afutbol6 3 years ago
2:42 FUCKING PWNED !!!!!!!!!!!
twee881 3 years ago
thats funny and halarious but the real way is to grow some balls and ask her out
CokeMentoProductions 3 years ago 3
yay rhcp!!!! lol sorry just had to say that
RHCPfreak37 3 years ago
lol, pretty funny, lol,
SpencTB 3 years ago
go mr clarke!
pearldrumma26 3 years ago
Yeah this is pretty funny but those are not the way that you should ask a girl out...
jlovesj1 3 years ago
haha this is pretty funny. I like your choice of songs. check out our add campaign for our homecoming dance!
SemiformalDanceTips 3 years ago
Funny!!
Scoob505 3 years ago
OHHHH CRACKERSSSS!!!
rofl at the anchorman push the man over while running scene
ServeOnSite 3 years ago
i did the bathroom thing, and it works, her friend told me she liked me and she thought it was brave, and BOOM homecoming was A-W-E-S-O-M-E
mystifie 3 years ago
i like parts 1:02 through 1:16 its so funnny
sweetNDfluffyXP 3 years ago
haha the whole entire thingg is funy, sick video. nice work :]
meganyrose 3 years ago
haha the bathroom part xD that was funny
Gerberjuice719 3 years ago
when he sits on the fortune cookie...lol
fpvfra08 3 years ago
#1 THAT TEACHER IS THA BOMB
I CRACKED UP
mastercheif1016 3 years ago
Lame!
hogsonquads 3 years ago
lol number 2 is hilarious
fmandwc 3 years ago
#2 poor guy..
airsoftlime 3 years ago
OMG! tht is so funny! #4 and #3 r the best!!
Jhawk226 3 years ago
lolol #4 is so funny xD that guy is awesome
chrisreiff 3 years ago
ha very nice
VidEoGAM3R 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
harlene2008 3 years ago
hahahahaha OH CRACKERS lol
pearldrumma26 3 years ago
lol
ezanat1 3 years ago
#4 was the funniest
Jacobzx 3 years ago
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italiarox123 3 years ago
Lol mr.Clark is awsome
StratSk8 3 years ago
OH CRACKERS!!
ashuakithetraitor 3 years ago
Those girls looked convinced.
0:27
ashuakithetraitor 3 years ago
The title should be "5 Ways How Not To ask a Girl Out"
xxDgenx125xx 3 years ago 2
oh crackers!!
BMtodaP 3 years ago
This is so not how u ask a girl out man thats 5 ways to get a girl to hate u
BlazeUchia101 3 years ago
lol
SoulsOfTheUnforgiven 3 years ago
the dude in 2:58 is HOT!!!!!!!!!!
lamberrari23 3 years ago
i dont think so lol well im a guy so that might be why lol
cmenkhus123 3 years ago 3
what song did u use at the begging of tip number 2
jamesbones626 3 years ago